Ye Chuan looked toward his bedroom door and saw Luo Xi poking her head in first before smiling, opening the door, and walking in.
"Chuan-Chuan, what do you want to eat tonight?"
"What's left in the fridge?" Ye Chuan asked.
"Nothing left. Will you come with me to buy groceries?" Luo Xi said with a beaming smile. "Okay?"
Ye Chuan didn't really have any objections. Although he was thinking about the Tian Xiaotian situation, since he had been forcibly ejected from the dungeon instance, there was no way for him to go back in.
Now that things had come to this, he could only wait and see if the next refresh of the Key of the Bizarre would allow him to enter the Bizarre World again.
Following Luo Xi out of his room, he saw only his father and mother sitting in the living room. Seeing the two of them walk out, his parents smiled and spoke up.
"Where are you two going?"
"Auntie, we're going to buy some groceries." Luo Xi held onto Ye Chuan's arm. "He's been cooped up in his room this whole time, heehee, so I'm taking Chuan-Chuan out to shop."
"A walk is good." Ye Chuan's mother looked at him. "You always make Xi-Xi come find you. You need to be more proactive; don't make the girl come looking for you all the time."
"Oh," Ye Chuan responded lazily, and was subsequently led out of the house by Luo Xi, who was clinging to his arm.
Stepping out the door, Ye Chuan looked up at the blue sky and found the weather to be quite nice.
Today was another peaceful day.
"It's actually pretty nice without the monsters and rifts," Ye Chuan said.
"What monsters? Rifts? From a game?" Luo Xi asked curiously from beside him.
"Hmm...?" Ye Chuan thought for a moment. Right, what was he saying?
What monsters? What rifts?
Did he play games so much that they got to his head?
"Chuan-Chuan, let's go to the market over at Nankeng. The vegetables there are still very fresh in the afternoon, and the prices are reasonable." Luo Xi hugged Ye Chuan's arm and leaned her face a little closer.
"After that, keep me company while I get a milk tea, okay?"
"What, your treat?"
"I'll treat if I have to. I know you don't have any money." Luo Xi wrinkled her nose playfully. "My treat!"
"Who says I don't have money." Just as Ye Chuan finished speaking, he hesitated for a few seconds. "Eh..."
Why was there such a strange sense of dissonance?
Ye Chuan couldn't quite put his finger on where this incongruous feeling was coming from.
"..."
Just as Ye Chuan was lost in deep thought, Luo Xi waved her tender white hand in front of his face. She stepped in front of him, bent down slightly, and brought her face very close to his.
"Chuan-Chuan, what's wrong? Something on your mind?"
His train of thought interrupted, Ye Chuan shook his head. However, Luo Xi pressed her forehead against his. A faint fragrance drifted from the tip of her nose. After confirming that Ye Chuan didn't have a fever, Luo Xi held up a finger.
"If you're not feeling well, you have to tell me, okay?"
"Mhm." Ye Chuan hummed in agreement.
For the rest of the afternoon, Ye Chuan was practically dragged along by Luo Xi. His health wasn't great; he had been sickly since childhood, and his personality was gloomy, preferring to stay home and play video games.
Aside from that, he would occasionally play some dating sims or grind in gacha games.
In stark contrast was his childhood friend, Luo Xi. She was sunny and lively, the absolute definition of a cheerful character—her dazzling aura was so intense it almost scorched his very soul.
Inside the vegetable market, seeing Luo Xi chatting and giggling with the stall owner and eventually haggling the price down significantly, Ye Chuan couldn't help but marvel at the girl's power.
"Here, Chuan-Chuan, you hold this." Luo Xi stuffed the vegetables into Ye Chuan's hands and pulled him forward again.
Walking one after the other, looking just like a young couple, they attracted the gaze of those around them.
"Did we buy too little?" After one round, Ye Chuan saw that the quantity of ingredients wasn't large, so he asked, "Qian Shuang and the others can eat a lot."
Walking in front, Luo Xi stopped in her tracks and turned around. "Chuan-Chuan, what are you talking about? Who is Qian Shuang?"
Ye Chuan: "..."
"Is it another character from those dating sims?" Luo Xi seemed a bit unhappy, puffing out one of her cheeks slightly.
"Or is it some netizen you met somewhere?"
Ye Chuan froze for a moment, a hesitant look appearing on his face. "..."
Right, what was he saying?
"Confess, now!" Luo Xi put her hands on her hips and looked up at him, practically radiating jealousy.
"I... uh..." Ye Chuan could only speak apologetically. "Maybe I'm not fully awake... I'm a bit out of it..."
"I can tell. You're definitely sleep-addled." Luo Xi sighed. "As punishment, you have to treat me to milk tea later."
"Alright."
"Let's go, let's go. Let's go buy milk tea. A shop called Magic Pearl Elixirs opened recently, and it looks like a lot of people are lining up." Luo Xi immediately broke into a smile, pulling Ye Chuan along as she trotted ahead with small steps, her ponytail bouncing slightly.
"Go, go, go~"
"Uh, slow down."
After buying the ingredients and drinking a cup of milk tea, Ye Chuan looked at Luo Xi beside him, then looked up at the sky again.
"The weather is really nice..."
Just as Ye Chuan was musing, he felt a sudden pinch at his waist. Luo Xi leaned in closer. "Chuan-Chuan, what are you thinking about?"
"Nothing, just feeling that the weather is nice," Ye Chuan said.
Suddenly, as if remembering something, he took out his phone—a battered old Blue Mi phone. At that moment, messages popped up in a group chat on his messaging app.
Sea Overlord: Damn, I'm so bored this holiday I'm losing my mind. Come out and party!
Fish Tofu: Well said. Let the teacher give you make-up lessons.
Fish Tofu: @Mad Young Master·Shuang, come out and play.
Qinqin: Let's set a time to hang out then.
I Am A Fish: I'll go if someone treats.
...
Ye Chuan looked at the messages in the class group. "It's so lively even during the break."
Why were other people able to live such fulfilled, social lives?
Ye Chuan sighed.
As a shut-in, it seemed the only person by his side was Luo Xi, and that was only because they were childhood friends.
"Chuan-Chuan, why are you sighing?" Luo Xi stood on her tiptoes to peek at Ye Chuan's phone but found nothing interesting on it.
"Nothing. Let's go home."
"Oh~ Run back?"
"No way!"
"Chuan-Chuan, your physical stamina is so weak~"
...
Dinner time.
"Come, Xi-Xi, eat more vegetables. It would be a pity to waste such delicious food."
"Thanks, Auntie~"
"When you have time, drag Ye Chuan out for a walk. Don't let him stay cooped up at home all day; his brain is going to rot." Ye Chuan's mother didn't forget to lecture Ye Chuan.
"Just like a big couch potato."
"Oh." Ye Chuan responded lazily.
Sitting to the side, Luo Xi covered her mouth and snickered, but she didn't forget to place some food in Ye Chuan's bowl. "Here, eat more veggies."
"Uh."
Ye Chuan looked at the rice in front of him. Just as he was about to move his chopsticks, his movements suddenly paused. "Something's wrong..."
"Hm?" Seeing Ye Chuan not moving his chopsticks, Luo Xi asked curiously, "Even if you don't like it, you have to eat it all, okay?"
"How can you not eat vegetables? You order takeout all day long." His father chimed in as well. "Look at how healthy Xi-Xi is. You're as thin as a bamboo pole."
Ye Chuan: "..."
"Wrong."
"What's wrong?"
"Wrong..." Ye Chuan murmured. He lifted his head to look at his father and mother seated before him.
"Aren't you two... already dead?"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

d intelligence to keep the plot moving, and sometimes even the protagonists are forced into absurdly dumb decisions. Why does the A-list celebrity heroine in urban romance novels ditch the top-tier movie star and become a lovestruck fool for a pockmarked male lead? Why do the leads in historical tragedy novels keep dancing between love and death, only for the blind healer to end up suffering the most? And Gu Wei never expected that after finally landing a villain role to stir up trouble, she’d pick the wrong gender! No choice now—she’ll just have to crush the protagonists as a girl!