Everyone finished drawing their cards one by one.
They looked at the badges in their hands with varied expressions.
Lin Yu looked around...
Tsk, tsk, tsk!
What a dazzling sight!
You could get a taste of the myriad facets of life without even reading a morality tale.
The expressions on the girls' faces were like snapshots of different moments in life.
Lin Yu opened his mouth to say something but quickly held back.
This segment wasn't his idea.
It was all our brilliant little host!
Since she could come up with such an excellent idea, the process of cueing should certainly be left to her.
Maomao stared at the newly drawn badge for what felt like ages, her cheeks gradually warming.
So much so that she didn't even notice Lin Yu looking at her.
Lin Yu: "???"
What's Maomao doing?
No next move?
What treasure did she draw to be so stunned?
"Ahem... Maomao?"
"After getting the badge, what are you supposed to do?"
"You're the host, don't wait for me to say it!"
Lin Yu had no choice but to remind her cheerfully.
Maomao snapped back to reality, finally remembering what she should be doing now.
"Sorry, I was a bit distracted just now."
"Everyone who drew a badge, please wear it."
"And starting with 'I am the birthday boy's...', please reveal your respective identities."
"Also, briefly talk about what you usually do with the birthday boy. Make sure it fits the identity you drew!"
Lin Yu: "!!!"
Oh ho?
If Lin Yu had known that Maomao's arrangements would be this on point, he would have never dared to complain about her, even secretly.
This segment is just too perfect!
Although no one would take it seriously to heart.
But having to state their relationship with Lin Yu right in front of him...
That feeling is truly something else.
"Huh? We have to say it out loud in front of everyone?"
"Maomao, I don't think that's necessary!"
"Yeah, what's written on this... it's just a joke, no need to read it out, right?"
"Hahaha, I think it's kinda fun. What did you all draw anyway?"
"..."
The scene instantly became incredibly lively.
Those who drew safe cards looked on with glee.
They were all eager, waiting for everyone to flip their cards one by one.
Maomao looked at everyone, feeling conflicted.
Some wanted to follow the rules, while others were too embarrassed and reluctant.
Although she made the rules, she didn't want to force everyone to cooperate with her alone.
Maomao suddenly froze: "!!!"
It seems...
When the person she's facing is Lin Yu, does she not have this kind of inner conflict in her heart?
Hmm...
Ying'er's earlier question echoed in her mind once again.
What exactly is Lin Yu's place in her heart?
Maomao hadn't thought about it carefully, or rather, hadn't seriously come to a conclusion.
Seeing Maomao fall silent.
Lin Yu seized the opportunity to make a big deal out of it:
"It's Maomao's first time being a host, everyone, cut her some slack."
"Who doesn't have a first time?"
"How about this..."
"Let's all go by our own feelings. If you're willing to do as Maomao said, we'll follow along."
"If you're not willing, that's fine too, it's no big deal."
"Let's start with Aunt Ruxue!"
Du Ruxue nodded emphatically twice.
Really felt like a letdown.
That cunning Lin Yu!
So young yet with such schemes!
First, he pushes the troubled Maomao out, morally kidnapping the entire apartment.
Then, he sets himself up as the good guy, making it seem like things are really as easygoing as he says.
In reality.
Any girl who has even a slightly favorable impression of Maomao wouldn't truly disrespect her.
Finally, the crucial part!
The first person to speak is important.
If someone started off as a "troublemaker," saying they were really too embarrassed and apologizing to Maomao.
Then everyone else would have a suitable "way out."
But if the first person read it out loud, respecting the rules that Maomao set.
It would also create an inertia effect, making the next person think twice before refusing.
What made Du Ruxue even more unhappy was a hidden point...
If everyone present later accepted the rules Maomao set.
Being able to accept such a nonsensical thing would mean that other content she hosts later.
Would definitely gain support more easily!
Challenging the rules would most likely not happen again.
But right here, there was still someone who could challenge the rules, even modify them.
And that was Lin Yu!
He had just practically overturned Maomao's rules with his own actions.
Now he was morally kidnapping everyone to uphold Maomao's rules.
Wasn't that just pure left-brain-right-brain rebuttal?
Choosing Du Ruxue to speak first, what could she even say...
She couldn't very well be the first to take the lead, leaving Maomao awkwardly standing there!
She could only maintain a calm demeanor and say composedly:
"Let the birthday boy experience some human warmth for once."
"Hello everyone, I am the birthday boy's... enemy."
As Du Ruxue spoke, she put on her badge.
Drawing such an identity, saying it out loud didn't carry any pressure at all.
It even came with a bit of an intimidating aura.
Making Lin Yu's back feel a chill.
If he really had such an enemy, that would be terrifying!
Immediately after.
Xia Yiwei also stepped forward, showing support for little Maomao.
“Hehe, mine is a bit ambiguous~”
"Hello everyone, I am the birthday boy's... bedmate!"
"Usually, I sleep on the right side, and little Lin Yu sleeps on the left."
After saying that.
Xia Yiwei even raised an eyebrow at Lin Yu.
Like a female rogue...
And you know what.
This identity actually fit their situation pretty well.
Didn't Xia Yiwei barge into Lin Yu's room for exactly that?
The identity matching is really quite perfect!
With 【bedmate】 coming out so soon, the atmosphere instantly lightened up a lot.
Plus.
Xia Yiwei's humorous tone made those who were still hesitant completely let down their guard.
That's right, it's just a game after all.
The girls thought about it for a moment; if anyone should be embarrassed, wouldn't it be Lin Yu?
With a bunch of wives, lovers, how troublesome!
Little did they know.
Lin Yu was actually the one truly enjoying himself.
Mo Shangying stood next to Maomao, raising the badge in her hand high.
At the same time, she grabbed Maomao's hand.
Forcing Maomao's drawn card up as well:
"Hahaha, Maomao and I drew a matching CP set!"
"Good afternoon everyone, I am the birthday boy's... wife!"
"When our birthday boy is at home, he doesn't do anything, just lives off me!"
Ying'er's words made everyone burst into laughter again.
But Ying'er didn't mind at all, still urging Maomao:
"Maomao, hurry up and say what you are!"
Maomao didn't have a heart as big as Ying'er's, and said with a red face:
"Hello everyone, I am the birthday boy's... lover!"
"When the birthday boy isn't with his wife..."
"He's with me."
...
or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
