—— (Crazy Quotes & Classic Lines) ——
Does it matter whose child it is? Hasn't he been calling you "Dad" for all these years? —— The Gaslighting Maniac, Liu Yuemei.
It's not Lin Ran's money I love, but the man himself. —— The Self-Deceiver, Liu Ruxue.
We are a loving family. —— That is so f*cking Lin Jian.
I want to raise ten little toy boys: one to serve tea and water, one to massage my feet and pound my legs, one to flatter and run errands, one to snuggle and fawn, and the remaining two to hold in each arm while saying "I love you." —— The Ultimate Scum, Chen Qingtian.
I'm sorry, I've been soiled. —— Bathhouse Regular Fang Buxia.
Kissing is just a way to comfort people. —— The Relentless Stalker, Zhao Miaomiao.
Please, stop fighting. —— Green Arrow Lv Jian.
I can bring warmth to the whole world, yet I cannot warm you. —— The Human Sun, Zhang Xiaonuan.
A gambling father, a junkie mother, a sick sister, and a broken him. —— The Hardworking Expert, Zhang Xiaolong.
Loving someone is dangerous, because you will get hurt. —— Bond-Buffed Wu Zhishang.
I absolutely must slap you to death today. —— Precinct Saintly Body Shen Jingbing.
1v2 is not my limit. —— Goddess of War, Zhang Xinyan.
My love is scorching and dangerous, yet it cannot be stopped. —— Husband-Protecting Maniac, Luo Yao.
I belong to you alone. —— Wife-Pampering King, Lin Ran.
Luo Yao is too ruthless, meow meow meow. —— Cowardly as a Mouse Little Black Cat.
You unfilial son! Kneel, kowtow, apologize, and beg me to be your father! —— Eternal Dictator, Lin Tianba.
—— (Easter Egg 1) ——
Yi Siyin asked, "President Luo, our Yi family has developed a deep-processed product of the Vitality Reinforcing Soup. Not only is it convenient to take, but the medicinal effects are also stronger. What do you think?"
Luo Yao's eyes gradually turned scarlet, but this time the redness was due to desire.
"Prepare a lifetime supply for Ah Ran."
Yi Siyin: "Huh? Uh... alright, I'll have someone fetch it."
Young Master Lin, apologies, but you are going to suffer in the future.
—— (Easter Egg 2) ——
"Xingxing, did you ever love me?"
Shen Mengxing replied, "Lin Luo, if there is a next life, you just need to stand where you are, and I will run to you with everything I have. Also... I fell in love with you a long time ago."
—— (Easter Egg 3) ——
Lin Nianyao smiled with a gaze full of sickness.
"Hehe... Hehehe. Man, you can never escape from the palm of my hand."
The man who was locked up looked at Lin Nianyao with a strange expression, voicing the question in his heart.
"Are you a yandere?"
The End.
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
