"Shi Hao, Shi Yuan, the two of you go."
The man at the head of the hall waved his hand dismissively.
From the crowd of countless experts below, two figures clad in black robes stepped forward and stood silently.
"First, ensure that the centipede and that soul entity are eliminated."
"Second, if they are connected to Zhao Qi's disappearance, find Zhao Qi while you're at it."
"Third, keep an ear out for any unusual disturbances. See if there are any strange phenomena or unusual individuals appearing. With luck, you might even stumble upon the reincarnation of a Saint."
The two black-clad figures nodded before vanishing into thin air.
The next day.
After feasting and drinking their fill at the Yunjie Sect, the Nightwind Centipede and the Spirit King were preparing to depart, escorted respectfully by the sect members.
"Honored guests, please convey my regards to Lord Lu Benwei upon your return. Once my cultivation stabilizes, I shall return to Dark Shadow Island to serve him."
At the mountain gate, Bai Mei knelt and spoke with reverence.
She understood perfectly well who had granted her everything she now possessed.
Thus, despite awakening her Supreme Golden Bones, she felt no arrogance—knowing full well that Lu Benwei could bestow such a constitution as easily as he could take it away.
"Lady Bai, please rise."
With a wave of its claw, the centipede gently lifted Bai Mei with an unseen force.
"Your sincerity alone is more than enough. Big Brother will surely be pleased. Originally, he intended to come himself, but matters arose that prevented his arrival."
"However, he did instruct me to bring you two pellets of Dog Brother’s dog food."
"Here, take them quickly."
The centipede produced two pellets and handed them to Bai Mei.
"Many thanks for this generous gift."
Bai Mei accepted them with utmost care, tucking them away as if they were priceless treasures.
Beside her, Guan Ling’s eyes turned green with envy.
Wait—what?
There’s someone even higher above?
Serve him?
Gah.
A realization struck Guan Ling. Back then, hadn’t Su Yu'er sent out invitations to female disciples of various sects, asking them to serve some "Big Brother"?
At the time, the whole affair had seemed absurd, even earning Su Yu'er quite a bit of backlash. Guan Ling himself had dismissed it as nonsense. But looking back now—this wasn’t absurdity at all! It was a heaven-sent opportunity!
Because out of everyone, Bai Mei was the only one who had agreed to Su Yu'er’s "ridiculous" request. And what happened after she returned? She awakened her Supreme Golden Bones. What did that mean?
It meant that the figure behind all this could create Supreme Golden Bones with his bare hands!
The mere thought made Guan Ling feel like he was losing his mind, his heart pounding wildly.
"HAHAHA!"
Guan Ling burst into laughter, grabbing Su Yu'er and rubbing his scratchy beard against her face.
"My dear disciple, my wonderful, brilliant disciple!"
His face scrunched up in sheer delight.
Forget everything else—just the fact that Su Yu'er had forged this connection made him feel invincible!
"Master, what are you doing?"
Su Yu'er protested, wiping her delicate face with a look of disgust.
But Guan Ling paid her no mind. Instead, he eagerly sidled up to Nightwind and the Spirit King.
"Hehehe... Honored guests, might I ask... does that Big Brother of yours still need more servants? If so, would I do?"
He flexed his muscles for emphasis.
"I can wipe tables, pour water—anything!"
Nightwind rolled its eyes and replied dryly, "Big Brother only likes them soft. Understand?"
Guan Ling’s eyes lit up. "Understood, absolutely understood!"
With that, he clamped his legs together, stomped the ground, and puckered his lips, nearly letting out a full-blown "uwu."
Clearly, the allure of Supreme Golden Bones had stripped him of all dignity.
"So, Honored Guest... how about it?"
As he struck this ridiculous pose, the elders behind him nearly dropped their jaws.
But the next moment, they too clamored forward.
"Me! Me! Pick me!"
"Hahaha! This old man can be soft or firm—whatever pleases the master!"
"UwU! Don’t let my eight-foot stature fool you—I’ve always had the heart of a maiden!"
A frenzied mob of elders swarmed forward, elbowing each other for attention.
"PISS OFF!"
Nightwind’s face darkened, its insides churning with disgust. Without another word, it grabbed the Spirit King and fled, leaving Guan Ling and the others blinking in confusion.
"What are you all gawking at? Get back to training!"
Guan Ling barked, his voice stern and authoritative—his demeanor now the very picture of an immortal sage. Who could have imagined the spectacle he’d just made of himself?
Meanwhile, as Nightwind and the Spirit King exited the Yunjie Sect...
Two black-clad figures descended from the sky, their gazes locked onto the pair with deadly intent.

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

ver to a world of cultivation and returned invincible. Modern medicine is child's play compared to elixirs; technological might crumbles before true cultivation. My name is Qin Ning, Earth's sole cultivator!

lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)