[Ding!]
[Bloodthirsty Assault: The host has uncovered the succubus’s hidden secret, throwing her into mental chaos!]
[Reward: 50 Spirit Stones]
When it comes to playing wild, Wu Chuntian definitely has a say.
If Lv Rou broke the precedent of "dare without risk" today, she’d be mocked relentlessly by their dorm clique.
The raciest photos in this phone were already at this level.
And now, Lin Yu had seen them.
Even if there were any undeleted photos left, they couldn’t be worse than this.
If she snatched the phone back now, wouldn’t it just mean Lin Yu got his perverted kicks without her even completing the dare?
Damn, what a rip-off!
The rules they’d agreed on only said you couldn’t refuse.
But they never said you couldn’t get mad.
Lv Rou glared at Lin Yu with a dark expression, demanding:
"Lin Yu, do you really enjoy invading people’s privacy that much?!"
"Jokes have limits. If you think this is polite or funny, then keep looking!"
Wu Chuntian was the first to catch on.
She leaned close to Lv Rou and whispered:
"So sneaky of you!"
Lv Rou leaned back slightly and murmured:
"I didn’t refuse. I’m just throwing a little tantrum."
When it came to playing mind games, Lv Rou was the real expert.
Lin Yu blinked dumbly and stammered:
"Lv Rou, are you mad…? Sorry, I didn’t mean to upset you."
Lv Rou stayed silent.
She just crossed her arms and let her expression do the talking.
Better get the phone back fast—and avoid provoking this lunatic in the future.
At least Lin Yu wasn’t completely brain-dead. He could tell she was angry.
"Don’t be mad… Let me see ten more, then I’ll give it back, okay?"
"I’ll be done… soon."
[Ding!]
[Bloodthirsty Assault: The host’s deranged words leave the succubus utterly defenseless!]
[Reward: 50 Spirit Stones]
Lv Rou: "???"
Wu Chuntian’s inner thoughts: This clueless idiot Lin Yu is gold!
Lv Rou had met countless guys, in school and out.
But never once had she encountered someone like Lin Yu… who couldn’t take a hint!
What kind of logic was "Don’t be mad, let me see ten more"?
Was this haggling at a flea market?!
And worse…
What did he mean by "done soon"?
What was he about to be done with?!
And in a movie theater, no less.
If they were alone somewhere private…
What the hell would he even—
Lin Yu knew exactly what he was doing.
The fact that Lv Rou still hadn’t snatched the phone meant she was still playing by the dare rules.
If they’d already traded barbs, what was ten more photos?
Under Lv Rou’s murderous gaze, Lin Yu doubled down on his creep behavior, openly scrolling through her scandalous pics right in front of her.
Snow-white…
Milky-smooth…
Trembling petals…
Every photo after was something she’d sworn to delete forever.
Lv Rou’s cheeks burned red, her nails digging into her palms.
She silently counted as Lin Yu flipped through them.
This feeling of being stripped bare was beyond humiliating.
She swore to herself—no one would ever take her phone from her again.
Wu Chuntian covered her mouth the whole time, barely containing her glee.
It was like watching Lv Rou get publicly—
Hahaha!
Serves the little minx right!
But when he reached the ninth photo… a video popped up?
Wu Chuntian whispered: "Oh? Rou-Rou, don’t tell me you and your ex… made a video?"
Lv Rou was baffled: "???"
No way.
She’d never recorded anything like that on this phone.
Maybe it was a class project?
Before she could react, Lin Yu hit play.
The video immediately erupted with girls’ laughter:
"Holy shit, holy shit, hahaha, she actually ran for it!"
"Pfft, she looks so big normally, but she doesn’t even bounce when she runs?"
"Bwahaha, keep it down, don’t wake the dorm auntie!"
"So white!"
"What? More like pitch-black!"
"Hahahaha…"
On screen, a girl dashed wildly out of the shadows, her "meticulously natural" sprinting pose resembling a feather dipped in ink.
When she reached the camera, her face became clear—
It was none other than Wu Chuntian herself!
This was the infamous video behind her midnight campus legend.
Lin Yu glanced between the video and Wu Chuntian…
[Ding!]
[Bloodthirsty Assault: The host exposes the deer-girl’s unclothed secret, shattering her sanity!]
[Reward: 50 Spirit Stones]
[Ding!]
[Bloodthirsty Assault: The host sows chaos within the succubus squad, leaving them powerless and terrified!]
[Reward: 50 Spirit Stones]
Lv Rou: "!!!"
Wu Chuntian: "Rou-Rou, I swear to god—!!!"
This time, it wasn’t Lv Rou going for the phone.
Wu Chuntian, now fully unhinged, lunged across Lv Rou to grab it.
But in the next second—
Lin Yu deftly held the phone out of reach with his right hand.
With his left, he raised a finger to his lips:
"Shhh!!"
"Wu Chuntian, keep it down, will you?"
"You want the whole theater crowding over to watch?"
"Shhh!"
Wu Chuntian: "???"
Lv Rou: "???"
Honestly, Lin Yu’s panicked act was so convincing it stunned them both.
Especially Wu Chuntian—the video’s star—who was seething but didn’t dare make another grab.
Sure, there were rumors floating around the film department.
But they were always vague, never with proof.
Now, hard evidence with her face was in Lin Yu’s hands.
If they caused a scene, more people might notice.
The "Four Kings" of their class were sitting just a few rows away.
And with Lin Yu’s unpredictable mental state, who knew what he’d do if pushed too far?
Absolutely couldn’t provoke him further!
"Lin Yu, going through a girl’s photos is so gross, isn’t it?"
"Just give Rou-Rou her phone back. I won’t grab it, and I won’t yell."
"Do it now… and I—no, Rou-Rou definitely won’t stay mad at you."
Wu Chuntian’s words grew increasingly disjointed.
Lin Yu was tempted to ask them:
Which was worse—snooping through a girl’s photos, or tricking a guy into a dare just to humiliate him?
People never fear the knife until it’s at their own throat.
"Ding!"
"Ding! Ding!"
"..."
At the same time, Lin Yu’s phone buzzed wildly with WeChat notifications.
He pretended to check it, then scowled and scolded:
"See?!"
"I told you not to mess around, and now you’ve accidentally sent everything to my WeChat!"
"Ugh, what a mess…"
...
(First update of the day)
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
he colors of other people’s emotions. Light red meant anxiety. Gray meant exhaustion. Orange meant excitement. Yellow... meant repression. At the same time, he could gain unlimited control over one of those colors. Pale cyan: relaxation. Using this ability, he started offering “two-yuan hugs,” spending an afternoon exchanging emotional-color experiences with others. Then came his final female customer of the day— a girl whose emotional color was pure black... —— A week later, Xu Chuan had become skilled at using pale cyan—Relaxation—treating it like a bottle of menthol balm whenever he needed it. That was when he discovered he had unlocked another unlimited emotional color: Purple, the color of fear. So these emotional colors refresh every week? Fine, I take it back—I’ll never call you useless again... —— Much later, after Xu Chuan had accumulated countless emotional abilities, one night, he suddenly found himself inside someone else’s dream. There, he could use the emotional colors he possessed to paint. And in her dream, he painted her a shower of pink shooting stars, spreading across the depths of the night sky...
