"Beep, beep, beep..."
A red indicator light flashed on the camera. Recording had started.
"Alright, let's begin, Little Chengcheng! I will definitely record this historic moment!" Du Wanyi stood behind the camera and gave Ye Cheng a thumbs up, a bright and sunny smile on her face.
It was the same sunny boy smile as Guy-sensei, except now it had become a sunny madam smile!
Go, Pika-Cheng!
Ye Cheng: "..."
Ye Cheng stood stiffly in place. Every cell in his body was filled with fear and rejection. Would he win?
He was absolutely dead, bro!
Ye Cheng decisively took a stride and dashed toward the door, ready to run away!
"Bang!"
The door, which was just a step away and close at hand, was shut just like that. Ye Cheng gasped. Du Wanyi had appeared in front of him at some unknown point, wearing an incredibly gentle smile on her face.
She was also holding a rope in her hand.
She had brought two ropes this time. One had already been used on the Eldest Miss. What was the other one for?
So hard to guess!
Ye Cheng: "..."
"Little Chengcheng, will you do it yourself, or should I? You know I don't like to force people." Du Wanyi deliberately emphasized the word force when she spoke.
Today, she had to see it. He had to do it whether he wanted to or not!
Gulp. Ye Cheng swallowed his saliva and pretended to be calm. "Madam, impulsiveness is the devil! You are still so young, you definitely shouldn't go to extremes. Many things can be taken slowly!"
Du Wanyi sneered, "Don't give me that nonsense. That naturally evil brat from the Dongfang family has already stolen a march on us who knows how many times. Little Chengcheng, I know you're a man, and men are all fickle. You like to turn your elbows outward..."
Ye Cheng: "???"
Damn it, Madam, why are you starting to put labels on me?
Isn't that my strong suit?
Damn it, how did Domain Expansion activate automatically?
Before Ye Cheng could retort, Du Wanyi waved her hand dismissively. "I've already seen through you, Little Chengcheng. You're just a scumbag who doesn't initiate, doesn't reject, and doesn't take responsibility. You're just playing with our Little Hanhan's feelings!"
Looking like she had seen through everything, Du Wanyi sneered and tilted her chin up at a forty-five-degree angle. She felt that her facial expression had become much more handsome. The great detective—Wanyi.
Ye Cheng: "..."
Madam, keep talking. If you don't get beaten to death by the Eldest Miss later, I'll call you a badass.
Ye Cheng originally wanted to signal to the Madam with his eyes that the Eldest Miss had actually woken up and she should stop messing around, otherwise both of them would be in deep trouble. But looking at the current situation, it was probably hopeless.
The Madam had already gone crazy. Nine bulls couldn't pull her back. Brother Doudou being beaten into Doudou paste earlier was the best proof.
"But it doesn't matter. Men, I understand..." Du Wanyi continued to deduce with a knowing look.
Ye Cheng: "..."
Madam, what do you understand? How come I don't know? Even I don't understand, but you do?
"Madam, I don't know if I should say this..." Ye Cheng broke his slight silence, preparing for a final struggle. Was he going to be turned into dumpling filling at such a young age?
"Cut the crap. Today, you have to kiss her whether you want to or not!" Du Wanyi gnashed her teeth and charged over!
One minute later.
Ye Cheng was tied up like a caterpillar, just like Brother Doudou. However, Brother Doudou had the support of props, whereas Ye Cheng was purely tied up. He was hung from the ceiling by Du Wanyi, swaying back and forth.
He looked exactly like a caterpillar that had accidentally wandered into a spider's web...
Madam, you're invincible.
It wasn't that Ye Cheng hadn't tried to struggle, but in the face of absolute stats, he was just a rookie. Once again, he felt the unfairness of the world...
It was like a boxing match where the organizers told you your opponent's surname was Ty, and told you to get ready.
You felt dead inside, knowing you had to fight Tyson, and had already written your will. But when you got there, you found out Tyson was the referee, and your opponent was Ultraman Taro.
Ye Cheng: "..."
He was hung up by the Madam without any power to fight back.
Du Wanyi easily pulled Ye Cheng's weight of about 150 or 160 catties with one hand while adjusting the camera mode.
"Alright, Scene 1, Take 1, Action!"
Du Wanyi muttered to herself and began to lower the rope in her hand. The angle was perfectly adjusted. Directly below Ye Cheng was the Eldest Miss.
As the rope was lowered, the corners of Du Wanyi's mouth gradually curled up, almost turning into Venom... Right, right, exactly, this is it, this is it!
This is exactly what I want to see!!!
And then... Du Wanyi couldn't smile anymore. Ye Cheng's head was like a rooster's, refusing to go down. His body was already close, but his head was still suspended behind.
Are you playing sudden stop here, kid?
Du Wanyi's face stiffened. "Little Chengcheng, don't force me to smack you."
Ye Cheng: "..."
I won't say a single word until the Eldest Miss wakes up. Eldest Miss, please wake up quickly!!!
Ye Cheng could clearly hear that the Eldest Miss's breathing was starting to steady, but her heartbeat was getting stronger and stronger. Coupled with his sharp ears and keen eyes, it was like he was pressing against her chest to listen to her heartbeat.
Ye Cheng: "???"
"Refusing a toast only to be forced to drink a forfeit!" Du Wanyi sneered. She took out a few silver needles and stuck them all into Ye Cheng's body. Ye Cheng was like he had been hit with an immobilization spell.
The head that had suddenly stopped in mid-air dropped down and returned to normal.
Ye Cheng: "..."
"Alright, Scene 1, Take 2, Action!!!" Du Wanyi grabbed a newspaper from who knows where, waving it around and mimicking the look and tone of directors shooting films on set in the past.
She made a horizontal slashing motion!
Dropping!
5 centimeters, 4 centimeters, 3 centimeters, 2 centimeters... 1 centimeter!!!
Docking successful!!!
Thump thump, thump thump, thump thump...
Lying on the hospital bed, the originally fluctuating, slightly rapid, and chaotic heartbeat quieted down at this moment. It stopped for a second, and the whole world seemed to stop.
Warm, soft...
Shen Qinghan faintly felt something explode in her mind. It was an indescribable feeling. Her whole body inexplicably became a little light and floaty. A very... very strange feeling.
It was like a description of the feelings of a man and a woman kissing that she had accidentally read in a book before.
It was more or less the same, but not as rigid as described in the book. The book said that two people who truly love each other...
Shen Qinghan's brain began to become sluggish, unable to think about problems. This seemed... also to be the reaction mentioned in the book. Everything matched!
But is there a possibility that... Eldest Miss, this is actually caused by hypoxia in your brain?
Ye Cheng had already given up. Dumpling filling it is, then. Anyway, the Madam would die with him. Hasn't he heard a saying?
Life is like that thing. Since you can't resist, just enjoy it!
But soon, Ye Cheng noticed something wrong. For example... why did the Eldest Miss stop breathing?
Ye Cheng: "???"
For however long their lips were pressed together, that was exactly how long the Eldest Miss held her breath. It was a completely subconscious reaction; having absolutely zero experience in this department, holding her breath was her only instinct.
Naturally, the result was oxygen deprivation to the brain.
Over on the side, Du Wanyi was still cackling like a villain, reviewing the footage on her camera to see if she was satisfied and checking if the angles needed adjusting. She was completely oblivious to what was happening over here.
Ye Cheng, on the other hand, definitely noticed. But... he couldn't move. His body was currently covered in acupuncture needles.
At a visible rate, the Eldest Miss's face flushed a deep rosy red from suffocating herself. Her heartbeat grew increasingly frantic, and her mind went entirely blank. The only thing she could focus on was desperately trying to recall the details she had read in a book about kissing.
Two people who truly love each other can achieve further pleasure through intimate contact such as kissing and...
As for why the thought cut off there... it was because the Eldest Miss had passed out from a lack of oxygen.
She had fainted in the most literal, physical sense of the word. She had been kissed unconscious.
Ye Cheng: ???
Ma'am, stop filming, the Eldest Miss is down for the count!!!
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