—— (Crazy Quotes & Classic Lines) ——
Does it matter whose child it is? Hasn't he been calling you "Dad" for all these years? —— The Gaslighting Maniac, Liu Yuemei.
It's not Lin Ran's money I love, but the man himself. —— The Self-Deceiver, Liu Ruxue.
We are a loving family. —— That is so f*cking Lin Jian.
I want to raise ten little toy boys: one to serve tea and water, one to massage my feet and pound my legs, one to flatter and run errands, one to snuggle and fawn, and the remaining two to hold in each arm while saying "I love you." —— The Ultimate Scum, Chen Qingtian.
I'm sorry, I've been soiled. —— Bathhouse Regular Fang Buxia.
Kissing is just a way to comfort people. —— The Relentless Stalker, Zhao Miaomiao.
Please, stop fighting. —— Green Arrow Lv Jian.
I can bring warmth to the whole world, yet I cannot warm you. —— The Human Sun, Zhang Xiaonuan.
A gambling father, a junkie mother, a sick sister, and a broken him. —— The Hardworking Expert, Zhang Xiaolong.
Loving someone is dangerous, because you will get hurt. —— Bond-Buffed Wu Zhishang.
I absolutely must slap you to death today. —— Precinct Saintly Body Shen Jingbing.
1v2 is not my limit. —— Goddess of War, Zhang Xinyan.
My love is scorching and dangerous, yet it cannot be stopped. —— Husband-Protecting Maniac, Luo Yao.
I belong to you alone. —— Wife-Pampering King, Lin Ran.
Luo Yao is too ruthless, meow meow meow. —— Cowardly as a Mouse Little Black Cat.
You unfilial son! Kneel, kowtow, apologize, and beg me to be your father! —— Eternal Dictator, Lin Tianba.
—— (Easter Egg 1) ——
Yi Siyin asked, "President Luo, our Yi family has developed a deep-processed product of the Vitality Reinforcing Soup. Not only is it convenient to take, but the medicinal effects are also stronger. What do you think?"
Luo Yao's eyes gradually turned scarlet, but this time the redness was due to desire.
"Prepare a lifetime supply for Ah Ran."
Yi Siyin: "Huh? Uh... alright, I'll have someone fetch it."
Young Master Lin, apologies, but you are going to suffer in the future.
—— (Easter Egg 2) ——
"Xingxing, did you ever love me?"
Shen Mengxing replied, "Lin Luo, if there is a next life, you just need to stand where you are, and I will run to you with everything I have. Also... I fell in love with you a long time ago."
—— (Easter Egg 3) ——
Lin Nianyao smiled with a gaze full of sickness.
"Hehe... Hehehe. Man, you can never escape from the palm of my hand."
The man who was locked up looked at Lin Nianyao with a strange expression, voicing the question in his heart.
"Are you a yandere?"
The End.
and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
tions: attribute allocation, analysis, proficiency, and simulation. Specializing in mechanical alchemy, from crafting sorcerous battle armor to handcrafting mechanical maidens, his mechanical legion conquers endless realms... Relying on his wits, he begins with a student-teacher romance, wins over a female director, enslaves a female assassin and a underworld queen, becoming the husband of a Grand Duchess... He enslaves the Goddess of Magic from the divine realm, developing his power simultaneously in both the Wizard World and the Realm of Gods...
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
