This Isn't Kink, It's Perversion

Xia Yanchun felt like her sky was falling; she had a feeling she had been played by Shen Nian.

How dare a mere Shen Nian set a trap for Sister Chun, does he have a death wish?!

Although she really wanted to headbutt Shen Nian, that would only make her look desperate. Xia Yanchun could only suppress the urge in her heart, feign indifference, clear her throat, and say, "You're overthinking it."

"Really?" Shen Nian tilted his head like a little bird looking at another bird, gazing at the tsundere Xia Yanchun as he teased her.

"You definitely used incognito mode," Xia Yanchun concluded.

"If you had checked my phone last semester, you might have found what you were looking for."

"Ew, you actually have the nerve to say that."

"Why would I be embarrassed?" Shen Nian rubbed against Xia Yanchun's little face and said softly.

"You didn't shave clean, it's so scratchy."

Shen Nian paused and stopped rubbing against her. His large hand felt his chin; it was perfectly smooth. Just in case, he even used his phone screen as a mirror to check.

His facial hair didn't grow fast to begin with, and he had shaved cleanly. There was no stubble at all right now.

Having succeeded in her trick, Xia Yanchun felt like she had won back a point. She immediately hid herself under the blanket, exposing only her dark, almond-shaped eyes to observe Shen Nian's every move.

"You little rascal, take this." Shen Nian launched a stubble attack, hugging Xia Yanchun and rubbing his chin vigorously against the girl's tender face.

If he actually had a beard, Xia Yanchun's face would definitely have been destroyed.

Surrounded by Shen Nian's scent, Xia Yanchun's lingering shyness grew even stronger.

After obediently letting Shen Nian cling to her for a while, Xia Yanchun pushed him away with a muffled groan.

Sticking together like this right in the morning, did he have no shame?

After calming down, Xia Yanchun continued looking through Shen Nian's phone.

If there was nothing in the browser history, there would be even less elsewhere. The smart Xia Yanchun even checked Shen Nian's file manager and private space, but everything was completely wholesome.

"Here you go!"

"Done searching?"

"I wasn't searching for anything. I don't know what you're talking about."

"Alright, alright."

The reserved Chunbao definitely wasn't looking for adult videos.

Shen Nian wasn't annoyed. He was quite happy, because now it was his turn to check Xia Yanchun's phone.

Xia Yanchun's phone was still charging, so he had to swap places with her, leaning against the edge of the bed near the desk. He unlocked her phone right in front of her.

Xia Yanchun was full of righteous confidence. She couldn't wait to tear her phone open for Shen Nian to see, just to show him what a truly wholesome phone looked like.

Her phone had never even once experienced an "ignore risk and continue installation" prompt!

She thought Shen Nian would look at her photo gallery or something, but the guy opened Xiaohongshu.

Opening her favorites, there was a bunch of outfit tutorials, travel guides, warning posts about bad products, and at the bottom, a ranking of good and bad sanitary pads.

"What are you looking for?" Xia Yanchun frowned.

"Nothing, just looking around."

Shen Nian, who had been attempting to find tags like #refinedgirl #pantyhose #innerwear #babyfood, was secretly disappointed.

"I feel like you're up to no good."

"Not at all." Shen Nian looked incredibly innocent.

Even though Xiaohongshu was a female-oriented platform, if the posts passed the censors, how was it "up to no good" for a guy to look at them?

Isn't the world's prejudice against men a bit too obvious? Bros, I'm literally shaking with anger.

"Whatever else you want to check, hurry up. My phone still needs to charge."

"So arrogant, huh!"

Shen Nian opened Xia Yanchun's WeChat.

Xia Yanchun thought Shen Nian was going to read her chat history with Li Shiyan to see if she had been complaining about him behind his back.

Instead, Shen Nian opened the chat window for [Shen Nian] and changed his nickname.

[My Most, Most, Most Favorite Lord Shen Nian]

His hand speed was so fast that it only took him two seconds to type those words. Before Xia Yanchun could even see clearly what they were, Shen Nian had already changed the nickname.

"..."

Xia Yanchun felt that Shen Nian was the kind of person who would use someone else's WeChat to send weird messages to himself.

Facts proved that her feeling was correct.

Because Shen Nian had already used her WeChat to open the chat with [My Most, Most, Most Favorite Lord Shen Nian] and was tapping away at the keyboard.

[Xia Yanchun]: Shen Nian, you are my husband.

[Xia Yanchun]: Master.

[Xia Yanchun]: Love you, mwah.

Xia Yanchun: ...

Ultimate Shen Nian fantasy.

"What kind of nonsense is this? Are you crazy?" Xia Yanchun reached out to snatch her phone back.

"Nope." Shen Nian raised his hand, putting it out of Xia Yanchun's reach.

"I'm counting to three. One."

"Two!"

"Can you wait a second?" Shen Nian grinned.

"You want to drag it out to two minutes so I can't recall the messages, right? No way!"

Xia Yanchun didn't even count to three. She sat up straight and snatched her phone back.

She waved it triumphantly in front of Shen Nian, flashing her little canine teeth as she recalled all the messages he had just sent and changed the nickname back to Shen Nian.

Indulging Shen Nian in sending weird messages right in front of her, and then recalling them one by one right in front of his face—it felt inexplicably satisfying.

Little Shen Nian, easily handled!

"Chunbao, you're no fun like this. We're already boyfriend and girlfriend, can't we even have a little bit of romantic fun?"

"Then give me your phone."

"Here."

Xia Yanchun snorted. Mimicking Shen Nian, she changed her own nickname in his phone to [The Super Invincible Universe-Explodingly Beautiful Sister Chun], then opened the chat window and started typing.

[Shen Nian]: I'll be Sister Chun's little puppy for the rest of my life, woof woof...

Before she could even press send, Shen Nian snatched his phone back, his face darkening terribly.

"You've got some nerve, Xia Yanchun, coming up with this kind of stuff."

"Didn't you say you wanted a little romantic fun?"

"This isn't freaking romantic fun, it's perverted."

"I think it's very romantic," Xia Yanchun hummed smugly.

Shen Nian sweatdropped. When it came to being a pervert, standing next to Xia Yanchun, he could only be considered a harmless little amateur.