Lin Yu was all too familiar with this plotline from the TV series "The Storm Riders"!
Jian Chen, the successor of the Hero's Sword!
His debut was incredibly cool, and when Lin Yu was a kid watching it, he always thought Jian Chen was some kind of unparalleled genius.
But in the end...
The villain beat him to a pulp, tied him up with chains, and dumped him in a ruined temple.
Before leaving, they even forced Jian Chen to swallow the "Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill."
Then, they spread the news to Chu Chu, the love interest of Bu Jingyun, one of the show's protagonists.
They waited for the kind-hearted girl to come to his rescue, and then...
They would use Bu Jingyun's hands to eliminate Jian Chen!
Now that Lin Yu was older, he could analyze this plotline rationally—there were way too many plot holes and ridiculous moments.
But still... it was undeniably entertaining!
Glancing at Xiao Fufu (Ye Mengfu) beside him, her reaction made it clear she recognized this scene too!
Ye Mengfu instinctively lowered her head, unable to look directly at the TV.
Of all the times to be watching this with Lin Yu...
But she was the one who had agreed to watch this show earlier.
Given her inability to refuse, she couldn’t bring herself to ask to change the channel.
She could avoid looking, but...
She couldn’t block out the sounds!
"Jian Chen: Chu Chu, listen to me... you need to leave, get as far away from me as possible. This is Duan Lang’s scheme, he wants to—oh god, he wants to—"
"Chu Chu: Brother Jian Chen, what’s wrong with you? How could I just abandon you? Let’s go before Duan Lang comes back!"
"Snap! Snap! (The sound of chains breaking)"
Ye Mengfu: "!!!"
Lin Yu: "..."
This kind of plot development...
Forget about whether the "Seven Emotions and Six Desires Pill" could be neutralized with just a bit of willpower.
Just look at the dialogue and actions of the characters.
The guy still had some rationality left, yet he kept rambling without ever explaining what "Duan Lang’s scheme" actually was.
And the girl? So naive it was painful.
Jian Chen was practically transforming right in front of her, groaning and panting like a wild animal, yet she still couldn’t sense any danger and stubbornly insisted on saving him.
If this aired in a modern TV show or novel, it would be torn apart by critics.
Cringe! Disgusting plot! Forced stupidity! So toxic...
But damn, it was still so entertaining!
After just a few lines of back-and-forth, things quickly escalated.
"Chu Chu: Brother Jian Chen, what are you doing? Let me go!"
"Jian Chen: I need you, Chu Chu... I need you..."
(Scene of Jian Chen carrying Chu Chu away)
Just hearing the dialogue and sounds was enough to make Ye Mengfu want to burrow under the blankets in embarrassment.
If Lin Yu hadn’t been holding her, she might have already vanished.
Since they’d stumbled upon this scene, Lin Yu wasn’t about to let the opportunity go to waste.
With a tone of genuine curiosity, he asked:
"Xiao Fufu, do you think a drug like this actually exists in real life?"
Ye Mengfu: "Huh?"
Lin Yu’s sudden question made her already flustered heart skip a beat.
Clutching the blanket, she stammered:
"TV shows... are all made up, right?"
"In real life, there probably..."
She really was trying to analyze it seriously.
She wanted to say no.
But then she remembered—
Occasionally, she’d see news online about young women being drugged in certain places...
From a logical standpoint, given her limited life experience, she couldn’t give such an absolute answer.
So, she corrected herself:
"In real life... maybe it exists."
"Or... maybe not."
She couldn’t lie when answering Lin Yu’s question.
She had to be careful and precise.
Little did she know—
This kind of non-answer was exactly what Lin Yu expected.
And it gave him the perfect opening to escalate things!
Lin Yu continued with playful curiosity:
"Hmm, that makes sense."
"Xiao Fufu, I have another question. Can you think carefully before answering?"
"It might sound silly, but for someone who just started dating you..."
"Your answer is really important!"
Seeing how serious he was, Ye Mengfu’s nervousness faded a little.
She turned to look into Lin Yu’s eyes and nodded firmly.
"If a drug like this really existed, and I fell for 'Duan Lang’s scheme,' would you save me?"
Ye Mengfu’s breath hitched: "!!!"
W-what kind of question was that?!
How could she apply a TV show’s plot to real life?
This would never happen in reality!
But Lin Yu said...
Her answer mattered to him?
After a moment of thought, Ye Mengfu believed she understood what he was really asking (or so she thought).
He wanted to know...
Whether her purity or his life meant more to her!
In the romance comics she’d read, young couples often used little tests like this to gauge their importance in each other’s hearts.
So, Lin Yu was the same way, huh?
Following her principle of answering earnestly, she lowered her guard and replied:
"I would... save you."
The moment the words left her lips—
"Eep!"
Just like Chu Chu in the show, Ye Mengfu briefly lost control of her body.
Lin Yu effortlessly lifted her, flipping her onto her back so she was now lying on top of him.
Their previous intimate moments had never gone beyond kissing, hugging, or cuddling.
This "reverse cuddle" position—on the bed, no less—was completely new territory.
And to make things worse...
Lin Yu had already tugged her last layer of defense down to her knees.
The sudden movement left Ye Mengfu utterly unprepared.
Her legs instinctively tried to part, but his grip kept them pressed together.
She had to quickly squeeze them tight, like stacking blocks, to keep from sliding off him.
Once she steadied herself, she realized...
They were so close!
So close that she could almost feel his restless heartbeat through their contact.
Strangely enough...
She thought she’d be overwhelmed with shyness, unable to even look at him.
But that wasn’t the case.
Instead, she wanted to gaze into Lin Yu’s eyes properly.
They were big, bright, and mesmerizing.
Lin Yu lightly pecked her forehead:
"Mwah~"
"Xiao Fufu, how exactly are you planning to save me?"
Ye Mengfu’s heart raced: "I..."
When she tried to turn her face away, Lin Yu cupped her cheeks and kissed her forehead again:
"Mwah~"
"Xiao Fufu, you still haven’t answered me. How are you going to save me?"
She tried to escape again: "I..."
Lin Yu caught her once more...
This cycle repeated three times.
Finally, Xiao Fufu stopped avoiding his gaze.
For the first time, she realized that forehead kisses could be just as dizzying as lip kisses.
Her mind felt hazy.
When Lin Yu asked again, "How are you going to save me?"
Xiao Fufu did the boldest thing she’d ever done in her life.
"I’ll save you by..."
Mimicking his gesture, she stretched up to plant a kiss on his forehead:
"Mwah~"
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
