The girls at the table by the aisle deliberately adjusted their posture, one of them flipping her long hair in hopes of catching his attention.
Yet Gu Luo didn’t even spare them a glance, walking straight to the corner of the café where Gu Ximan and Lu Xuexue were seated.
He didn’t even look at the two insignificant guys at the opposite table. Just as he was about to sit across from the two girls, Lu Xuexue, her face flushed, stood up and gestured for him to sit between them.
This...
Gu Luo hesitated for a quarter of a second before smiling and walking past Lu Xuexue to take the middle seat.
Immediately, faint fragrances enveloped him from both sides—one sweet and cloying, the other light and elegant.
Before arriving, he had read Gu Ximan’s message explaining the situation: how she had boldly claimed that the two of them were dating the same boyfriend.
To shake off these clingy pests and save face, she had asked him to play the role of their so-called shared boyfriend.
Gu Luo didn’t mind. If anything, it was a lucky break—a chance to enjoy some unexpected perks. Besides, both girls were like sisters to him, so of course he’d help out.
Might as well treat it as a rehearsal. Given their unique relationship, they’d probably need him as a shield again in the future.
Luckily, the corner booth was secluded, with high-backed sofas and a tall fiddle-leaf fig plant partially obscuring the view. The other customers couldn’t see what was happening here, so he could comfortably play the part of their mutual boyfriend.
On the other side of the table,
The two clingy guys were stunned.
Bro, what kind of stats are these?
What were the devs thinking? Doesn’t this break the game’s balance?
Even as guys, they had to admit—this dude was ridiculously good-looking.
If this were a nightclub, those usually aloof "queens of the scene" and so-called top-tier beauties would probably pounce on him like starving wolves.
...Now it seemed the two girls might have been telling the truth after all.
The taller guy, though irritated that this guy hadn’t even glanced their way—no, hadn’t so much as looked at them—forced a smile and spoke up:
"Hey man, we really meant no harm to your... friends or sisters or whatever. We just wanted to get to know them. We’ve been nothing but polite the whole time."
Hearing this, Gu Luo finally turned to him, his tone indifferent. "Following my... two girlfriends all the way here at night? Who knows what you were planning."
He nearly stumbled over the words "two girlfriends," and for some reason, it gave him an inexplicable thrill...
"......"
Seeing him outright admit it, the taller guy was now genuinely unsure but didn’t want to lose face. He pressed on, "Look, bro... How about this? Order whatever you want tonight—our treat as an apology to the ladies. You really don’t have to keep up this act..."
But before he could finish, Gu Ximan suddenly wrapped her arms around Gu Luo’s neck and planted a loud, smacking kiss on his cheek.
Then, Lu Xuexue, mustering all her courage, leaned in and quickly pecked his other cheek, leaving a faint dampness behind.
Her heart was practically bursting with happiness.
This time, she got to kiss Gu Luo openly!
Ximan was a genius!
"......"
"......"
The two guys were utterly dumbfounded.
Bro.
You’re for real?
How is this fair?
By now, they were convinced. Just as they were about to don their clown masks and slink away in defeat, Gu Ximan spoke up again:
"You don’t believe a kiss on the cheek counts, huh? Then how about this?"
With that, she stood up, sat on Gu Luo’s lap, and before he could react, pressed her lips to his in a full-on kiss.
Lu Xuexue: !!!!!!!
Taller guy: ?????
Skinnier guy: ???????
Gu Luo: ?????????!
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ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!
lan, the Luo family, tracked him down - along with the babies in their arms. Mo Xuan stared pensively at the paternity test results from over a dozen top institutions, both domestic and international, showing a 99.99% match between himself and the two baby girls. At 23, Mo Xuan, a doctoral student, had become the father of two three-year-old children. The kicker? The mothers weren't even the same person! He gradually realized he was being lured step by step into an elaborate trap designed by these two yandere sisters. "Be good, little Xuan. Sister's life belongs to you entirely." "Brother, if you try to run away, I'll have no choice but to tie you up." Mo Xuan: "Do whatever you want, ladies. I give up."
with countless casualties. As a top-tier gamer, Liu Xuan volunteered to join the fight, intending to dominate with his skills, but instead he obtained the hidden class: [Pacifist]. Unable to attack. Unable to use active skills. Fortunately, with each level gained, he acquired a new passive skill. And so, armed with a body full of passives, Liu Xuan slaughtered his way through the battlefield of ten thousand races! [You attacked Liu Xuan] [You gained the debuffs: 'Poison', 'Fear', 'Burning', 'Bleeding', 'Freeze', 'Silence', etc.] [Your attack speed has been reduced by 99%] [Your armor and magic resistance have been reduced by 99%] Warriors of the Ten Thousand Races: How the hell am I supposed to fight this?!
