—— (Crazy Quotes & Classic Lines) ——
Does it matter whose child it is? Hasn't he been calling you "Dad" for all these years? —— The Gaslighting Maniac, Liu Yuemei.
It's not Lin Ran's money I love, but the man himself. —— The Self-Deceiver, Liu Ruxue.
We are a loving family. —— That is so f*cking Lin Jian.
I want to raise ten little toy boys: one to serve tea and water, one to massage my feet and pound my legs, one to flatter and run errands, one to snuggle and fawn, and the remaining two to hold in each arm while saying "I love you." —— The Ultimate Scum, Chen Qingtian.
I'm sorry, I've been soiled. —— Bathhouse Regular Fang Buxia.
Kissing is just a way to comfort people. —— The Relentless Stalker, Zhao Miaomiao.
Please, stop fighting. —— Green Arrow Lv Jian.
I can bring warmth to the whole world, yet I cannot warm you. —— The Human Sun, Zhang Xiaonuan.
A gambling father, a junkie mother, a sick sister, and a broken him. —— The Hardworking Expert, Zhang Xiaolong.
Loving someone is dangerous, because you will get hurt. —— Bond-Buffed Wu Zhishang.
I absolutely must slap you to death today. —— Precinct Saintly Body Shen Jingbing.
1v2 is not my limit. —— Goddess of War, Zhang Xinyan.
My love is scorching and dangerous, yet it cannot be stopped. —— Husband-Protecting Maniac, Luo Yao.
I belong to you alone. —— Wife-Pampering King, Lin Ran.
Luo Yao is too ruthless, meow meow meow. —— Cowardly as a Mouse Little Black Cat.
You unfilial son! Kneel, kowtow, apologize, and beg me to be your father! —— Eternal Dictator, Lin Tianba.
—— (Easter Egg 1) ——
Yi Siyin asked, "President Luo, our Yi family has developed a deep-processed product of the Vitality Reinforcing Soup. Not only is it convenient to take, but the medicinal effects are also stronger. What do you think?"
Luo Yao's eyes gradually turned scarlet, but this time the redness was due to desire.
"Prepare a lifetime supply for Ah Ran."
Yi Siyin: "Huh? Uh... alright, I'll have someone fetch it."
Young Master Lin, apologies, but you are going to suffer in the future.
—— (Easter Egg 2) ——
"Xingxing, did you ever love me?"
Shen Mengxing replied, "Lin Luo, if there is a next life, you just need to stand where you are, and I will run to you with everything I have. Also... I fell in love with you a long time ago."
—— (Easter Egg 3) ——
Lin Nianyao smiled with a gaze full of sickness.
"Hehe... Hehehe. Man, you can never escape from the palm of my hand."
The man who was locked up looked at Lin Nianyao with a strange expression, voicing the question in his heart.
"Are you a yandere?"
The End.
o a martial world and obtained a system that allowed him to draw one entry per year. Unfortunately, all he drew were useless white-tier entries. The probability for high-quality entries was extremely low, with the highest-tier mythic entry having a mere 0.001% chance! To increase the probability, he had to improve his martial realm, but he lacked the innate talent for cultivation. At the age of eighteen, Chen Yi fell into the hands of a gang and was forced into hard labor. Just as his life seemed destined for a bleak end, on his 18th entry draw, he actually pulled a mythic entry—Simulator! In the simulation, he could also draw one entry every year that passed, and upon ending the simulation, he would inherit all entries and his martial realm! In his first simulation, Chen Yi struggled desperately just to survive, knowing that living one more year meant one more entry draw! Finally, with hair turned white, he drew the entry he had longed for—Low-Grade Innate Talent! "Hahaha! Don't bully the old and poor! Time to cultivate and inherit my cultivation base!" ... From then on, Chen Yi continuously simulated and drew entries, his martial realm soaring higher and higher! Epic, legendary, and even mythic entries were gathered into his collection one after another! "What demon race or devil race? What dark turmoil? I don't know anything about that. They just charged at me screaming 'How can you possibly ascend to immortality?!' and got stuck to my fists, unable to be shaken off. Blind spots, speed bumps... go talk to my simulator. We're all struggling to survive out here. I'm trying so hard, so how are they still alive?"
s the Eldest Princess, renowned for her cold and aloof detachment, became the most docile of lambs, obeying his every command without question. But when the final move was played on the chessboard, as Gu Chenghan seized everything and ascended on the verge of apotheosis, that very Princess suddenly embraced him from behind, her tone carrying a dependence never heard before: "Wait... you haven't yet... commanded me to love you forever." Gu Chenghan froze abruptly. She... hadn't been hypnotized?! ... [The Eldest Princess's Diary] [When my soul was extracted, becoming the sole spectator outside my own shell] [At first, there was overwhelming fury, until I saw] [How he used my sword to effortlessly shatter my inescapable doom] [How he wielded my authority to eradicate fatal conspiracies I had never even detected] [Like a deity, he rescued me from the deep mire I was trapped in] [If not for those annoying vixens, he and I would be a match made in heaven] [I think I am ill, gravely ill] [My deity should belong to me alone] ... "Hypnosis? Oh, it succeeded, my dear Master." "Only this time, it's my turn to hypnotize you."
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
