"Wow, after traveling with Kandis for nearly ten years, you must have gone to many fun places!" Lin Feng wrapped himself in a blanket and sat in front of the fireplace, enjoying the rare warmth of winter.
If possible, he wanted to move his bed here and then not move at all for the entire winter, just like a pig, sleeping and eating.
"In fact, it was more like cultivation than travel." Yu Li sat honestly next to him, occasionally glancing at Lin Feng.
"We hunted azure dragons in the depths of the Sea of Oblivion, captured the legendary Demon King alive on the Blood Continent, and established a bond with the elf saint in the Great Forest. Five years ago, we also helped the Dwarves in the valley quell an insect plague." Yu Li blinked her eyes and talked about incredible things in an extremely ordinary tone.
Lin Feng thought for a moment.
If what she said was true, then legends about them should be circulating all over this continent now.
Awesome.
Just then, Yu Li suddenly slapped her forehead, as if remembering something.
"What's wrong?"
"Brother, do you know Masha?"
"Masha?" Lin Feng searched his brain and squinted his eyes to ask back, "The Dwarves girl?"
He glanced at the magic crystal bracelet on his wrist. This was given to him by Masha when they parted.
Back then she was clamoring about something, saying this bracelet was a lover's token.
Now ten years have passed, I wonder how she is doing now.
Maybe she's already married with children.
Yu Li nodded, "That's her."
"What happened to her?"
"After she heard you went missing, she started searching for you all over the world." Yu Li ran upstairs, "Brother, wait for me, I'm going to write her a letter saying you've been found."
???
Lin Feng waited for a while, seeing Yu Li running to the front door with a letter and casually putting it on the shoe cabinet.
Before she could sit back next to Lin Feng, strange noises came from upstairs.
Red Scale slid down the stairs barefoot, the rags she was wearing were also changed into proper clothes.
An ice silk nightgown?!
Definitely Emily's rancid idea.
The proper Yuna wouldn't come up with something like this.
Disregarding Yu Li's gaze, she slightly lifted the hem of her skirt and struck what she thought was a very tempting pose: "Boss, do I look pretty?"
"Barely, just a stinky dragon. It doesn't matter if you look pretty or not." Lin Feng waved his hand. He knew very clearly the purpose of this dragon.
No free lunch in this world.
Unexpectedly, Red Scale sat right on Lin Feng's lap.
Making him feel lustful for a moment.
Seeing this, Yu Li's small face turned slightly red. She turned her head away, pretending to watch the snow scene outside the window.
"Boss! Do you want a wife?"
"No more."
"No! You do." Red Scale frolicked coquettishly in Lin Feng's arms, "You tricked me before, so now you have to take responsibility for me!"
??
What kind of robber logic is this.
It was just a little trick wasn't it? And there was no actual action taken.
This stinky dragon is so annoying, forcing transactions.
"A girl should be more of a lady, what are you doing rubbing against me."
Hearing Lin Feng say this, Yu Li immediately sat up straight.
Red Scale was stunned for a moment, looking at Lin Feng in confusion, "What is a lady?"
Lin Feng pointed to Yu Li.
"A woman with cultivation, education, manners, taste, temperament, usually exhibiting elegant, gentle, graceful and modest qualities." Lin Feng picked up the water glass and took a comfortable sip.
"But she's so flat."
Red Scale's words were astonishing. Lin Feng even spit out the water.
This is indeed a stinky dragon, randomly attacking people's weaknesses.
Lin Feng glanced at Yu Li. Her face was unusually ugly.
"I heard the white-haired one say that you just like big ones. The bigger the more excited you get."
It must be Emily!
Teaching rubbish to kids again.
Although she was absolutely right, it still shouldn't be said so bluntly.
Lin Feng secretly glanced at Yu Li.
Discovering that she was lowering her head looking at her own meager breasts.
No doubt those last words were very damaging to her.
"From now on, don't call them white-haired and blue-eyed, just call them by their names directly. The one with short fuzzy hair is Yuna, the red-eyed one is Emily."
"Received!" Red Scale nodded heavily.
After saying that, she reached out to grab Lin Feng's blanket and got under it with him.
"What are you doing, stinky dragon! Get out!"
"Cuddling for warmth! I'm very cold-blooded. What if I hibernate again?"
Red Scale tightly hooked Lin Feng with her tail, shamelessly licked his nose.
"By the way master, we made an agreement with them."
Lin Feng was puzzled.
Made an agreement about what?
Didn't everyone else leave just now to give him and Yu Li some alone time?
"What agreement did you make."
Red Scale stretched lazily and then rubbed her hot cheek against Lin Feng, "That is, you belong to me for the whole day today."
These words made Lin Feng extremely unhappy.
Making him sound like a tool.
Whoever wants to use can just take and use for a bit.
"No way! On what basis do I belong to you for the whole day?"
"Just one day, boss, be good." Red Scale rubbed against Lin Feng like a pervert.
This is too much.
"Things like this require feelings to do it. How long have I even known you, stinky dragon?"
Red Scale was stunned for a moment, then lowered her head aggrievedly and muttered, "But you were still holding me before... Running away after eating the fruit."
???
When was that?
Lin Feng suspected he had amnesia.
How could he not remember this episode.
"That is... when we went home I was asleep the whole time, weren't you holding me?"
"If I didn't hold you, should I have thrown you in the snow to die?"
"Then you could have let Yuna hold me." Red Scale's eyes drifted sideways as she said in a very small voice, "And you took advantage of me at night."
"Nonsense, falsely accusing people again, huh."
"Don't pretend you don't know, what shameful things you did to me when I was asleep."
Lin Feng fell silent.
He really didn't expect the stinky dragon to find out.
Miscalculation.
"So, now I'm actively asking you to do to me what you did back then. Not too much to ask right?" Red Scale swallowed and her eyes even revealed a kind of strange coy feeling. "You're clearly very interested in me, yet still pretending like this. Too much."
"Alright alright! Isn't it fine if I go along with what this stinky dragon wants."
Lin Feng sighed lightly. Then tomorrow would be Yuna's turn. Her period is here, holding it in is not a solution.
"So I'm not involved tomorrow right?"
"Yes you are. We're all lining up. Today is me, tomorrow is Yu Li."
Yu Li: ???
She was baffled, her eyes shifting between the two.
Lin Feng was also baffled.
They just got back. For Yu Li it had been ten years since they last met. Going straight into it without rebuilding their feelings first?
That's nonsense.
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