Little Chi herself was like someone who had run into an office building without seeing the transparent glass.
She flew backwards in an elegant, graceful parabola.
Her small frame hit the ground, kicking up a huge cloud of dust.
Lin Yu leisurely strolled forward, pointing at Little Chi on the ground and saying:
"Look at you, kid. What's the hurry?"
"Didn't you see the glass in front of you? Are your eyes just for decoration?"
"If you're not using those eyes, I can contact someone to have them donated for you!"
Little Chi, with two streams of blood from her nose, stood up with tears in her eyes:
"You... you person..."
She desperately wanted to find a point to retort.
But Lin Yu's sharp tongue left no verbal loopholes to exploit.
What's the use of being good with words?
Whoever has the hardest fists gets the final say!
"Despicable human, you actually ambushed me while I'm in my human form!"
"I'll change back right now, prepare yourself!"
Lin Yu shook his head with a mocking smile: "..."
Change back?
Shouldn't that be called transforming!
How come even in this Western fantasy setting, you're still cosplaying here?
You've brought out all your professional habits!
Out of instinctive reaction, Lin Yu promptly stopped her:
"No, don't change back. What I want is the little dragon girl."
Chi Qingchi's dramatic pose froze: "Huh?"
To stabilize Little Chi's image, Lin Yu held up the perfectly intact ice cream cone.
He began a heartfelt, deeply emotional speech:
"The world finds you terrifying, but overlooks your other side."
"You just like playing pranks and eating little snacks."
"Everyone is fooled by your appearance, unable to see your pure heart."
"But I, your friend..."
"I see it! I truly feel it!"
"This ice cream cone is what you deserve. Want it? Friend."
This cringe-worthy monologue, aimed at the chuunibyou Little Chi, hit just the right note.
Chi Qingchi looked at Lin Yu in disbelief, saying excitedly:
"R-really for me?"
"You're not tricking me, are you?"
Lin Yu: "We're family, family doesn't trick family."
Chi Qingchi wiped the blood from her nose with one hand and cautiously approached Lin Yu.
Even with Lin Yu's words, she was still apprehensive.
Only when her small hand touched the ice cream cone did she completely believe Lin Yu.
"Hooray!!"
Little Chi cheered excitedly, wolfing down the delicious ice cream cone.
One cone was finished in less than five seconds.
Lin Yu waved his hand, and another ice cream cone appeared:
"Don't rush, eat slowly. I have plenty more."
Chi Qingchi's eyes sparkled like stars. This time, instead of avoiding Lin Yu, she stood right beside him eating.
One after another, one after another...
The state of unlimited refills completely intoxicated her.
Lin Yu, meanwhile, began to ponder.
Was the dream considered cleared at this point?
What "Hero Fights the Evil Dragon"!
It's more like "Hero Fights the Hungry Dragon"!
The process was resolved too quickly, leaving Lin Yu little time to react.
So next would be chatting to build rapport?
That's not bad either.
At least it wasn't an overly laborious dream, without so many twists and turns.
The psychological pressure was much lighter than usual.
Just as Lin Yu thought the tone was becoming peaceful, Little Chi spoke up...
Little Chi: "Hero, how did you know?"
Lin Yu: "Know what? That you like ice cream cones? That's a long story."
Little Chi: "How did you know everyone was fooled by me? You realized early I wasn't the evil dragon?"
Lin Yu's brain short-circuited for a few seconds: "..."
Huh?
What does she mean?
If she's not the evil dragon...
Then who the heck is the evil dragon?!
Before Lin Yu could think it through carefully, Little Chi herself provided the answer.
"My sister and I are twin dragons. She's the evil dragon from the legends outside."
"I only pretend to be my sister to get some food when I'm hungry, hehe."
"For so many years, I thought no one could see through it, but you saw through me!"
Little Chi explained with a smile.
Lin Yu's breathing became irregular, stopping and quickening: "..."
Are you two glued together and inseparable?
How can there be a sister everywhere?
Can't one survive in their own world?
That's really enough, give your sister a break!
She needs personal space too!
Speaking of which.
Lin Yu is also a victim, dammit.
【Two: The Hero Fights the Evil Dragon, Am I the Final Evil Dragon?】
So this "I" and the "?" originally had this layer of meaning, huh?
You should have said so earlier!
If you had said so earlier, even given ten more chances, Lin Yu wouldn't have chosen this dream.
But now that he's here, there's no backing out.
He could only continue, gritting his teeth:
"I've met your sister too. We've fought; she's my mortal enemy."
"So the moment you appeared, I knew you were an imposter."
"Does that explanation... make sense?"
Lin Yu improvised on the spot, forcibly making the story's logic work.
Whether it worked or not, he gave a reason, and she had to accept it.
It seemed Little Chi's comprehension was pretty good.
She nodded repeatedly, saying:
"Ten ice cream cones!"
Lin Yu raised an eyebrow: "What?!"
Little Chi: "Too high? Eight is fine too. Eight cones, and I'll help you find her."
Lin Yu: "You two... have that bad of a relationship?"
Little Chi raised her index finger, swaying it as she said:
"Not so, not so. We sisters have a very good relationship, an especially, particularly good one."
"I'm just helping you find her. You'll have to fight her yourself."
"By the way..."
"My sister is invincible!!"
"If you're scared, give me six cones as hush money. I can pretend I never saw you, that's fine too."
Little Chi's obsession with delicious food truly shocked Lin Yu.
Even when it came to selling out her sister's whereabouts, she didn't forget to bargain with him!
Was the sister in Little Chi's dream really that formidable?
Well, he's already here.
Wouldn't it be a waste of opportunity not to meet her?
"Ten cones. Not one less."
"I want to see your sister in three minutes."
"I believe you can do it!"
Lin Yu threw out the time limit, letting Little Chi coordinate it herself.
After all, it was her dream. Bringing someone out should just be a thought, right?
The next moment.
"Warrior, I heard you were looking for me?"
A cool voice came from in front of Lin Yu.
Lin Yu looked at the female dragon identical to Little Chi before him...
His forehead creased into a hashtag, and he shouted:
"I asked you to bring out your sister! Not to imitate her!"
"Even if you're going to imitate her, at least hide somewhere first and then come out, right?"
"You're imitating her right on the spot!"
Little Chi stuck out her tongue:
So it really wasn't very similar, huh.
...
(Second update for today, there will be an extra update later. Hope everyone will support with more power-ups!)
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