Sneaking back to his room, Shen Nian quickly went downstairs to wash the rice and cook.
Sigh.
He was rejected after confessing his love today, so he was unhappy. Shen Nian had read some posts about curing heartbreak, which said that eating three pounds of braised pork ribs, a plate of steamed oysters with vermicelli, and roast goose, followed by some fruit at night, could cure it with immediate results.
Shen Nian didn't know if it was true, but he could only buy some to try.
There was roast goose in town too. Roast goose legs were thirty-five yuan each. Shen Nian bought three, crispy and dripping with oil, hoping the roast goose legs could heal his weather-beaten heart after being rejected.
Braised pork ribs were the easiest to make. Shen Nian followed a tutorial and whipped them up quickly. However, the steamed oysters with vermicelli took a bit of time, so Shen Shi and Chen Minyue had to wait about ten minutes after coming home before they could eat.
Oh my god, what a miracle cure.
Taking a bite of the roast goose leg, Shen Nian's devastated heart immediately felt better. Do you have any idea how that works?
At night.
Shen Nian was still on the phone with his older sister, asking her what time she would be back tomorrow and what she wanted to eat, so he could prepare early. Some ingredients would be sold out if he went to the market too late.
The bus ride took time, so Shen Yue wouldn't be back until the afternoon at the earliest.
"I want to eat a whole roasted sheep."
Shen Nian: "..."
Haha, his sister's sense of humor was still going strong.
"No?"
"Where am I supposed to get a whole sheep for you? Can you be serious, or else I'll just treat you to Fuling mustard tubers with rice when you get back." Shen Nian couldn't hold it in; it turned out she was being serious.
"Fine, then you just cook whatever, as long as it's delicious. Also, I want to drink Pupu Miemei milk tea."
"Can't you grab two cups in the city and bring them back? Get one for me while you're at it, thanks."
"That requires me to make an extra trip and wait longer. I'm lazy."
"You might as well die of laziness. Just come back first, otherwise you'll be eating plain steamed buns with Lao Gan Ma tomorrow."
Shen Nian hung up the phone after saying that. Lao Jie was really something.
Fun fact: The reason Shen Yue didn't win the national laziness competition was that she was too lazy to sign up.
There was no more sound downstairs.
It was getting late. Shen Nian gathered his wits and switched accounts; right now, he was a melancholic handsome boy who had just been rejected after confessing his love.
He started getting into that melancholic mood for the day.
Naturally climbing out the window, naturally sliding the window open, and naturally slipping into the covers right in front of Xia Yanchun, Shen Nian didn't say a word.
Xia Yanchun, who was still looking in the mirror, looked bewildered.
Who provoked him this time?
Quickly finishing up, Xia Yanchun also scrambled onto the bed. She reached out and turned off the light, plunging the room into darkness.
"Humph, the pig is here." Xia Yanchun nudged Shen Nian's arm, her small head slowly poking out from under the blanket to rest on his arm.
Two question marks popped up over Shen Nian's head. "Are you admitting you're a pig?"
"I'm talking about you!"
"Tsk." Shen Nian curled his lips. "May I ask if you are Ms. Xia Yanchun, who rejected my confession but still wants to hear it again?"
"Hey, today isn't over yet, no messing around."
"Damn, why didn't you say so earlier."
Shen Nian scratched his head. My bad, I didn't pay attention to the time. I thought I could mess around a bit and get a proactive kiss from Chunbao.
He quickly switched his account back. Haji Nian was online.
"Sleep, sleep, I'm already sleepy." Xia Yanchun hugged Shen Nian comfortably.
Her small face pressed against Shen Nian's arm, squishing into a cute curve, as soft as cotton.
His Adam's apple bobbed unnaturally as Shen Nian's wicked thoughts surged up uncontrollably. A three-day pause in their mutual affection couldn't be satisfied by just one afternoon of cuddling.
"Are you sleepy, Chunbao?"
Feeling the little person in his arms nod her head and yawn, Shen Nian suppressed his wicked thoughts.
A deep-rooted sense of decency suppressed his lust.
"Go to sleep."
"Mhm..."
...
The next day, the warm sun filtered through the curtains, casting a warm hue over the room.
Feeling the soft and delicate girl in his arms squirming around, Shen Nian slowly woke up. Having already returned from a morning run, taken a shower, and gone back to sleep, he didn't have any grumpy morning mood from being woken up. He just cast a suspicious, sidelong glance at Xia Yanchun.
"Wu..."
Xia Yanchun poked her head out of Shen Nian's embrace, still having sleep in the corners of her eyes. The newly awoken girl subconsciously stretched her body.
"And you say you're not a pig."
"Hmm...?"
Xia Yanchun paused, sat up, and pulled a tissue to wipe the sleep from her eyes. After her vision cleared, she softly threw herself across Shen Nian's body.
"You went to work out again?"
"Yeah, did you think I was like you?"
"What do you mean? Try calling me names again."
"Pig, I'm talking about you."
Xia Yanchun secretly vented a bit of her morning crankiness by giving Shen Nian a pinch on the waist.
It was hard to exert any strength right after waking up; even as a massage, the force was a bit lacking.
"I hate you. I was going to agree to be your girlfriend today, but since you insulted me first thing in the morning, I've decided to keep you hanging for another day."
"Then I'm going to cause a scene!"
"No messing around!" Xia Yanchun hummed. Not having brushed her teeth yet, she didn't dare kiss Shen Nian directly on the lips.
Thinking quickly, she pinched Shen Nian's lips together with two fingers to keep him from speaking.
Shen Nian effortlessly grabbed the girl's hand and held it in his palm. Propping himself up to sit, he asked in an exasperated tone, "Are you ready to get up yet?"
"I'm up, I'm up. Wait for me to brush my teeth, and no messing around, okay?"
"Alright, alright, I won't mess around before you wash up."
Xia Yanchun slipped into her slippers and padded over to the sink to brush her teeth.
There was a large mirror above the sink. Xia Yanchun looked at her messy hair and loose collar. Catching a glimpse out of the corner of her eye of Shen Nian walking over, she quickly pulled her collar tight, took a mouthful of water, swished it around, and spat it out.
Shen Nian stood right behind Xia Yanchun, comparing their heights. He was a head taller than her. His last physical exam recorded him at 1.82 meters, and he didn't know if he would grow any taller.
He pinched Xia Yanchun's small face and chuckled, "You're so short."
"In eighth grade, you weren't even as tall as me. You had to jump to hit my knees."
"I just hit puberty a bit late, that's all."
"Big deal."
"You're so short."
"..."
Xia Yanchun was so mad. She slapped his hand away and took a towel soaked in hot water to wash her face.
She still had to use facial cleanser, hydrating cream, face oil... Shen Nian thought it was incredibly tedious, but it kept her skin in great condition. Xia Yanchun's face was fair and clear now, looking awfully cute.
He was liking her more and more.
"Be my girlfriend, or I'm going to start causing a scene."
Twirling her hair, Xia Yanchun quietly turned around and looked up slightly to meet Shen Nian's eyes. Whether it was the warmth from the hot water or an inner shyness acting up, a faint pink hue colored her small face.
"Do you want me to be your girlfriend that badly?"
Xia Yanchun stood on her tiptoes and then dropped back down. Her face was slightly turned away, but her eyes were fixed on Shen Nian's face.
"I do," Shen Nian said with absolute certainty.
"You really, really want it?"
"I do. How about I confess to you again?"
"Humph, no need." After Xia Yanchun spoke, she wagged her finger and poked Shen Nian's chest. "Since you insulted me right after waking up today, I've decided to keep you hanging for the rest of the year."
"Is that so? Then I won't confess to you for the rest of this year, and you can just be my girlfriend next year."
People like Xia Yanchun were the shrewdest, actually wanting to keep Shen Nian hanging for three days.
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
