After breakfast, Yan Dongxu prepared to move houses. He didn't have many belongings, just some clothes and daily necessities to move in and live.
Zhou Quan didn't have any tact at all and wanted to follow along.
"Is it appropriate for you to leave Moon Moon and the kids in Beijing?"
"There's no danger here for me. You should just go back."
Yan Dongxu wanted to get rid of Zhou Quan.
"I'm not leaving. I have to protect you!"
Zhou Quan shook his head and said.
"Ugh, you want to protect me? Or do you want to protect Sun Shiyun? You're actually guarding against your own brother!"
"Don't say anything else, I'm calling your wife right now."
"What were you saying just now...the kid was born early huh? And married early too?"
"I'll repeat your words verbatim to your wife."
Yan Dongxu picked up his phone.
"No, no don't! We're brothers, why are you doing this! I'm leaving, I'm leaving alright?"
Zhou Quan was very reluctant, turning back three times with every step as he walked out.
"Wait!" Yan Dongxu called out.
Zhou Quan ran back with a bounce, smiling from ear to ear.
"I knew you were just teasing me, you couldn't bear to let me leave?"
"Shiyun, give me your hand, let me read your palm."
Zhou Quan had a wretched smile and turned to touch Sun Shiyun’s hand.
Yan Dongxu blocked in front of Sun Shiyun, "No one's stopping you, I just want to remind you that you haven't given me the treasure in your bag yet."
Zhou Quan: "..."
Five minutes later, Yan Dongxu chose a divination tile and a gourd covered in wood pulp.
"I must have owed you in my previous life! My nine palace divination tiles and purple gold gourd!"
Zhou Quan had a black face, wailing like a big wolf dog.
"That’s what I get for being your brother! When I make something of myself one day, I won't forget about you!"
Yan Dongxu gestured satisfiedly for Zhou Quan that he could leave now.
"Ugh! I, Zhou Quan, am not the sort to seek favors! Don't bother buttering me up here! I'm leaving!"
Zhou Quan slammed the door angrily as he left.
Leaving just Yan Dongxu and Sun Shiyun in the room.
"Uh, I'm feeling a bit sleepy, why don't we take a nap before heading out?"
Yan Dongxu yawned as he spoke.
"Humph! If you want to sleep then go sleep! Why bother asking me! You’ve picked up bad habits!" Sun Shiyun was shyly angry, pouting her lips at him.
"Oh women, the needles at the bottom of their hearts."
"Just now you were offering your embrace, and I finally got rid of that person. Now you say no?"
"Fine fine, I'm not worthy!"
Yan Dongxu was speaking sarcastically.
Sun Shiyun blushed as she tiptoed to give him a kiss on the cheek.
"There! Are you satisfied? Getting indecent so early in the morning! Reign in your devilish fire! Take me to see the new house!"
Yan Dongxu nodded. Seeing that Sun Shiyun had lost interest, he didn't insist.
After what happened with Xu Yiyi, he inexplicably felt guilty if he fooled around with Sun Shiyun again.
Yet he still wanted to try, was this the thrill of having an affair?
He didn’t dwell on those thoughts for now. He led Sun Shiyun downstairs and onto the Ferrari, turning on the livestream.
【I’m finally livestreaming! Late again!】
【You’re getting worse and worse, it’s already past eight and you’ve only just begun streaming!】
【If you don’t stream in the morning, were you off making babies?】
【Hurry up and show us who’s appearing today!】
【Why did you start right in the car? Where are you headed?】
...
Yan Dongxu acted mysteriously. “There’s a big beauty who appeared on my bed this morning.”
“She’s also someone you’re all familiar with. But let me make this clear first, no getting jealous alright?”
【Psh, blowhard!】
【I don’t believe you can have a different beauty every day!】
【Hurry up and show us!】
【Even Xu Yiyi was mounted by you, who else is left that would make us jealous?】
【That’s right! Just thinking about you with Xu Yiyi makes my blood boil. Yan Dongxu you’re my enemy!】
【Can you stop dragging this out?】
...
Yan Dongxu started driving and handed over the phone, "I'm driving so let the beauty chat with you guys."
"Hello everyone! Bet you didn't expect me right?" Sun Shiyun waved at the camera in greeting.
The audience saw her and spammed question marks.
【???】
【????】
【?????】
...
"Hahaha, that's right. We met up miraculously offline. Surprised?"
Sun Shiyun laughed gleefully upon seeing their reactions.
【So annoying!】
【Yan Dongxu you devil!】
【I admit I’m jealous!】
【Hubba hubba!】
【Stop shaking the camera, I’m dizzy.】
【My mom asked why I suddenly have a nosebleed.】
【Is this something I should be watching? I’ve never seen you dress like this before!】
【Oh right, don’t you live in Beijing? How’d you get teleported all the way here?】
...
"That’s right that’s right. Yan Dongxu is so powerful he could bring me here from so far away." Sun Shiyun had a wicked smile, riling up the mood.
【Bullshit! He’s not powerful at all!】
【I’m way more powerful than him.】
【One of me is equal to eight of him.】
【What are you two saying? I can’t understand any of it.】
【How old is he? I’m younger than him.】
...
"Hahaha, they're asking how old he is?"
【Nobody asked! I can testify to that, no one asked! Sun Shiyun is making things up!】
【Slander! Blatant slander!】
【This woman is fabricating bullet screen comments!】
【False accusations! Unconcealed false accusations! 】
【Ahem, my girlfriend said she also wants to know.】
...
Yan Dongxu pinched Sun Shiyun's cheek indulgently. "What nonsense have you been feeding them? Don't you know how old I am?"
【?????】
【Oh no!】
【What's going on!】
【Where are you driving this car to?】
【Yan Dongxu I hate you!】
【It’s over, the room has collapsed!】
【Pass it on, Yan Dongxu is cheating!】
【Quick, someone tell Xu Yiyi the backyard is on fire!】
...
The two chatted merrily with the audience throughout the drive.
The still sleeping Xu Yiyi was woken up by the barrage of calls from her manager.
"Hello? What's going on? There's no work scheduled for this morning right? Did something urgent come up?"
"Check out Yan Dongxu’s livestream. His relationship with that female streamer seems off."
"Got it!"
Xu Yiyi hung up and opened Yan Dongxu's livestream.
Seeing him chatting and laughing away with Sun Shiyun made her shake with anger.
"Oh, Xu Yiyi gifted you an ‘Empress’ superchat."
Sun Shiyun gloated as she held the phone up to Yan Dongxu.
【Hahahaha, intense!】
【The main wife has come to check for affairs!】
【You’re screwed! That’s what you get for fooling around!】
【Laughing my ass off! Why aren’t you laughing anymore?】
【Where did all that swagger go?】
【Don’t force yourself, your expression looks uglier than crying right now.】
...
"Ahem, thanks Yiyi Empress for the superchat. I wish you grow increasingly ample until you achieve your 36Z goal."
Pfft!
Sun Shiyun beside him couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.
"After all that, is this fart of a response all you can come up with? Why not explain things to her?"
Sun Shiyun reveled in the drama, pouring oil on the fire.
"Explain? What's there to explain? When a man is busy with his career outside, what is there to explain? Do I need to explain things to her? I'm Jiangning's number one loyal lover!"
【Pfft, too silly!】
【I'm going to die from laughter!】
【All bark no bite!】
...
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
esick Sect? Well, at least it's considered a respectable orthodox sect. Wait a minute— What kind of vibe are you all giving off? Shouldn’t this be a love-struck, romance-obsessed sect? Why does everyone here sound more like demonic cultivators? "Master, today he’s getting married. This disciple wishes to descend the mountain and crash the wedding, then toy with him to death right in front of his wife..." "Elder, I only got into your sect through connections, so why won’t you teach me anything?" "Because I also became an elder through connections." Thankfully, Su Ji was just an outer sect labor disciple. Surely, nothing too crazy would— "Junior Brother, you’ve broken through to Qi Refining. Once you sever your useless spiritual root, you can officially become an outer sect disciple." "The Great Dao is merciless. Don’t let a worthless spiritual root waste your essence and spirit, hindering your cultivation." Is this really the Lovesick Sect? ... Three years later, Su Ji sat in the seat of the Lovesick Sect’s sect master, sighing with emotion. His rise to this position all started when his junior sister adamantly insisted on preserving his "spiritual root." "Mmm... Senior Brother, what’s our relationship now?" "Stop talking. Keep going." "By the way, that newly promoted top-tier sect—didn’t they come to buy our Love Beans?" "One top-grade spirit stone per Love Bean—is that really so expensive?" "I suspect they’ve eaten too many Love Beans." "Now they’re lovesick." Well, this really is the Lovesick Sect after all.
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
or! A blessing for those who struggle with love, a guidebook for dating novices. Quickly match with your dream goddess! Complete walkthroughs earn rewards, and perfect walkthroughs unlock limited achievements!】 Shen Yi, an ordinary office worker, accidentally downloads a mini-game called Dating Simulator. The mini-game is simple: randomly search for dating targets, simulate dates, and receive rewards upon successful confession. Rewards include but are not limited to money, attributes, and skills. The higher the evaluation, the better the rewards, with perfect ratings unlocking mysterious achievements. Shen Yi plans to use this mysterious mini-game to continuously pursue targets and improve himself, making his life better and better. ...... However, after several successful walkthroughs, Shen Yi suddenly notices something strange - the targets he previously simulated dating seem to be searching for him in real life?
