Gu Qingfeng had indeed considered making them swear a Blood Demon Oath, but this method carried risks.
Not to mention whether these proud prodigies would even agree, just the sheer prestige of the Divine Court Immortal Sect—a sect that had once produced a Heavenly Emperor—could not be underestimated.
After all, the thread of the oath would be tied to himself. What if some supreme expert within the Sword Sect could perceive the oath’s connection? Wouldn’t that allow them to trace it back directly to him?
Thus, for safety’s sake, it was best to utterly humiliate them instead.
These young geniuses were all brimming with arrogance, valuing their pride more than life itself. So, the threat of public disgrace would be far more terrifying than death.
And so...
"I... I’m warning you! If you dare lay a finger on me or Senior Sister Nangong, the Sword Sect will never let you go! Senior Sister Nangong is one of the Seven Swords candidates, a core disciple of the sect! Hey, you—"
Junior Sister Wen’s words abruptly cut off because what she had anticipated did not happen.
Gu Qingfeng did not approach them. Instead, he walked over to Senior Brother Qin and Junior Brother Ye.
He yanked the two out of the dirt and, while they were still unconscious, took out a small knife. On Senior Brother Qin’s back, he carved the characters for "Junior Brother Ye," and on Junior Brother Ye’s back, he carved "Senior Brother Qin."
Then, he took out the blood of an Ink Spirit Fish and dripped it onto the carvings.
Ink Spirit Fish were weak demons, known for their delicious flesh and ink-black blood. Their blood was highly penetrating and adhesive—once stained, it was nearly impossible to remove.
Many of the major sects even used Ink Spirit Fish blood to transcribe their cultivation manuals, as it ensured long-term preservation.
When the ink-black blood touched the wounds of the two men, it immediately dyed them black, seeping deep into their flesh and even their bones.
But Gu Qingfeng wasn’t done yet. He tore off a corner of each of their robes and wrote two sickeningly sweet love letters.
"Senior Brother Qin, ever since I first laid eyes on you in the crowd, I have never been able to forget your face..."
"Junior Brother Ye, I miss you so much I can’t sleep. A single day without seeing you leaves my heart restless..."
Then, he pricked their fingers and pressed their bloody fingerprints onto the letters as proof of authorship.
As for Senior Brother Qin and Junior Brother Ye, they were promptly buried back into the dirt.
Gu Qingfeng looked at his handiwork and nearly gagged from disgust.
"With this blackmail, these two won’t dare report this to their elders—or even seek revenge. If they dare retaliate, this venerable one will simply march into the largest human city and make these love letters public! Keh keh keh..."
"You’re vile!" Junior Sister Wen, hearing Gu Qingfeng’s muttering, suddenly realized his intentions. He wasn’t actually interested in men—he just wanted leverage.
"Shh. Now it’s your turn. Keh keh keh..."
Gu Qingfeng smirked wickedly as he approached the two women.
Their faces instantly paled, and Junior Sister Wen shrieked in terror.
"Stay away from me!!"
"Keh keh keh... You can scream all you want, but no one will come to save you."
At this moment, the usually silent Senior Sister Nangong suddenly spoke up, forcing herself to remain calm. "There’s no need for this. Your actions are driven by fear of retaliation, but you’ve hidden your true appearance. Without the Heavenly Thunder Beads, we wouldn’t even be able to recognize you, let alone seek revenge."
Gu Qingfeng paused mid-step, blinking in realization.
Damn!
She had a point!
Wait—wasn’t he usually much sharper than this? How had such a simple logic escaped him?
Or was it that, deep down, he hadn’t even considered it, simply because he wanted to...
He glanced at the two alluring women before him and decided that, since the mood was already set, it’d be a shame not to continue.
So, he pulled back the hood of his black robe, revealing his strikingly handsome face.
"Keh keh keh... Now you’ve seen this venerable one’s..."
Before he could finish, Gu Qingfeng froze. The two women had both turned their heads away in perfect unison.
Junior Sister Wen even kept muttering under her breath, "I can’t see, I can’t see..."
Furious at their lack of cooperation, he forcibly turned their heads back.
And then, they witnessed a sight they would never forget.
Under the cold moonlight stood a devilishly handsome man smirking down at them. His roguish grin, paired with thick, arching brows that seemed to ripple with mischief, curved like the crescent moon in the night sky.
His flawless, jade-like complexion accentuated his faintly peach-tinted lips. His chiseled features, sculpted face, and eyes that shimmered like a river of stars combined into a visage so breathtaking it could rival the gods.
"Keh keh keh... Now you’ve seen."
Gu Qingfeng grinned menacingly.
Junior Sister Wen suddenly thought—such a good-looking man, why did he have to open his mouth?
Leaning down, Gu Qingfeng loomed over the two women, his overwhelming masculine presence making their breaths hitch.
Senior Sister Nangong, flustered, threatened, "If you dare defile my purity, I’ll sever my own heart meridian on the spot! Once I’m dead, the Sword Sect will avenge us!"
Her eyes burned with resolve.
After a moment’s hesitation, Junior Sister Wen added, "I—I’ll do the same!"
"You misunderstand, fair maidens. This venerable one only wishes to take something from you—nothing more. I won’t even carve any words, since the Sealing Array only lasts half an hour anyway."
Gu Qingfeng smiled innocently.

world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)