Three Years of Stupidity

"She's pregnant with two cubs. Eating and sleeping more, liking to yell randomly are all normal phenomena. Locking her in a cage means you don't need to worry about her anymore," the veterinarian spread his palm after just finishing the examination, "She looks very healthy. Casually enduring it will get her through."

Lin Feng was stunned where he stood. Although this was all within expectations, when it really happened, it still made him feel at a loss.

He wasn't even fully grown yet when he had to start raising babies.

In an instant, Lin Feng thought a lot in his mind.

Changing diapers, feeding, teaching the kids how to read and write...

Unintentionally, his gaze met with Yuna's, who was lying in bed.

As expected, she had an expression of shock on her face.

"Mas...Master," Yuna got out of bed and jogged over to hug Lin Feng, then pulled him outside, "Master, let's not stay here, let's go home!"

"You haven't paid yet, customer," the veterinarian put away his stethoscope, preparing to block them.

As he was dragged away, Lin Feng tossed over a few silver coins to him.

After arriving home, Yuna ignored the inquiries of several beast-eared maids and pulled Lin Feng straight towards the room.

Then she hugged him tightly.

"Were the words that person in white clothes said true?" From her gaze, Lin Feng vaguely sensed worry and fear.

Clearly, she did not actually want to be pregnant.

Lin Feng swallowed his saliva.

He appraised Yuna with his hand.

Sure enough, under the status bar were two inconspicuous words.

"Very regrettably, he didn't get a single word wrong."

Yuna's expression went blank, and suddenly two lines of tears slid down her face.

"What's wrong, why are you crying again?"

"I...I'm afraid of pain!" Yuna wailed and punched Lin Feng a few times, "I don't want to give birth..."

Lin Feng fell silent.

Previously, she had even been afraid of that, and now he was making her give birth.

It was also difficult for her.

But now that things had come to this, how could she not give birth?

The child couldn't possibly be stuffed back in, right?

"Don't worry about giving birth, I'll be with you the whole time," Lin Feng took her into his arms and gently soothed her, "I'm a top-tier good man after all."

"Liar...Master is a top-tier bad man..."

After a while, her crying gradually stopped. Looking again, she had fallen asleep again, her eyes still wet.

Lin Feng quietly tucked the blanket over her, then quietly snuck out of the room.

As soon as he opened the door, he saw two gossiping rabbit girls with their ears against the wall, clearly eavesdropping.

"You!" Emily pointed at Lin Feng, about to yell loudly, then Rosa Linda smacked her on the head.

"Yuna is sleeping, keep your voice down," Rosa Linda said, then put her ear back against the wall.

That was just what Lin Feng was about to say.

This time Emily learned to be smart and pointed at Lin Feng, saying in a low voice, "You got Yuna pregnant, bad man!"

Although Lin Feng was panicking inwardly, he pretended to be calm. "We've been together for so long, of course there would be a fruit of love eventually. Normal, normal."

"Then how come I don't have one?" Emily patted her belly, "I want one too!"

"Maybe...just luckier?"

"What luckier? This luck is terrible! I was planning on having ten!"

Rosa Linda chuckled lightly with meaningful glance at her.

An image instantly emerged in Lin Feng's mind - over a dozen children surrounding him.

Ten babies?

What kind of super dad is this?

"I...didn't hear wrong, right?" Lin Feng hurriedly used his pinky finger to dig out some earwax.

Emily had her arms akimbo and said seriously, "You didn't hear wrong, it's ten."

"What's wrong with having more babies? A lively household with more people."

"I like you, what's wrong with having a few more?"

"Our family has plenty of money anyway, don't need to worry about not affording meals. If the house isn't big enough, we can just buy another one nearby."

After Emily's barrage of words, Lin Feng was sweating bullets.

"Madame, please spare me. Absolutely not, one or two are already noisy enough, can't handle ten."

If each were like how Lin Feng was before, it would be even more f*cked.

Not eating the breakfast money his parents gave him, skipping school every day to go to the black internet cafe next door to play games.

"What's so hard about raising kids? Just lock them in a room and throw them a few carrots to stay alive," Rosa Linda scratched the fur in her ears and said, "If they misbehave, warn them first. If they still don't improve after being told, then beat them."

???

Suddenly, Lin Feng felt some sympathy for Emily.

What kind of hardcore child-raising method is this?

These are children, not pets!

"I also want to give birth, quickly, right now!"

Lin Feng swallowed his saliva and shook his head to refuse.

Wait until Yuna gives birth first, then talk about it.

"Please help look after Yuna, let me know immediately if she wakes up. I have to take care of something right now."

Rosa Linda nodded.

With her here, Lin Feng felt at ease.

After perfunctorily dealing with the two bunnies, he wandered around the house and used Identification on everyone.

Very good.

Currently only Yuna was pregnant.

Just then, Rosa Linda peeked her head out from the second floor. Lin Feng instantly understood.

Entering the room, he found Emily pulling Yuna.

"You lie down first, I've found the person for you."

"Master...where did Master go..."

Yuna looked very uneasy, but became even more excited the moment she saw Lin Feng.

She shook off Emily's restraints and hugged Lin Feng tightly.

The strength almost suffocated him.

Then in broad daylight she dragged Lin Feng onto the bed and covered them both with the quilt.

The sound of their breathing was clearly audible in the cramped space.

"I want to sleep while hugging Master..."

"You didn't used to be like this before," Lin Feng pinched her cheek, "Even without hugging me, I wouldn't have run away."

Unexpectedly, Yuna's face filled with resentment at these words: "Just now, you disappeared again."

"I won't anymore now." Lin Feng turned around to embrace her, then took advantage of the situation. "If you're sleepy then sleep a bit more."

Yuna nodded, then suddenly took out a rope from somewhere and tied their hands together.

"I told you I won't sneak away."

"What if...I wake up one day and you're gone. Leaving me alone to raise the child in hardship and destitution..."

Just imagining that scenario, Yuna's eyes became moist again.

"Nonsense. My house is still here, where could I run? A monk can run away but the temple remains," Lin Feng glanced at the thin hemp rope and continued, "What's more, if I really wanted to run, this little hemp rope couldn't restrain me at all. Ten of you couldn't block me."

Yuna froze for a moment.

Pregnant women lose wit for three years, she wasn't very bright right now.

"Please...don't run away."

"Sleep at ease. I won't run."

"Wuu wuu," Yuna burrowed into Lin Feng's embrace, slightly closing her eyes.

Having learned from past mistakes, this time she didn't sleep even when tired, only pretending to sleep occasionally to observe whether Lin Feng had left.

In the end, as she pretended, she fell asleep.