"Yes." Utterly exasperated by her teammates' pestering, Luo Shuhe coldly spat out this single word through gritted teeth.
Yet, this simple "yes" was like a boulder dropped into a still lake, instantly turning her teammates into hooked fish gaping in shock.
"Holy crap! A girl! Is she a girl?"
"Her voice is so nice... so icy, that domineering tone is killer."
"I bet it's a voice changer. Xilou, say something else."
"'My Favorite Gege'? That ID’s gotta be a girl. Wow, such a contrast—a cold beauty with such a cute username."
"..."
The three hooked fish babbled on, fawning over her nonstop.
Gu Luo listened to their remarks, his lips twitching uncontrollably.
Just then, a warm breath brushed against his ear.
"Brother, are all people who play this game like this?"
"Not really, this situation’s pretty rare... this match is just special..." Gu Luo felt compelled to defend the game’s reputation.
There really weren’t that many simps.
Most players were pretty normal.
"Zi Ze, Zi Ze, why aren’t you talking? Your voice is so nice, say something more..." The raspy-voiced teammate suddenly started chanting "Zi Ze" like a broken record.
"Yeah, girl, hearing 'Zi Ze' while gaming is the best!"
"..."
But Luo Shuhe ignored the three hooked fish entirely, silently sipping from Gu Luo’s water cup with a faint look of disgust.
Every man in this world except her brother was trash.
Well, except for Dad Gu Feng, of course.
The game officially began.
Seeing that Luo Shuhe refused to engage with them, the three hooked fish gradually quieted down.
Luo Shuning clung tightly to Gu Luo, whispering in his ear:
"Brother, do your best~ Go, go, go~"
"Got it." Gu Luo flashed a confident smile.
Then his scoreline read—
0-1.
0-2.
1-3.
1-4.
Well... it wasn’t until the third round that he finally managed to sneak up on an enemy.
Sneaky as hell.
Gu Luo laughed awkwardly, his face burning with embarrassment.
But what could he do? With two stunningly identical beauties beside him—one in a black slip dress, legs crossed elegantly as she sipped his water, the other in a school uniform pressed tightly against him, her warm breath occasionally tickling his ear—it was a miracle he could focus on the game at all. Only a legendary Sigma male could resist such temptation.
Yet, despite Gu Luo’s poor performance, the team went on a winning streak.
The reason? None other than [My Favorite Gege], who was absolutely dominating—her score a dazzling 9-0.
The little devil Luo Shuhe was slaughtering her way through the game, carrying the team effortlessly.
Yeah... he was getting carried by the little devil.
Hard to explain...
"Big sis, come to my room later to pick up your underwear," Luo Shuhe said coolly after precisely headshotting another enemy, glancing at Luo Shuning.
"Mhm." Luo Shuning neither agreed nor disagreed, only tightening her grip on Gu Luo’s arm and murmuring into his ear:
"It’s okay, brother, we’ll make a comeback slowly."
"Games are meant to be fun and relaxing."
Listening to her soothing voice, Gu Luo really wanted to say that the more angelic she acted, the harder it was for him to perform—his entire body was stiff.
"Okay..."
He took a deep breath, forcing his attention back to the game.
His performance improved slightly.
"Brother, that was amazing! Such a clean shot!"
"Brother, run! There are three enemies!"
"Wow, brother, your aim is so sharp!"
"..."
Under Luo Shuning’s constant encouragement, Gu Luo grew bolder, his score climbing from dead last to... second-to-last.
Ahem... at least he wasn’t the worst anymore.
Meanwhile, the little devil Shuhe’s score had far surpassed second place.
Miles ahead!
This sent the three hooked fish into a frenzy.
They kept shouting—"Zi Ze is insane!"
"Can I add you as a friend?!"
"..."
Gu Luo, on the other hand, was enjoying himself. With two sisters by his side, the gaming experience was truly one-of-a-kind.
Just then, Luo Shuhe’s in-game character, low on health, dashed into a house to dodge bullets.
Gu Luo, already hiding inside, had a sudden mischievous idea and, on impulse, used his ability to blast her back outside.
She was instantly shredded by enemy gunfire.
"Pfft—hahaha..."
Luo Shuning was the first to burst into laughter, her clear voice ringing through the room.
Gu Luo couldn’t hold back either, joining in.
Luo Shuhe set down her mouse, expressionless, and reached over to pinch his waist.
"Ow ow ow! I’m sorry! I was wrong!"
"I won’t do it again, I swear!"
Gu Luo yelped like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, begging for mercy.
Only then did Luo Shuhe release him, remarking flatly, "Brother must’ve learned this acting from Shuling."
She wasn’t actually angry, so she hadn’t pinched him hard.
"I’m just sensitive to pain..." Gu Luo chuckled awkwardly, trying to lighten the mood.
"Drama queen." Though she scoffed, Luo Shuhe reached out to rub the spot.
But before her fingers could touch him, a pale, delicate hand beat her to it.
"Shuhe, just focus on the game." Luo Shuning smiled sweetly, gently massaging Gu Luo’s waist.
Luo Shuhe shot her a glance but silently withdrew her hand.
As Gu Luo basked in the angel’s tender care, the raspy-voiced teammate—still in last place—suddenly lashed out at him.
"What’s your problem, third slot? Trying to be funny?"
"If you don’t wanna play, just leave. Why screw over the girl?"
"Girl, if you don’t wanna talk, that’s fine. Let me handle this trash for you."
The raspy voice dripped with anger and self-righteousness, as if he’d appointed himself Luo Shuhe’s "white knight."
Huh?
Gu Luo fell silent, unsure how to respond.
Being insulted was annoying, but he had been the one to mess up first.
Besides, he couldn’t exactly start cursing back in front of the sisters—that’d ruin his image.
"Zi Ze, can I add you after this? I’ll deal with these losers for you."
"Say something, Zi Ze."
The raspy-voiced player clearly saw Gu Luo as a stepping stone to curry favor with Luo Shuhe.
Then, Luo Shuhe finally spoke her second sentence of the entire match.
"I’m his girlfriend. We’re flirting. Why’s the dead-last barking?"
Her voice remained cool, but it carried an undeniable edge of authority.
In an instant, the guy with the raspy voice felt as if someone had grabbed him by the throat, leaving him speechless.
He was so embarrassed he could’ve dug a three-bedroom apartment with his toes.
Right then, he became the world’s most ridiculous clown.
A few seconds later,
only nine players remained in the game.
The raspy-voiced guy quit immediately.
“What the—huh?”
“Bro, are we part of some play or something…?”
“If you’re a couple, just say so… This is so awkward…”
“……”
The other two keyboard warriors’ fingers hovered aimlessly over their keys, their faces turning pale and then flushed—after all, they’d been shouting “Zi Ze” along with the raspy guy earlier, and now their cheeks burned with humiliation.
They were probably getting laughed at by her boyfriend.
So damn embarrassing…
Gu Luo hadn’t expected Luo Shuhe to call him her boyfriend either.
But damn, it felt good.
That raspy-voiced guy really was a clown.
Still, with Luo Shuning pressed up against him, Gu Luo could only clear his throat, hold down the V key, and explain to his teammates:
“She’s joking. We’re siblings.”
Hearing this, the two keyboard warriors immediately chimed in:
“Oh, got it. Your little sister’s quite the prankster.”
“And she’s really good at the game. Wanna add us later? We can rank up together.”
“Bro-in-law, bro-in-law—does your sister have a boyfriend?”
Gu Luo couldn’t be bothered to answer. Just as he was about to mute team chat, Luo Shuhe’s icy voice cut in:
“We’re not blood-related. Sooner or later, I’ll be his wife.”
The two keyboard warriors fell silent again.
Seriously, bro?
Are you messing with us?
Double kill?
Is this play still going on?
“Dude… you guys are really…” one teammate started to say.
But then, Luo Shuning leaned forward, pressed the V key, and said sweetly:
“Don’t misunderstand. She’s just joking.”
“Huh?… And you are?”
“I’m also his sister. But also his future wife.”
The two keyboard warriors: ?????
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