"Hahahaha..."
"Haha, Maomao is so adorable!"
"These rules are quite interesting, hahaha!"
"..."
The chemistry between Maomao and Ying'er made the atmosphere incredibly relaxed.
Everyone gradually let their guard down, and a lively, competitive reveal of identities began.
Chi Qingchi took up the baton, holding her sign high, even higher than the others.
"Mine is great! I'm the birthday boy's... Purple Little Sister!"
"The birthday boy always says I look most charming in purple, hehe!"
Lin Yu nodded silently.
He remembered a few days ago, using the Forbidden Land Exploration Talisman, seeing the appearance of the little purple enchantress.
Hmm, indeed, indeed.
Quite charming!
After speaking, Chi Qingchi put on her name tag with great confidence.
At the same time, she looked curiously at her sister.
Ever since drawing the name tag, her elder sister Chi Qingshui had been hiding it, not letting her see.
Now it was time for the reveal, there was no hiding it anymore!
Chi Qingshui smoothed her bangs and turned her name tag around.
Trying to maintain a calm tone, she said:
"Hello everyone, I am the birthday boy's... White Moonlight."
"He and I... we've known each other since a long time ago. We share many beautiful memories unknown to others."
As soon as these words were spoken.
Chi Qingshui's heart immediately grew tense.
Especially worried that Xiao Chi beside her would notice something amiss.
White Moonlight!
How could there even be a name tag like this?
When she saw this term, Chi Qingshui found it hard to control her thoughts from wandering.
Just as she said.
Between her and Lin Yu, there truly were many beautiful memories unknown to others.
Only, Elder Chi didn't know.
Lin Yu's beautiful memories unknown to others weren't just with her alone.
"Sis, what's there to hide about being a White Moonlight?"
Xiao Chi's soul-crushing question had finally arrived.
Chi Qingshui summoned her authority as the elder sister, glaring first:
"None of your business, can't I just be shy?"
"Keep talking, and you won't get any food later!"
Xiao Chi reluctantly closed her mouth.
"Let the big dairy cow speak, let the big dairy cow speak, ahahaha, hers is hilarious!"
A hearty, unrestrained laugh attracted everyone's attention.
Shen Buyao forcibly pushed Shen Jiuyi out from the back of the crowd.
No matter how Shen Jiuyi's petite frame struggled, she couldn't withstand Shen Buyao's ox-like strength.
She could only helplessly stare at Shen Buyao with a "Do I look happy?" expression.
No choice.
Everyone before had cooperated so well.
Shen Jiuyi had to cooperate too. She had no choice but to hold her name tag level and say:
"Good afternoon, everyone. I am the birthday boy's... masseuse."
Shen Buyao: "Ahahaha!!"
Spurred by Antique Sister's laughter, the whole room erupted into uproarious laughter.
"How is there even a masseuse? Hehe, so funny!"
"Where did Maomao buy these name tags? They're too amusing."
"It seems Little Lin Yu goes for foot massages often, huh?"
"Hahaha, how did Xiao Jiu draw this one? So absurd!"
"..."
Shen Jiuyi (Do I look happy?): "..."
Yeah.
Why did she have to draw this one?
Was it because of her destiny...
The moment she drew it.
Shen Jiuyi almost thought Lin Yu had rigged it!
The name tags had no repeated titles.
Each one was unique.
Was it really fate?
Could a game even be played like this?
What others drew were at least identities!
For better or worse, they were identities!
She actually drew an occupation?
How could it be so absurd.
Shen Buyao, who often got the short end of the stick beside her, had no intention of letting her off easily.
Shen Buyao proactively took the name tag and put it on her.
Impatiently urging:
"It's not enough to just state your identity, you know, big dairy cow. Don't be a sore loser."
"Come on, come on, be confident."
"Tell us what you and Lin Yu usually do!"
Shen Jiuyi glanced at Lin Yu, who was desperately holding back laughter.
With a twitching eye corner, she said:
"The birthday boy... he's a regular customer of mine."
Lin Yu immediately put on a serious face, clapping in agreement:
"Absolutely, absolutely."
Shen Jiuyi: "..."
Others might think it was just a joke, but Shen Jiuyi understood the meaning behind this "absolutely."
After laughing her fill.
Shen Buyao held her own name tag with one hand, raising it above the shorter Shen Jiuyi's head.
"Ladies and gentlemen, feast your eyes!"
"This young lady is the birthday boy's... faithful wife!"
"Originally, the birthday boy and I were quite loving, you know. It's just that there are some little vixens outside, using cheap tricks every day, clinging to our birthday boy."
"I thought they were some great beauties with amazing qualities, tsk tsk tsk tsk..."
"Turns out it's just a barren piece of land!"
When a group of girls get together and start making racy jokes, men really have no place.
Shen Buyao's theatrical delivery pushed the atmosphere to a peak... (dare not write, fear death).
Especially accompanied by her pointing gestures, it almost broke the always calm-as-water Shen Jiuyi's composure.
Shen Jiuyi just didn't understand...
Was "faithful wife" even a good term?
Was Yao Yao out of her mind?
What was there to be proud of!
After the round of commotion ended.
Chen Qimeng took out her name tag and said:
"Let me continue. Hello everyone, I am the birthday boy's... dream lover."
"The relationship between me and the birthday boy... is very good. Perhaps he often dreams of me."
While speaking.
Chen Qimeng didn't dare to look Lin Yu in the eye at all.
Xiao Xue was watching from across the room!
If she showed even a hint of embarrassment, Xiao Xue might catch on.
Xiao Xue is so smart, not easy to fool!
Mao Ruirui held her name tag in front of her with both hands, smiling as she said to everyone:
"My relationship seems a bit distant. I am the birthday boy's... ex-girlfriend."
"The romantic relationship between me and the birthday boy should be broken, haha!"
"But speaking of which, I guess I'm everyone's senior?"
Lin Yu gave Mao Ruirui a mental thumbs-up.
For Sister Ruirui.
The fact that she could understand the game rules clearly deserved a big thumbs-up.
Lin Yu had been worried that when it was her turn to speak, she might say something completely off the rules.
Not bad, not bad.
At least a stable performance!
Chang Xiaoxiao followed right after Mao Ruirui, introducing cheerfully:
"Hello everyone, hello elder sisters. I am the birthday boy's... girl next door."
"Compared to all the elder sisters, my relationship with the birthday boy is still quite innocent."
"The birthday boy is truly an excellent big brother who has helped me a lot!"
Fang Xinran was more proactive than the others, having already put on her name tag:
"Hello everyone, I am the birthday boy's... ambiguous interest!"
"Our relationship isn't that innocent, but it hasn't gone that deep either."
"Good luck to all the elder sisters. Wishing you all an early arrival of precious children."
Her unique and peculiar accent, coupled with an icy blessing that became hot precisely because it was so cold, once again ignited the room.
Tang Yimian, struggling beside her for a long time, finally spoke up:
"Hello everyone. Speaking of early arrival of precious children, my identity seems to have more say in that."
"I am... the child's mother!"
(Everyone in the room: Pfft, hahaha...)
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shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
