Spring arrived as promised.
There were less than ninety days left until the college entrance examination, but the recent study atmosphere was actually a bit worse than during the hundred-day pledge.
As expected, it was all just a three-minute passion.
Today was Sunday, and Shen Nian slept in.
Last night he spent his time throwing eggs in Legends of the Three Kingdoms.
Fake shooting games: Valorant, CS:GO.
The real shooting game: Legends of the Three Kingdoms.
Shen Nian slept for five hours straight, not waking up until ten in the morning.
There was no difference between sleeping four hours and five hours; he was purely just being a bit lazy and didn't even cook breakfast.
Without a fragrant little figure in his arms, he had slept alone last night.
It was all Shen Yue's fault. Taking advantage of the weekend, she stayed up late watching TV until three o'clock, making it impossible for Shen Nian to find a chance to sneak over to Xia Yanchun's place. The plan to sleep together had to be dropped.
That damn Lao Jie, her punishment will be hanging her own clothes to dry next time.
Shen Nian did a kip-up out of bed and pulled open the curtains. A layer of mist covered the outside of the window.
The humidity was very high today, though not quite at the level of the Returning South spring weather. Even so, it was still very uncomfortable.
Clothes would take two days to dry.
If it were the Returning South weather, you could wring them out, hang them outside for three days, and when you brought them back in, you'd find you could still wring water out of them.
Could Miss Spring restrain herself a bit?
Shen Nian felt depressed. He brushed his teeth, washed his face, and went downstairs in his slippers to buy breakfast. Kind-hearted as he was, he still bought a portion for Shen Yue.
He finished his own portion on the way upstairs. He left Shen Yue's portion on the dining table, and as for Xia Yanchun's portion, of course, he took it over to her.
Xia Yanchun's home smelled fragrant. The balcony curtains were still open, and as soon as he entered, he could see the clothes hanging on the balcony.
Shen Nian was just about to send Xia Yanchun a message to see if she was awake. Before he could send it, he heard a slight noise from the bedroom.
It seemed she was awake.
Shen Nian knocked on the door. It opened two seconds later, and the first thing he saw was Xia Yanchun leaning over to plug in her phone charger.
You get up but don't brush your teeth or wash your face, and instead play on your phone. Why are you so lazy?
For a moment, Xia Yanchun felt like she was back in her hometown, being urged to get up by her mother. The tone and attitude were exactly the same.
It's not like I'm looking at your phone.
I brought you soup dumplings. Thank me, Haji Chun.
I haven't brushed my teeth yet.
She had originally wanted to stay in bed a little longer, but since Shen Nian had brought breakfast, Xia Yanchun had no choice but to scurry off to brush her teeth and wash her face.
Feeling that the house was a bit damp, Xia Yanchun returned to her room, ignored Shen Nian who had already taken over her bed like a cuckoo in a dove's nest, found the long-unused air conditioner remote, and turned on the dehumidifier.
You need to set a timer when you turn on the dehumidifier, otherwise if it runs for too long, your throat will get dry, sore, and hoarse, Shen Nian reminded her from the side.
I know, I know. Move over, why are you stealing my spot?
What do you mean stealing your spot? You're not eating breakfast and still planning to lie down?
I'll eat lying down.
Xia Yanchun didn't care about all that. The bed was so comfortable; she couldn't let Shen Nian monopolize it!
The bed creaked as Xia Yanchun slipped under the covers. She lay half-propped up on the side closest to the desk, just close enough to use a skewer to pop a soup dumpling into her mouth.
Ah— She skewered a soup dumpling, carefully cupping her hand under it to catch any drips, and brought it to Shen Nian's mouth.
Shen Nian took a bite, his eyes narrowing in comfort.
Good little doggie, so obedient. Xia Yanchun's eyes curved into a smile.
...You're an idiot. Shen Nian hadn't expected her to pull this trick, and his previous sense of comfort vanished instantly.
When it came to his nemesis and her eight hundred schemes, he couldn't let his guard down just because they had become boyfriend and girlfriend.
Getting scolded after feeding Shen Nian made Xia Yanchun unhappy. Just as she was thinking of causing some trouble for him, her eyes swept over and caught sight of Shen Nian's phone lying nearby.
She grabbed it immediately, clutching it to her chest and chattering away, You're doomed, Shen Nian. I'm going to check up on you now.
Uh, checking up on me now? Go ahead, check all you want. Shen Nian waved his hand.
Your phone better not have any secrets. I know exactly what to look for!
Xia Yanchun wasn't just some little girl who only knew how to take photos with her phone. She knew exactly where things could be hidden and which apps were suspicious!
With the mindset that she absolutely had to find something, Xia Yanchun opened Shen Nian's photo album extremely seriously.
Scanning through it... it was mostly game screenshots, or random beautiful photos of the sky taken by the roadside. Xia Yanchun clicked on them and found that the beautiful sky photos were actually quite ugly.
It was all wholesome and completely devoid of anything scandalous. It didn't look like a guy's phone at all, which left Xia Yanchun slightly disappointed.
Shen Nian lay right beside her, accompanying her as she checked his phone. His hands stroked her soft belly and her thighs, and occasionally he boldly brushed against the young girl's chest, feeling absolutely wonderful.
Haji Chun's bottom line was getting lower and lower.
Shen Nian could tell that Haji Chun wasn't looking at his QQ or WeChat, but instead checking his desktop apps and photo albums. This didn't look like a routine check-up; she was clearly looking for porn.
If she found porn, she could laugh out loud and mock him.
It was too obvious, Haji Chun.
Unable to find what she was looking for, Xia Yanchun shifted her target to other apps.
Next up was the most important thing: the browser history!
She had heard that this was a taboo for all guys, the kind of thing a guy would insist on deleting with his dying breath even after being hit by a truck!
Holy crap, don't! Shen Nian cried out in fear.
The more panicked Shen Nian got, the happier Xia Yanchun became. The more afraid the enemy was, the more it proved she was doing the right thing! There was definitely something in the browser!
Xia Yanchun felt inexplicably excited, as if she were about to catch Shen Nian red-handed. Suppressing her racing thoughts, she opened the browser history.
...How to set up multi-screen live streaming?
...Teacher Huang's advanced chemistry online course 1080p resources.
...Past years' math college entrance examination paper A.
Hahahahaha! The smile shifted to Shen Nian's face. What are you so happy about? Will you only be satisfied if you find porn on my phone?
Xia Yanchun's small face flushed red, feeling a bit like a clown.
Thinking about it now, this guy had pretended to be so nervous just a moment ago but didn't actually make a move to snatch the phone back. It was obvious there was a catch, but she had been so caught up in the idea of busting him that she hadn't noticed!
She had fallen right into Shen Nian's trap from the very beginning!
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e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
