"Come on, spit it out! Good heavens..."
The Luoze flower medicine was extremely potent, usually taken by steeping the petals in water. A single petal could make several cups of medicine water without losing potency. She had swallowed it directly...
Damn awesome!
Although this was nothing to brag about, Yuna still gave her a thumbs up: "I suggest you spit it out, otherwise you'll regret it later."
"I've already swallowed it!" Red Scale put her hands on her hips, her face full of smugness. She even stuck out her tongue, "See, nothing in my mouth."
Little did she know she would soon wish she was dead.
"Try to puke it out! Stick your fingers down your throat, you can spit it back up quickly." Lin Feng patted her on the back, ready to help.
If something happened to this little pet, who else could be a flying vehicle in the future?
But Red Scale was stubborn, covering her mouth, "No way!"
"Oh come on! Who taught you to stuff things like this in your mouth? You're really an idiot." Lin Feng knocked on her forehead. He already knew in his heart who did it.
"Emily told me! She said just steep this in water and drink it, it would make a woman incredibly attractive, irresistible to men. I figured eating it directly would also work."
Sure enough.
The petal was already in her stomach. Even puking might not get it out now.
"Drink more water to dilute it, otherwise you won't be able to stand it." Lin Feng hurriedly poured her a cup of water.
But this naughty dragon didn't appreciate it at all. She sat with one leg crossed over the other, completely fearless, "No way, I expected it to kick in quickly. But still nothing."
"Hurry up and drink! Otherwise don't beg me for help later."
Red Scale shuddered in fear. She obediently picked up the cup and drank it down.
Lin Feng hurried off to find Rosa Linda for help. If nothing else, he could get her stomach pumped.
When he found Rosa, she was mopping by the door. Seeing Lin Feng appear alone, she boldly dragged him into the bathroom and pushed him down onto a stool.
Just as she was about to force herself on him, Lin Feng quickly asked to stop her, "Wait! What if someone swallowed a Luoze flower petal, what should be done?"
Rosa's face twisted strangely as she looked over this lecherous hypocrite anew.
"Preposterous! At a time like this, you still had Yuna drink that... Can't you control yourself?" Rosa whispered in Lin Feng's ear, "If you really can't stand it, come to me..."
?!
That was too far-fetched.
"It's not Yuna. It's Red Scale. She swallowed a whole petal directly. What would happen?"
Rosa was stunned for a moment, then turned to resume mopping, "Oh her. Then no problem, let her eat it. Nothing will happen."
It was obvious she still held some resentment towards Red Scale for what happened before.
"Eating it directly causes no issues?"
"Of course there are effects! When Yuna drinks a few cups of Red Scale's medicine water, she's powered up for days. Swallowing the petal directly..."
"What then?"
Rosa scratched her chin, thinking of a suitable analogy.
"She would unconsciously keep releasing water magic until she dies of dehydration."
???
"Would she die?"
"Not that serious. But she would definitely become dehydrated."
Lin Feng understood what she meant.
"If nothing else, just lock her up for a week. She'll return to normal after that." Seeing Lin Feng had no intention to take action, Rosa took her mop and resumed cleaning.
Sure enough, upon returning to the room he saw Red Scale twisting and turning with a face as red as a monkey's bottom.
And Yuna was hugging a pillow, silently watching this restless warrior rolling around.
Lin Feng continued pouring water for Red Scale. He didn't wish to watch her die of dehydration.
"Boss... I'm so itchy! Do I have bugs on me?"
Lin Feng broke out in a cold sweat, sensing trouble coming.
Now he had to make her dry...
"How could there be bugs in this house? Drink more cool water!"
Cool water could somewhat restrain the effects of the Luoze flower.
But that was like trying to put out a cartload of burning wood with a cup of water.
It wasn't completely useless, just nearly so.
"Drank it already... So hot, I'm boiling hot! And so itchy, so uncomfortable!" As Red Scale spoke, she kept squirming towards Lin Feng, "And the cool water gives me stomach pains. I don't want to drink more."
Lin Feng felt like his waist would snap.
"Boss you feel so nice and cool. Let me hug you."
"Go away! Drink more water then rest in another room. Call me if anything comes up!" Lin Feng sternly pushed her away.
"Ok ok, I'm going I'm going..."
As Red Scale left, she kept tugging at her clothes. In less than 10 minutes, she started screaming like crazy. Everyone could hear her cries echoing through the building.
"Boss! I ain't never eating that flower again! Wahh help me, I'm so itchy all over I'm going crazy!"
Lin Feng didn't dare respond. He could only pretend to be dead in Yuna's arms.
"Why not go help her, she must be suffering badly now."
"Then who'll keep you company?" Lin Feng fiddled with Yuna's wolf ears, gently caressing the soft fur inside.
Yuna glanced at Lin Feng and sighed softly, "I'll just lie still right here. Call if anything comes up."
Before Lin Feng could agree, Red Scale rushed in, eyes blazing green.
Like a rabbit-eared girl who hadn't received homework for days.
"Boss! We gotta talk, come with me now!" Red Scale's whole body exuded hot air, breaths coming heavy and terrifying.
Despite her aggressive stance, she could hardly stand steadily now.
Looking closely, the floor was marked by a trail of droplets.
Too... frightful.
So much drool dripping down.
"No way! I told you, once you ate it don't come begging me for help." Lin Feng hugged himself tightly, turning his face away, "I remember how cocky you were. I told you to spit it out but you refused."
Tears welled up in Red Scale's eyes, hands trembling.
She was extremely sensitive now, a gust of wind would nearly finish her off.
"Please, Boss! I swear I'll listen to whatever you say in the future. Just say the word and I won't argue. Tell me to..." She trailed off into sobs, "So uncomfortable, my thighs feel like there are ants crawling on them."
Lin Feng also pitied seeing her like this.
His heart softened somewhat.
After all she was his darling pet. How could he ignore her plight?
"There there, don't scare me alright? Close your mouth. I ain't going nowhere." Lin Feng lightly patted her back, holding her little wings and walking forward, "Gotta clean up your mess again."
"Thank you... Boss! Thanks!"
Although Red Scale was currently sick, at least she still had some sense.
Once they were alone, her true nature emerged unrestrained.
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
nd fell into a coma while saving his younger sister from an out-of-control car. He became a vegetable. No one knew that his consciousness had crossed into a world of cultivation. Over the course of sixty years, he began as the lowest kind of mine slave, struggling to survive amid mountains of corpses and seas of blood. By sheer chance, he eventually obtained the complete memories of a fallen Immortal King. Alchemy, medicine, formations, feng shui, physiognomy, artifact forging… Every great inheritance of the cultivation world was now his. But when he opened his eyes again, he discovered that ten full years had passed in the modern world. To pay for his treatment, his father had sold the family’s shop and house, leaving himself covered in lasting injuries and illness. His mother had cared for him day and night, and more than half of her hair had already turned white. His younger sister, who had been only fifteen back then, was now twenty-five. To help repay the family’s debts, she had been forced to lower her head and put on a smiling face in places of glittering lights and endless revelry. Only then did Chen Xuan understand that what he had lost was not merely ten years. He had lost the life his entire family was meant to have. The good news was that he had brought back the memories of an Immortal King’s entire lifetime. The bad news was that his soul had returned alone—his cultivation had not come with him. Spiritual energy was scarce, resources were depleted, and the modern world still had firearms, surveillance, capital, and laws. If he wanted to protect his family, break free from everyone’s control, and become truly invincible beneath the heavens, he would have to start all over again.
nce】【Lighthearted Comedy】【Ultimate Gentleman's Novel】【Viewer Discretion Advised for Under 16】 The mightiest human hero, Sharen Morian, is resurrected after a thousand years by his wife—the Demon King. This is not your typical hero-vs-demon-king tale.
s + Rent Collection Wealth】 At the start, he inherited a rundown house in the urban village from his grandfather. The house had no tenants, but the moment he was diagnosed with a terminal illness, a self-proclaimed empress from the Tianxuan Continent arrived as his first tenant. Ye Chuan soon discovered that with every new tenant moving in, not only did he receive massive daily payments, but he also obtained unique items related to their backgrounds. 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Tiger Strength Pill—dramatically enhances physical power!】 【Acquired Bai Qianshuang’s related item: Deer Blood Pill—significantly boosts vitality!】 …… From that day on, all sorts of bizarre tenants began appearing in the house: the empress from Tianxuan Continent, an apocalyptic sorceress from the Magic Realm, a mysterious scientific girl who fell through a spacetime rift… Every single day, he received strange, powerful items and endless money. Then one day, he suddenly realized—he had become invincible. Enough, enough! Stop giving me more!
