"Why don't I just call you Water Faucet from now on, I feel like you're a lot like that thing."
Lin Feng looked Red Scale up and down with interest, then poked her extremely soft belly with his finger.
A few days had passed, and her face was still red beyond recognition.
In her every move, there was a constant sense of impropriety, her mind filled with naughty thoughts.
After calculating for a moment, he estimated it would take a few more days for her to return to normal.
Having learned her lesson this time, she probably wouldn't randomly eat Takizawa flower petals again.
Red Scale rolled around in bed, then hugged Lin Feng's leg, and asked in confusion, "What's a water faucet? Is it Azure Dragon's head?"
Lin Feng coughed twice, then explained seriously: "It's like a mechanism, when you turn it, water comes out, and it's a constant huge amount."
Red Scale didn't react, she was still guessing what a water faucet was.
But seeing the mocking look on Lin Feng's face, and combining everything that had happened to her recently, she understood instantly.
This was not a nice way to describe someone.
"You're so bad, old man! That's going too far, I'm not calling myself Water Faucet!" Red Scale got up and punched Lin Feng a few times. Then she collapsed weakly onto him, "My name is Red Scale, that's the name you gave me, I like it a lot."
"But you really are like one."
Red Scale pouted and refuted, "Like hell, you're the one who's like a water faucet!"
Hmph.
Whatever, Lin Feng directly used facts to prove who the real water faucet was.
He cunningly hooked his dexterous fingers, and Red Scale lost control again.
She squeezed her legs together and hugged Lin Feng in a pitiful manner, muttering some words in her mouth that children shouldn't hear.
"I hate you, old man..."
Just as the two were frolicking, there was a knock at the door.
As soon as Lin Feng opened the door, he saw a huge sword floating in front of him.
It was Yuna's magic sword.
It swayed left and right, then pointed towards Yuna's room.
Clearly, Yuna had sent it to deliver a message.
"Go back first, I'll come over soon."
The huge sword turned around and flew straight back into the room.
Lin Feng locked the door and turned to look at Red Scale sprawled on the bed.
"Old man, um, um..."
Clearly, she was having an episode again.
Her dragon tail swayed left and right, then curled up towards the sky.
Since this was the case, Lin Feng took advantage of the situation!
"Red Scale, do you still remember how many gold coins you and Yuna promised for this huge sword?"
Hearing Lin Feng mention this, she was stunned at first, then her tail drooped down as well.
"Fifty! I haven't even seen a shadow of them yet." Red Scale was suddenly agitated, "You reminded me, I almost forgot, where are my fifty gold coins?"
Lin Feng chuckled softly and took Red Scale into his arms.
"I want to talk to you about this."
"Huh? What's there to talk about?"
"Look, with our relationship, and Yuna has become family, perhaps the money issue..."
Lin Feng's wicked hands slid over her waist, the subtle sensation made Red Scale's mind feverish again.
She opened her little mouth, hot air puffing out again and again.
"No, absolutely not... I promised to sell you guys the sword, you have to pay me for it. Let's not talk about this now, let's first..."
Clearly, she had reached her limit if this sickness was not cured.
"If you can't do it, then I can't either!" Lin Feng pushed her away and wrapped himself tightly in the blanket without leaving any gaps.
Seeing him like this, Red Scale instantly knew Lin Feng's intention.
"Despicable! There's no old man more despicable than you in this world!" Her face was completely red, and her words were weak and unconvincing.
But at this point, not giving in was no longer an option.
Because the signs of her turning into a water faucet were already very obvious.
"Okay, okay! I give up, I give up, I don't want the money anymore, old man please just give it to me, I'm begging you." Red Scale's eyes turned red, her forehead covered in sweat.
It was not difficult to see that she had reached her limit.
"Red Scale is really an obedient child, come let me pat your head~"
After the battle ended, Lin Feng tidied up his clothes and bounced over to find Yuna.
Let's see what this guy was up to, looking for him when he had nothing else to do.
When Lin Feng reached the door, he saw the magic sword, floating dutifully like a guard next to the wardrobe.
And Yuna sat on the bed, holding a book in her hand.
"Hey, learning to read?"
Yuna nodded, closed the book in her hand, and looked at Lin Feng in puzzlement: "Why did it take you so long to come over?"
"I just went to earn money for you."
"Earn money?"
Upon hearing these two words, her eyes lit up instantly.
Other than mischief, only earning money could pique her interest.
"That's right, do you still remember this magic sword? Red Scale sold it to you for fifty gold coins. Now you don't need to pay Red Scale anymore."
Yuna squinted suspiciously, then slowly said, "Huh? Did you bully her again?"
"No way! What do you take your master as? Would I be so despicable and shameless?" Lin Feng slapped his chest, then continued, "I told her that discussing money between family members is inappropriate, so she gave it up."
Without even thinking, two words popped out of Yuna's mouth: "Bullshit."
She had roughly guessed how Lin Feng prevailed.
"We'll keep our word and I'll slowly earn money to pay her back." Yuna stroked her bulging belly, then stretched out lazily and leaned on Lin Feng.
The two looked at each other.
Lin Feng vaguely felt she seemed to have something to say.
Sure enough.
After a while, the corners of her mouth curved slightly upwards: "Can you two keep it down a bit, the whole house can hear you, Masha comes to me to complain every day."
???
This, this, this.
Lin Feng was very helpless about this.
It wasn't him making the noise.
This Red Scale was like a loudspeaker, screaming nonstop...
Should he gag her mouth shut?
"Next time tell her to muffle herself with a pillow."
Yuna nodded, hugged Lin Feng tightly, and gently nuzzled his face.
At the same time, Lin Feng took the opportunity to rub her ears, then took a big sniff.
This guy definitely didn't wash her hair yesterday, there was a doggy smell in her beast ears.
"Blech!"
"What's wrong?" Yuna looked up at Lin Feng.
Her innocent and lovely gaze made one want to kiss her.
Lin Feng couldn't bear to tell the truth.
"Do my ears not smell good anymore?" She covered her ears with both hands and rolled to the side with a red face.
"Anyway, ears aren't meant for smelling, it doesn't matter." Lin Feng shrugged, hugged Yuna again, "Are you hungry?"
"A little."
"Then I'll go find Rosa Linda, be right back."
At this time of day, the smell of food should already be wafting through the house, but there was no movement today.
Lin Feng found Rosa Linda in the kitchen.
She was distractedly looking at a pile of potatoes.
"What's going on? Is the household food running low?"
"Ah! No no, there's enough food, you must be hungry, I'll start cooking right away." She grabbed a few potatoes and immediately busied herself.
Maybe it was his imagination, but it seemed like Rosa Linda's eyes had avoided looking at Lin Feng the whole time.
m back to his original world. In the end, he realized he had overthought things. [Hey, why is Shen Manni, the female lead, acting strange? Shouldn't she be fawning over the male lead at this point?] [Zhou Qiaoqiao, are you sick? Weren't you supposed to break off your engagement today?] [Damn it! An Youyi, please do your job as an undercover agent and sell my information to the protagonist, you idiot!] ... At this moment, Xu Mo himself didn't know that these female leads had already heard his inner thoughts. Then they decided not to play by the rules. Xu Mo: Please respect my profession as the big villain!
iving with nine beautiful women. [Ding! Welcome back to the Joyous Sect, Host…] Lin Yu: ??? I’m clearly in a shared rental, but you’re saying I’m in the Joyous Sect? Watering plants is now [Tending to Spiritual Flora]? Cooking becomes [Researching Elixirs]? Making the bed turns into [Setting Up Formations]? A gentle and innocent auntie, twin classmates, a mysterious hacker girl on leave, a severely socially anxious artist, an elementary school Chinese teacher, a community hospital nurse, a pet shop owner, an antique clock restorer… This system… is kinda interesting.
fe full of thrilling battles, ultimately sacrificing himself to protect his homeland and its people. Unexpectedly, he was reborn into his youth, where he encountered the campus ice queen, Ye Miyue, now working as a masseuse at his family's martial arts school. "How long have you been doing this?" "I-it's my first time..." the campus belle murmured, her head bowed. Wang Xian remembered clearly that back then, although Ye Miyue had not yet awakened her martial arts talent, her outstanding academic performance, breathtaking beauty, and icy demeanor had made her the moon goddess of every boy in school. He was no exception. In his previous life, they had no connection, never imagining they would meet under such circumstances. Sadly, today the city was attacked by an S-class beast, the 'Wind King Falcon,' destroying nearly half of the city streets. Ye Miyue had died on her way home during this disaster. Now, given a second chance, facing the campus goddess of his youth, Wang Xian resolutely decided to extend her session! And so. "My hands are tired..." the blushing campus belle whispered, relieved. Wang Xian pointed to her slender calves and said, "Who said only hands can massage? There are feet too!" "Extend the session, continue!"
saw a female celebrity tied up and stuffed in the trunk! Little did he know, countless cameras were aimed at him at this moment - this was a new type of reality show. The first randomly selected passerby was caught in less than an hour. But when Xu Moru was selected, things started to take an unexpected turn. "Damn, this isn't how the script goes. This Xu Moru is too bold, he's not following the rules at all." "Crap, is this guy taking it seriously?" "The female celebrity has been scared to tears!"