The President vs. The Young Lady, A Battle of the Strong, Truly Terrifying Revising the School Regulations

Just a single short word completely silenced the two people on the grass.

The President looked completely dumbfounded, as if she still had not snapped out of it, while Ye Cheng stared wide-eyed, looking like he had just seen a ghost.

Holy shit!

It had only been a few hours since he last saw the Eldest Miss, how did she suddenly become so fierce? How much did she drink?!

Her astonishing words made Ye Cheng feel as if the countless wrinkles on his cerebral cortex had been gently smoothed out for a second. It felt so good. Was he dead?

The Eldest Miss was more or less influenced by a certain wife with demon-child genes, otherwise how could she so casually and brazenly give such an answer? Originally, the President had just thrown a few aggressive words at her.

She had thought about dealing a heavy blow to the Eldest Miss, but unexpectedly, the Eldest Miss caught it, dissolved it, and sent it right back. Not only did the President take a solid hit herself, but the Eldest Miss had also amplified the attack and returned it intact to the President.

It was basically mutually assured destruction.

Hearing no sound on this end, the Eldest Miss on the other end of the phone thought that a certain treacherous and shameless woman had not heard clearly, so she repeated it.

"Is there a problem? I just think that you, Dongfang Zhixia, would be staying with a man in the middle of the night in a very ambiguous manner."

Dongfang Zhixia: "???"

Before Dongfang Zhixia could retort, the Eldest Miss's continuous damage output went on: "Also, he and I do not have the ambiguous relationship you speak of. Our relationship is perfectly clear!"

She spoke with such self-assurance that Dongfang Zhixia was stunned. Her heart skipped a beat, and she inwardly cried out in dismay. She hurriedly tried to cover the receiver to stop Shen Qinghan from continuing, lest the contents of the conversation be heard by Ye Cheng.

Unfortunately, she was ultimately a step too late. Without any pause, the Eldest Miss continued to speak.

"He and I have an upright and honorable classmate relationship!" Her tone carried a bit of confidence.

Dongfang Zhixia: "???"

"W-What relationship?" Dongfang Zhixia paused, thinking she had misheard. With a face full of disbelief, she asked again just to be sure.

"If you cannot hear clearly, I suggest you get your ears checked or change your phone." The Eldest Miss's extremely calm voice came from the other end of the phone. Was she... mocking the President?

Dongfang Zhixia: "..."

The suspense in her heart finally dropped.

Really... what on earth was she so worried about!

She almost forgot, the person on the other end of the phone was a complete and utter problem child. If she did not have any issues, could she be called a problem child? If she did not have any issues, would she have grown up without a single friend? If she did not have any issues...

As her thoughts deepened, the smile on Dongfang Zhixia's face became increasingly smug and arrogant. It was literal arrogance, a visible joy that made the kneeling commoner Ye Cheng, who was still trying to read the room, sweat cold bullets.

Why did he have an ominous premonition?

It couldn't be, right?

He had already followed the trash system's... ahem, his biological father's hints to make his choice. There could not possibly be any more trouble, right?

Right? Right?!

According to the law of conservation of energy, a suspended heart does not disappear out of thin air, it only transfers. With Dongfang Zhixia's smile, Ye Cheng's heart immediately leapt into his throat.

Not good!!!

Dongfang Zhixia's lips curled up, bearing a devilish smile as she continued to bait the Eldest Miss on the phone.

"Mhm, I heard clearly. Classmate relationship, right?"

After a moment of silence, although Shen Qinghan felt Dongfang Zhixia's tone of voice was a bit off, she still answered the question.

"Yes, he and I will always maintain a very good classmate relationship!" Shen Qinghan's tone was firm!

"Mhm, I heard very clearly. You and my darling have a classmate relationship, right?" Dongfang Zhixia's voice carried unconcealable amusement, her mouth curling up wildly. From Ye Cheng's perspective, Dongfang Zhixia had transformed into a complete demon, easily elbow-striking the Eldest Miss on the phone.

However... this time, Shen Qinghan did not answer again and remained silent.

Seeing her not take the bait, Dongfang Zhixia clicked her tongue. It was a bit of a pity, but it did not matter, she would keep chasing and hacking away.

"As a mere classmate, what right do you have to ask about my boyfriend's whereabouts late at night? Let alone the fact that he is not with me right now, even if he really was with me, it would be perfectly reasonable and legal. What right do you have to interfere?" Dongfang Zhixia's tone was haughty.

She clearly declared her sovereignty, stood her ground, and immediately took the moral high ground to heavily strike the Eldest Miss!

This punch contains twenty years of skill, can you handle it!!!

There was no mercy whatsoever, only the thrill of completely and successfully avenging her previous loss in the office!

"Your lame joke is not funny. On the contrary, it makes you look like a childish idiot." On the other end of the phone, Shen Qinghan spoke calmly.

Dongfang Zhixia: "???"

Silently, Dongfang Zhixia retracted her joyful teeth and narrowed her eyes. Before she could speak, the Eldest Miss's combo punches came flying over the phone.

"According to the student handbook, Article 28, our school strictly prohibits students from dating. Violators..."

"The Student Council has also explicitly stipulated that romantic relationships are not allowed..."

"Also, I do not recall that idiot being your boyfriend. If you have hysteria, my family knows some good doctors in this field that I can introduce to you. After all, having known you, I cannot bear to see you go crazy like this. It will not be free, though..."

Shen Qinghan's calm voice continuously came through the phone.

Ye Cheng was dumbfounded listening to it. It was his first time hearing the Eldest Miss say so much in one breath without a single pause. It was incredibly badass. With this eloquence, she could directly participate in the Rap of China, it would definitely be a hit!

He had even thought of the team name: Underworld Eldest Miss's Number One Lackey Beats Up Brother Doudou! Do not ask what those two have to do with each other, he just purely wanted to take revenge on Brother Doudou!

Damn Doudou, to think you were the most well-behaved at the gathering, and when leaving you even gave earnest advice like a caring older brother. Who would have thought that you, old boy, would be the fastest and most ruthless backstabber!

It is decided, when I get back I will change my WeChat avatar to Grandpa Niu beating up Doudou!

The school indeed had a rule against dating, but... it was just a formality. If two people really hit it off, as long as they did not go too far, a little private intimacy was nothing.

What?

You ask what if they really want to go overboard?

Then... go overboard in a hotel. Best not to do it in school, because there are cameras everywhere. If caught on camera, getting a demerit is a certainty, and there is even a risk of expulsion.

Some rules are just written there to prove they exist, but they aren't specially demanded or strictly enforced. They are only brought out when necessary to elbow the unruly mobs... oh wait, to elbow the disobedient bad students who violate school rules!

The rule that Student Council members are not allowed to date is actually true. Moreover, it is an ironclad law that all Student Council members must remember. The previous Student Council didn't have this iron law; it only came into effect after the President took office this semester.

Yes... that's right, the President personally supervised and added it.

Dating is an extremely time-consuming thing, and it lowers one's IQ. This was Dongfang Zhixia's conclusion from her lifelong experience. She had seen with her own eyes how a formerly brilliant female classmate turned into someone who giggled foolishly for no reason after getting into a relationship, displaying a sort of brain-dead beauty.

There were many other examples like this, such as grades dropping, getting pregnant, shifting focus and priorities...

All she saw was the bitterness of love!

So, Dongfang Zhixia simply banned it altogether!

For the other students in the school, the rule against dating was indeed a dead letter. But for the members of the Student Council, it was an inviolable iron law. If caught, they would be kicked out!

As the head of the Student Council, the President naturally had to set an example for her subordinates!

Dongfang Zhixia had never thought she would date in college either. The person worthy of her hadn't appeared since the day she was born!

Sigh... isn't this a coincidence!

The boomerang came back so swiftly. In less than a month, it struck the President right in the back of the head, and it was a critical hit at that.

Dongfang Zhixia: "..."

Now hearing the eldest miss bring up this Student Council rule, Dongfang Zhixia herself found it a bit hard to bear. The words she had just spoken instantly slapped her in the face... She felt a bit embarrassed.

However, the President was a seasoned veteran after all. She quickly adjusted her mindset and spoke plausibly.

"This is a school rule, and the Student Council is merely enforcing it. The two are one and the same... Also, who said we are in a dating relationship?"

Dongfang Zhixia's tone became somewhat inexplicable, and Ye Cheng's heart skipped a beat... Not good!!!

"My darling and I are already engaged. You could say we are an unmarried married couple. It doesn't count as dating. Does the school also manage the affairs of a married couple?" Dongfang Zhixia's voice carried the calmness and confidence of a victor.

The arrogance was almost overflowing the screen.

It was just... hearing this made Ye Cheng feel like he was about to die.

Engaged???

Married couple???

Ye Cheng: "???"

Ah?

Who, me?

How come he didn't know about this? Wasn't this a bit too fast?

Shen Qinghan's voice was cold and clear, without any discernible fluctuation. "It seems you are quite sick. For the sake of our acquaintance, I will pay for your psychiatric treatment."

"Make sure to keep your phone on these next few days. Remember to answer when the doctor calls you."

"Beep beep beep..."

The eldest miss hung up the phone directly after speaking.

After being "elbowed," rarely did Dongfang Zhixia not get angry this time, let alone turn red and lose her composure. After all... someone else was more anxious than she was, right?

Hehe...

Dongfang Zhixia revealed a victor's smile, full of confidence and composure. It was back... that familiar feeling from before had returned!

Total control of the situation.

Hanging up the phone, Dongfang Zhixia looked down at a certain guy who was still hugging her leg and blinking like an idiot...

The moment she looked down, their eyes met. Ye Cheng blinked his big, expressive eyes, looking completely harmless.

Dongfang Zhixia: "..."

Dongfang Zhixia's ears grew slightly hot. The hand holding the phone began to tighten, a little sweat appearing in her palm. She lifted her other leg, the one that wasn't being hugged.

Smack!

She kicked him!

"Bastard, who told you to touch me!" Dongfang Zhixia gritted her teeth and scolded coquettishly, viciously rewarding... oh wait, punishing Ye Cheng.

Yes, that's right, punishing!

"Yamero!!!" Ye Cheng screamed miserably.

...

Meanwhile.

In the Shen family mansion, inside the eldest miss's room.

In the pitch-black room, all that could be seen was the faint green glow of the screen. The green light shone squarely on the eldest miss's face... full of vitality.

The vibrant green quickly disappeared as the eldest miss dialed a number...

"Beep beep beep..."

"Transfer me to the school principal's phone."

"Yes, Young Master, please wait a moment!"

"Beep..."

"Hehe, Young Master, have you eaten? How is your health lately... Mom, what are you doing, give me back the phone!"

"Hehe, Young Master, do you remember me? This old woman is the dorm auntie of the Young Madam's dormitory..."

"Mom, what are you doing? The Young Master is calling me and you..."

"Smack!!!"

"Ahhh!!!"

On the other end of the phone, after a brief moment of "maternal love and filial piety," it finally quieted down. The ultimate winner was undoubtedly the "loving mother."

"Apologies, Young Master. I just disciplined my unfilial son. Please don't take offense, hehe."

"..."

"Do me a favor," Shen Qinghan said.

"What favor? The Young Master's business is this old woman's business. Just say the word, Young Master, hehe..." On the other end of the phone, the dorm auntie smiled obsequiously, continuously rubbing her hands together like a fly. Next to her was a large lump of a principal who had already been beaten unconscious, the poor Niu Fen.

Shen Qinghan: "I want to amend the school rules."

The dorm auntie froze for a moment and asked uncertainly, "Amend the school rules?"

Shen Qinghan: "Yes."

The dorm auntie hesitated slightly, "Hiss... Young Master, this matter..."

Shen Qinghan: "Can't you do it?"

The dorm auntie hurriedly replied, "I can do it, I can do it. Which rule do you want to amend, Young Master?"

"I want to amend Rule Twenty-Eight..." Shen Qinghan said faintly, narrowing her eyes.

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