Awesome, awesome! Yes, yes, this is exactly it! This is exactly what I wanted to see!!!
Du Wanyi constantly fiddled with her camera, adjusting to various angles to record this historic scene. Later, she would have them all developed and placed in her precious time capsule.
She could dig them out and look at them whenever she had free time in the future!
Time capsules like this were buried all over the Shen family mansion. Just like a dog hiding bones, digging them up would always bring surprises.
Life is so long, naturally, one needs to create a few surprises for oneself, treating them as irregular Easter eggs distributed by Earth Online.
She was a master at fooling herself!
Smack!
Two small packets dropped from Du Wanyi's person. She looked down and froze for a moment.
Huh?
What is this?
Du Wanyi narrowed her eyes to carefully identify them. She squatted down and picked up the two small packets from the ground. Weren't these the Knockout Hanhan Drops? Why were they still on her? Shouldn't Little Hanhan have already drunk them?
Wait... After she came in, she seemed to have forgotten this step. After tying up their Little Hanhan, she had directly gone to switch the person out and hadn't had time to administer it.
Why was there such a crucial step as the Knockout Hanhan Drops?
Very simple. The Eldest Miss was a light sleeper and easily awakened by the slightest movement around her, even when she was sick. What happened before was the best example.
Actually, this morning was the best example. Yesterday, a certain unreliable Madam had hugged the Eldest Miss to sleep, and today she was punched awake.
Because a certain Madam's sleeping posture wasn't very good, and her paws weren't very well-behaved either, after this and that complicated process, the Eldest Miss finally woke up with a start and ruthlessly gave a certain old woman a punch!
And then kicked her straight off the bed.
That was what led to the subsequent scene of the two of them riding a motorcycle to the hospital early in the morning to see who would get the phone first. The Madam won, but she didn't completely win because she lost to the password.
Therefore... my password, Little Chengcheng!
Pulling back to the present.
If she hadn't administered the Knockout Hanhan Drops, didn't that mean their Little Hanhan was actually already awake?
Gulp. Du Wanyi swallowed hard. Her face, which had been incredibly rosy from excitement, now turned pale white. Cold sweat began to appear on her forehead, and she reached up to wipe it.
What temperature is this air conditioner set to? Why is it so hot? Oh right, Little Chengcheng, I just remembered I haven't turned off the gas at home. I'll be heading back first.
The more Du Wanyi spoke, the more scared she became. She dropped the rope in her hands, vaulted out the window, and ran away. Before leaving, she even forgot to pull out the needles on Ye Cheng's body, muttering to herself as she ran.
It has nothing to do with me, nothing to do with me...
Boohoo, I'm going to die, boohoo...
Du Wanyi carried her motorcycle and bolted, leaving behind only the two people who were still kissing in the hospital room.
Well...
That's right. Because they were directly facing each other, when Du Wanyi let go, Ye Cheng fell straight down from mid-air. Dead center, mouth to mouth. What was even more screwed up was that Ye Cheng still had the needles Du Wanyi left in him, so he couldn't move at all!
Beep, beep, beep...
To the side, the high-definition video camera Du Wanyi brought was still flashing its red light, recording this historic scene. Every frame was in 4K ultra-clear quality, capturing even their pores with crystal clarity.
Of course, this also included the slight trembling of the Eldest Miss's long eyelashes as her eyes were now closed. The Eldest Miss had just fainted from being kissed, and now, due to her light sleeping habits, she was kissed awake again.
Ye Cheng was speechless.
Noooo!!!
Madam, if I ever trust you again, I'm a dog!!!
Ye Cheng wanted to die right now. Hurry up, anyone, just come into the ward and save him. If the Eldest Miss woke up, he was dead meat.
Time ticked by minute by minute. The unconscious Eldest Miss gradually felt something. It seemed like something was blocking her normal breathing rhythm, and her body felt... so heavy.
In a daze, Shen Qinghan woke up. Her long eyelashes trembled slightly as she opened her eyes.
Ye Cheng was speechless.
The two were eye to eye, nose to nose, mouth to mouth... It all made sense, except Ye Cheng felt like he was a little bit dead.
Shen Qinghan's brain seemed to still be crashing. It looked like she hadn't quite figured out whether she was actually awake right now or if she was still asleep and dreaming. Otherwise... why would she see such a bizarre scene?
Thump-thump, thump-thump...
Her steady heartbeat was activated once again, starting to race. From the moment she opened her eyes, the Eldest Miss entered the life-flashing-before-her-eyes mode again, automatically holding her breath and starving her brain of oxygen.
At a speed visible to the naked eye, the Eldest Miss's delicate face turned rosy... A young girl's blush surpasses all sweet words. As for whether it was caused by holding her breath, don't worry about it.
Just tell me if it's red or not!
The tactile sensation was incredibly real, reminding Shen Qinghan over and over again that this was not a dream; it was real!
And then... the Eldest Miss fainted again while in her life-flashing-before-her-eyes mode. It is worth mentioning that this time she held on for half a minute longer than before. In other words, the two of them maintained this wide-eyed staring contest, looking into each other's eyes, for almost three minutes before the Eldest Miss finally tapped out.
Ye Cheng was speechless.
Holy crap, Eldest Miss, how did you burn out again? Don't sleep, wake up!
Witnessing the Eldest Miss's repeated reboots, constantly going back and forth between turning on and shutting down, Ye Cheng finally gave up on the idea of relying on the Eldest Miss. It's better to rely on yourself than to beg others; relying on anyone is worse than relying on yourself.
Ye Cheng began to save himself!
Five minutes passed, and Ye Cheng's first finger began to regain sensation. Ten minutes passed, and Ye Cheng's second finger began to regain sensation. Half an hour later, Ye Cheng's first hand fully recovered, but it was still too numb to reach back and pull out the needles behind him.
Tick, tock, tick...
Time ticked by minute by minute. Finally, an hour and a half later, Ye Cheng's right hand completely regained sensation, and he began to pull out the needles!
It is worth mentioning.
During this process, the Eldest Miss woke up several times, but she didn't open her eyes like the first time. She just kept rebooting back and forth between turning on and shutting down.
The time she held on became longer and longer, but there was ultimately a limit to how long she could hold her breath. Every time, she couldn't surpass the four-minute hurdle, but for someone with the Eldest Miss's physical constitution, that was already pretty good.
One needle, two needles, three needles... It wasn't until Ye Cheng pulled out all twenty or so needles from his back that he fully regained sensation, forcefully taking back control of his body.
Woohoo!
Great, I survived.
His happiness lasted for less than a second before Ye Cheng's face immediately fell. So... what should he do now? Was he supposed to act like the President deceiving the hamster earlier and tell the Eldest Miss that everything that happened here was a hallucination?
It was one thing to trick the hamster; she wasn't very smart to begin with, so a little lie would easily pass. But the problem was, this was the Eldest Miss.
If he hadn't repeatedly confirmed it, Ye Cheng would have suspected that the Eldest Miss had also turned on some cheat, getting some standard mind-reading ability from female-oriented novels. It would just be coolly reading minds, then narrating, then observing, and then... ahem.
Ye Cheng carefully climbed out of bed, his movements extremely light, terrified of waking the Eldest Miss.
The first thing he did after getting down was wipe his mouth.
"Please don't wake up, please don't wake up, please don't wake up..." Ye Cheng silently prayed as he took a tissue and wiped the Eldest Miss. As for himself?
He had another way, no need for tissues!
After tidying up, Ye Cheng reached out to check the Eldest Miss's breathing. Hmm, very good, still very steady. She was still in shut down mode, which meant he could now do whatever he wanted?
Hahaha!!!
Then Ye Cheng turned on the Eldest Miss's hotspot and started downloading high-definition 4K videos on the side. This time, he was downloading Big Ear Tutu...
Ye Cheng didn't flee out of guilt either. He planned to immediately slide to his knees the moment the Eldest Miss woke up, weep bitterly, swear he would never speak of today's events, and finally lead the Eldest Miss to the true culprit behind everything!
Only this way could he get a chance at leniency. As for the Madam... farewell to you!
Different people required different approaches. Running away from the Eldest Miss was obviously the stupidest choice; it was better to honestly drop to his knees. Kissing her for so long wasn't a loss at all, it was sweet...
Yeah.
That's right, sweet.
Ye Cheng originally thought this was just an exaggeration in books, but he didn't expect it to be true. First of all, he was a staunch materialist, and secondly... it was sweet.
The Eldest Miss's lips were as soft as the President's. As for the sweetness... he hadn't felt that with the President, probably because the kiss was too short. He wondered if there would be such perks handed out in the future.
Sigh...
Ye Cheng shook his head in thought while fiddling with the high-definition camera left behind by the Madam. Reviewing the previous crime details, it took Ye Cheng only half a minute to go from initial shock to subsequent savoring.
Looks great, love to see it, Madam, you are dead meat.
Taking advantage of the fact that the Eldest Miss hadn't woken up yet, Ye Cheng hurriedly went next door to find a data cable, exported a copy of the contents, and finally put it back in its original place to continue watching videos on the Eldest Miss's phone.
"What kind of data plan is this? It's so overpowered, it doesn't lag at all..." Ye Cheng muttered to himself while holding the Eldest Miss's phone, studying it.
Unlike his so-called Overlord Card, which cost nine-point-nine for a whole year and only gave a pitiful 100 gigabytes a month, running out in no time. Sigh...
What should I eat for lunch?
Click, click, click...
Time ticked by minute by minute. About twenty minutes later, the Eldest Miss booted up successfully once again. She was already mentally prepared, ready to use her brain to record this experience for future research.
But soon, Shen Qinghan realized the person was gone!
Not only was the sensation gone, but the certain idiot who had been pressing down on her had also disappeared. From the side, she could hear the sounds of various brain-rotting short videos.
"Friends who often watch deserted island survival shows know that fire is the most important and basic thing in the wild. So the question is, how do we get fire in the wild?"
"Today, let's follow adventurer Johnny for a thrilling deserted island survival!"
"With the roar of the plane, Country M's famous adventurer Johnny makes his appearance. Johnny once served in..."
"Successful landing!"
"Look what we found, buddy!"
"Oh my god, it's wild chocolate!"
"Yeah, we are so lucky..."
Shen Qinghan: "..."
Ye Cheng rubbed his smooth chin, a thoughtful look in his eyes. "Wild chocolate, huh. Guess I have no choice but to believe it!"
Shen Qinghan: "..."
Although it wasn't the first time she knew Ye Cheng watched these weird things, only when the surroundings truly quieted down and she carefully watched the brain-rotting short videos with him did she realize that Ye Cheng was truly built different!
Wasting all his daily data on this stuff!
The level of torture almost made Shen Qinghan leap up from the hospital bed, snatch Ye Cheng's phone, and smash it fiercely, but she ultimately held back.
The Eldest Miss's mind was still groggy. Strange memory fragments and sensations would occasionally well up in her mind, which was... very weird.
She needed some time to sort out these strange feelings and have a good moment of peace alone.
Yet Ye Cheng was here playing brain-rotting videos, making it impossible for her mind to rest for even a moment. Instead, under Ye Cheng's influence, she felt like her own brain was about to become completely smooth.
"Damn it, my stomach hurts so much!"
Without warning, Ye Cheng's stomach started hurting. Leaving behind an inexplicable narration, he grabbed his phone and ran away.
Bang!
The hospital room fell quiet.
Half a minute later, Shen Qinghan, who was lying on the hospital bed with her eyes closed, opened them. The usual calm in her eyes had been disturbed, replaced by a bit more human vitality.
She looked much more lively. Previously, she had seemed ice-cold, looking at things with the indifference of someone viewing emotionless objects.
Now that her brain had been flushed, the indifference vanished, and the calm disappeared along with it.
She sat there with a bit of daze in her eyes for a while, then climbed up, put on her shoes, and walked over to the high-definition camera the Madam had set up earlier.
Detail, Ye Cheng had put the camera back in its original position before leaving.
Shen Qinghan frowned, seemingly pondering the camera's purpose. She couldn't remember too many details from before; her head had been dizzy and then... very strange, extremely strange.
She was also acting strangely now, a feeling she couldn't quite describe.
Her attention had been entirely on Ye Cheng, and she hadn't noticed the camera at all. She picked it up and started reviewing it.
"Alright, scene one, take one, action!!!"
"Hmm? Still trying to run, get back here!"
"Refusing the polite way only to get the hard elbow!"
"Hahaha, that's right, this is exactly what I want to see..."
"Beep—"
The video stopped halfway through, and a certain Madam's very arrogant laughter echoed in the room, faint but not yet completely faded.
"Crack!"
Shen Qinghan snapped the high-definition camera worth hundreds of thousands in front of her, smashed it onto the ground, grabbed a stool, and started smashing it against the camera. The crisp sounds echoed in the room, smash after smash after smash...
Outside the door.
Ye Cheng, who had just gone to the restroom, was squatting at the door, his face already wearing a mask of agony. Every time the Eldest Miss smashed something inside, he shivered in sync outside.
He hurriedly ran to the men's restroom and kept calling Dou Dou Bro.
"Hurry, pick up, Dou Dou Bro!!!"
"Beep beep beep..."
"Hmm? Who is this?" Shen Ming's slightly confused voice came from the other end of the line.
"Dou Dou Bro, it's me! You still owe me a meal!" Ye Cheng said excitedly.
Shen Ming: "..."
These words sounded right, but at the same time, somehow wrong?
Before Shen Ming could even complain, Ye Cheng's anxious voice came through the phone: "Brother Doudou, long story short, hurry up and persuade the Madam to come back. The Eldest Miss says she forgives her and will let bygones be bygones. As long as she comes back, everything can be worked out..."
Shen Ming: "???"
world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
lity and could only live as an ordinary mortal. He only wished to live a peaceful life. Yet he didn't know— The dog he adopted, because it ate his food, became a legendary demon king. The kitchen knife he casually forged became a peerless divine weapon, causing numerous experts to fight desperately for it. The young disciple he took in became an immortal lord that led an era, due to cultivating the techniques Ye Feng taught him. Even the skeletons he looked down on the most were ominous demon kings that suppressed countless worlds. Many years later, looking at the void shattered with a punch, Ye Feng murmured to himself: It turns out the peerless kings were myself all along...
