Wait for me, wait for me! You damn brat, why are you running so fast!
Click, clack, click. The crisp sound of high heels echoed down the corridor. Tang Yuyao, wearing silver high-heeled sandals, quickly chased after Ye Cheng, who was running as fast as a rabbit. Wait, no... right now, Ye Cheng actually was a rabbit.
Fortunately, Ye Cheng was dressed very conspicuously. Otherwise, given how huge the hospital was and how fast he was running, if he really blended into the crowd, she definitely wouldn't be able to find him.
She just had to keep her eyes on the tallest rabbit in the crowd.
Ye Cheng slowed down not because he heard Tang Yuyao shouting, but because he had finished drinking his Six Nukes drink and needed to throw away the trash.
You have a guilty conscience, haven't you? Running so fast! Tang Yuyao finally managed to catch him while he was throwing away the trash. Wow... what a huge wild rabbit.
Tang Yuyao grabbed Ye Cheng's two rabbit ears, looking a bit fierce. She assumed he was running so fast because he felt guilty about pocketing twenty thousand yuan just now.
What guilty conscience? Dr. Tang, your words are really unpleasant to hear.
Ye Cheng took two steps forward but suddenly felt a suffocating sensation like a python's constriction around his neck. He stopped, threw his hands up, and tried to reason with Tang Yuyao.
Tang Yuyao raised an eyebrow. My words are unpleasant? If you take two more steps, gold bars are going to fall out of your pockets, aren't they!
She glared at Ye Cheng, looking rather huffy. From the first time she met him until now, conservatively speaking, she had spent at least a six-figure sum on him.
Yet, she hadn't seen a single ripple of return. Ye Cheng still had that miserable look; the words dead broke were practically written on his face, and it wasn't the fake kind—he was genuinely poor!
This puzzled Tang Yuyao greatly... Could it be that Ye Cheng was secretly gambling?
But the problem was, when she checked his phone before, she didn't see any suspicious little apps installed.
Ye Cheng raised both hands above his head, holding his phone, and made an inviting gesture toward Tang Yuyao.
Tang Yuyao: ???
What are you doing? Tang Yuyao looked at him in confusion.
Didn't you say I had gold bars on me? Why don't you dig some out for me, and we can spend them together. Ye Cheng blinked, looking at her with total innocence.
Tang Yuyao: ...
You damn brat, you motherf...
Tang Yuyao was just about to show Ye Cheng her fists when she suddenly thought of something. A barely noticeable gleam of slyness flashed in her eyes. Heh, don't think you can bluff your way out of this. If I have to search you, I will!
And just like that, Tang Yuyao got an open and legitimate opportunity to feel his abs. She controlled the corners of her mouth that were desperately trying to curve upward, doing her best to appear calm and indifferent.
Hahaha, after having bad luck for so long, my luck has finally turned!!!
Tang Yuyao began to run her hands up and down Ye Cheng's body. If emojis could materialize, the expression on her face right now would be a giant, comical smirk.
Hehe... I wonder what this guy grew up eating...
Following the gossipy criteria her mother casually mentioned in her spare time, Tang Yuyao began to silently grade Ye Cheng in her mind, much like grading cuts of beef.
After a full inspection, Ye Cheng earned the label of A5 top-tier Wagyu beef.
Tang Yuyao was greatly shocked. She even suspected that her mother had said those things on purpose, because it felt like her mother had described Ye Cheng perfectly. Wasn't she feasting a bit too well here?
After pondering for a moment, Tang Yuyao patted around a couple more times. Suddenly, a question mark popped up in her head. What brand of undershirt does this guy usually wear? It's so form-fitting, it almost feels like he isn't wearing...
Tang Yuyao: ???
Her pupils shrank, and her eyes widened drastically. She stared at Ye Cheng in disbelief. The hands that had been groping him quickly sprang back and crossed over her own chest as she hopped a small step away.
How are you... who told you to dress so coolly!!! Tang Yuyao choked on her words halfway, her face flushing bright red as she finally managed to squeeze out that sentence.
Ye Cheng blinked his large, expressive eyes, looking the picture of pure innocence.
Not really. Two pieces aren't that few.
Two pieces?
Where did the two pieces come from? She clearly...
Count them for me, where are these two pieces! Tang Yuyao's chest heaved, looking as if she were about to die of anger from Ye Cheng's antics, and she spoke through gritted teeth.
Ye Cheng blinked and began to explain seriously.
He tugged at his rabbit suit.
One piece.
Then he pointed to the location of his underwear.
Two pieces.
Tang Yuyao: ...
Visibly, Tang Yuyao's temperature spiked. The two were currently in the hospital lobby, and given that both of them were exceptionally good-looking, quite a few eyes had already started to gather on them.
It couldn't be ruled out that some were looking at Ye Cheng, this wild super rabbit spirit, but most were marveling at their appearances. Many people were just watching the spectacle.
There were too many people.
Tang Yuyao ultimately suppressed the strong urge to bite something to soothe her itching teeth.
You... why didn't you remind me earlier! Tang Yuyao, unable to hold it in, blurted out.
You looked like you were enjoying yourself, so I didn't say anything. Ye Cheng blinked.
Tang Yuyao: ???
That single sentence took the already overheating Tang Yuyao to the next level. Her face flushed to the color of pork liver. Her eyes trembled like ripples, and she pointed a shaking finger at Ye Cheng, forcing an expression of confident amusement as if to say, what you're saying is ridiculous.
Who did you say was enjoying themselves!
Oh, then I must have been mistaken. Ye Cheng blinked. Faced with Tang Yuyao's last stubborn stand, he chose not to expose her and instead brushed it off.
But the more casually he dismissed it, the more uncomfortable Tang Yuyao felt. This brings up the famous Jiahao's Law.
When a normal person is called Jiahao, they will usually just smile knowingly, or simply admit that they are indeed Jiahao, and then start strolling in the rain like an elegant gentleman...
But when Jiahao is called Jiahao, he will fly into a rage out of humiliation, immediately throwing out a triple denial, and then prepare to give you a taste of the advanced free combat or ancient martial arts he taught himself online...
As for whether Tang Yuyao currently fell into the category of Jiahao or a normal person... the answer was obvious.
Come here. Tang Yuyao, having been classified as Jiahao, saw her flushed face gradually turn pale, and then... dark. She returned to her usual calm demeanor, grabbed Ye Cheng, and dragged him toward the nearby deserted fire escape entrance.
Simply put... come on, get inside with me!
Ye Cheng: ...
As for what would happen after he was dragged over there... oh my, it's so hard to guess.
Ye Cheng was no fool. Naturally, he wasn't going to let himself be slaughtered so easily. Making a prompt decision, he hugged the massive load-bearing pillar in front of him like a sloth.
If you have something to say, just say it here. It's cool here, Ye Cheng said.
Tang Yuyao: ???
"I will buy you a phone," Tang Yuyao took a deep breath and said "gently".
"Heh, do I look like an idiot to you?" Ye Cheng sneered, his face full of disdain, his eyes brimming with the arrogance of a "wise man".
Woman, your tricks are incredibly clumsy, and your lies are utterly ridiculous!
"Twenty thousand." Tang Yuyao tried another tactic when the first failed.
"Heh, wealth cannot corrupt me!" Ye Cheng was slightly tempted and was about to let go of his hand, but at the last moment, he held onto his principles, his eyes firm.
Did he really look like an idiot?
Heh, utterly ridiculous!
Tang Yuyao: "??"
"I will treat you to an iced tea," Tang Yuyao said after a moment of silence.
"Do not think you can tempt me with such a premium beverage and make me fall for it!" Ye Cheng's mouth frantically secreted saliva, practically drooling. His craving was written all over his face. After thinking for a moment, he added another sentence.
"Unless you give it to me first!"
Tang Yuyao: "..."
A moment later.
Tang Yuyao returned with a pocketful of coins she had just exchanged with someone. She picked up a coin, dangled it in front of Ye Cheng, and then... with a flick of her thumb, the coin spun and wobbled in the air.
Ding!
A crisp sound of it hitting the ground rang out. After bouncing a few times, it lay peacefully on the floor.
Having done all this, Tang Yuyao waited calmly to the side, ready to reel in her catch.
Ye Cheng did not budge an inch. His face still wore the professional smirk of a "Crooked-Mouth Dragon King," brimming with confidence, until... a pint-sized toddler in split-pants appeared, waddling toward the coin Tang Yuyao had just tossed.
The crooked smirk on Ye Cheng's face gradually vanished.
"Mommy, there is money on the ground..." The toddler in split-pants looked delighted, sharing his joy with his mother not far away as he reached out to pick it up.
One yuan equals two lollipops...
Smack!
Just as the kid bent down, a gust of wind blew past, and a tall "rabbit spirit" appeared in front of him. Towering over the child, his foot stepped squarely on that exact coin, showing absolutely no intention of moving.
Junior, you cannot grasp such an opportunity!
The child pouted, looking a bit wronged. He stared pitifully at Ye Cheng, trying to move him with his eyes to get him to move his foot. In return, he received Ye Cheng's completely heartless and icy glare.
It was obvious the kid had messed with the wrong person. He thought that just because he was small, everyone would yield to him. This first harsh beating of society would be delivered by Ye Cheng!
With a loud wail, the toddler in split-pants ran crying to his mother.
As for Ye Cheng... Coin +1.
Woohoo!!!
The corners of Ye Cheng's mouth curved up wildly. He happily bent down, picked up the coin from under his foot, and stuffed it into his pocket. As soon as he looked up... Tang Yuyao was standing in front of him in almost the exact same posture.
Tang Yuyao's hands rubbed Ye Cheng's head as if she were rolling walnuts, an incredibly gentle expression on her face: "You little weirdo, you really are a piece of work, heh..."
Ye Cheng: "..."
Under the watchful eyes of the bystanders, Ye Cheng was thus arrested by Tang Yuyao and then "voluntarily" went into an empty fire escape stairwell nearby.
Not long after... Ye Cheng's tragic screams echoed out.
"Yamete!!!"
Ten or so minutes later.
Inside a mobile phone store near the hospital.
A massive gray rabbit leaned over the glass counter, picking out his phone.
Beside him, Tang Yuyao stood with her arms crossed, exuding a powerful aura as she watched Ye Cheng choose a phone. The vibe was exactly like a mother bringing her foolish son to buy a phone after finishing the college entrance exams.
Coincidentally... both points fit perfectly, except the ages did not quite match. The surrounding store clerks were momentarily unsure of what their relationship actually was.
Logically speaking, they should be a couple, but...
"Mommy, are you really going to buy me a phone? Is it really okay?!!" Ye Cheng blinked his "big, sparkling anime eyes," his face the picture of "innocence."
Tang Yuyao: "..."
A clerk who had just been about to step forward to make a sales pitch gasped in shock and forcefully backed away!
What on earth was the relationship between these two!
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
to panic—he has a system. As long as an investment target dies, he can claim a reward. And since he is immortal, the one thing he has plenty of is time. ... Countless years later. “Immortal Emperor of Longevity? I invested in him.” “Supreme Celestial Venerable? I invested in him.” “Undying Empress? I invested in her.” “...” “Heh. Once they’ve all died, even the Heavenly Dao will have to kneel and call me Dad.”
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
