"What is this? The quenching elixir you refined?" Qin Ran looked at the two small, black, pill-like objects in Long Qiqi's tiny palm.
With his many years of alchemy experience, they did not seem to be quenching elixirs... Although the appearances of elixirs were not completely fixed, the quenching elixir did not seem to look like that.
Long Qiqi nodded her head, then shook it.
"What do you mean?" Qin Ran did not understand.
Long Qiqi gestured at the elixirs in her hand again.
Qin Ran understood. She wanted him to confirm. He hesitated for a moment, then picked up one of the elixirs.
As usual, he first lightly sniffed it. Then he realized this elixir had a pungent and spicy odor that immediately made him feel dizzy. It was clearly toxic, and the toxicity was not weak!
He was shocked and quickly circulated his spiritual power to expel the toxin from his body.
"What is this stuff you refined?" He furrowed his brows tightly.
Long Qiqi shook her head, indicating that she also did not know.
Qin Ran hesitated and glanced at Long Qiqi. Still, he projected his spiritual sense into the elixir to analyze its composition and structure...
"Hmm..."
After a while, he fell silent.
This was because he discovered that the ingredients of this elixir were indeed that of the quenching elixir, just with slight differences in the elixir's structure.
The quenching elixir was an elixir for tempering the flesh and strengthening the physique. Qin Ran had Long Qiqi learn this elixir first, precisely wanting her to take it regularly in the future, to slightly improve her terribly awful constitution.
But...
"How did you refine this stuff?" He was utterly puzzled.
Long Qiqi took out a clump of paper from her clothes with her other small hand, and handed it to him.
Qin Ran accepted the paper and unfolded it. It was her alchemy notes, very thick, at least several dozen sheets.
It seemed Long Qiqi had followed his requirements to record every instance of alchemy. These dozens of sheets... specifically twenty-seven, were Long Qiqi's results after a day and night's efforts.
Qin Ran looked through them one by one. Long Qiqi's attitude was very serious, very academic... She incrementally adjusted the dosages based on her failures, incrementally changed the medicinal ingredients based on her constitution. She was indeed experimenting, refining a quenching elixir tailored for herself.
Only...
According to the final sheet's alchemy steps, what she had refined was indeed a toxic elixir, a pure, literal toxic poison pill.
He couldn't help but flip back through the sheets. When exactly did this quenching elixir turn into a toxic pill? Right under his nose, it had turned into a toxic pill through the incremental changes!
After reading through it twice, he doubted life itself. Holding the final experimental record, he stared at Long Qiqi and asked her, "Are you sure you refined this according to these steps?"
Long Qiqi nodded.
"...Quenching flowers and celestial spring water, these body-nourishing medicinal ingredients can also produce melting muscles and bones?" Qin Ran looked up to the sky, deeply doubting his twenty years of alchemy knowledge.
"I don't know..." Long Qiqi finally reacted and spoke in her crisp, sweet voice. She asked Qin Ran, "I did follow the alchemy methods you taught me. So I want to ask, can I eat these two elixirs?"
"Are you crazy? These are clearly toxic pills, why would you eat them?" Qin Ran rolled his eyes.
"But..." Long Qiqi gave Qin Ran an irrefutable reason. "I'm a venomous snake!"
Qin Ran understood elixirs for cultivators well, but for beast elixirs, he had only refined beast feed elixirs. For elixirs specifically tailored for venomous snakes among beasts, he truly did not understand.
His kindhearted side told him these were toxic pills, it was best to keep them for research and absolutely not ingest them.
But his academic side told him perhaps Long Qiqi should try them. Special circumstances called for special research...
After struggling for a good while, he said to Long Qiqi, "Why don't you try?"
Long Qiqi hesitated slightly, but still picked up the black elixir in her hand and popped it into her mouth.
"Are you all crazy?!" Li Shiyin timely came over and pointed at Long Qiqi's hand, snatching away the elixir. "You keep saying it's a toxic pill, yet you still eat it?!"
She had watched this pair of neurotic alchemists the entire time, watching as they directly ignored the exploding furnace incident just now, watching as they excitedly discussed pharmacology of elixirs and poisons, watching as their discussion led them to directly pop a poison pill into their mouths.
Were all alchemists like this?
"Ah, cough cough!" Qin Ran felt a little guilty and hastily changed the subject. "It's getting late, let's go eat breakfast!"
Li Shiyin stared at Qin Ran and Long Qiqi for a long time. These alchemy nuts were all too dangerous. She would have to watch them closely in the future, or who knew when they would poison themselves to death.
Those two elixirs ultimately were not eaten by Long Qiqi. Qin Ran collected them in a porcelain bottle for commemoration or future research.
The three of them walked from the research building back to the small log cabin, just happening to run into Chasing the Wind squeezing out of his cat bed with great difficulty.
Chasing the Wind had charged out a large hole in his room door that one night he chased after Qin Ran crossing his tribulation. Qin Ran felt that no matter how many times he replaced the door, Chasing the Wind would smash through it again sooner or later, so he never repaired it. His room had a hole ever since.
Chasing the Wind was also lazy. With the hole, he didn't need to open or close the door anymore. He went in and out through that hole.
Earlier when he was still small, it wasn't a big problem and he passed through it easily. But now he had grown very large, and every time he squeezed through, it took a lot of effort and looked rather amusing.
He squeezed out from the hole in the door, stretched under the pagoda tree, then went behind the pagoda tree to the "Qin Ran Brand" cat scratcher to sharpen his claws. Only then did he lazily circle around the spiritual pagoda tree, yawning.
Circling around the tree, he saw the trio containing their laughter standing across from him...
"Ah..." He yawned and asked, "Ah... where did you... go..." (Why do I get sleepy every time I write about Chasing the Wind?)
"Didn't you hear that huge commotion earlier?" Li Shiyin suppressed her laughter and asked him.
"What commotion?" Chasing the Wind was clueless.
Long Qiqi walked over and rolled her eyes at him. "You idiot!"
"How am I an idiot again?" Chasing the Wind looked at Qin Ran aggrievedly.
Qin Ran ruffled his big cat head and smiled. "You've lost all the face of felines."
"Huh?" The country bumpkin cat remained clueless.
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ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
