As his consciousness drifted into a relaxed state, the scene before his eyes shifted naturally.
Wait, it wasn't a blinding white light...
This time, it was the blinding glare of fire!
As the curtain of fire fell, the surroundings gradually became clear.
Lin Yu was sitting in a room that resembled an office, his hands tied behind his back.
Strapped with a bomb vest, he was bound tightly to a chair with heavy chains.
Lin Yu: "???"
Hostage rescue?
This was the dream world of the Queen of Dirty Jokes!
So, he was the hostage? The person waiting to be saved was actually him?
It wasn't Huang Feirong at all!
Okay, fine.
Lin Yu had definitely let his guard down.
When he saw the dream description earlier, he hadn't thought it through.
Given the thought process of the Queen of Dirty Jokes, this wasn't exactly unexpected.
"Boom!"
Immediately after.
A deafening explosion rang out.
Lin Yu finally realized what the earlier firelight was about.
Someone was throwing grenades!
The explosion was precisely at the office door.
It seemed the "enemy" was putting up a stubborn fight to stop the rescue.
Now, he just had to wait for Rongrong's arrival.
He wondered how long it would take her to lead the team to the office.
Lin Yu had spectated Huang Feirong playing *CrossFire* during an all-nighter at the internet café.
How should he put this...
Dancing games were much more suitable for her!
Game sense, positioning, accuracy...
She wasn't a total noob, but individually, her skills were only beginner level.
Good enough to bully elementary schoolers.
But against anyone who actually knew how to play, she'd be exposed instantly!
Just as Lin Yu was wondering how many minutes it would take Huang Feirong to appear.
The small window to his side shattered with a *bang*, and a bullet grazed past Lin Yu's hair.
It sent a chill down his spine!
Even knowing it was fake, his brain couldn't help but react in such a realistic environment.
If his head had been an inch higher just then, wouldn't he have been headshot on the spot?
Lin Yu looked toward the window in shock.
Huang Feirong, dressed in a Defender's tactical gear, stumbled through the window.
She found a desk for cover, quickly crouching and aiming her gun around.
He had to admit.
Huang Feirong looked pretty intense in that Defender uniform.
Her figure was already curvaceous, and with the added layer of body armor...
*Emmm*...
It definitely had a unique appeal!
It was just her gaming skills that were... hard to describe.
She didn't bother clearing corners or checking if terrorists were hiding anywhere.
She just held her AK and spun three hundred and sixty degrees, only checking the immediate area around the desk.
Lin Yu: "..."
Forget it, forget it.
Being bad wasn't her fault.
Noobs had the right to play too; he shouldn't hold prejudices against Rongrong.
Lin Yu couldn't wait any longer and spoke up directly:
"Stop looking, Goddess of Guns. There's no one here but me."
Hearing Lin Yu's voice, Huang Feirong immediately scooted over and said:
"Dayu, shut your mouth!"
"In a live-action shooter, according to the rules, we can't talk to each other."
Lin Yu: "???"
She was actually being a stickler for rules?
Discussing regulations with him face-to-face?
Lin Yu questioned her on the spot:
"Then do the rules say if the hostage gets blown up in front of you, do you win or lose?"
Huang Feirong suddenly realized the situation and stammered:
"Oh, right, right, right. I almost forgot because you didn't mention it."
"I should defuse the bomb on you first!"
As she spoke.
Huang Feirong slung the AK over her back and pulled a pair of pliers out of her waist pack.
Lin Yu: "..."
This game was really going for realism, huh?
You actually needed pliers to defuse a bomb!
Huang Feirong crouched in front of Lin Yu. The moment she saw the time bomb...
"Pfft!"
She laughed.
She actually started laughing?
Lin Yu asked with a face full of question marks:
"Ms. Defender, may I ask what you're laughing at?"
"Is a law-abiding citizen strapped to a time bomb that funny to you?"
Huang Feirong waved her hand, explaining:
"Sorry, sorry, my bad. I was just zoning out a bit."
"I was just thinking, look..."
"If I snip with these pliers and accidentally cut it crooked..."
"Would you become the only eunuch since the Republic era?"
"Then when you face the colorful world out there later, wouldn't you lose the ability to 'stand at attention'?"
"And in the future, if I tell you dirty jokes, even the kind where I take my pants off, would you just be left weeping in vain?"
Lin Yu's fist clenched hard: "..."
What kind of hellish joke was that?
Was Rongrong's mental world this twisted?
In such a high-stakes, urgent game, she could still spill such filth.
She really didn't know how to read the room!
"Rongrong, do you think you're funny?"
"Look at the time, sister! The bomb has a minute and a half left!"
"If you don't play a game to win, then why play at all?"
Huang Feirong raised her index finger and said solemnly:
"Eh!"
"Dayu, I have to disagree with you there."
"You can't have that mindset. Speaking of gaming..."
Lin Yu: "Enough!!"
A furious roar made Huang Feirong shut her mouth instantly.
If she hadn't, Lin Yu might have gone berserk right there.
"Can you save your grand philosophies for after we get out?"
"Hurry up and defuse the bomb, Defender lady!"
Huang Feirong flashed an "OK" hand sign repeatedly:
"Alright, alright, alright. We're starting now. Don't panic, don't panic."
"Can I ask, which of the three 'bombs' should we dismantle first?"
Lin Yu raised his voice, his face flushing red:
"What are you talking about? What are you saying now?!"
"It's just one time bomb! Where do you see three?"
Huang Feirong: "Oh, right, right, right. Just one. I almost counted the two inside your pants."
Lin Yu: "..."
Facing ordinary girls, Lin Yu always held the upper hand.
Facing the Queen of Dirty Jokes, Lin Yu couldn't even control his temperature rising.
It felt like he was using all his martial arts, while the opponent was just trying to grope his boxers.
It was too hard!
Having a serious conversation with Rongrong was just too difficult.
He had to talk until his mouth was dry just to get her to officially start the bomb disposal phase.
Immediately after.
Huang Feirong clamped down with the pliers, snipping the red wire.
"Beep beep beep beep beep..."
Instead of stopping, the countdown accelerated.
Lin Yu: "???"
Was this really happening?
It's just a game, did it have to be this realistic?
Huang Feirong threw the pliers on the ground and bolted for the exit.
As she ran, she shouted back:
"Dayu, don't be scared! Just bear with it, it'll be over in a second."
"I'll respawn and try again! I'll definitely save you in the next round!"
Lin Yu: "..."
Bear with it?
He couldn't bear it!
It had to be this round!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
