"Woof woof woof!"
"You're such good people, truly kind souls."
"I knew the fairy sisters of the Primordial Immortal Realm would be compassionate."
Da Huang cried pitifully, looking utterly miserable.
"Ah, what a poor little dog. How could Chen Chang'an be so heartless?"
The disciples released the barrier, and one of the female members couldn't bear it any longer, picking Da Huang up gently.
Hmm?
Such a warm embrace, so comforting, so nostalgic.
Da Huang gazed at her with pitiful eyes and said, "Sigh... I was just an ordinary dog once, growing up alongside him since childhood. He treated me well, really well."
"If it weren't for him, I wouldn’t have had the chance to come to the Primordial Immortal Realm or meet such fairy-like sisters like you all."
"Though he’s been unkind to me, I can’t be unjust to him. I would never tell you that whenever he runs away, he always instinctively heads north."
Hearing Da Huang’s words, the Eldest Senior Sister and the others couldn’t help but feel speechless. This dog didn’t seem very bright, did it?
Hadn’t it just revealed Chen Chang'an’s escape route and direction outright?
"Let it go. We’ll chase after Chen Chang'an."
"Yes."
Reluctantly leaving the young woman’s embrace, Da Huang still felt a little wistful. But seeing the group set off in pursuit of Chen Chang'an, he secretly sighed in relief.
"Ah, what a shame. I wish I could’ve been held a little longer."
"Enough reminiscing. Let’s run before they realize what’s happening."
Chen Chang'an suddenly reappeared out of nowhere, grabbing Da Huang and dashing away.
"Da Huang, have you noticed? Ever since we arrived in the Primordial Immortal Realm, our speed seems slower."
"Back in the Mystic Realm, covering thousands of kilometers was instantaneous."
Da Huang nodded in agreement. "It really is much slower. Maybe it’s due to the laws of heaven and earth in the Primordial Immortal Realm."
"Everything feels somewhat restricted."
"Though the limitations don’t seem too severe."
"Honestly, I really thought you’d abandoned me back there."
"Luckily, I reacted quickly."
Da Huang shot Chen Chang'an a reproachful look. Without any prior discussion, if he hadn’t been quick-witted, they wouldn’t have been able to coordinate their act.
I was counting on our tacit understanding.
"Do I seem like the kind of person who’d abandon a brother?"
"Besides, in their eyes, you’re just a dog. They wouldn’t care what you saw."
"Their main target was me."
"This is what you call a diversionary tactic," Chen Chang'an said with a grin.
"Shouldn’t we be safe now? They probably won’t chase us this far."
"Who’d have thought we’d be hunted down the moment we arrived in the Primordial Immortal Realm?"
"Ah, your fate is truly full of hardships," Da Huang sighed helplessly.
"No pain, no gain."
"I suspect they’re just obsessed with my dashing looks, which is why they’re so relentless."
Huh?
Are you serious right now?
Have you no shame?
Da Huang gave Chen Chang'an a disdainful look. So what if he was a little handsome? What good did that do?
Unlike him—he’d actually been hugged by a fairy sister!
"Hmm?"
"Someone’s here!"
Suddenly, Chen Chang'an frowned, sensing an unfamiliar presence.
In the next moment, a woman with an icy demeanor and breathtaking beauty appeared before him.
Seeing her, Chen Chang'an was baffled. What was going on? Had he stumbled into a den of beauties?
Why was each one more stunning than the last?
Was the Primordial Immortal Realm handing out gifts upon arrival?
"You are indeed quite handsome."
"But do you really think the disciples of my Huan Hua Immortal Sect are so shallow?"
"I’ve never met someone as shameless as you."
Damn it!
They’d lured away the small fry, only for the big fish to show up.
"Esteemed fairy sister, might you be the Sect Master of Huan Hua Immortal Sect?" Chen Chang'an asked with a smile.
"Indeed."
"Just as I thought! At first glance, I could tell you were no ordinary person."
"Your noble bearing, transcendent grace, and commanding presence are unmatched."
"Meeting you today has left me in awe."
"My deepest respects."
Flattery might be transparent, but a smiling face is hard to strike. Sweet words couldn’t hurt, right?
"You’re quite the silver-tongued rogue."
"But I’m immune to such tricks."
"You trespassed into my Huan Hua Immortal Sect, spied on my female disciples bathing, and now you think you can escape so easily?" The Sect Master’s voice was frosty.
"Senior!"
"That’s not quite accurate!"
"How could this be called escaping? It’s merely a temporary retreat to avoid escalating tensions."
"Once the fairy sisters have calmed down, I’ll personally visit to apologize," Chen Chang'an declared earnestly.
"Though this is our first meeting."
"I don’t trust your character in the slightest."
No matter what Chen Chang'an said, the Sect Master refused to believe him. A scoundrel like him would say anything.
Trusting his words would be sheer foolishness.
"Da Huang, she doesn’t believe me," Chen Chang'an lamented.
"No kidding! I don’t believe you either!" Da Huang retorted bluntly.
"Ah!"
"To think that I, Chen Chang'an—a man of unwavering integrity—would one day be so misunderstood."
"This is an insult to my character, a slander against my noble virtues."
"Sect Master of Huan Hua Immortal Sect, was it?"
"Do you truly believe I fear you?"
"I merely refrain from bullying women, that’s all."
"I, Chen Chang'an, have never regarded you or your Huan Hua Immortal Sect as worthy opponents."
Chen Chang'an’s gaze sharpened, his entire demeanor transforming into one of indomitable dominance.
Faced with this sudden shift—his aura radiating invincibility, as if he alone stood above all creation—the Sect Master was momentarily stunned.
Just which version of him was the real one?
"Boy, within Huan Hua Immortal Sect, you claimed to have just ascended, correct?"
"No matter how formidable you were in the lower realm, no matter how invincible you believed yourself to be—"
"Remember, this is the Primordial Immortal Realm."
"With your meager cultivation at the first level of the Emperor Realm, how dare you spout such arrogance?"
"Today, I’ll teach you a proper lesson. Let you witness what true power looks like!"
Hearing this, Chen Chang'an remained unfazed, laughing heartily. "Hahaha, excellent!"
"Then let me experience firsthand the might of the Primordial Immortal Realm’s experts."
"If you can so much as scratch me, do with me as you will."
"But if you fail, don’t blame me for being impolite!"
Huh?
Such audacity!
Did he truly believe himself invincible no matter where he went?
"You’ll regret this!"
The Sect Master’s expression darkened as she raised her hand and unleashed a devastating palm strike, a terrifying surge of energy hurtling toward Chen Chang'an.
BOOM!
"This…"
"How is this possible?"

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ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"