"Hahahaha..."
"Haha, Maomao is so adorable!"
"These rules are quite interesting, hahaha!"
"..."
The chemistry between Maomao and Ying'er made the atmosphere incredibly relaxed.
Everyone gradually let their guard down, and a lively, competitive reveal of identities began.
Chi Qingchi took up the baton, holding her sign high, even higher than the others.
"Mine is great! I'm the birthday boy's... Purple Little Sister!"
"The birthday boy always says I look most charming in purple, hehe!"
Lin Yu nodded silently.
He remembered a few days ago, using the Forbidden Land Exploration Talisman, seeing the appearance of the little purple enchantress.
Hmm, indeed, indeed.
Quite charming!
After speaking, Chi Qingchi put on her name tag with great confidence.
At the same time, she looked curiously at her sister.
Ever since drawing the name tag, her elder sister Chi Qingshui had been hiding it, not letting her see.
Now it was time for the reveal, there was no hiding it anymore!
Chi Qingshui smoothed her bangs and turned her name tag around.
Trying to maintain a calm tone, she said:
"Hello everyone, I am the birthday boy's... White Moonlight."
"He and I... we've known each other since a long time ago. We share many beautiful memories unknown to others."
As soon as these words were spoken.
Chi Qingshui's heart immediately grew tense.
Especially worried that Xiao Chi beside her would notice something amiss.
White Moonlight!
How could there even be a name tag like this?
When she saw this term, Chi Qingshui found it hard to control her thoughts from wandering.
Just as she said.
Between her and Lin Yu, there truly were many beautiful memories unknown to others.
Only, Elder Chi didn't know.
Lin Yu's beautiful memories unknown to others weren't just with her alone.
"Sis, what's there to hide about being a White Moonlight?"
Xiao Chi's soul-crushing question had finally arrived.
Chi Qingshui summoned her authority as the elder sister, glaring first:
"None of your business, can't I just be shy?"
"Keep talking, and you won't get any food later!"
Xiao Chi reluctantly closed her mouth.
"Let the big dairy cow speak, let the big dairy cow speak, ahahaha, hers is hilarious!"
A hearty, unrestrained laugh attracted everyone's attention.
Shen Buyao forcibly pushed Shen Jiuyi out from the back of the crowd.
No matter how Shen Jiuyi's petite frame struggled, she couldn't withstand Shen Buyao's ox-like strength.
She could only helplessly stare at Shen Buyao with a "Do I look happy?" expression.
No choice.
Everyone before had cooperated so well.
Shen Jiuyi had to cooperate too. She had no choice but to hold her name tag level and say:
"Good afternoon, everyone. I am the birthday boy's... masseuse."
Shen Buyao: "Ahahaha!!"
Spurred by Antique Sister's laughter, the whole room erupted into uproarious laughter.
"How is there even a masseuse? Hehe, so funny!"
"Where did Maomao buy these name tags? They're too amusing."
"It seems Little Lin Yu goes for foot massages often, huh?"
"Hahaha, how did Xiao Jiu draw this one? So absurd!"
"..."
Shen Jiuyi (Do I look happy?): "..."
Yeah.
Why did she have to draw this one?
Was it because of her destiny...
The moment she drew it.
Shen Jiuyi almost thought Lin Yu had rigged it!
The name tags had no repeated titles.
Each one was unique.
Was it really fate?
Could a game even be played like this?
What others drew were at least identities!
For better or worse, they were identities!
She actually drew an occupation?
How could it be so absurd.
Shen Buyao, who often got the short end of the stick beside her, had no intention of letting her off easily.
Shen Buyao proactively took the name tag and put it on her.
Impatiently urging:
"It's not enough to just state your identity, you know, big dairy cow. Don't be a sore loser."
"Come on, come on, be confident."
"Tell us what you and Lin Yu usually do!"
Shen Jiuyi glanced at Lin Yu, who was desperately holding back laughter.
With a twitching eye corner, she said:
"The birthday boy... he's a regular customer of mine."
Lin Yu immediately put on a serious face, clapping in agreement:
"Absolutely, absolutely."
Shen Jiuyi: "..."
Others might think it was just a joke, but Shen Jiuyi understood the meaning behind this "absolutely."
After laughing her fill.
Shen Buyao held her own name tag with one hand, raising it above the shorter Shen Jiuyi's head.
"Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes!"
"This young lady is the birthday boy's... faithful wife!"
"Originally, the birthday boy and I were quite loving, you know. It's just that there are some little vixens outside, using cheap tricks every day, clinging to our birthday boy."
"I thought they were some great beauties with amazing qualities, tsk tsk tsk tsk..."
"Turns out it's just a barren piece of land!"
When a group of girls get together and start making racy jokes, men really have no place.
Shen Buyao's theatrical delivery pushed the atmosphere to a peak... (dare not write, fear death).
Especially accompanied by her pointing gestures, it almost broke the always calm-as-water Shen Jiuyi's composure.
Shen Jiuyi just didn't understand...
Was "faithful wife" even a good term?
Was Yao Yao out of her mind?
What was there to be proud of!
After the round of commotion ended.
Chen Qimeng took out her name tag and said:
"Let me continue. Hello everyone, I am the birthday boy's... dream lover."
"The relationship between me and the birthday boy... is very good. Perhaps he often dreams of me."
While speaking.
Chen Qimeng didn't dare to look Lin Yu in the eye at all.
Xiao Xue was watching from across the room!
If she showed even a hint of embarrassment, Xiao Xue might catch on.
Xiao Xue is so smart, not easy to fool!
Mao Ruirui held her name tag in front of her with both hands, smiling as she said to everyone:
"My relationship seems a bit distant. I am the birthday boy's... ex-girlfriend."
"The romantic relationship between me and the birthday boy should be broken, haha!"
"But speaking of which, I guess I'm everyone's senior?"
Lin Yu gave Mao Ruirui a mental thumbs-up.
For Sister Ruirui.
The fact that she could understand the game rules clearly deserved a big thumbs-up.
Lin Yu had been worried that when it was her turn to speak, she might say something completely off the rules.
Not bad, not bad.
At least a stable performance!
Chang Xiaoxiao followed right after Mao Ruirui, introducing cheerfully:
"Hello everyone, hello elder sisters. I am the birthday boy's... girl next door."
"Compared to all the elder sisters, my relationship with the birthday boy is still quite innocent."
"The birthday boy is truly an excellent big brother who has helped me a lot!"
Fang Xinran was more proactive than the others, having already put on her name tag:
"Hello everyone, I am the birthday boy's... ambiguous interest!"
"Our relationship isn't that innocent, but it hasn't gone that deep either."
"Good luck to all the elder sisters. Wishing you all an early arrival of precious children."
Her unique and peculiar accent, coupled with an icy blessing that became hot precisely because it was so cold, once again ignited the room.
Tang Yimian, struggling beside her for a long time, finally spoke up:
"Hello everyone. Speaking of early arrival of precious children, my identity seems to have more say in that."
"I am... the child's mother!"
(Everyone in the room: Pfft, hahaha...)
...
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
end. Thus one must continue to cultivate, and become a saint or great emperor, in order to prolong one's life. Chen Xia, however, completely reversed this. Since his transmigration, he has gained immortality, and also a system that awards him with attribute points for every year he lives. Thus between the myriad worlds, the legend of an unparalleled senior appeared. "A gentleman takes revenge; it is never too late even after ten thousand years." "When you were at your peak I yielded, now in your old age I shall trample on you." - Chen Xia
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
