【Ding—】
【Necromantic Anchor Medium Loading Progress: +1%, +1%, +1%, +1%…】
The supernatural item vanished before his eyes.
In its place,
the progress bar on the simulator panel surged rapidly.
From an initial 0%, it climbed sharply to its limit—100%.
This was the power of spending.
Soon, as the loading bar filled completely, the simulator refreshed with a new prompt.
【Necromantic Anchor Medium Loading Complete】
【Congratulations, Host. You have gained a simulation attempt. Would you like to begin your wondrous simulated life?】
【Available Simulation Attempts: 1】
The voice and text synchronized, reminding Xu Xi that he could start the simulation at any time.
But Xu Xi didn’t confirm immediately.
Instead, he turned his gaze to the courtyard of the real world.
There, a silver-haired witch trimmed dragonblood grass with an impassive expression.
A mechanized servant stood by the fishpond, scattering unknown bait into the water.
Extending his spiritual sense toward the house,
he could see his younger sister and the noblewoman experimenting with new dishes in the kitchen—though their silence spoke volumes as they faced a charred, inedible mess.
"Perfect timing. Everyone’s here."
Xu Xi nodded.
Enhancing his strength through simulation was secondary.
His true goal was to exploit the brief temporal fluctuations at the moment of simulation activation, allowing his companions to observe them.
"Krisha mentioned last time that during the fourth simulation, my temporal possibility vanished from reality the instant it began."
"So, this time,"
"I can have Krisha and the others preemptively seal the surrounding spacetime. There might be some changes—some gains."
With this thought, Xu Xi gathered the four girls before him,
tasking them with isolating the courtyard’s spacetime.
"Understood, Elder Brother. Mo Li remembers."
"Yes, Mentor…"
"If summoned by you, naturally, I shall assist."
"Ailei is delighted to serve, Master."
The girls agreed in unison, each deploying their own methods to forcefully cut off the courtyard’s spacetime from the Earth’s consciousness.
They fortified Xu Xi’s body inside and out, blocking all means of temporal separation.
Would this work?
Xu Xi wasn’t sure.
But he felt it was worth trying—a potential breakthrough.
"Elder Brother, is this sufficient?"
"Yes. Thank you, Mo Li."
Xu Xi smiled at the girl, sensing the airtight lockdown on his temporal possibilities within. Without further delay, he initiated his fifth life simulation.
【Simulation activating…】
【Worldline deducing…】
【Target world locked: Necromantic-aligned realm】
【Generating traits… Traits generated. Host, please select three traits to define your simulated life’s innate talents.】
【Trait tiers: White, Green, Blue, Purple, Gold, Red】
Bone Proliferation (Blue): Your bones are unnaturally hard and capable of continuous growth. Upon death, you may rise as an elite among skeletal horrors.
Life-Death Paradox (Purple): Life and death, an endless cycle. Your soul is unique, granting profound insight into the duality of existence.
Carrion Gut (Green): You can digest rotting flesh, extracting sustenance where others would starve. Survival is your forte.
The Thinker (Blue): You analyze, reflect, and adapt. A scholar’s mind lies within you.
Soul Harvester (Gold): You are no god of death—yet you surpass one. The fallen become stepping stones for your ascent.
Swimming (White): You swim swiftly, effortlessly outpacing human children under ten.
"No red-tier traits this time?"
"Expected. At least there’s gold and purple to fall back on."
Xu Xi’s gaze swept the options. He swiftly locked in two: Life-Death Paradox (Purple) and Soul Harvester (Gold).
For the final slot,
after brief deliberation,
he settled on The Thinker (Blue).
A mediocre pick among the leftovers, but the best of the remaining lot.
One gold, one purple, one blue.
This would be his fifth simulation’s final configuration.
Not exceptional, but more than sufficient for exploring the realm of the dead and studying soul energy.
【Traits selected. Begin simulation?】
"Confirm."
Disorientation. Chaos. Loss.
The instant Xu Xi affirmed, familiar sensations hammered his psyche with such force that his consciousness was ejected from his body.
Once again,
he witnessed the surreal spectacle.
All things froze—light stalled, sound stilled.
Only the four supreme beings before him retained motion, their gazes locking onto Xu Xi.
"Did the preemptive sealing work?"
Xu Xi was stunned.
He saw clearly as the girls channeled their supreme might, moving slowly yet deliberately, as if grasping at something intangible.
But their efforts lagged half a beat behind the simulator’s mechanisms.
Hum—
Spacetime fractured.
Consciousness soared.
Xu Xi hurtled uncontrollably beyond reality,
into the infinite, horizonless threads of spacetime.
Every second,
every fragment of time,
those densely packed threads split further, birthing endless possibilities.
And Xu Xi, passive and weightless,
was pulled into one such thread.
【Simulation #05 Officially Begins】
【You open your eyes to find yourself seated in a courtyard】
【Before you, only familiar flora remains. The girls are absent】
【This does not surprise you】
【You do not move. You sit still, gazing skyward, waiting】
【Soon, a familiar roar fills your ears】
【From the sky?】
【The earth?】
【The cosmos?】
【Or perhaps… the water?】
【You remain calm, idly speculating how your old friend will arrive】
【At last, they appear】
【They descend from the sky, emerge from the ground, pour from the cosmos—countless DaYun-brand heavy trucks, lights blazing, charging toward you in the courtyard】
【You smile, serene】
【A convoy of trucks sends you flying】
Impact—visceral, bone-deep.
Organs compressed flat in an instant,
then snapped back to shape.
Words failed Xu Xi. He fought nausea, face pale, teetering on the edge of death.
Ah, the "Wonderful Life Simulator." Truly, wonderfully lethal.
"It’s… finally over…"
Time blurred. When his senses steadied, an alien vista unfolded before him.
【Congratulations. You’ve crossed worlds—successfully isekai’d via truck collision.】
iving with nine beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…] Lin Yu: ??? I’m clearly in a shared rental, but you’re saying I’m in the Joyous Sect? Watering plants is now [Tending to Spiritual Flora]? Cooking becomes [Researching Elixirs]? Making the bed turns into [Setting Up Formations]? A gentle and innocent auntie, twin classmates, a mysterious hacker girl on leave, a severely socially anxious artist, an elementary school Chinese teacher, a community hospital nurse, a pet shop owner, an antique clock restorer… This system… is kinda interesting.
nto another world, I bought a slave for the first time, never expecting the silver wolf girl to be so cute... Lin Feng: I know it's cold, but you don't have to sneak into my bed! Yuna: Just sharing body warmth, if you dare do anything naughty, I'll definitely...
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
ng, and even slandered me for harassing the waitress. You all need to stand up for me, your boss! @everyone!" Special Forces King Lin Chen: "No useless messages in the main group! Message retracted!" An Yi: "Damn it! Poker face, give me the group admin rights!" Martial Arts Emperor Fang Jueming: "Master, what happened? I'm coming to save you!" Disowned Young Master Bai Xiu: "I finally got three months of sleep, and you woke me up with that @. What did you retract?" Reincarnator Chen Bing: "Can't even handle such a trivial matter? Boss, don't blame me for looking down on you (pushes glasses up)." Reborn Shangguan Qianqian: "Oh, harassing a waitress? Does Mu Xuan know about this?" An Yi: "No, it's not like that, Qianqian, let me explain!" Poison Doctor Zhang Fan: "Ahem, need some sterilization drugs? I just learned a new recipe, works pretty well." Sword Saint Xiao Ye: "A sword will do the trick, guaranteed not a drop of blood." Fire God Ye Tian: "Let's think about how to save An Yi. Is he in danger? I'm not too familiar with the rules of your world." Son-in-law Dragon Long Aoyun: "Already gathered 100,000 troops, on the way." An Yi: "..." An Yi: "@Son-in-law Dragon Long Aoyun, bro, no, don't be impulsive, just transfer some money!"