"Why don't I just call you Water Faucet from now on, I feel like you're a lot like that thing."
Lin Feng looked Red Scale up and down with interest, then poked her extremely soft belly with his finger.
A few days had passed, and her face was still red beyond recognition.
In her every move, there was a constant sense of impropriety, her mind filled with naughty thoughts.
After calculating for a moment, he estimated it would take a few more days for her to return to normal.
Having learned her lesson this time, she probably wouldn't randomly eat Takizawa flower petals again.
Red Scale rolled around in bed, then hugged Lin Feng's leg, and asked in confusion, "What's a water faucet? Is it Azure Dragon's head?"
Lin Feng coughed twice, then explained seriously: "It's like a mechanism, when you turn it, water comes out, and it's a constant huge amount."
Red Scale didn't react, she was still guessing what a water faucet was.
But seeing the mocking look on Lin Feng's face, and combining everything that had happened to her recently, she understood instantly.
This was not a nice way to describe someone.
"You're so bad, old man! That's going too far, I'm not calling myself Water Faucet!" Red Scale got up and punched Lin Feng a few times. Then she collapsed weakly onto him, "My name is Red Scale, that's the name you gave me, I like it a lot."
"But you really are like one."
Red Scale pouted and refuted, "Like hell, you're the one who's like a water faucet!"
Hmph.
Whatever, Lin Feng directly used facts to prove who the real water faucet was.
He cunningly hooked his dexterous fingers, and Red Scale lost control again.
She squeezed her legs together and hugged Lin Feng in a pitiful manner, muttering some words in her mouth that children shouldn't hear.
"I hate you, old man..."
Just as the two were frolicking, there was a knock at the door.
As soon as Lin Feng opened the door, he saw a huge sword floating in front of him.
It was Yuna's magic sword.
It swayed left and right, then pointed towards Yuna's room.
Clearly, Yuna had sent it to deliver a message.
"Go back first, I'll come over soon."
The huge sword turned around and flew straight back into the room.
Lin Feng locked the door and turned to look at Red Scale sprawled on the bed.
"Old man, um, um..."
Clearly, she was having an episode again.
Her dragon tail swayed left and right, then curled up towards the sky.
Since this was the case, Lin Feng took advantage of the situation!
"Red Scale, do you still remember how many gold coins you and Yuna promised for this huge sword?"
Hearing Lin Feng mention this, she was stunned at first, then her tail drooped down as well.
"Fifty! I haven't even seen a shadow of them yet." Red Scale was suddenly agitated, "You reminded me, I almost forgot, where are my fifty gold coins?"
Lin Feng chuckled softly and took Red Scale into his arms.
"I want to talk to you about this."
"Huh? What's there to talk about?"
"Look, with our relationship, and Yuna has become family, perhaps the money issue..."
Lin Feng's wicked hands slid over her waist, the subtle sensation made Red Scale's mind feverish again.
She opened her little mouth, hot air puffing out again and again.
"No, absolutely not... I promised to sell you guys the sword, you have to pay me for it. Let's not talk about this now, let's first..."
Clearly, she had reached her limit if this sickness was not cured.
"If you can't do it, then I can't either!" Lin Feng pushed her away and wrapped himself tightly in the blanket without leaving any gaps.
Seeing him like this, Red Scale instantly knew Lin Feng's intention.
"Despicable! There's no old man more despicable than you in this world!" Her face was completely red, and her words were weak and unconvincing.
But at this point, not giving in was no longer an option.
Because the signs of her turning into a water faucet were already very obvious.
"Okay, okay! I give up, I give up, I don't want the money anymore, old man please just give it to me, I'm begging you." Red Scale's eyes turned red, her forehead covered in sweat.
It was not difficult to see that she had reached her limit.
"Red Scale is really an obedient child, come let me pat your head~"
After the battle ended, Lin Feng tidied up his clothes and bounced over to find Yuna.
Let's see what this guy was up to, looking for him when he had nothing else to do.
When Lin Feng reached the door, he saw the magic sword, floating dutifully like a guard next to the wardrobe.
And Yuna sat on the bed, holding a book in her hand.
"Hey, learning to read?"
Yuna nodded, closed the book in her hand, and looked at Lin Feng in puzzlement: "Why did it take you so long to come over?"
"I just went to earn money for you."
"Earn money?"
Upon hearing these two words, her eyes lit up instantly.
Other than mischief, only earning money could pique her interest.
"That's right, do you still remember this magic sword? Red Scale sold it to you for fifty gold coins. Now you don't need to pay Red Scale anymore."
Yuna squinted suspiciously, then slowly said, "Huh? Did you bully her again?"
"No way! What do you take your master as? Would I be so despicable and shameless?" Lin Feng slapped his chest, then continued, "I told her that discussing money between family members is inappropriate, so she gave it up."
Without even thinking, two words popped out of Yuna's mouth: "Bullshit."
She had roughly guessed how Lin Feng prevailed.
"We'll keep our word and I'll slowly earn money to pay her back." Yuna stroked her bulging belly, then stretched out lazily and leaned on Lin Feng.
The two looked at each other.
Lin Feng vaguely felt she seemed to have something to say.
Sure enough.
After a while, the corners of her mouth curved slightly upwards: "Can you two keep it down a bit, the whole house can hear you, Masha comes to me to complain every day."
???
This, this, this.
Lin Feng was very helpless about this.
It wasn't him making the noise.
This Red Scale was like a loudspeaker, screaming nonstop...
Should he gag her mouth shut?
"Next time tell her to muffle herself with a pillow."
Yuna nodded, hugged Lin Feng tightly, and gently nuzzled his face.
At the same time, Lin Feng took the opportunity to rub her ears, then took a big sniff.
This guy definitely didn't wash her hair yesterday, there was a doggy smell in her beast ears.
"Blech!"
"What's wrong?" Yuna looked up at Lin Feng.
Her innocent and lovely gaze made one want to kiss her.
Lin Feng couldn't bear to tell the truth.
"Do my ears not smell good anymore?" She covered her ears with both hands and rolled to the side with a red face.
"Anyway, ears aren't meant for smelling, it doesn't matter." Lin Feng shrugged, hugged Yuna again, "Are you hungry?"
"A little."
"Then I'll go find Rosa Linda, be right back."
At this time of day, the smell of food should already be wafting through the house, but there was no movement today.
Lin Feng found Rosa Linda in the kitchen.
She was distractedly looking at a pile of potatoes.
"What's going on? Is the household food running low?"
"Ah! No no, there's enough food, you must be hungry, I'll start cooking right away." She grabbed a few potatoes and immediately busied herself.
Maybe it was his imagination, but it seemed like Rosa Linda's eyes had avoided looking at Lin Feng the whole time.
grated, and just when he finally managed to get into an elite academy, he discovered that he actually had a system, and the way to earn rewards was extremely ridiculous. So for the sake of rewards, he had no choice but to start acting ridiculous as well. Su Cheng: "It's nothing but system quests after all." But later, what confused Su Cheng was that while he was already quite ridiculous, he never expected those serious characters to gradually become ridiculous too. And the way they looked at him became increasingly strange... (This synopsis doesn't do it justice, please read the full story)
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
