"Why don't I just call you Water Faucet from now on, I feel like you're a lot like that thing."
Lin Feng looked Red Scale up and down with interest, then poked her extremely soft belly with his finger.
A few days had passed, and her face was still red beyond recognition.
In her every move, there was a constant sense of impropriety, her mind filled with naughty thoughts.
After calculating for a moment, he estimated it would take a few more days for her to return to normal.
Having learned her lesson this time, she probably wouldn't randomly eat Takizawa flower petals again.
Red Scale rolled around in bed, then hugged Lin Feng's leg, and asked in confusion, "What's a water faucet? Is it Azure Dragon's head?"
Lin Feng coughed twice, then explained seriously: "It's like a mechanism, when you turn it, water comes out, and it's a constant huge amount."
Red Scale didn't react, she was still guessing what a water faucet was.
But seeing the mocking look on Lin Feng's face, and combining everything that had happened to her recently, she understood instantly.
This was not a nice way to describe someone.
"You're so bad, old man! That's going too far, I'm not calling myself Water Faucet!" Red Scale got up and punched Lin Feng a few times. Then she collapsed weakly onto him, "My name is Red Scale, that's the name you gave me, I like it a lot."
"But you really are like one."
Red Scale pouted and refuted, "Like hell, you're the one who's like a water faucet!"
Hmph.
Whatever, Lin Feng directly used facts to prove who the real water faucet was.
He cunningly hooked his dexterous fingers, and Red Scale lost control again.
She squeezed her legs together and hugged Lin Feng in a pitiful manner, muttering some words in her mouth that children shouldn't hear.
"I hate you, old man..."
Just as the two were frolicking, there was a knock at the door.
As soon as Lin Feng opened the door, he saw a huge sword floating in front of him.
It was Yuna's magic sword.
It swayed left and right, then pointed towards Yuna's room.
Clearly, Yuna had sent it to deliver a message.
"Go back first, I'll come over soon."
The huge sword turned around and flew straight back into the room.
Lin Feng locked the door and turned to look at Red Scale sprawled on the bed.
"Old man, um, um..."
Clearly, she was having an episode again.
Her dragon tail swayed left and right, then curled up towards the sky.
Since this was the case, Lin Feng took advantage of the situation!
"Red Scale, do you still remember how many gold coins you and Yuna promised for this huge sword?"
Hearing Lin Feng mention this, she was stunned at first, then her tail drooped down as well.
"Fifty! I haven't even seen a shadow of them yet." Red Scale was suddenly agitated, "You reminded me, I almost forgot, where are my fifty gold coins?"
Lin Feng chuckled softly and took Red Scale into his arms.
"I want to talk to you about this."
"Huh? What's there to talk about?"
"Look, with our relationship, and Yuna has become family, perhaps the money issue..."
Lin Feng's wicked hands slid over her waist, the subtle sensation made Red Scale's mind feverish again.
She opened her little mouth, hot air puffing out again and again.
"No, absolutely not... I promised to sell you guys the sword, you have to pay me for it. Let's not talk about this now, let's first..."
Clearly, she had reached her limit if this sickness was not cured.
"If you can't do it, then I can't either!" Lin Feng pushed her away and wrapped himself tightly in the blanket without leaving any gaps.
Seeing him like this, Red Scale instantly knew Lin Feng's intention.
"Despicable! There's no old man more despicable than you in this world!" Her face was completely red, and her words were weak and unconvincing.
But at this point, not giving in was no longer an option.
Because the signs of her turning into a water faucet were already very obvious.
"Okay, okay! I give up, I give up, I don't want the money anymore, old man please just give it to me, I'm begging you." Red Scale's eyes turned red, her forehead covered in sweat.
It was not difficult to see that she had reached her limit.
"Red Scale is really an obedient child, come let me pat your head~"
After the battle ended, Lin Feng tidied up his clothes and bounced over to find Yuna.
Let's see what this guy was up to, looking for him when he had nothing else to do.
When Lin Feng reached the door, he saw the magic sword, floating dutifully like a guard next to the wardrobe.
And Yuna sat on the bed, holding a book in her hand.
"Hey, learning to read?"
Yuna nodded, closed the book in her hand, and looked at Lin Feng in puzzlement: "Why did it take you so long to come over?"
"I just went to earn money for you."
"Earn money?"
Upon hearing these two words, her eyes lit up instantly.
Other than mischief, only earning money could pique her interest.
"That's right, do you still remember this magic sword? Red Scale sold it to you for fifty gold coins. Now you don't need to pay Red Scale anymore."
Yuna squinted suspiciously, then slowly said, "Huh? Did you bully her again?"
"No way! What do you take your master as? Would I be so despicable and shameless?" Lin Feng slapped his chest, then continued, "I told her that discussing money between family members is inappropriate, so she gave it up."
Without even thinking, two words popped out of Yuna's mouth: "Bullshit."
She had roughly guessed how Lin Feng prevailed.
"We'll keep our word and I'll slowly earn money to pay her back." Yuna stroked her bulging belly, then stretched out lazily and leaned on Lin Feng.
The two looked at each other.
Lin Feng vaguely felt she seemed to have something to say.
Sure enough.
After a while, the corners of her mouth curved slightly upwards: "Can you two keep it down a bit, the whole house can hear you, Masha comes to me to complain every day."
???
This, this, this.
Lin Feng was very helpless about this.
It wasn't him making the noise.
This Red Scale was like a loudspeaker, screaming nonstop...
Should he gag her mouth shut?
"Next time tell her to muffle herself with a pillow."
Yuna nodded, hugged Lin Feng tightly, and gently nuzzled his face.
At the same time, Lin Feng took the opportunity to rub her ears, then took a big sniff.
This guy definitely didn't wash her hair yesterday, there was a doggy smell in her beast ears.
"Blech!"
"What's wrong?" Yuna looked up at Lin Feng.
Her innocent and lovely gaze made one want to kiss her.
Lin Feng couldn't bear to tell the truth.
"Do my ears not smell good anymore?" She covered her ears with both hands and rolled to the side with a red face.
"Anyway, ears aren't meant for smelling, it doesn't matter." Lin Feng shrugged, hugged Yuna again, "Are you hungry?"
"A little."
"Then I'll go find Rosa Linda, be right back."
At this time of day, the smell of food should already be wafting through the house, but there was no movement today.
Lin Feng found Rosa Linda in the kitchen.
She was distractedly looking at a pile of potatoes.
"What's going on? Is the household food running low?"
"Ah! No no, there's enough food, you must be hungry, I'll start cooking right away." She grabbed a few potatoes and immediately busied herself.
Maybe it was his imagination, but it seemed like Rosa Linda's eyes had avoided looking at Lin Feng the whole time.
e, Immortal Body, Transmigration, System, Progression Fantasy, Academy Setting, Third-Person Perspective. Alternate Title: Transmigrating into a High Martial World and Reading Live Comments. Bad news: I transmigrated. This is a terrifying high-martial world, and my original, pathetically weak body fell into a coma and never woke up. Good news: I got a Popularity Points system upon arrival. I can see live comments and even create an unkillable alternate identity. Starting out, the alternate identity has all stats at 1. The system tells me that to grow stronger, I must participate in the plot, gain popularity points to allocate stats and grow stronger, and ultimately awaken my original body. And so, carrying my original body on my back, I officially entered Huaqing Academy, where the story's protagonist resides. From that moment on, Chen Guan kicked the original plot to pieces. Live Comments: [Doesn't anyone find this mysterious coffin guy creepy? He can summon indescribable grey misty hands.] [Is this guy a hero or a villain? What kind of onion became a spirit?] [By the way, does anyone know who's in the coffin? Shouldn't the debt for saving his life be repaid by now?] [According to unofficial histories, the person in the coffin was Chen Guan's first love. Their love was once passionate and earth-shattering, but they were separated by life and death due to worldly circumstances. What a star-crossed pair.] ... Years later, the world knew of a demon god born from a coffin, shrouded in grey mist, impossible to gaze upon directly. His foremost divine emissary often wielded a scythe, reaping lives like the god of death. As war approached, facing former friends and a boundless sea of enemies, Chen Guan merely raised his scythe. "Would you like to dance as well?"
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ng to die together with you." Lin Xuan is dead, his body thrown into the river by his scumbag lover and her accomplice. She, the president of the Su Group, is decisive, ruthless, and ice-cold. For three days and three nights, she had his body fished out of the river, and without hesitation, she kissed the bloated corpse of Lin Xuan. She laid down beside him in a cold coffin, their fingers intertwined, a smile lingering on her lips as she closed her eyes. The noble and cold-hearted woman, only bending for one man—Lin Xuan. Lin Xuan, with his golden finger, is reborn and returns to the day of his wedding to the treacherous woman. Su Qiang comes to steal the bride. Lin Xuan's eyes light up, eager to pledge his loyalty on the spot, but instead, her kiss transfers a glass of drugged wine into his mouth, causing him to pass out... 【Male Protagonist with Single Female Lead】【Yandere Tycoon】【Action-Packed】【True vs. Fake Heir】
pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"
