The audience couldn't wait to see Yan Dongxu get into an awkward situation.
They thought Xu Yiyi's arrival had already pushed the atmosphere to the ceiling.
Little did they expect another special effect opening the Super Emperor for Qing Emperor to directly explode the atmosphere in the live streaming room.
"Thanks to my Qing Emperor for opening the Super Emperor. I wish Qing Emperor to be forever fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, with countless men chasing her from behind!"
After Yan Dongxu said that, he felt a moment of chagrin, cursing inwardly that something was wrong today.
It seemed Zhao Qingqing and Xu Yiyi were deliberately giving him a hard time.
【Exciting! Qing Emperor is powerful!】
【It's over, the real concubine is here.】
【In front of Qing Emperor, even Xu Yiyi loses her brilliance. 】
【It's up to the anchor to figure it out, or he might have to eat a bullet.】
【Just now my wife asked me if she was beautiful, I took a look at Sun Shiyun, and then my wife asked me why I was crying.】
......
"You two opened the emperor before asking me. Alas, 200,000 yuan went in, I can only get half back. Wouldn't it be better to transfer it directly to me!"
Yan Dongxu complained, he wasn't afraid of the two watching, mainly feeling bad about the money.
【Are you dating again?】
Xu Yiyi sent a golden yellow barrage.
"No, I'm just taking a friend to see the new house." Yan Dongxu responded.
【I see, it must be to see if the bed is soft enough!】
Zhao Qingqing sent a barrage.
"You're the one who said that, if we need to try it, Qing Emperor will have to come and try it."
【Okay, I'll be back in Jiangning tomorrow, send me the address and I'll come straight to find you.】
Yan Dongxu: "......"
In an instant, the onlooking audience frantically sent barrages.
【Is this something I can watch?】
【How do you try it? Together?】
【Friendly reminder, anchor, why don't you eat a hundred raw oysters tonight?】
【It's a date already?】
【Oh my, no need to hide anything.】
【Qing Emperor is still domineering and powerful.】
【People compare people, I'm pissed off watching this.】
......
"Okay, I'll send you the address in a bit. It's been a few days, I miss you quite a bit."
What Yan Dongxu said was true.
When Zhao Qingqing had brushed past death, they didn't get a chance to talk much before Zhao Qingqing was taken away by her sister.
He had heard that Zhao Qingqing came from a very powerful family background, which made him very interested.
【I don't miss you!】
Xu Yiyi suddenly sent a coy barrage.
The mischievous audience copied and pasted to tease.
【I don't miss you!】
【I don't miss you!】
【I don't miss you!】
......
A full screen of the four big words was quite depressing.
Fortunately, Yan Dongxu was a veteran anchor. Facing such a situation, he defused the awkwardness with one sentence.
"I do miss you, which day are you coming? I'll arrange a time slot. If you don't mind, come try the bed tomorrow too?"
【Ptooey, what are you thinking about eating?】
【My god, the anchor is getting more and more perverted, but I kinda like it.】
【A man should have dreams, and you did it.】
【I can't stand to stay in this livestream room for another second, too aggravating.】
【I didn't know you were this kind of anchor, can you bring me too?】
【Professional bed tester reporting for duty, caring for your sleep, contact number...】
......
"How come there are people coming to advertise when the property manager is working?"
Yan Dongxu was speechless.
"Hahahahaha."
Sun Shiyun was holding her phone, laughing non-stop.
【I'm fine with it, just depends if Sister Qingqing is willing.】
Xu Yiyi started trash talking, amused by Yan Dongxu's roguish appearance.
She knew she couldn't hold onto this little temple with the Buddha Yan Dongxu. She might as well be more open-minded.
【I'm also fine with it. Yan Dongxu, do you prefer white or black?】
Zhao Qingqing suddenly made a trash talking remark that shocked all four sides.
"Hahahaha, Sister Qingqing is asking if you prefer white or black."
Sun Shiyun held up her phone with a sly smile.
"What white or black?" Yan Dongxu pretended to be confused.
【Acting! Keep acting!】
【Stockings! Stockings! Stockings!】
【Don't expose him, let him keep pretending.】
【Um, tell him it's bedsheets and duvet covers, ask which one he likes.】
......
"Hahaha, netizens say Sister Qingqing is asking if you prefer white or black bedding sets." Sun Shiyun giggled nonstop.
"Me? I like white plus black." Yan Dongxu answered seriously.
【Pfft! As expected of you!】
【White plus black, is that a thing now? Mixing them together?】
【You really know how to play.】
【You're the expert in this area!】
【I didn't think of that, you've opened up new possibilities for me.】
【Be careful or Qing Emperor will smack your head open. Hahahaha.】
【Does wearing them together really look good?】
【Isn't that illegal?】
......
Among the myriad barrages, there were always a few little black sheep leading things astray.
Many more were just watching the excitement without any concern, copying and pasting to follow along.
It was like mouse droppings falling into a pot of soup, disgusting.
【I already resigned, I'm not a cop anymore. If you have a problem with me, feel free to report me anytime.】
Zhao Qingqing personally stepped in to deal with the little black sheep, shutting them up in two lines.
The car arrived at the address of the apartment building Zhou Uncle gave him.
Overlooking Huating, one of the best apartment complexes in Jiangning City.
Zhou Uncle had him stay in a 600+ square feet large flat.
It had all the amenities inside, with aunties coming daily to clean.
Yan Dongxu took the phone and brought Sun Shiyun downstairs to take the elevator up.
As soon as they entered, Sun Shiyun cried out in surprise, marvelling at the decor and size of the place.
【Fuck, it's so big?】
【How much does a place like this cost?】
【Forget about Xu Yiyi and Zhao Qingqing coming over, even if more girls came it could totally fit them all.】
【Is this how rich people live?】
【Forget everything else, check out the bed first.】
【Sun Shiyun, go try it out, hahaha.】
......
Yan Dongxu was also shocked by the apartment Uncle had him stay in.
Although he had entered smoothly all the way, the complex had very tight security.
He was able to enter without any stop because Zhou Uncle had notified the property management.
"Can I move in to stay? I see there are several rooms."
Sun Shiyun was definitely a professional troublemaker.
Afraid the viewership of Yan Dongxu's livestream would go down.
She actually made such a request despite Xu Yiyi and Zhao Qingqing watching the livestream.
Yan Dongxu was stunned for a moment, unwilling to seem petty if he refused.
But also seeming like a playboy if he agreed.
【What's there to worry about? If you get an opportunity like this you should agree? Leave a room for me too.】
Zhao Qingqing sent a barrage.
【Right, if it were me, I would definitely agree. What are you hesitating about, you fickle lover? I'm also booking a room.】
Xu Yiyi followed right after.
Ding Ling!
At this time Xu Lu also sent a short message.
【My lease is also ending, boss can you keep a room for me too? You won't stand to see an employee homeless right?】
Yan Dongxu was instantly amused: "Xu Lu! What nonsense are you adding? Do you believe I'll dock your pay!"
【Oh my god, everyone's here!】
【This isn't a bloody battlefield, it's a garden of fleshly delights!】
【Is this King Zhou's pleasure?】
......
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lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
] This is a dark fantasy-themed dating simulation game. The main gameplay involves containing various monster girls and investigating the truth of a world shrouded in mist alongside your companions. However, due to his love for the dark and bizarre atmosphere, Luo Wei ended up turning a dating game into a detective mystery game. Women? Women only slow down his quickdraw! To Luo Wei, the female leads in the game are more like tools to perfectly clear levels and squeeze out rewards. For Luo Wei, flirting with every girl he meets and then discarding them is standard procedure. Worried about characters losing affection points? No need. With his maxed-out charm stat, Luo Wei is practically a "human incubus." A little psychological manipulation and those points come right back. It's a bit scummy, but the paper cutout heroines in the game won't actually come at him with real cleavers. However... Luo Wei has transmigrated. He's accidentally entered the second playthrough of this game. His past actions have caused all the girls to transform into terrifying yanderes. Due to the game's setting, most of the heroines he once contained are "troubled girls." Obsessive, twisted, mentally unstable, all aggressive yanderes... The type who will kill you if they can't have you... Luo Wei wants to cry but has no tears left. "I really just want to survive..." In short, this is a story of battling wits and engaging in a love-hate relationship with yanderes.
ions, keeping it grounded and realistic】 After quitting his job, office worker Su Yang accidentally binds with the "Enjoy Life System." As the name suggests, simply by indulging in life's pleasures, he can earn random rewards from the system—no need to spend money on beautiful women or grovel before anyone. Just enjoy, and the money follows, making it all about effortless fun. The system comes with a scanning feature, allowing him to establish a favorability bond with women rated 85 points or above. Every 20-point increase in favorability unlocks additional rewards. After suffering through over twenty years of hardship, Su Yang trembles with excitement, his dull eyes suddenly gleaming with newfound hope. "Enjoy life? How hard could that be?"
