"Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Birthday!"
"Happy Birthday!"
"Pop, pop, pop..."
Colorful confetti rained down on Lin Yu’s stark naked body.
Lin Yu, his eyes rimmed with red, scanned the circle around him...
Shen Buyao, Shen Jiuyi, Huang Feirong... and Sister Hong?
The four of them held party poppers, all staring in unison at Lin Yu in his birthday suit.
The expressions on their faces were far more colorful than the confetti bursting from the tubes.
Lin Yu was filled with regret at this moment...
He really deserved to die!
He shouldn't have trusted the logic of the Queen of Dirty Jokes!
How could a mentally unstable person set up a normal seduction scenario?
There had to be a trap!
Careless. He had been too damn careless.
This scene of social suicide made Lin Yu want to rush out and retrieve the Gatling gun he had just thrown away.
Kill them all!
Daddy is going to kill you all!!
Shen Buyao, Shen Jiuyi, and Sister Hong looked at Lin Yu, then turned to look at Huang Feirong.
Huang Feirong spread her small hands, looking the picture of innocence.
"Don't look at me!"
"I just told Da Yu to take off his armor."
"Who knew how his brain works? Why did he... get so comfortable?"
Lin Yu took a deep breath. "..."
Shen Buyao poked Lin Yu’s shoulder and demanded, "Damn it, Lin Yu, what is the meaning of this? You want to bang Rongrong? Are you two... that close?"
Huang Feirong held up two fingers.
"Yaoyao, heaven and earth are my witness, I am absolutely loyal to you."
"If Da Yu and I had anything going on, may I go out and get run over by a truck!"
Lin Yu took another deep breath. "..."
Shen Jiuyi was as calm as a block of ice, turning her head away to avoid looking at Lin Yu.
"Sin lies within the heart. Only what one thinks will lead to what one does."
"We can't blame Rongrong for this matter. If we must blame someone, blame..."
Huang Feirong gave a thumbs up.
"Although I don't understand what Little Jiu is saying, it sounds very reasonable."
"How can you blame me for this? Didn't we agree to wish Da Yu a happy birthday together?"
"Who knew... who knew the wish would turn out like this?"
Lin Yu took a deep breath yet again. "..."
Sister Hong’s face was bright red, her fists cracking audibly.
"Good boy, you dare to target my daughter?"
"Did you think that just because you're wearing nothing, I wouldn't dare to hit you?"
Huang Feirong quickly held down Sister Hong’s arm, speaking urgently, "Mom, are you even listening to me?"
"There is nothing between Da Yu and me. It's his birthday today, can't you give him some face?"
"Besides, what do you mean 'wearing nothing'?"
"Isn't he wearing something?"
"The Emperor's New Clothes!"
Lin Yu couldn't even inhale anymore. With a dark face, he said to the group, "Are you all done talking? Is it my turn now?"
Shen Buyao put her hands on her hips, her voice incredibly loud.
"Is this how you're going to talk to us? At least put on a pair of underwear!"
Lin Yu raised his hand, no longer bothering to refute Shen Buyao.
"Click, click, click..."
A series of metallic clicking sounds came from his body.
The next moment.
Dozens of time bombs were strapped all over him.
Everyone present: "Bombs!!"
The four's reactions were exceptionally realistic as they started running toward the door in a panic.
Unfortunately.
The door had long been sealed by a mysterious force.
Not just the door.
Every possible exit in the house had been blocked by Lin Yu during their ceaseless chatter. Not a single spot was left open.
Since the history of entering dreams began, today's dreamscape was absolutely Lin Yu's most awkward one.
To have lasted this long was truly a miracle.
After this round of games, how could one describe Lin Yu's current mood?
To be precise...
He was broken!
Completely and utterly broken!
How could he have any mood left for pleasurable activities?
He just wanted to destroy it all immediately!
Blast this place clean and pretend he was never here.
What a humiliation!
They were practically playing him like a fiddle!
Such is life.
Doesn't everyone come into the world naked?
Now, leaving naked... and taking everyone with him, seemed just fine.
"Calm down! Calm down, Da Yu!"
"Think of your parents, think of your family!"
Huang Feirong rushed forward to persuade Lin Yu.
After speaking, she slapped her own mouth hard.
That comfort didn't sound right either!
Lin Yu looked at the countdown and said, "If you have anything else to say, save it for the next life."
Immediately after.
"Boom!"
A massive explosion rang out, and the entire dream world was engulfed in flames.
A piercing ringing sound followed, collapsing the dreamscape.
...
Inside Wubao Pavilion.
"There's a bomb!"
"Run!"
Huang Feirong shot up from in front of her computer and ran frantically through the corridor of Wubao Pavilion toward the outside.
Shen Buyao sat at the repair bench.
She looked with surprise at the fleeing Huang Feirong.
Huang Feirong looked back and forth for a long time, then exchanged glances with Shen Buyao.
Only then did she confirm her location.
So that realistic explosion just now was only a dream.
No wonder!
No wonder Da Yu was so terrifying.
He actually wanted to annihilate them all together!
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
What a dark-hearted man!
Shen Buyao looked helplessly at Huang Feirong and complained, "Rongrong, if you really have something on your mind, why don't you just go to sleep early?"
"Look at you guarding the computer but not playing, just sleeping on the desk!"
"Wouldn't it be better to lie in bed?"
"You're hogging the toilet seat!"
"And bombs? I think you look like a bomb!"
Huang Feirong heard this and smiled.
"Yaoyao, you really don't understand anything!"
"You have no idea what an explosive dream I just had. Guess who I dreamed about?"
Shen Buyao waved her hand dismissively.
"Dream about whoever you want, what does it have to do with me?"
"I'm at a critical moment repairing this watch, don't disturb me!"
Huang Feirong dropped another line, "Fine then. I thought you'd be curious since I dreamed about Da Yu!"
Shen Buyao's hands paused in mid-air. "..."
This damn Huang Feirong!
She actually dropped a name she couldn't resist at a time like this.
"Ahem..."
"You dreamed about Lin Yu?"
"Maybe I should rest my hands a bit. I'll stop repairing for now. Tell me more!"
Huang Feirong looked triumphantly at Shen Buyao, as if everything had gone exactly as she predicted.
...
Inside Lin Yu's bedroom.
After exiting Huang Feirong's dream world, Lin Yu tried hard to calm himself down.
It was social suicide!
To be that humiliated even in a dream—that was a first!
This was also the first time he had chosen to actively end a dream journey.
Good, very good.
That Queen of Dirty Jokes was truly something else.
Next time he got the chance, he had to teach her a serious lesson!
After settling his restless heart, Lin Yu lay back down on the bed.
The first dream journey ended in failure.
The second wave absolutely had to make up for what was lost!
Lost in thought, Lin Yu entered the dreamland again...
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
for mindless slaughter, this isn't for you.] My name is Ye Shu, and I'm a transmigrator. It seems I'm supposed to be the protagonist, but that feels pretty unlikely. This world has been invaded by a system. The antagonists on the other side have suddenly become pure, flawless saints. The female leads have been force-fed the so-called "original plot," making them think they've been reborn. Now, everyone thinks I'm scum. Including the old lady in my ring. And here I am, in the Monster Beast Mountain Range, braising pork. To put my situation in perspective— It's as if, the moment Xiao Yan stepped into the Monster Beast Mountain Range, the Soul Emperor already knew he would become the Flame Emperor, and Yao Lao had been turned to the enemy's side. I have nothing right now. Oh wait, that's not true. I do have a white-haired loli child-bride who's the Heavenly Dao, and her only skill is acting cute. So, tell me guys... what are my chances of making it to the end?
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
