"You just throw your clothes around like this?" Rosa Linda used her fingertips to pick up the pants on the bed, looking at Lin Feng somewhat disgustedly.
But last night, he had spent the whole night with Yuna, so Lin Feng really didn't want to take the blame for this.
"Maybe Emily forgot. We're usually more casual at home, just doing whatever feels comfortable." Lin Feng awkwardly scratched his cheek.
What mortal sin had he committed that he had to say this to his mother-in-law?
"This child takes after me, she just likes to throw things around. There will definitely be more that needs your care in the future." Rosa Linda folded the pants neatly and put them in the closet, then walked to the hydrangea flowers on the windowsill.
The two chatted casually about recent developments.
She asked and Lin Feng answered, just barely getting through it this way.
Suddenly, Rosa Linda looked down and saw a brown stain on the bedsheet. Lin Feng instantly had a bad feeling.
There should be some thorny questions coming up.
"Do you plan on having children?"
Lin Feng thought for a moment, then shook his head: "We're still young, we don't want them yet."
He had plenty of money, he just wanted to maintain the status quo.
If they really had a kid, their personal time would be squeezed.
If the child suddenly cried while they were playing games together, it would probably ruin the mood.
However, come to think of it, they never took safety precautions.
They just relied on Emily being a beastkin, it was unlikely for them to conceive, so they always just went with the flow.
Perhaps they should pay more attention to this in the future.
Rosa Linda looked Lin Feng up and down, then silently nodded: "Well, you're still young now, there's no need to rush, but in another two years after you've had your fun, you should have one."
Lin Feng felt there was more to her words.
"Auntie, are you thinking... you want to hold your grandchild?" As he spoke, Lin Feng kept secretly observing Rosa Linda's change in expression.
The corner of her mouth twitched slightly, then she scratched the back of her head: "You saw right through me. I really like little kids."
"Don't worry, we've been working hard on it. Although we don't want one right now, we still hope to let nature take its course." Lin Feng recalled Emily's words that she wanted to have a bunch of babies.
"Alright, then I feel assured." Rosa Linda put her hands on her hips, her eyes fixed on Lin Feng, "Speaking of which, you didn't take advantage of her, right? I see this flower is missing two petals. You didn't force her when she wasn't willing, right?"
Lin Feng immediately protested his innocence.
It was clearly all voluntary on her part, rewarding him at inappropriate times...
The two chatted about many things after that, and Rosa Linda gained more goodwill for the young man before her.
[Relationship Status Update: Rosa Linda's Favorability (5/100)]
Just chatting gained 5 favorability, so wouldn't chatting twenty times allow max favorability?
Holding hopes of gaining favorability, Lin Feng took her on a tour of the house.
Unfortunately, the favorability didn't increase at all afterwards.
"What's this?"
"A bathtub. You fill it with hot water and can soak in comfort. It's best in winter."
"Humans really know how to enjoy themselves." Rosa Linda had her arms crossed, carefully observing everything in the bathroom, "When it's hot we wash in the river, in winter we just wipe with a little water to get by."
"The river?" Lin Feng couldn't help but envision mixed gender bathing.
This this this was too blissful!
All beastkin girls, frolicking together in the water, you splash water in my face, I push you into the river...
Splish splash.
Seeing him lost in thought, Rosa Linda looked back at Lin Feng: "What are you thinking about? You have a strange look in your eyes."
Lin Feng's smile froze.
He didn't know how to respond for a moment.
[Task Hint: When facing Rosa Linda's questions, you must tell the complete truth. She has strong intuition and extremely dislikes liars. Even for outlandish things, as long as you dare say it, she won't blame you too much, but will instead feel you're honest.]
Preposterous!
Lin Feng lightly sighed.
Last time when Rosa Linda pulled him aside to talk, the system hadn't given any prompts. Fortunately he was a straightforward person and didn't choose to lie at the time.
Since it required honesty, then be honest: "Actually I was thinking, do you bathe together with men and women when you wash in the river in summer?"
Rosa Linda looked at Lin Feng somewhat contemptuously: "What are you thinking about? You're not that old but sure have a lot of strange ideas. Women wash upstream, men downstream. What you're hoping for won't happen."
Would there be perverts secretly drinking downstream?
"What other strange questions are you thinking?" Rosa Linda stared at him again.
Lin Feng swallowed and chose to continue listening to the system, answering honestly.
After hearing it, Rosa Linda rubbed her temples helplessly: "Is this all humans think about every day? In some ways it's quite impressive."
She walked out of the bathroom, bent down and whispered something in Emily's ear.
Soon after Emily shouted: "How is that possible? Anyway I've done my best, done everything I should. It's normal for boys to be a bit lustful."
"This is too lustful, tsk tsk." Rosa Linda said while still observing Lin Feng.
"Can't be helped, I'll help purify his impure thoughts tonight." After speaking, Emily seemed to recall something and glanced at Yuna beside her.
The two women's eyes met.
"Or, Yuna could you help purify him now? I'll come again tonight."
???
Lin Feng was dumbfounded.
She really wasn't hiding anything at all. This couldn't even be described as open anymore.
Even if she had to say this, shouldn't she have whispered it?
Although this was very common, also one of human desires, saying it outright was still too strange.
Sure enough, Yuna was very embarrassed, lowering her blushing face.
"If Master...is willing."
If not for Rosa Linda being present, Lin Feng would have immediately raised his hand and shouted "I'm willing!", then carried her upstairs.
He put on a shy appearance, walking over under their gazes to hold Yuna's hand.
"Master, let's go upstairs then." Yuna's mouth opened slightly, her hand tightly clutching Lin Feng's clothes, not even daring to look him in the eye.
Damn, even when things had progressed to this point, she could still be shy?
No, it was because there were others present that she was so shy. She wasn't like this when they woke up in the morning.
After entering the room, Yuna relaxed a little.
She pulled the curtains, locked the door, then sat on the bed.
"Master, will Emily's mother also live here?"
"Yes, she said she'll live here from now on." Lin Feng estimated that with Yuli having just left, the three rooms were just right to divide up.
The master bedroom for two people, the second bedroom for one person, the storage room for another person.
"Let's get down to business." Lin Feng flicked her furry tail, instantly making it become fresh and juicy.
Yuna softly hmm'ed, then hugged Lin Feng's neck: "Please Master, let's purify impure thoughts together, but go gently. I don't like being overheard."
Lin Feng nodded.

saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!