With such a massive creature appearing right before his eyes, Lin Yu wasn't blind; he saw it even without Huang Feirong shouting!
No matter how big the BOSS was, it was still just a monster.
As long as he emptied her health bar, they could still fight their way out.
With Lin Yu there, there was absolutely no need to worry about running out of bullets!
Rat-a-tat-tat...
Rat-a-tat-tat...
Another round of extreme, continuous rapid-fire shooting frantically struck the BOSS, Sister Hong.
The health bar above her head was emptying at a rate visible to the naked eye.
But what surprised Lin Yu was...
HP*999!
HP*998!
HP*997!
...
Lin Yu: "???"
What kind of god-tier health bar was this?
A thousand layers!
At this speed, wouldn't it take hours to grind down?
This BOSS was clearly not to be trifled with; she continued to stride forward with large steps while tanking the bullets.
Just as Lin Yu was feeling astonished, a sweeping kick resembling a giant pillar came crashing toward the two of them.
"Great God Tycoon, save me!"
Hearing Huang Feirong's scream, Lin Yu really couldn't just escape alone and leave her behind.
Huang Feirong was the owner of this dreamscape. If she collapsed, wouldn't the dream world be finished?
To survive, he had to carry this dead weight no matter how big she was!
"Follow me!"
Lin Yu grabbed Huang Feirong's hand and rapidly dodged toward an uninhabited area.
Fortunately, after Sister Hong ripped off the ceiling, the scene had become a wide-open flatland.
There were vast safe zones everywhere.
If they wanted to find a place to take a breather or use some healing items, it would be absolutely no problem.
Of course, Lin Yu, being a cheater, didn't need to heal.
On the contrary, Huang Feirong looked...
A bit hyper?
Lin Yu: "???"
Her grin was practically stretching to the back of her head!
What was the situation?
Weren't the two of them being chased down?
Was it that funny!
"Rongrong, you haven't been beaten by Sister Hong into a... stress response, have you?"
"Could you stop laughing like that? You're laughing so much, I'm getting a little creeped out!"
Huang Feirong looked at the vast open terrain ahead and said excitedly to Lin Yu:
"Da Yu, you'd better follow me!"
Lin Yu: "Huh?"
Before Lin Yu could react, Huang Feirong ran to the front.
Pulling Lin Yu's hand, she sprinted forward at high speed.
In her eyes, the broken walls and ruins seemed like a parkour course.
She effortlessly leaped over obstacle after obstacle, causing Lin Yu's eyes to widen.
Huh?
Miss Defender!
When you came to defuse the bomb earlier, I didn't see you having this kind of agility!
Are you kidding me!
With such complex terrain, even with Lin Yu's reaction speed, he had to follow extremely carefully.
If his mind wandered even slightly, he'd bang his knees!
How could the Queen of Dirty Jokes be this agile?
"Rongrong, slow down, I can't see the BOSS behind us anymore..."
"My legs hurt, they really hurt!"
"I'm not joking with you!"
"Rongrong? At least tell me, where are we running to?"
"..."
Following behind, Lin Yu was truly powerless to complain about Huang Feirong's actions.
He could only keep dragging his feet to slow down the pace.
It wasn't like he couldn't beat the BOSS; there was absolutely no need to run like this!
After running for half the day, wouldn't they still have to face her head-on eventually?
Hearing Lin Yu's words, Huang Feirong stopped briefly and looked back.
"Beautiful! We shook her off. Da Yu, we won!"
"Thanks to my perfect operation, we survived the hands of a powerful enemy!"
Huang Feirong patted Lin Yu's shoulder excitedly.
It was as if she had just survived a disaster.
Lin Yu: "???"
"This..."
"We won just like that?"
Lin Yu looked at Huang Feirong in disbelief.
Huang Feirong shrugged her shoulders and said:
"Otherwise?"
Lin Yu spread his hands and raised his voice:
"Huh? We didn't need to fight? We could win purely by running!"
"If there was such a rule, why didn't you say so earlier?"
"Then what was that 'rat-a-tat-tat' barrage I just did for?"
Huang Feirong blinked her eyes with an innocent look and said:
"Oh, I thought you knew that running was enough."
Lin Yu: "..."
How could he possibly know!
Only the Queen of Dirty Jokes could come up with such a bizarre setting!
Huang Feirong continued:
"Da Yu, if you're this angry..."
"Does that mean you don't need the victor's settlement reward that comes next?"
Lin Yu froze in place.
His angry expression gradually changed.
"This... how can we skip the owed benefits?"
How could Lin Yu forget why he entered the dream!
Anger was one thing.
But when it was time to enjoy, one must enjoy.
Huang Feirong poked Lin Yu's chest with her finger:
"Yo yo yo yo~"
"And here I thought you were an angry tough guy!"
"Hehehe, sure enough, you can't resist, can you?"
"The room is just ahead~"
Lin Yu looked in the direction Huang Feirong was pointing.
A glittering golden house actually appeared ahead!
He swore.
When they ran over just now, there was nothing there.
"Then we..."
Before Lin Yu could finish speaking, Huang Feirong beside him took off her helmet, and her fluffy hair "poofed" out.
She looked quite mischievous.
Looking at her like this, the Queen of Dirty Jokes was truly somewhat devastatingly gorgeous.
Immediately following that.
"Click, click click..."
Huang Feirong quickly operated on her body, taking off the entire Defender outfit.
The beige bodysuit perfectly outlined her figure.
Huang Feirong glanced at Lin Yu and teased with a smile:
"Da Yu, what are you still standing there in a daze for?"
"At a time like this, are you still going to be fake polite with me?"
"That's not like your style at all, no!"
"Tsk tsk tsk tsk..."
Huang Feirong unleashed a barrage of sass at Lin Yu, making him feel almost embarrassed.
Indeed.
There was no one else in the dream world, and no one else would know.
Here, there was absolutely no need to pretend to be a gentleman.
Who was he pretending for?
Was someone going to give him an award?
Lin Yu threw aside the Gatling gun in his hands and, mimicking Huang Feirong's movements, began to rapidly strip off the bulky equipment on his body.
Since he was going to unload his armor, he might as well do it thoroughly.
Lest...
By the time Lin Yu came back to his senses, Huang Feirong beside him had already vanished.
The door to the house not far away was already open.
At the doorway, a slender arm extended out, beckoning to Lin Yu with a finger.
"Da Yu! If you're any later, I'm closing the door!"
"Hurry up and come over..."
Lin Yu couldn't help but laugh.
Okay, okay, okay.
The Queen of Dirty Jokes really knew how to play!
She really knew how to set the mood!
Lin Yu swung his Gatling gun around, striding forward with large steps.
To avoid some strange thing suddenly bursting out to interrupt the victor's settlement time, Lin Yu was still knocking around everywhere, afraid that some accident might occur.
He had suffered quite a bit in his previous dream entries, and now he had thoroughly learned his lesson.
He absolutely could not let similar things happen again!
Fortunately, fortunately.
This time, the dream world of the Queen of Dirty Jokes was peaceful and serene.
There were no signs of danger whatsoever.
Filled with anticipation, Lin Yu followed the guidance of the golden light and walked toward the house...
nto another world, I bought a slave for the first time, never expecting the silver wolf girl to be so cute... Lin Feng: I know it's cold, but you don't have to sneak into my bed! Yuna: Just sharing body warmth, if you dare do anything naughty, I'll definitely...
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
