"Why don't I just call you Water Faucet from now on, I feel like you're a lot like that thing."
Lin Feng looked Red Scale up and down with interest, then poked her extremely soft belly with his finger.
A few days had passed, and her face was still red beyond recognition.
In her every move, there was a constant sense of impropriety, her mind filled with naughty thoughts.
After calculating for a moment, he estimated it would take a few more days for her to return to normal.
Having learned her lesson this time, she probably wouldn't randomly eat Takizawa flower petals again.
Red Scale rolled around in bed, then hugged Lin Feng's leg, and asked in confusion, "What's a water faucet? Is it Azure Dragon's head?"
Lin Feng coughed twice, then explained seriously: "It's like a mechanism, when you turn it, water comes out, and it's a constant huge amount."
Red Scale didn't react, she was still guessing what a water faucet was.
But seeing the mocking look on Lin Feng's face, and combining everything that had happened to her recently, she understood instantly.
This was not a nice way to describe someone.
"You're so bad, old man! That's going too far, I'm not calling myself Water Faucet!" Red Scale got up and punched Lin Feng a few times. Then she collapsed weakly onto him, "My name is Red Scale, that's the name you gave me, I like it a lot."
"But you really are like one."
Red Scale pouted and refuted, "Like hell, you're the one who's like a water faucet!"
Hmph.
Whatever, Lin Feng directly used facts to prove who the real water faucet was.
He cunningly hooked his dexterous fingers, and Red Scale lost control again.
She squeezed her legs together and hugged Lin Feng in a pitiful manner, muttering some words in her mouth that children shouldn't hear.
"I hate you, old man..."
Just as the two were frolicking, there was a knock at the door.
As soon as Lin Feng opened the door, he saw a huge sword floating in front of him.
It was Yuna's magic sword.
It swayed left and right, then pointed towards Yuna's room.
Clearly, Yuna had sent it to deliver a message.
"Go back first, I'll come over soon."
The huge sword turned around and flew straight back into the room.
Lin Feng locked the door and turned to look at Red Scale sprawled on the bed.
"Old man, um, um..."
Clearly, she was having an episode again.
Her dragon tail swayed left and right, then curled up towards the sky.
Since this was the case, Lin Feng took advantage of the situation!
"Red Scale, do you still remember how many gold coins you and Yuna promised for this huge sword?"
Hearing Lin Feng mention this, she was stunned at first, then her tail drooped down as well.
"Fifty! I haven't even seen a shadow of them yet." Red Scale was suddenly agitated, "You reminded me, I almost forgot, where are my fifty gold coins?"
Lin Feng chuckled softly and took Red Scale into his arms.
"I want to talk to you about this."
"Huh? What's there to talk about?"
"Look, with our relationship, and Yuna has become family, perhaps the money issue..."
Lin Feng's wicked hands slid over her waist, the subtle sensation made Red Scale's mind feverish again.
She opened her little mouth, hot air puffing out again and again.
"No, absolutely not... I promised to sell you guys the sword, you have to pay me for it. Let's not talk about this now, let's first..."
Clearly, she had reached her limit if this sickness was not cured.
"If you can't do it, then I can't either!" Lin Feng pushed her away and wrapped himself tightly in the blanket without leaving any gaps.
Seeing him like this, Red Scale instantly knew Lin Feng's intention.
"Despicable! There's no old man more despicable than you in this world!" Her face was completely red, and her words were weak and unconvincing.
But at this point, not giving in was no longer an option.
Because the signs of her turning into a water faucet were already very obvious.
"Okay, okay! I give up, I give up, I don't want the money anymore, old man please just give it to me, I'm begging you." Red Scale's eyes turned red, her forehead covered in sweat.
It was not difficult to see that she had reached her limit.
"Red Scale is really an obedient child, come let me pat your head~"
After the battle ended, Lin Feng tidied up his clothes and bounced over to find Yuna.
Let's see what this guy was up to, looking for him when he had nothing else to do.
When Lin Feng reached the door, he saw the magic sword, floating dutifully like a guard next to the wardrobe.
And Yuna sat on the bed, holding a book in her hand.
"Hey, learning to read?"
Yuna nodded, closed the book in her hand, and looked at Lin Feng in puzzlement: "Why did it take you so long to come over?"
"I just went to earn money for you."
"Earn money?"
Upon hearing these two words, her eyes lit up instantly.
Other than mischief, only earning money could pique her interest.
"That's right, do you still remember this magic sword? Red Scale sold it to you for fifty gold coins. Now you don't need to pay Red Scale anymore."
Yuna squinted suspiciously, then slowly said, "Huh? Did you bully her again?"
"No way! What do you take your master as? Would I be so despicable and shameless?" Lin Feng slapped his chest, then continued, "I told her that discussing money between family members is inappropriate, so she gave it up."
Without even thinking, two words popped out of Yuna's mouth: "Bullshit."
She had roughly guessed how Lin Feng prevailed.
"We'll keep our word and I'll slowly earn money to pay her back." Yuna stroked her bulging belly, then stretched out lazily and leaned on Lin Feng.
The two looked at each other.
Lin Feng vaguely felt she seemed to have something to say.
Sure enough.
After a while, the corners of her mouth curved slightly upwards: "Can you two keep it down a bit, the whole house can hear you, Masha comes to me to complain every day."
???
This, this, this.
Lin Feng was very helpless about this.
It wasn't him making the noise.
This Red Scale was like a loudspeaker, screaming nonstop...
Should he gag her mouth shut?
"Next time tell her to muffle herself with a pillow."
Yuna nodded, hugged Lin Feng tightly, and gently nuzzled his face.
At the same time, Lin Feng took the opportunity to rub her ears, then took a big sniff.
This guy definitely didn't wash her hair yesterday, there was a doggy smell in her beast ears.
"Blech!"
"What's wrong?" Yuna looked up at Lin Feng.
Her innocent and lovely gaze made one want to kiss her.
Lin Feng couldn't bear to tell the truth.
"Do my ears not smell good anymore?" She covered her ears with both hands and rolled to the side with a red face.
"Anyway, ears aren't meant for smelling, it doesn't matter." Lin Feng shrugged, hugged Yuna again, "Are you hungry?"
"A little."
"Then I'll go find Rosa Linda, be right back."
At this time of day, the smell of food should already be wafting through the house, but there was no movement today.
Lin Feng found Rosa Linda in the kitchen.
She was distractedly looking at a pile of potatoes.
"What's going on? Is the household food running low?"
"Ah! No no, there's enough food, you must be hungry, I'll start cooking right away." She grabbed a few potatoes and immediately busied herself.
Maybe it was his imagination, but it seemed like Rosa Linda's eyes had avoided looking at Lin Feng the whole time.

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

to panic—he has a system. As long as an investment target dies, he can claim a reward. And since he is immortal, the one thing he has plenty of is time. ... Countless years later. “Immortal Emperor of Longevity? I invested in him.” “Supreme Celestial Venerable? I invested in him.” “Undying Empress? I invested in her.” “...” “Heh. Once they’ve all died, even the Heavenly Dao will have to kneel and call me Dad.”

y came from. The chests contained supplies, currency, class-change scrolls, skills, talents… and even godhood! The laws of the world were completely rewritten. This became a world where everyone gambled with their fate! Some people, despite having nothing, opened a divine artifact and rose to the top, eventually ruling the world. Others went bankrupt, opened nothing but worthless junk, and leaped from skyscrapers in despair. Lin Ye arrived in this world from another reality, utterly bewildered. “What is going on? Why is everyone a gambling addict?!” “Opening chests? No way. I refuse to gamble. I’ll start with myself!” Until— On his first chest, he obtained a Mythic Talent: Void Incarnation! He could become completely intangible, pass through all things, and reduce everything to nothingness! … On his fiftieth chest, he obtained a Mythic Weapon: Blade of Karma! With a single slash, karma shattered, twisting the universe and overturning the myriad phenomena of creation! … On his ninety-ninth chest, he obtained a Mythic Divine Treasure: Primordial Purple Energy! It could split open the heavens and earth, create all things, and evolve countless worlds with a single thought! Lin Ye: “Now that I think about it… shouldn’t someone have told me that every chest is guaranteed to contain something Mythic?!”

his freshman year, Su Bai accidentally bound the "Indulgence Tycoon System." 【Sleeping in? Reward: +$1,000】 【Spent $288 at a street barbecue stall? Cashback: +$2,880】 【Dropped $14,396 on in-game skins? Special reward unlocked: A brand-new Porsche Panamera!】 Luxury cars, penthouses, corporate shares, financial empires… College life was all about living freely and doing whatever he pleased! … When the adorably naive academic genius faced family medical bills and financial struggles, Su Bai waved his hand dismissively: "Your future is on me." "Wuwu~ Big Brother is so good to me! I’ll become a scientist to repay you!" When the genius girl got bullied by a shady professor? Su Bai casually dropped a billion-dollar investment, forcing the university to grovel and beg for her return. A company’s funding chain collapsing? Su Bai smirked—cash was the one thing he’d never run out of. Years later, when people traced the rise of the AI prodigy beauty, who was the man behind her success? Not just that—Su Bai also became the tsundere campus belle’s unattainable dream, the contrast senior’s daily necessity, and the beautiful counselor’s emotional anchor…