The audience couldn't wait to see Yan Dongxu get into an awkward situation.
They thought Xu Yiyi's arrival had already pushed the atmosphere to the ceiling.
Little did they expect another special effect opening the Super Emperor for Qing Emperor to directly explode the atmosphere in the live streaming room.
"Thanks to my Qing Emperor for opening the Super Emperor. I wish Qing Emperor to be forever fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged, with countless men chasing her from behind!"
After Yan Dongxu said that, he felt a moment of chagrin, cursing inwardly that something was wrong today.
It seemed Zhao Qingqing and Xu Yiyi were deliberately giving him a hard time.
【Exciting! Qing Emperor is powerful!】
【It's over, the real concubine is here.】
【In front of Qing Emperor, even Xu Yiyi loses her brilliance. 】
【It's up to the anchor to figure it out, or he might have to eat a bullet.】
【Just now my wife asked me if she was beautiful, I took a look at Sun Shiyun, and then my wife asked me why I was crying.】
......
"You two opened the emperor before asking me. Alas, 200,000 yuan went in, I can only get half back. Wouldn't it be better to transfer it directly to me!"
Yan Dongxu complained, he wasn't afraid of the two watching, mainly feeling bad about the money.
【Are you dating again?】
Xu Yiyi sent a golden yellow barrage.
"No, I'm just taking a friend to see the new house." Yan Dongxu responded.
【I see, it must be to see if the bed is soft enough!】
Zhao Qingqing sent a barrage.
"You're the one who said that, if we need to try it, Qing Emperor will have to come and try it."
【Okay, I'll be back in Jiangning tomorrow, send me the address and I'll come straight to find you.】
Yan Dongxu: "......"
In an instant, the onlooking audience frantically sent barrages.
【Is this something I can watch?】
【How do you try it? Together?】
【Friendly reminder, anchor, why don't you eat a hundred raw oysters tonight?】
【It's a date already?】
【Oh my, no need to hide anything.】
【Qing Emperor is still domineering and powerful.】
【People compare people, I'm pissed off watching this.】
......
"Okay, I'll send you the address in a bit. It's been a few days, I miss you quite a bit."
What Yan Dongxu said was true.
When Zhao Qingqing had brushed past death, they didn't get a chance to talk much before Zhao Qingqing was taken away by her sister.
He had heard that Zhao Qingqing came from a very powerful family background, which made him very interested.
【I don't miss you!】
Xu Yiyi suddenly sent a coy barrage.
The mischievous audience copied and pasted to tease.
【I don't miss you!】
【I don't miss you!】
【I don't miss you!】
......
A full screen of the four big words was quite depressing.
Fortunately, Yan Dongxu was a veteran anchor. Facing such a situation, he defused the awkwardness with one sentence.
"I do miss you, which day are you coming? I'll arrange a time slot. If you don't mind, come try the bed tomorrow too?"
【Ptooey, what are you thinking about eating?】
【My god, the anchor is getting more and more perverted, but I kinda like it.】
【A man should have dreams, and you did it.】
【I can't stand to stay in this livestream room for another second, too aggravating.】
【I didn't know you were this kind of anchor, can you bring me too?】
【Professional bed tester reporting for duty, caring for your sleep, contact number...】
......
"How come there are people coming to advertise when the property manager is working?"
Yan Dongxu was speechless.
"Hahahahaha."
Sun Shiyun was holding her phone, laughing non-stop.
【I'm fine with it, just depends if Sister Qingqing is willing.】
Xu Yiyi started trash talking, amused by Yan Dongxu's roguish appearance.
She knew she couldn't hold onto this little temple with the Buddha Yan Dongxu. She might as well be more open-minded.
【I'm also fine with it. Yan Dongxu, do you prefer white or black?】
Zhao Qingqing suddenly made a trash talking remark that shocked all four sides.
"Hahahaha, Sister Qingqing is asking if you prefer white or black."
Sun Shiyun held up her phone with a sly smile.
"What white or black?" Yan Dongxu pretended to be confused.
【Acting! Keep acting!】
【Stockings! Stockings! Stockings!】
【Don't expose him, let him keep pretending.】
【Um, tell him it's bedsheets and duvet covers, ask which one he likes.】
......
"Hahaha, netizens say Sister Qingqing is asking if you prefer white or black bedding sets." Sun Shiyun giggled nonstop.
"Me? I like white plus black." Yan Dongxu answered seriously.
【Pfft! As expected of you!】
【White plus black, is that a thing now? Mixing them together?】
【You really know how to play.】
【You're the expert in this area!】
【I didn't think of that, you've opened up new possibilities for me.】
【Be careful or Qing Emperor will smack your head open. Hahahaha.】
【Does wearing them together really look good?】
【Isn't that illegal?】
......
Among the myriad barrages, there were always a few little black sheep leading things astray.
Many more were just watching the excitement without any concern, copying and pasting to follow along.
It was like mouse droppings falling into a pot of soup, disgusting.
【I already resigned, I'm not a cop anymore. If you have a problem with me, feel free to report me anytime.】
Zhao Qingqing personally stepped in to deal with the little black sheep, shutting them up in two lines.
The car arrived at the address of the apartment building Zhou Uncle gave him.
Overlooking Huating, one of the best apartment complexes in Jiangning City.
Zhou Uncle had him stay in a 600+ square feet large flat.
It had all the amenities inside, with aunties coming daily to clean.
Yan Dongxu took the phone and brought Sun Shiyun downstairs to take the elevator up.
As soon as they entered, Sun Shiyun cried out in surprise, marvelling at the decor and size of the place.
【Fuck, it's so big?】
【How much does a place like this cost?】
【Forget about Xu Yiyi and Zhao Qingqing coming over, even if more girls came it could totally fit them all.】
【Is this how rich people live?】
【Forget everything else, check out the bed first.】
【Sun Shiyun, go try it out, hahaha.】
......
Yan Dongxu was also shocked by the apartment Uncle had him stay in.
Although he had entered smoothly all the way, the complex had very tight security.
He was able to enter without any stop because Zhou Uncle had notified the property management.
"Can I move in to stay? I see there are several rooms."
Sun Shiyun was definitely a professional troublemaker.
Afraid the viewership of Yan Dongxu's livestream would go down.
She actually made such a request despite Xu Yiyi and Zhao Qingqing watching the livestream.
Yan Dongxu was stunned for a moment, unwilling to seem petty if he refused.
But also seeming like a playboy if he agreed.
【What's there to worry about? If you get an opportunity like this you should agree? Leave a room for me too.】
Zhao Qingqing sent a barrage.
【Right, if it were me, I would definitely agree. What are you hesitating about, you fickle lover? I'm also booking a room.】
Xu Yiyi followed right after.
Ding Ling!
At this time Xu Lu also sent a short message.
【My lease is also ending, boss can you keep a room for me too? You won't stand to see an employee homeless right?】
Yan Dongxu was instantly amused: "Xu Lu! What nonsense are you adding? Do you believe I'll dock your pay!"
【Oh my god, everyone's here!】
【This isn't a bloody battlefield, it's a garden of fleshly delights!】
【Is this King Zhou's pleasure?】
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u serious?" Chen Feng watched helplessly as his painstakingly trained disciple, fresh off a championship victory, publicly abandoned him. "You had your chance, but you didn’t appreciate it. Now, face the consequences of your choice!" Chen Feng possessed the "Master System," a treasure trove of supreme martial arts techniques, capable of molding ordinary individuals into peerless prodigies. "Legs like yours? A shame not to train in the Crippling Kick." "Ever heard of a palm strike that descends from the heavens?" "Auntie! I see extraordinary bone structure in you—a martial arts prodigy, one in ten thousand." The once-defiant senior disciple, now watching her juniors rise to fame one after another, dominating the internet, was consumed by endless regret.
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ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?
