How Come This Kid Keeps Talking Nonsense

Thanks to the system rewards, Xu Mo knew how to operate a yacht.

The difficulty of operating this vessel wasn't too high; compared to a car, it was just missing a brake.

Xu Mo had pretended to study it for a while earlier, mainly to cover up the fact that he knew how to operate a yacht.

Under Xu Mo's control, the yacht smoothly left the port.

"It's moving! Xu Mo, you're amazing!"

"No wonder they say men have a stronger driving talent, it's true! So many buttons, and you figured them out in no time."

The four women didn't think much of Xu Mo successfully taking the yacht out; they just attributed it to the almost innate driving talent men are said to possess.

Xu Mo didn't steer for too long. After the yacht left the port, he switched to the yacht's autopilot mode, freeing up his hands.

"Okay, I've set it to autopilot. The yacht will drive itself now. Let's go upstairs," Xu Mo said to the four women.

Xu Mo's destination wasn't far from the coastline. After all, he was operating without a license. If he went too far offshore and got caught, it would be a disaster. Staying within the regulated range was a safer bet, as it was unlikely to attract any attention.

Leaving the cockpit, the group arrived at the yacht's leisure area.

Soon, the four women had changed into their bikinis and were playing in the yacht's built-in pool, waiting for the sunset.

Xu Mo, in his beach shorts, lay on a lounge chair, sunbathing and watching the four women splash around.

What a sight to behold.

No wonder the rich love buying yachts and taking bikini-clad beauties out to sea... this kind of joy is truly indescribable!

Just as he was thinking this, suddenly, Xu Mo felt a few splashes of water hit him.

"Xu Mo, don't just sit there! Come down and play with us, let's have a water fight!"

It's not proper for men and women to be too familiar... Xu Mo suppressed his laughter: "Coming right up!"

...

After playing for a while and getting tired, the group left the pool and lay down on the lounge chairs by the pool, feeling the salty sea breeze and waiting for the moment when the sun would dip below the horizon.

Xu Mo wasn't particularly interested in watching the sunset; he was thinking about the "picking up an aircraft carrier" matter.

With more than just him on the yacht, suddenly having an aircraft carrier appear next to it might scare the four women. Xu Mo needed to create an opportunity.

Distract them with a game?

Hmm, that might work... let's try it!

"We might as well pass the time. How about we play a game?" Xu Mo suggested.

The four women thought about it and agreed. They were a bit bored anyway, and playing a game could help pass the time.

"What game should we play?"

"Five people, let's play King of Glory. The number fits."

"Sounds good."

The five of them started a ranked match. Xu Mo's team was on the blue side, and he chose Liu Bei as the jungler. Xu Mo was a pro at playing the jungle role.

The opposing jungler was Gongben, a mere super soldier.

At the beginning of the game, Xu Mo controlled Liu Bei to invade the red side's jungle, timing his first skill perfectly and using the punishment spell to take the red buff with just a sliver of health left. He also conveniently took out the opposing jungler Gongben before leaving gracefully.

Under Xu Mo's leadership as a pro jungler, they smashed through the red side's base in just eleven minutes.

The four women were ecstatic.

"Xu Mo, you're so good! Let's play another round!"

"I should have asked you to carry me earlier; I always lose, boohoo..."

"National costume Liu Bei, Xu Mo, you're amazing!"

"..."

Why are they getting more and more excited? This won't do... Xu Mo thought that playing games wasn't the right method; he needed another tactic to distract them: "Let's stop playing. It's almost sunset time. Aren't you guys eager to see it?"

"Alright, we'll play later."

...

At seven o'clock.

The group watched together as the sun slowly set, gradually hiding behind the coastline. Along with them, the cameras the four women had brought also captured this moment.

"I remember the yacht came with a few bottles of good wine. Should we have a drink?" Xu Mo suggested.

This seemed like a good method—getting the four women drunk. That way, even if an aircraft carrier appeared next to the yacht, they wouldn't notice.

The sunset painted the sky in shades of red, gradually deepening from light to dark, blushing the heavens and the clouds, while also reflecting on the cheeks of the four women.

An exquisite sight.

"I think that's a great idea!"

"Sunset, red wine, sea breeze... how poetic!"

"This is the perfect time to have a drink, hehe. But I can only have a little; I can't drink too much or I'll get drunk."

That's exactly what I want; if you don't get drunk, the next part won't work... Xu Mo smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm here."

With that, Xu Mo got up and entered the cabin, retrieving a few bottles of red wine and some wine glasses from the wine cabinet.

With the last rays of the sunset still lingering on the horizon, the five of them raised their glasses together.

A few glasses later, the sea breeze blew in, and the cheeks of the four women seemed even redder.

"I'm so happy. I grew up inland and had never been to the beach before. This is my first time seeing the sea," Zhou Qiaoqiao said playfully, smiling.

As soon as she finished speaking, An Youyi, whose face was also flushed, added, "I've seen the sea before, but this is my first time seeing a sunset at sea. It's even more beautiful than the ones on land!"

Their alcohol tolerance wasn't very good. After drinking quite a bit of wine and then being hit by the sea breeze, the alcohol had started to take effect.

One by one, their faces were red, their eyes glazed, and they could barely sit still, swaying back and forth.

Swaying like this, the four of them eventually fell asleep on the lounge chairs.

The opportunity had arrived. Seeing this, Xu Mo took the chance to release the aircraft carrier from the system space.

In the next second, a colossal behemoth appeared before Xu Mo.

"Holy crap..." The twelve-ton aircraft carrier was so massive that Xu Mo had to look up to see it.

In front of this aircraft carrier, Xu Mo's yacht looked like a tiny shrimp, completely dwarfed.

Even though Xu Mo had prepared in advance, seeing the aircraft carrier with his own eyes still left him stunned for over a minute before he picked up his phone and dialed Han Fei's number.

When you find something, you should hand it over to the police.

"Hello, what's up?" Han Fei answered the phone and asked.

Xu Mo's tone was calm, showing no hint of emotion: "Captain Han, I found something."

I thought it was something big! Finding something is just finding something; do you really need to report it? Han Fei said helplessly: "What did you find? A phone? Just wait for the owner to call you. If no one calls, bring it to the police station tomorrow and wait there."

"Not a phone, it's an aircraft carrier."

"A model ship?"

"An aircraft carrier!"

"Aircraft carrier? You mean the kind I'm thinking of?"

"Yes."

Han Fei: "..."

Why is this kid always talking nonsense?

Finding an aircraft carrier? Where would such a thing come from?

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