Picking up an aircraft carrier? What a great deal that would be.
If Xu Mo said he had picked up a phone or a wallet, Han Fei might have believed him.
But picking up an aircraft carrier? There was no way Han Fei would believe that!
That was just too ridiculous. Besides, could two major events worthy of national celebration happen within a single day?
Obviously not.
Han Fei hadn't noticed Xu Mo being so mischievous before. He wondered where the kid had picked up such bad habits.
"If it's not urgent, I'll hang up. Don't waste my time with jokes. I need to keep watching the news," Han Fei said, already preparing to end the call.
He was convinced that Xu Mo was just teasing him.
"I'm telling the truth... [beep beep beep...]"
Before Xu Mo could finish his sentence, the line went dead. Han Fei had hung up on him.
Why won't he believe me? I'm not lying... Xu Mo aimed his phone at the aircraft carrier in front of him and recorded a video, sending it to Han Fei via WeChat.
Within seconds of sending the video, Han Fei called back with a video call.
Xu Mo picked up instantly: "Captain Han, look behind me. I wasn't lying, was I?"
"Holy... crap..." Han Fei was stunned. He clearly saw that behind Xu Mo was a massive aircraft carrier!
When Xu Mo first mentioned it, Han Fei didn't believe a single word.
After receiving the aircraft carrier video from Xu Mo, he believed half of it.
Now, seeing the colossal structure with his own eyes during the video call, he was completely convinced.
"There really is an aircraft carrier... this... did you really pick it up?" After a long pause, Han Fei asked with wide eyes.
"Yeah, I was on a yacht having fun. I had a bit too much to drink, felt dizzy, and fell asleep. When I woke up... there it was, just sitting there. I checked, and it seemed like no one was around. It's brand new. I guess it's a gift from nature. It's a blessing for Dragon Country." Xu Mo explained.
Xu Mo's words were like a thunderbolt. Han Fei didn't know what to say.
Just taking a nap on a yacht and waking up to an abandoned aircraft carrier?
Could this really be a gift from nature?
He didn't even dare to dream like this!
"Where are you now?" Han Fei asked.
Xu Mo was at sea and had no idea how to describe his location, so he just shook his head: "I don't know where I am. I'll share my location with you."
After ending the call, Han Fei rushed out of the house, determined to find Xu Mo and see this aircraft carrier he had "picked up."
On his way to the dock, Han Fei pondered how to handle this situation.
He had heard that finding something should be reported to the police, and he was, in fact, a police officer. But this time... Han Fei had no idea how to handle it.
If Xu Mo had found a phone or a wallet, that would have been manageable. Han Fei had experience dealing with such matters. But this time, he had no experience! He couldn't handle an aircraft carrier; this needed to be reported up the chain of command.
But after hanging up, Han Fei was lost for a long time, unsure where to report this...
After some thought, Han Fei resorted to a simple solution, one he had learned from Xu Mo: if you don't know where to report something, just report it to your superior, and let them worry about it!
...
At the Yangcheng Police Bureau Chief's home
"What? An aircraft carrier? Old Han, are you drunk? How can you believe that? Huh? You have a video? Let me see..."
Like Han Fei, the chief initially didn't believe it.
But after seeing the video Han Fei sent, he believed it.
However, he also had no experience handling such an event and continued to report it further up the chain.
Thus, the matter was reported layer by layer, eventually reaching the military headquarters.
"An unmanned aircraft carrier within our coastline? Impossible. Our radar isn't useless. If there was an aircraft carrier, we would have detected it long ago. How could it have entered our coastline... What video? Send it over, let me see."
After professional analysis, it was confirmed that the video of the aircraft carrier had no signs of being photoshopped.
As for the location, it was indeed within the coastline!
Wow, so it's real!?
As for why the radar hadn't detected the aircraft carrier, it was likely due to its excellent stealth system, which even the radar couldn't detect.
Meanwhile.
On the yacht.
Xu Mo woke up the four women, who were all staring blankly at the massive structure in front of them.
Although they weren't interested in military affairs, they still had basic common sense. Who didn't know what an aircraft carrier was?
Before they could voice their confusion, Xu Mo spoke with certainty.
"Don't look at me. I have no idea what's going on. I had too much to drink and fell asleep. When I woke up, the aircraft carrier was just there. I think it's a gift from nature... We five have picked up an aircraft carrier."
Four women: "???"
A gift from nature?
We five picked up an aircraft carrier!?
Is that even something you can find?
While the four women were still in shock, Xu Mo reminded them.
"Oh, and you should go change your clothes. I've already called the police, and someone should be here soon to take over."
Looking down at their bikinis, the four women quickly ran back to the cabin to change, realizing that their current attire was a bit inappropriate.
In the distance, a speedboat was approaching.
On the speedboat were Han Fei and several middle-aged men with stern faces. From their demeanor and appearance, it was easy to tell that these men were leaders from various government departments, and their positions were increasingly high-ranking.
From a distance, they could see the massive structure on the water.
Although they had seen the video before coming, seeing it in person was a completely different experience.
It was incredibly mind-blowing!
In addition to this speedboat, several escort ships were speeding toward them from different directions.
On the yacht, Xu Mo noticed the speedboat and escort ships approaching from various directions.
Finally, they're here. I've been waiting for so long. I really want to see their expressions! Xu Mo felt a sudden surge of excitement.
As a steadfast patriot, he naturally hoped for his country's strength, and now he had contributed to the nation's construction by "picking up" an aircraft carrier and donating it to the country! A sense of pride welled up inside him.
After a while, the speedboat docked beside the yacht. With Xu Mo's help, Han Fei and the group of government leaders boarded the yacht.
"Captain Han, you're completely convinced now, right?" Xu Mo said with a smile.
Han Fei: щ(ʘ╻ʘ)щ
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pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
iemie, male, Race: Moon. Hobby: Collecting anomalies. At first, he thought he possessed two systems: the Crimson Rainbow Moon and the Clear Cold Frost Moon. One day, he discovered that he himself could also become a system for others, holding the chessboard of fate. The Eighth Epoch, also known as the Eternal Moon Epoch. Humans, witches, elves, bloodline descendants, specters, demons, and spirits together compose a new history. Walking the path on behalf of the moon, before he knew it, Chen Miemie's footsteps were followed by all manner of strange and wondrous anomalies. As time passed, many titles circulated about him—The King in Yellow, Lord of Anomalies, Heart of the Eternal Moon, and more. "Me? I'm just a traveler who enjoys collecting interesting creatures," Chen Miemie said.
