After breakfast, Yan Dongxu prepared to move houses. He didn't have many belongings, just some clothes and daily necessities to move in and live.
Zhou Quan didn't have any tact at all and wanted to follow along.
"Is it appropriate for you to leave Moon Moon and the kids in Beijing?"
"There's no danger here for me. You should just go back."
Yan Dongxu wanted to get rid of Zhou Quan.
"I'm not leaving. I have to protect you!"
Zhou Quan shook his head and said.
"Ugh, you want to protect me? Or do you want to protect Sun Shiyun? You're actually guarding against your own brother!"
"Don't say anything else, I'm calling your wife right now."
"What were you saying just now...the kid was born early huh? And married early too?"
"I'll repeat your words verbatim to your wife."
Yan Dongxu picked up his phone.
"No, no don't! We're brothers, why are you doing this! I'm leaving, I'm leaving alright?"
Zhou Quan was very reluctant, turning back three times with every step as he walked out.
"Wait!" Yan Dongxu called out.
Zhou Quan ran back with a bounce, smiling from ear to ear.
"I knew you were just teasing me, you couldn't bear to let me leave?"
"Shiyun, give me your hand, let me read your palm."
Zhou Quan had a wretched smile and turned to touch Sun Shiyun’s hand.
Yan Dongxu blocked in front of Sun Shiyun, "No one's stopping you, I just want to remind you that you haven't given me the treasure in your bag yet."
Zhou Quan: "..."
Five minutes later, Yan Dongxu chose a divination tile and a gourd covered in wood pulp.
"I must have owed you in my previous life! My nine palace divination tiles and purple gold gourd!"
Zhou Quan had a black face, wailing like a big wolf dog.
"That’s what I get for being your brother! When I make something of myself one day, I won't forget about you!"
Yan Dongxu gestured satisfiedly for Zhou Quan that he could leave now.
"Ugh! I, Zhou Quan, am not the sort to seek favors! Don't bother buttering me up here! I'm leaving!"
Zhou Quan slammed the door angrily as he left.
Leaving just Yan Dongxu and Sun Shiyun in the room.
"Uh, I'm feeling a bit sleepy, why don't we take a nap before heading out?"
Yan Dongxu yawned as he spoke.
"Humph! If you want to sleep then go sleep! Why bother asking me! You’ve picked up bad habits!" Sun Shiyun was shyly angry, pouting her lips at him.
"Oh women, the needles at the bottom of their hearts."
"Just now you were offering your embrace, and I finally got rid of that person. Now you say no?"
"Fine fine, I'm not worthy!"
Yan Dongxu was speaking sarcastically.
Sun Shiyun blushed as she tiptoed to give him a kiss on the cheek.
"There! Are you satisfied? Getting indecent so early in the morning! Reign in your devilish fire! Take me to see the new house!"
Yan Dongxu nodded. Seeing that Sun Shiyun had lost interest, he didn't insist.
After what happened with Xu Yiyi, he inexplicably felt guilty if he fooled around with Sun Shiyun again.
Yet he still wanted to try, was this the thrill of having an affair?
He didn’t dwell on those thoughts for now. He led Sun Shiyun downstairs and onto the Ferrari, turning on the livestream.
【I’m finally livestreaming! Late again!】
【You’re getting worse and worse, it’s already past eight and you’ve only just begun streaming!】
【If you don’t stream in the morning, were you off making babies?】
【Hurry up and show us who’s appearing today!】
【Why did you start right in the car? Where are you headed?】
...
Yan Dongxu acted mysteriously. “There’s a big beauty who appeared on my bed this morning.”
“She’s also someone you’re all familiar with. But let me make this clear first, no getting jealous alright?”
【Psh, blowhard!】
【I don’t believe you can have a different beauty every day!】
【Hurry up and show us!】
【Even Xu Yiyi was mounted by you, who else is left that would make us jealous?】
【That’s right! Just thinking about you with Xu Yiyi makes my blood boil. Yan Dongxu you’re my enemy!】
【Can you stop dragging this out?】
...
Yan Dongxu started driving and handed over the phone, "I'm driving so let the beauty chat with you guys."
"Hello everyone! Bet you didn't expect me right?" Sun Shiyun waved at the camera in greeting.
The audience saw her and spammed question marks.
【???】
【????】
【?????】
...
"Hahaha, that's right. We met up miraculously offline. Surprised?"
Sun Shiyun laughed gleefully upon seeing their reactions.
【So annoying!】
【Yan Dongxu you devil!】
【I admit I’m jealous!】
【Hubba hubba!】
【Stop shaking the camera, I’m dizzy.】
【My mom asked why I suddenly have a nosebleed.】
【Is this something I should be watching? I’ve never seen you dress like this before!】
【Oh right, don’t you live in Beijing? How’d you get teleported all the way here?】
...
"That’s right that’s right. Yan Dongxu is so powerful he could bring me here from so far away." Sun Shiyun had a wicked smile, riling up the mood.
【Bullshit! He’s not powerful at all!】
【I’m way more powerful than him.】
【One of me is equal to eight of him.】
【What are you two saying? I can’t understand any of it.】
【How old is he? I’m younger than him.】
...
"Hahaha, they're asking how old he is?"
【Nobody asked! I can testify to that, no one asked! Sun Shiyun is making things up!】
【Slander! Blatant slander!】
【This woman is fabricating bullet screen comments!】
【False accusations! Unconcealed false accusations! 】
【Ahem, my girlfriend said she also wants to know.】
...
Yan Dongxu pinched Sun Shiyun's cheek indulgently. "What nonsense have you been feeding them? Don't you know how old I am?"
【?????】
【Oh no!】
【What's going on!】
【Where are you driving this car to?】
【Yan Dongxu I hate you!】
【It’s over, the room has collapsed!】
【Pass it on, Yan Dongxu is cheating!】
【Quick, someone tell Xu Yiyi the backyard is on fire!】
...
The two chatted merrily with the audience throughout the drive.
The still sleeping Xu Yiyi was woken up by the barrage of calls from her manager.
"Hello? What's going on? There's no work scheduled for this morning right? Did something urgent come up?"
"Check out Yan Dongxu’s livestream. His relationship with that female streamer seems off."
"Got it!"
Xu Yiyi hung up and opened Yan Dongxu's livestream.
Seeing him chatting and laughing away with Sun Shiyun made her shake with anger.
"Oh, Xu Yiyi gifted you an ‘Empress’ superchat."
Sun Shiyun gloated as she held the phone up to Yan Dongxu.
【Hahahaha, intense!】
【The main wife has come to check for affairs!】
【You’re screwed! That’s what you get for fooling around!】
【Laughing my ass off! Why aren’t you laughing anymore?】
【Where did all that swagger go?】
【Don’t force yourself, your expression looks uglier than crying right now.】
...
"Ahem, thanks Yiyi Empress for the superchat. I wish you grow increasingly ample until you achieve your 36Z goal."
Pfft!
Sun Shiyun beside him couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing.
"After all that, is this fart of a response all you can come up with? Why not explain things to her?"
Sun Shiyun reveled in the drama, pouring oil on the fire.
"Explain? What's there to explain? When a man is busy with his career outside, what is there to explain? Do I need to explain things to her? I'm Jiangning's number one loyal lover!"
【Pfft, too silly!】
【I'm going to die from laughter!】
【All bark no bite!】
...
saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"
ng, and even slandered me for harassing the waitress. You all need to stand up for me, your boss! @everyone!" Special Forces King Lin Chen: "No useless messages in the main group! Message retracted!" An Yi: "Damn it! Poker face, give me the group admin rights!" Martial Arts Emperor Fang Jueming: "Master, what happened? I'm coming to save you!" Disowned Young Master Bai Xiu: "I finally got three months of sleep, and you woke me up with that @. What did you retract?" Reincarnator Chen Bing: "Can't even handle such a trivial matter? Boss, don't blame me for looking down on you (pushes glasses up)." Reborn Shangguan Qianqian: "Oh, harassing a waitress? Does Mu Xuan know about this?" An Yi: "No, it's not like that, Qianqian, let me explain!" Poison Doctor Zhang Fan: "Ahem, need some sterilization drugs? I just learned a new recipe, works pretty well." Sword Saint Xiao Ye: "A sword will do the trick, guaranteed not a drop of blood." Fire God Ye Tian: "Let's think about how to save An Yi. Is he in danger? I'm not too familiar with the rules of your world." Son-in-law Dragon Long Aoyun: "Already gathered 100,000 troops, on the way." An Yi: "..." An Yi: "@Son-in-law Dragon Long Aoyun, bro, no, don't be impulsive, just transfer some money!"
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
iving with nine beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…] Lin Yu: ??? I’m clearly in a shared rental, but you’re saying I’m in the Joyous Sect? Watering plants is now [Tending to Spiritual Flora]? Cooking becomes [Researching Elixirs]? Making the bed turns into [Setting Up Formations]? A gentle and innocent auntie, twin classmates, a mysterious hacker girl on leave, a severely socially anxious artist, an elementary school Chinese teacher, a community hospital nurse, a pet shop owner, an antique clock restorer… This system… is kinda interesting.