Rosalind Asks Lin Feng to Warm the Quilt

“Is this really appropriate? Why must we squeeze into one bed?” Lin Feng looked at the three people lying side by side in the bed and felt this was extremely strange.

Originally the allocation was perfectly fine, he and Emily had one room, Yuna and Rosa Linda each had their own room.

But because Rosa Linda said her room was cold, she insisted on squeezing in here, so Yuna also ran over to squeeze in.

There was nothing much to say about Emily and Yuna, after all they were already his women, but Rosa Linda...

“It’s fine, it’s warmer to squeeze together in winter, and I won’t get in your way either, just simply sleeping, that’s all.” Rosa Linda waved her hand casually.

Lin Feng knew her character was more open-minded, she didn’t care much about propriety, and was an enhanced version of Emily in every way.

But...even if one was open-minded, there should still be a limit right?

With so many people around, he really couldn’t get it up.

“It’s cold, I want to hug master and sleep.” Yuna batted her large blue eyes.

Lin Feng sighed, it looked like Emily’s plans for the night would be ruined.

Nothing much to say about Emily and Yuna, after all they were already his women, but Rosa Linda...

“It’s quite casual, we’re all women so it’s nothing much, if you feel shy then forget it.” Emily's fair and flawless skin was already turning red, “I have to fulfill my duties as a husband!”

Rosa Linda looked at them in surprise.

He had thought she would tactfully leave, but instead she said, “Go ahead, I won’t watch you anyway, how could I disturb you just being here?”

“Auntie, you’re talking nonsense...”

To be honest, having Yuna beside him already greatly affected his performance, and now there was another auntie...

Although this auntie did have some charm, the two of them were not yet familiar to that degree.

“Emily doesn’t think it’s ok too right?” Lin Feng looked to Emily in his arms.

Unexpectedly, her words were even stranger.

“I actually think it’s quite casual, we’re all women so it’s nothing much, if you feel shy then forget it.”

Shy?

Lin Feng had already been intimate with three women before, his youthful innocence was long gone.

Not waiting for Lin Feng to react, Emily took the initiative to kiss Lin Feng, “Come on, there’s nothing to feel shy about, we can’t see anything clearly in the dark anyway.”

“I’m human, my night vision isn’t as good as you rabbits and wolves, so I can’t see anything. But you should be able to see everything clearly right?” Lin Feng felt extremely helpless.

Rosa Linda nodded in praise, “Smart.”

Smart my ass...

Emily didn’t care about all that, her goal was a quick fight and quick decision, so she went straight for it and started the exciting activity.

And even so, the battle still lasted at least three hours.

As expected.

Lin Feng’s guess was not wrong.

This old aunty was really not a candle that saved oil.

This made it hard for him to fall asleep afterwards.

It was only until the next morning that he settled accounts with Rosa Linda.

“Auntie, I strongly request separate rooms to sleep, I want some private space.” Lin Feng said seriously. He specially chose a time when Emily and Yuna were not around.

Lin Feng was quite happy to have her live here.

Not for anything else, but because Rosa Linda was really diligent.

She got up early in the cold morning, then busily started cleaning up, and even prepared breakfast for the whole family.

But her personality was too open, which also gave Lin Feng a lot more trouble.

“People call me auntie now, it feels weird to be called that way, just call me Rosa Linda directly.” She hung her apron on the rack, putting her hands on her hips to inspect her labor results, “What does it matter? I’m not unfamiliar with such things, I won’t feel uncomfortable.”

“But I can’t stand it, you didn’t sleep at all in the middle of last night, really impressive.” Lin Feng really wanted to flip her the bird, but she probably wouldn’t understand this international gesture.

“If you guys keep it down, I’ll definitely sleep properly.”

“...”

Lin Feng was speechless.

From now on he could only discuss with Emily to keep it down.

Otherwise not only would it disturb others, it could also get awkward.

But Rosa Linda must sleep in her own room.

Otherwise it would greatly impact Emily and Yuna.

“I put a really thick quilt on your bed, and even specially put a heater at the head and foot of the bed. Go take a look and see if the temperature is ok.” Lin Feng pulled her to the room.

As soon as Rosa Linda entered, she started observing, and immediately smiled happily, “Not bad at all, it feels nice and warm, this temperature is quite good.”

She kicked off her slippers, then burrowed into the quilt. After a while she poked her head out, “No good, although the outside of the quilt is hot, the inside is still cold.”

“We can solve this problem by flipping it over.”

“But only my head and feet are warm, the middle is especially icy.”

Although Lin Feng really wanted to add another heater, there were only so many in the house. If he gave them all to her, there wouldn't be enough for Emily and Yuna.

“And the heaters can’t be on all night right? It’ll turn cold in the second half of the night.”

What a pity, there were no electric blankets sold in this otherworld.

“Then when you were in the tribe, how did you get through winter?”

“The caves were warm in winter and cool in summer, it wasn’t especially cold.” Rosa Linda said tilting her head, “And back then I could hug my daughter, now she's married to you so I can't hug her.”

Rosa Linda poked at her slippers with her toes, swaying them around occasionally.

Seeing Lin Feng grow increasingly troubled, she finally laughed, “Alright alright, I won’t make things difficult for you. I can endure this bit of cold.”

“Take the heaters, I’m not used to using them.” Rosa Linda nudged the heaters with her feet, “You take them and use them, this child Emily is more afraid of the cold than me.”

Lin Feng felt helpless, so she was just teasing him.

“But I’m not used to sleeping with this quilt, it’s cold and hard. From now on, help me warm up the quilt for half an hour before I sleep every night.”

???

Lin Feng suspected something was wrong with his ears.

“How...how to warm it up?”

Rosa Linda demonstrated by burrowing into the quilt, leading by example, “Just lie in the quilt for half an hour, that’s enough.”

Lin Feng felt this was very strange.

“Isn’t this not very good?” He wanted to go ask Emily’s opinion, “Wait a moment, let me go downstairs.”

Emily said she didn’t mind.

Rosa Linda was starting to feel impatient after waiting, lying on her side in bed, using her hand to prop up her cheek, “What’s up? Going to tattle again?”

Lin Feng felt helpless.

What does she mean by tattling.

He was only asking Emily’s opinion.

“Although Emily didn’t say anything, I still feel strange somehow.” Lin Feng believed they should avoid suspicion.

The beastmen had different values from him. Some things they saw as normal, seemed somewhat absurd in Lin Feng's eyes.

Rosa Linda laughed heartily, then looked at him in confusion and asked rhetorically, “What’s so strange about it?”

“Alright, I promised you.” Lin Feng sighed, looking at her solemnly, “You're not messing with me this time right?”

“Who has time to be so bored everyday?” Rosa Linda put on her shoes as soon as she spoke, took the broom and went downstairs.

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