Everything was ready!
But there was still one thing that had no solution!
That was Lin Qianqian who still hadn't pooped!
This had become a huge difficult problem that bothered everyone!
Several girlfriends were anxious, and even tried to push on a swing, using centrifugal force to help Lin Qianqian finish, but ultimately failed!
Tang Xiaoguo was even drenched in poop, and screamed for a whole morning!
The embarrassed Lin Qianqian wished she could crawl into a crack in the ground.
Lu Zhe looked at his watch, it was already four thirty, half an hour later than previously expected!
"We can't wait any longer, we have to set off now."
"What if Lin Qianqian needs to use the bathroom?"
"She'll have to go on the raft!"
"Okay, as long as she can poop, anywhere is fine!"
After discussing, everyone decided to leave now!
"Because the class president and Jiang Yao have mobility issues, everyone needs to get on the bamboo raft here, then paddle around Egg Yolk Island to the other side, then go straight to Volcano Island from there!"
"Okay!"
"Everyone check if there's any supplies we didn't bring!"
"Take down the swing, don't forget that!"
"What about the fishing net stockings and mousetraps?"
"The fishing net was already taken apart!"
"The leather case for the mousetraps was also taken off!"
"Hey hey, there's one less sweet potato leaf again?"
"We're out of tissues, I used one this morning to wipe Lin Qianqian's butt, you did say sweet potato leaves were safe..."
"Damn it? You guys are so wasteful...eh? Wipe her butt? Did the seeds come out?"
"No, she's still constipated!"
"Ah forget it, how many bottles did we bring?"
"Thirty six, should be enough right!"
"Yeah!"
"What about fire starters?"
"Burning charcoal put in an iron can, then packed tight with wood chips, can last two hours! Jiang Yao watches the fire, if it goes out, we're collectively screwed!"
"Awesome!"
Everything was ready!
The five companions sat on the bamboo raft, looking at what used to be their campsite, with a hint of sadness in their eyes!
No matter what, this small camp had strengthened their friendship, and also gave everyone hope to survive!
"Goodbye, our campsite!"
"Goodbye, Egg Yolk Island!"
"Goodbye, swing toilet..."
Lu Zhe and Jiang Yao sat at two sides of the bamboo raft, sliding the wooden paddles, slowly moving the raft!
Half an hour later, they went around the other side of the small island!
On the island, there was still the distress signal Lu Zhe and Ning Shu had left before!
In the distance, the silhouette of Volcano Island could vaguely be seen!
"Look, that's it!"
Ning Shu excitedly pointed!
"There must be endless coconut juice there!"
"Streams, creeks, we can even take freshwater baths!"
"Really looking forward to it!"
The few girls looked out, curiosity and anticipation written all over their faces!
As they chatted, they happily paddled against the ocean current towards Volcano Island!
"Let's pick up the oars, and push open the waves, the sea reflecting the beautiful white tower, surrounded by green trees and red walls..."
As the girls paddled, they sang sweet melodies in unison!
Before they knew it, they had left the continental shelf!
The bamboo raft drifted alone and tiny in the vast ocean!
All around was the deep blue seawater, giving them an oppressive feeling.
At least singing relieved some of the fear everyone felt!
After singing for awhile, Jiang Yao looked out into the distance:
"At this rate we probably won't reach Volcano Island before dark..."
Lin Qianqian nodded: "Because we can't see the whole thing, we don't know the height, so we can't accurately calculate the distance!"
Lu Zhe said: "The elevation of such ocean islands rarely exceeds 200 meters. Calculating with 200 meters, we can reach our destination in 4 hours maximum! The fastest is 2 hours!"
He sounded confident, but was actually unsure inside too. What if the highest point of this island exceeded 200 meters, then they'd have to paddle much longer.
Tang Xiaoguo said: "Then it'll be night time already..."
Lu Zhe consoled: "Arriving at night has its own advantages, at least it won't be scorching hot..."
"Whoosh!" A black shadow leisurely passed under the bamboo raft, and Lu Zhe's heart skipped a beat!
At this time, the few girls were still chatting casually, completely unaware of the mysterious visitor!
Shark?
He didn't tell the girls, only warned everyone not to play in the water, and to paddle evenly!
He understood that a shark's perceptions were extremely sensitive. Any hint of panic from you, and they can sense it, immediately arousing its predatory instincts. But as long as they maintained a certain paddling speed and rhythm, the predators generally wouldn't disturb them!
Gradually he noticed more and more circling black shadows under the water surface, just this stretch of sea had no less than 30 to 50!
It was unimaginable that if these dozens attacked the bamboo raft together, what would be the result!
But just then, an accident happened!
Lin Qianqian's brows furrowed: "I...I have to..."
Tang Xiaoguo was puzzled: "Have to what?"
Jiang Yao said: "Idiot, what else but pooping!"
Ning Shu smirked: "How convenient, poop straight into the ocean, give an offering to those marine creatures!"
Lu Zhe decisively said: "No!"
"Why?"
Jiang Yao said: "Idiot, obviously we have to collect seeds!"
"This is not about seeds anymore!" Lu Zhe knew that hiding the truth any longer could cause chaos, so he said: "There are sharks in the water, human waste will attract them to attack our bamboo raft!"
"They'll eat us!"
"No need to worry too much about that, we're not on their menu, they won't usually eat us."
The girls breathed a sigh of relief, but Lu Zhe added another sentence:
"They'll just bite us to death out of curiosity."
"Ahhh?!"
Seeing the circling black shadows in the water, the girls turned pale with fright!
Jiang Yao gasped: "Good god, this is a shark den..."
Tang Xiaoguo worried: "Are they waiting to eat us?!"
"Don't panic, they usually don't eat us, but you never know"
Lu Zhe shook his head: "Don't worry, from the way they're swimming they seem to be resting, we just need to stay calm, slowly paddle, they normally won't attack us recklessly!"
Lin Qianqian frowned: "I...I can't hold it anymore..."
"Can't hold your poop anymore huh?"
Lin Qianqian nodded.
At that moment, Lu Zhe's mind raced and came up with a weird idea!
"It's like how horses pulling a farmer's carriage have a bag tied behind to catch their poop!"
"Did I hear that right!"
"Isn't that totally embarrassing?!"
"But safest!"
The refusal was written all over Lin Qianqian's face, but it was useless!
Tang Xiaoguo and Ning Shu looked at each other: "Let's just do that!"
The two girls put a plastic bag over Lin Qianqian's leg!
Tang Xiaoguo said: "Come on Qianqian!"
Ning Shu said: "Don't worry, Lu Zhe can't see!"
Lin Qianqian looked at the shabby plastic bag, her toes silently carving out a three room apartment!

+【Epic Battles!】 "Your Highness, they say Linxi Temple is miraculous. Won’t you make a wish?" "A wish? It should be making wishes to me." "That may be so, but since you’re already here..." "..." "Fine. Then grant this princess a consort to play with." "He must be obedient, devoted, and utterly infatuated with my body—so much so that he’d kneel and kiss my feet." "Your Highness, that’s not a consort. That’s a dog." "Then add clever, witty, heroic, ambitious yet pragmatic..." "Hmm, that’s enough for now. I’ll add more later." After tossing out these words half in jest, Princess Anle departed the temple—only to catch a fleeting glimpse of the Bodhisattva statue smiling at her. Meanwhile, Yang An, fresh out of university, was having a very bad day. Good news: He’d transmigrated into another world with a cheat granting tenfold combat power. Bad news: He’d immediately fallen into the clutches of a certain villainess. Good news: Said villainess possessed peerless beauty and royal status. Bad news: She was absolutely monstrous!!! In the frozen wilderness, Yang An knelt beneath Qin Guo’er’s feet, drenched in sweat despite the cold. Desperately clutching her porcelain-perfect foot—the very one poised to crush his throat—he could only think: How do I survive this?! Need answers NOW!

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!