Seeing that she couldn't fool her way past Lin Yu,
Little Longchi had no choice but to pinch the dragon horns on her head.
Lin Yu followed her gaze.
He roughly understood Little Longchi's idea.
So,
the dragon horns must have some kind of sensing ability. Just by touching one of them,
Elder Chi, deep in the forest, should be able to sense it, right?
Immediately after,
Little Longchi snapped off her dragon horn.
Lin Yu almost spat out a mouthful of old blood: "!!!"
That thing can be snapped off?
To blow it like a horn?
As expected,
Little Longchi put one end of the horn to her mouth and blew it loudly.
Lin Yu's face turned ashen: "..."
Hah, she blew it.
She really blew it!
Let's set aside how bizarre the scene was for a moment.
The effect of the dragon horn was at least quite good.
After the blowing, the small town once again fell into violent tremors.
This time, the shaking was even more intense than when Little Longchi made her entrance.
The only one who could cause such a strong tremor was undoubtedly her sister, Elder Chi.
No doubt about it.
The real evil dragon was coming!
When Big Longchi revealed her true form...
Lin Yu felt not a shred of novelty.
Truly twin dragons!
There wasn't the slightest difference in their models.
If not for the stronger tremors, Lin Yu would have suspected Little Longchi had just duplicated herself!
"Boom!"
Still lost in a state of speechless exasperation,
a grand fireball technique came shooting straight at Lin Yu.
Little Longchi, standing in front of Lin Yu, didn't dodge or evade.
She just stood there calmly, facing the giant fireball head-on.
Lin Yu: "???"
Could it be this little lass wanted to block it for him?
Were ice cream cones really that effective? Ice cream cones!
Under Lin Yu's gaze, Little Longchi suddenly turned her head and said urgently:
"Warrior! You block it, quick!!"
"I ate too many ice cream cones and got frozen stiff, I can't move!"
Lin Yu: "What kind of weird reason is that?"
No sooner said than done!
The fireball rapidly arrived before their eyes.
Lin Yu drew the greatsword from his back and swung it, unleashing an Ice Slash.
The blue light wave was ridiculously cool.
"Boom..."
The red and blue elemental forces collided mid-air, creating a powerful shockwave.
It blew Little Longchi away on the spot.
Lin Yu, well-prepared, remained unharmed where he stood.
He stared intently at Big Longchi, who had transformed into a dragon-human hybrid form not far away!
This one definitely wasn't fake.
Big Longchi's eyes had the right flavor; it was undoubtedly her.
"Long time no see. Your strength has improved quite a bit, to actually block my attack."
Hearing Big Longchi's words, Lin Yu understood inwardly.
It seemed his "old nemesis" pre-set statement had influenced Little Chi's subconscious judgment.
That's why Big Longchi appeared with the built-in buff of knowing Lin Yu.
The last time he felt this kind of pointless oppressive aura was probably back in Elder Chi's dream, during that "Zhu Xian Love" affair.
No wonder they're twin sisters!
The elder sister in the elder sister's dream, and the elder sister in the younger sister's dream...
were almost exactly the same.
Except this one looked a bit more ferocious.
"Evil dragon, long time no see. Looks like you've been eating well lately, seem a bit plumper?"
Lin Yu greeted her as if making small talk.
Behind him, Little Longchi, covered in dust, finally crawled out of the dirt.
Lin Yu knew Big Longchi would only continue her actions once Little Longchi returned to the scene.
After all, this was Little Chi's dream.
Without the protagonist present, what room would there be for supporting characters like them?
"Looks like your sister is angry, Little Red Dragon. You step aside for now."
"I'll deal with her!"
Lin Yu confidently pointed to an empty spot nearby, telling Little Longchi to step back.
Unexpectedly,
she clung tightly to Lin Yu's arm, her gaze resolute, and said:
"Can't step back one bit... My ice cream cone, my ice cream cones!"
Speaking of her pain point, the flames on Little Longchi's body actually showed signs of rekindling.
Lin Yu: "..."
Such strong conviction!
It felt like if he didn't give her the ice cream, she might burn down the entire dream world.
Did this kid not eat anything good in her past life?
How could mere ice cream cones produce such a miraculous effect!
Before Lin Yu could fulfill his promise, Big Longchi was already furious:
"No wonder Little Chi called me over! So you used snacks to bribe her!"
"You scoundrel! You treated me like that back then, and now you're doing the same to my sister?"
"Go die!"
Lin Yu felt a wave of melancholy inside: "???"
Although these words came from Elder Chi's mouth, they reflected Little Chi's state of mind.
In Little Chi's heart, was he really the image of a "quasi-scoundrel"?
Once might be a coincidence.
But several times?
It's just that each time he's a scoundrel in a different way!
How is one supposed to play this game?
If he wanted to win over Little Chi in the future, he definitely couldn't maintain this underlying image.
Otherwise, the road ahead would be long, filled only with hardship and difficulty.
Rather than trying to find some suitable opportunity to reverse his image,
it was better to start now, with one small thing!
"Boom..."
"Boom..."
Big Longchi was truly a woman of action.
Striking when the time was right!
The instant she finished calling him a scoundrel, she immediately followed up with a series of fire-attribute combo attacks.
Everything was within Lin Yu's calculations. He activated a barrier, forming a natural safe fortress inside.
No matter how much "fire, fire, fire, fire" Big Chi unleashed outside, even if she sang the entire "Little Apple" song, she couldn't possibly break Lin Yu's defense.
Inside, Lin Yu wasn't idle at all.
With a grand wave of his hand, he effortlessly conjured ten ice cream cones.
He even intentionally selected different flavors on purpose to ensure that Little Chi would enjoy herself enough in one go.
"Your sister says I'm tricking you?"
"How ignorant! When have I ever tricked a girl?"
"Here, I'll fulfill my promise right now."
"Eat them properly in front of me. After you finish, I'll deal with her."
[Ding!]
[Heavenly show-off move! The Saint's righteous conduct of keeping his word has reversed part of his Dao Companion's misunderstanding!]
[Reward: 50 Spirit Stones.]
Hearing the system's inspiring prompt,
Lin Yu couldn't help but feel a surge of joy inside.
It really worked!
Little Longchi, while eating, said:
"What an amazing defensive skill. My invincible-in-the-world sister can't break your defense?"
"Warrior, I think you're quite a good person. You even keep your promises."
"There must be some misunderstanding between you and my sister, right?"
"You explain it to her properly. My sister isn't an unreasonable person."
Lin Yu was utterly impressed.
One correct choice really could have a profound impact.
Explain to Elder Chi?
He should really think carefully about how to explain things to the little shut-in girl in front of him!
"There's really nothing between me and your sister. I don't like girls with fierce personalities."
"But your personality... is really nice!"
Seeing the timing was appropriate, Lin Yu directly tried to steer into the topic.
...
(Bonus chapter is also arranged. It's the National Day holiday recently, hope everyone is having fun. This little author has finally been let out of the dark room and is also out to relax a bit. Will try to maintain updates, writing in advance and scheduling them. Hope for everyone's support!)
] [Lone Wolf, No Male Gaze] [Protagonist is pursued early on; extreme protagonist-stans, stay away!] The "Carnival Paradise" descends and slowly devours the real world in the form of a game. By chance, Zhu Yan awakens the talent [Roleplay], becoming one of the first beta players. He thought he could develop safely, but after clearing the first instance, he is branded by humanity as the chief culprit behind the game's spread—a traitorous villain. A villain? Who would ever... become one! He'll be the villain! From then on, Zhu Yan is not only a player but also a lackey for the Carnival Paradise. Between the straight path and the crooked path, he chooses the con. With his left hand, he dons the villain's mantle, staging scenes within instances, infuriating players who decry him as a despicable traitor, all while the game happily promotes him. With his right hand, he joins the non-human organization "Fangcun Mountain," which opposes the Carnival Paradise, transforming into a mysterious player who slaughters game bosses, earning cheers of "Long live the expert!" from fellow players. Gradually, Zhu Yan rises to become an S-rank human player in Fangcun Mountain's archives, while also being the Carnival Paradise's certified top game Boss. But when the final war erupts and both major factions place their hopes in him— Players tag his various aliases: "Experts, this offensive depends on you." The Carnival Paradise's supreme Boss throws an arm around his neck: "Bro, you're the iron, I'm the steel; you can't let me down again!"
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rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
