"Why don't I just call you Water Faucet from now on, I feel like you're a lot like that thing."
Lin Feng looked Red Scale up and down with interest, then poked her extremely soft belly with his finger.
A few days had passed, and her face was still red beyond recognition.
In her every move, there was a constant sense of impropriety, her mind filled with naughty thoughts.
After calculating for a moment, he estimated it would take a few more days for her to return to normal.
Having learned her lesson this time, she probably wouldn't randomly eat Takizawa flower petals again.
Red Scale rolled around in bed, then hugged Lin Feng's leg, and asked in confusion, "What's a water faucet? Is it Azure Dragon's head?"
Lin Feng coughed twice, then explained seriously: "It's like a mechanism, when you turn it, water comes out, and it's a constant huge amount."
Red Scale didn't react, she was still guessing what a water faucet was.
But seeing the mocking look on Lin Feng's face, and combining everything that had happened to her recently, she understood instantly.
This was not a nice way to describe someone.
"You're so bad, old man! That's going too far, I'm not calling myself Water Faucet!" Red Scale got up and punched Lin Feng a few times. Then she collapsed weakly onto him, "My name is Red Scale, that's the name you gave me, I like it a lot."
"But you really are like one."
Red Scale pouted and refuted, "Like hell, you're the one who's like a water faucet!"
Hmph.
Whatever, Lin Feng directly used facts to prove who the real water faucet was.
He cunningly hooked his dexterous fingers, and Red Scale lost control again.
She squeezed her legs together and hugged Lin Feng in a pitiful manner, muttering some words in her mouth that children shouldn't hear.
"I hate you, old man..."
Just as the two were frolicking, there was a knock at the door.
As soon as Lin Feng opened the door, he saw a huge sword floating in front of him.
It was Yuna's magic sword.
It swayed left and right, then pointed towards Yuna's room.
Clearly, Yuna had sent it to deliver a message.
"Go back first, I'll come over soon."
The huge sword turned around and flew straight back into the room.
Lin Feng locked the door and turned to look at Red Scale sprawled on the bed.
"Old man, um, um..."
Clearly, she was having an episode again.
Her dragon tail swayed left and right, then curled up towards the sky.
Since this was the case, Lin Feng took advantage of the situation!
"Red Scale, do you still remember how many gold coins you and Yuna promised for this huge sword?"
Hearing Lin Feng mention this, she was stunned at first, then her tail drooped down as well.
"Fifty! I haven't even seen a shadow of them yet." Red Scale was suddenly agitated, "You reminded me, I almost forgot, where are my fifty gold coins?"
Lin Feng chuckled softly and took Red Scale into his arms.
"I want to talk to you about this."
"Huh? What's there to talk about?"
"Look, with our relationship, and Yuna has become family, perhaps the money issue..."
Lin Feng's wicked hands slid over her waist, the subtle sensation made Red Scale's mind feverish again.
She opened her little mouth, hot air puffing out again and again.
"No, absolutely not... I promised to sell you guys the sword, you have to pay me for it. Let's not talk about this now, let's first..."
Clearly, she had reached her limit if this sickness was not cured.
"If you can't do it, then I can't either!" Lin Feng pushed her away and wrapped himself tightly in the blanket without leaving any gaps.
Seeing him like this, Red Scale instantly knew Lin Feng's intention.
"Despicable! There's no old man more despicable than you in this world!" Her face was completely red, and her words were weak and unconvincing.
But at this point, not giving in was no longer an option.
Because the signs of her turning into a water faucet were already very obvious.
"Okay, okay! I give up, I give up, I don't want the money anymore, old man please just give it to me, I'm begging you." Red Scale's eyes turned red, her forehead covered in sweat.
It was not difficult to see that she had reached her limit.
"Red Scale is really an obedient child, come let me pat your head~"
After the battle ended, Lin Feng tidied up his clothes and bounced over to find Yuna.
Let's see what this guy was up to, looking for him when he had nothing else to do.
When Lin Feng reached the door, he saw the magic sword, floating dutifully like a guard next to the wardrobe.
And Yuna sat on the bed, holding a book in her hand.
"Hey, learning to read?"
Yuna nodded, closed the book in her hand, and looked at Lin Feng in puzzlement: "Why did it take you so long to come over?"
"I just went to earn money for you."
"Earn money?"
Upon hearing these two words, her eyes lit up instantly.
Other than mischief, only earning money could pique her interest.
"That's right, do you still remember this magic sword? Red Scale sold it to you for fifty gold coins. Now you don't need to pay Red Scale anymore."
Yuna squinted suspiciously, then slowly said, "Huh? Did you bully her again?"
"No way! What do you take your master as? Would I be so despicable and shameless?" Lin Feng slapped his chest, then continued, "I told her that discussing money between family members is inappropriate, so she gave it up."
Without even thinking, two words popped out of Yuna's mouth: "Bullshit."
She had roughly guessed how Lin Feng prevailed.
"We'll keep our word and I'll slowly earn money to pay her back." Yuna stroked her bulging belly, then stretched out lazily and leaned on Lin Feng.
The two looked at each other.
Lin Feng vaguely felt she seemed to have something to say.
Sure enough.
After a while, the corners of her mouth curved slightly upwards: "Can you two keep it down a bit, the whole house can hear you, Masha comes to me to complain every day."
???
This, this, this.
Lin Feng was very helpless about this.
It wasn't him making the noise.
This Red Scale was like a loudspeaker, screaming nonstop...
Should he gag her mouth shut?
"Next time tell her to muffle herself with a pillow."
Yuna nodded, hugged Lin Feng tightly, and gently nuzzled his face.
At the same time, Lin Feng took the opportunity to rub her ears, then took a big sniff.
This guy definitely didn't wash her hair yesterday, there was a doggy smell in her beast ears.
"Blech!"
"What's wrong?" Yuna looked up at Lin Feng.
Her innocent and lovely gaze made one want to kiss her.
Lin Feng couldn't bear to tell the truth.
"Do my ears not smell good anymore?" She covered her ears with both hands and rolled to the side with a red face.
"Anyway, ears aren't meant for smelling, it doesn't matter." Lin Feng shrugged, hugged Yuna again, "Are you hungry?"
"A little."
"Then I'll go find Rosa Linda, be right back."
At this time of day, the smell of food should already be wafting through the house, but there was no movement today.
Lin Feng found Rosa Linda in the kitchen.
She was distractedly looking at a pile of potatoes.
"What's going on? Is the household food running low?"
"Ah! No no, there's enough food, you must be hungry, I'll start cooking right away." She grabbed a few potatoes and immediately busied herself.
Maybe it was his imagination, but it seemed like Rosa Linda's eyes had avoided looking at Lin Feng the whole time.

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)

e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"