Is This How You Give a Grand Gift

Da Huang, being a seasoned bootlicker, naturally knew when and what to say. Without this keen sense of timing, how could he continue to stick around with Da Huang in the future?

"Ninety-nine floors?"

"That's impossible!"

"Even if the Heavenly Pride Tower of the Xuantian Domain has been weakened, clearing ninety-nine floors is still unthinkable."

"This…"

"Hey, do you even know how to speak properly?"

"Why is it impossible?"

"For others, maybe. But this is my big bro—with him around, anything is possible."

Hearing Da Huang's words, the Sect Master of Jiuyun Immortal Sect realized he might have misspoken. He awkwardly glanced at Chen Chang'an and stammered, "Elder Supreme, I… I didn’t mean it that way."

"It’s just… I never thought someone at the peak of the True Immortal Realm could clear all ninety-nine floors."

"It’s just… too unbelievable."

"Who would’ve thought that after reincarnating, you’d become even… even more outstanding."

"Amazing."

Clearly, the Sect Master of Jiuyun Immortal Sect wasn’t the best with words, nor was he skilled at giving compliments. After struggling for a long time, all he managed to squeeze out was "outstanding" and "amazing!"

Chen Chang'an didn’t give him a hard time, but he still wanted to gather some information. He described the appearance of the Law Fragment and asked if the Sect Master had ever seen or heard of such a thing over the years.

"This… I haven’t heard of it. Elder Supreme, what is this thing? Is it important to you?" The Sect Master of Jiuyun Immortal Sect asked with a serious expression.

"It belongs to me. It was lost, and it’s very, very important to me."

"In that case, I’ll issue orders immediately and have everyone in Jiuyun Immortal Sect keep an eye out for it."

"Elder Supreme, could you please draw it for us? That way, it’ll be easier to recognize."

"Fine."

Chen Chang'an nodded, but upon further thought, a simple drawing didn’t seem sufficient. With a flick of his will, he used immortal energy to simulate the appearance of the Law Fragment.

"See this?"

"This is what it looks like."

"Got it. I’ll remember."

"Elder Supreme, are you planning to head to Heavenly Pride City soon?"

"Hmm… Maybe after my cultivation breaks through."

"There’s something I should probably remind you about. I assume you don’t remember it anymore."

Huh?

Something he didn’t remember that needed reminding?

"Back then, you offended quite a few people in the Flowing Clouds Domain. Since you’re not at your peak now, they might come looking for revenge if they find out."

Damn!

"Quite a few"? Just how many were we talking about?

Was this the "grand gift" Chen Tian had left for him?

"Who exactly?"

"The Windshadow Immortal Sect, the Blazing Flame Immortal Sect, the Jade Splendor Palace, the Howling Sky Palace, the Zhang Family, the Nangong Family, the Cheng Family…"

"Hold on—how is there so many?"

"Just tell me who I didn’t offend at this point."

At this moment, Chen Chang'an was cursing Chen Tian in his heart. That bastard really knew how to stir up trouble—deliberately leaving him with so many enemies.

What the hell had he done in the Flowing Clouds Domain? Dug up everyone’s ancestral graves? How could he have pissed off so many factions?

As the Elder Supreme of Jiuyun Immortal Sect, it was a miracle the sect still existed after all the trouble he’d caused.

"Elder Supreme, you really don’t remember anything?"

"Of course not."

Ahem, then I’ll just say it outright. In the Flowing Clouds Domain, the major factions are known as 'One Hall, Two Palaces, Three Immortal Sects, and Four Great Families.'

"Aside from our own sect, you managed to offend every single one of them—not a single one was spared."

After saying this, the Sect Master of Jiuyun Immortal Sect couldn’t help but sigh, reminiscing about the 'Chen Chang'an' of the past.

Truly awe-inspiring, genuinely kind-hearted—but also an absolute troublemaker.

Chen Chang'an’s heart was a mess. Damn it, enemies on all sides? This was the "grand gift" left for him?

"Ahem… Can I ask, how strong is the Flowing Clouds Domain overall?"

"Among these people, what’s the highest cultivation level?"

"Immortal Emperor!"

"Though, there aren’t many Immortal Emperors in the Flowing Clouds Domain. Most are at the Immortal King realm."

Just Immortal Emperors?

That shouldn’t be too bad. After all, he couldn’t die anyway.

"With so many enemies, how has Jiuyun Immortal Sect not been affected?" Chen Chang'an asked suspiciously.

"Ahem, well… how should I put this? There were effects, but not major ones."

"The biggest impact is that the other factions in the Flowing Clouds Domain have now isolated us."

"Mainly because, back then, while you did offend people, it wasn’t deep-seated hatred. It was more like…"

Seeing the Sect Master hesitate, Chen Chang'an had a feeling there was some juicy story behind this.

"More like what?"

"More like… you were exceptionally annoying—but only to you personally."

Damn it!

What the hell had Chen Tian done under his name?!

"Do you know what the 'me' from back then actually did?"

"I know a few things."

"Let me refresh your memory."

Huh?

Wait, why do you look so excited?

The Sect Master’s eager expression made Chen Chang'an feel uneasy.

"For example, once, you visited the Qi Family as a guest. Before leaving, you drugged their Ancestor."

Drugged him?!

That bastard didn’t even act like a decent human being! They invited him as a guest, and he drugged them?!

"What kind of drug?"

"The Ancestor of the Qi Family’s cultivation wasn’t low, right? Did the drug even work?"

"Oh, it worked. Extremely well."

"The stuff you had back then was truly formidable. The Qi Family’s Ancestor was half-step into the Immortal Emperor realm, yet he still fell for it."

"The Ancestor of the Qi Family had never broken his chastity. Producing descendants was left to other members of the Qi Family—he devoted himself entirely to cultivation."

"But guess what? You drugged him once, not only breaking his chastity but also leaving the Qi Family with several new little ancestors."

"This incident left the Ancestor of the Qi Family both humiliated and furious—he wanted to tear you apart."

Chen Chang'an could only force an awkward smile. Damn it, Chen Tian was truly shameless! How could he do something so vile?

"After the Ancestor of the Qi Family lost his chastity, what happened?"

"Did he remain stuck at half-step Immortal Emperor for life?"

The Sect Master shook his head. "No idea. But the Ancestor of the Qi Family hasn’t made any moves in years—seems like he’s too embarrassed to show his face."

"Ahem!"

"Anything else?"

"Oh, there’s plenty!"

The Sect Master grew more and more animated as he spoke, eventually plopping down cross-legged on the ground.

Da Huang and Yi Tuo listened with great interest, bursting into laughter from time to time. But Chen Chang'an couldn’t bring himself to laugh.

His once-glorious reputation—ruined!

All thanks to that bastard Chen Tian!

Did that guy ever do a single decent thing?!

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