My Pain Surpasses Yours The Clash of Two Teams, Youga's Wu~~~

Tang Yuyao had barely taken two steps out of the cafe when she stopped in her tracks.

Watching the busy crowd by the side of the road, she fell somewhat silent, especially after getting a clear look at what everyone was carrying in their hands.

In an instant, Tang Yuyao locked onto the culprit in her mind!

Scanning the area quickly, sure enough, she found the prime suspect on a large truck not far away.

Ye Cheng was standing on the truck, which bore a massive brand logo, directing the unloading workers and the bodyguards below as they handed over the goods. They were moving things down box by box, while the bodyguards at the bottom were responsible for receiving them.

Ye Cheng had unceremoniously called over all of Tang Shouye's accompanying bodyguards and secretaries to act as manual laborers.

So what if they were secretaries? Couldn't secretaries carry things too?

A large group of people was panting from exhaustion, while Ye Cheng, acting like a ruthless capitalist, stood on the truck constantly ordering the people below to move faster, and then even faster, thoroughly displaying his ugly true colors.

Tang Yuyao: "..."

Although Tang Yuyao knew Ye Cheng would definitely cause some trouble when she saw her brother send him away earlier, she had clearly underestimated his ability to stir things up.

How long had it even been?

In less than ten minutes altogether, Ye Cheng had managed to create this kind of mess. And... what was with all this iced black tea?

No, wait, it wasn't just iced black tea. There were also spicy strips!

The iced black tea was at the front. Once the tea at the front was mostly unloaded, the hidden stash of happy little spicy strips at the back was revealed. One look was enough to tell it was a lethal dose.

A closer look would reveal that Ye Cheng had several packets of spicy strips stuffed into his pants pockets, bulging out awkwardly. Those who didn't know better might wonder what on earth they were.

The visual disconnect was incredibly strong, especially since Ye Cheng was wearing an expensive suit and a world-class luxury watch, looking every bit the wealthy young heir. Yet, guess what? He had spicy strips stuffed in his pockets!

Tang Yuyao: "..."

After a moment of silence, Tang Yuyao stood there for a while. A long moment later, somewhat hurried footsteps sounded from behind, and Tang Shouye also ran out of the cafe.

"Little sister, what are you doing standing here? Why aren't you getting in the car?" Tang Shouye wiped the sweat from his forehead, looking at his sister with a hint of confusion.

Tang Yuyao kept her face dark and didn't speak. A giant question mark practically appeared over Tang Shouye's head as he followed his sister's line of sight.

"Holy crap!" Tang Shouye's mung-bean-sized eyes widened into perfect circles, filled with disbelief.

"What is all this!"

"Fourth Brother, you guys are back!"

Hearing the commotion to the side, Ye Cheng, who had been playing the role of an ugly capitalist exploiting the bodyguards and secretaries, stopped his work and greeted the two of them very excitedly.

"Uh... brother-in-law, what are you doing..." Tang Shouye hesitated to finish his sentence.

Details.

In the time it took to answer a phone call, Tang Shouye had already changed how he addressed him. Even his mother was supportive. Besides... Tang Shouye thought about it carefully, and his mother had a point.

In another two years, his sister would undoubtedly be considered a leftover woman. For all these years, they hadn't seen her date or anything; there wasn't even a hint of it. The family was almost starting to suspect if there was an issue with her sexual orientation.

Now that one had finally come along, regardless of whether he was a scumbag or not, having one at all was good enough. As for the rest... the two elders in the family would make their own decisions.

If this long-awaited brother-in-law ran off with someone else, and his sister really ended up becoming a nun, what would they do?

It was really hard to say...

Especially when Tang Shouye thought about his sister's stubbornly deadly temper. Honestly, the probability of her becoming a nun wasn't small.

"Oh, on the way back from buying cigarettes, I happened to see that the iced black tea in someone's shop wasn't selling well. Hey, Fourth Brother, you don't know this, but I have a soft heart. I just can't stand seeing elderly people unable to sell their goods. It just so happened that I had run several blocks to buy cigarettes and was a bit thirsty, so I bought some along the way. Fourth Brother, you wouldn't blame me, would you?"

Ye Cheng blinked, looking at Tang Shouye with a face full of innocence.

Iced black tea not selling?

Soft heart?

Elderly people?

Thirsty...

Tang Shouye looked at the large truck full of iced black tea not far away, then looked at Ye Cheng, and subsequently fell into silence.

"Thanks for your hard work, brother-in-law. By the way, where are my cigarettes?" Tang Shouye felt he needed to smoke a cigarette to calm down right now.

Earlier at the hospital, he vaguely felt that there was a hint of something off. After all, could anyone who could communicate seamlessly with that old chain-smoker Wang Defa be a normal person?

Wang Defa was somewhat mentally abnormal, at least in Tang Shouye's eyes.

Not only did Tang Shouye think this way, but Wang Fugui's family also thought the same. They suspected Wang Defa might be intellectually disabled. As a result, they went to the hospital for a check-up, only to find out he wasn't intellectually disabled, just that his brain was a bit hyperactive...

If it was hyperactive, he should be a genius, which was good news. But the problem was, why was Wang Defa always either at the bottom of his grade or on his way to being at the bottom?

They only found out later that Wang Defa's hyperactive brain might have entirely allocated all its points to smoking.

A pure old chain-smoker from the Wang family. Good job, he didn't lose face!

He originally thought Wang Defa was already invincible in the world, but it turned out there was a master here too. Ye Cheng's appearance completely overturned Tang Shouye's stereotyped understanding... There really is always someone better!

Ye Cheng nodded: "Oh, oh, I almost forgot. Here, Fourth Brother, your cigarettes."

Saying that, Ye Cheng rummaged around in his pants pocket and pulled out a somewhat crumpled pack of Hehua cigarettes. As he pulled it out, the spicy strips in his pocket were squeezed out and fell to the ground.

Smack, smack. Tang Shouye froze.

Holy shit, spicy strips!

Ye Cheng calmly picked up the spicy strips from the ground, handed the cigarettes to Tang Shouye, and began to explain.

"Fourth Brother, you know me, I have a kind heart. When I passed by just now, not only was the iced black tea not selling, but the elderly person's spicy strips were also not selling well. There's no problem with me helping out, right?"

Tang Shouye: "..."

Badass!

Tang Shouye stayed silent for two seconds, then took his cigarettes and the card he had previously given Ye Cheng: "No problem. Brother-in-law, your Fourth Brother has high hopes for you. Having such a heart to help the weak at a young age, you will definitely achieve great things in the future!"

"Yeah, I also think I can achieve great things in the future!" Ye Cheng nodded without any modesty.

Tang Yuyao: "..."

Alright, she really couldn't watch this anymore.

Bastard, couldn't he just settle down for a moment, or at least save her some face!

Just coming out this once, Tang Yuyao's accumulated dignity had been overdrawn into her next life. It was all ruined, and she was thoroughly humiliated!

"Brother, you get in the car first. I need to talk to Xiao Cheng about something." Tang Yuyao kept a dark expression and, regardless of whether Ye Cheng was willing or not, dragged him toward the small grove of trees nearby.

Tang Shouye: "..."

A few minutes later, the group sorted themselves out and set off again.

Because there was far too much iced black tea and spicy strips, the three of them didn't even have room to sit properly. They could only sit in their seats with each person hugging a box of iced black tea. Tang Shouye was probably the most miserable one, hugging three boxes all by himself.

The front passenger seats of the other cars were empty, so they could fit more boxes. But the front passenger seat of this car had someone in it, resulting in Tang Shouye holding three boxes all by himself.

This feeling was like being tortured. Do you know the tiger bench?

Usually, bricks are placed underneath for that, but Tang Shouye had boxes pressing down from above and below. The severity was doubled. The difference was that instead of bricks, Tang Shouye was padded with iced tea.

Jokes aside, Tang Shouye had now developed a deep hatred for iced tea...

Curse you, iced tea, I will personally...

Tang Yuyao in the back seat wasn't faring much better. She was hugging a box of iced tea against her chest, pressing so hard it left a mark. She was so angry she wanted to throw the iced tea away, but Ye Cheng almost jumped out of the car after it.

Tang Yuyao: "..."

Go marry the iced tea then!!!

Tang Yuyao decided to ignore Ye Cheng and sulked by herself. Ye Cheng sat beside her, chewing spicy strips while watching brain-dead short videos, showing absolutely no intention of paying attention to her.

Tang Yuyao grew even angrier.

Damn brat, I will remember what happened today!

Silently, Tang Yuyao added another mark to her little notebook of revenge against Ye Cheng... Oh wait, it was several marks. As to whether they formed a full tally mark, that remained unclear.

"Buzz, buzz, buzz..."

Tang Yuyao's phone vibrated.

"Hmm?" She tried to reach for her phone, only to find herself completely pinned down. In her anger, she headbutted Ye Cheng twice.

"You are still eating! Get my phone for me!"

Tang Yuyao glared at Ye Cheng with a look of exasperation, looking like she wanted to eat him alive. The latter blinked, instantly understood, and began to pat her down to find it.

Coincidentally, Tang Shouye, who was being elbowed by the iced tea in the front passenger seat, caught sight of this scene through the rearview mirror.

Tang Shouye: "???"

Pfft!

Tang Shouye almost choked. After taking a second look to confirm it was not some misunderstanding and that they were actually doing that, he turned his head away with a face full of agony.

What should I do...

Sigh...

Tang Shouye really should have been the protagonist of Fire Punch, then he would never lose. Back when Pain invaded the Hidden Leaf Village, it was because Tang Shouye was there, making Pain feel an agony far surpassing his own, that Pain flew into a rage out of humiliation and decided to destroy the village. He could not allow the existence of someone who was better at enduring pain than him!

Just as Tang Shouye turned his head away in agony, Ye Cheng pulled the phone out of Tang Yuyao's pants pocket.

The caller ID read... Mom.

Ye Cheng blinked and looked at Tang Yuyao.

Tang Yuyao: "..."

"What are you looking at? Answer it!" Tang Yuyao gritted her teeth. She was starting to regret that she had not bitten him a few times when she hit him earlier. Her teeth were itching with hatred.

Ye Cheng tapped to answer, and Mother Tang's voice came through the phone.

"Sweetie, are you alone right now?"

...

Ten or so minutes later.

The convoy parked neatly at the school gate. If you counted carefully, you would notice that one car was missing.

"Clack."

"Do not slack off, get moving. If I catch you slacking, do not blame me for snitching. Hurry up..."

Ye Cheng got out of the car holding two bottles of iced tea, a red and blue couple's pair, like traffic batons. He started directing traffic at the gate. His tone remained sharp and mean, wishing he could grow two more hands to relive the attack speed buff.

Smack... You got it woo~~~

Carrying efficiency plus one plus one plus one...

The group of bodyguards and secretaries: "..."

Originally, they were a bit indignant. After all, Ye Cheng was just a brat, yet he spoke so harshly. But then they saw Ye Cheng single-handedly carrying a mountain of about a dozen boxes of iced tea, walking without even panting. Their eyes instantly cleared up.

Holy crap, is this guy even human!!!

"What are you looking at? Hurry up and carry them, do not even think about slacking off!" Ye Cheng urged the crowd with a wicked expression.

The crowd: "..."

In a massive procession, the group carried the iced tea and walked into the school.

Meanwhile.

Inside the school, another group of people was rushing toward the school gate, led by the Head Maid.

...

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