I Am the Lead Actor

Testing the house directly was less risky than testing the landlord directly.

The [Man-Eating House] was almost incapable of hunting prey on its own, which was why it had a landlord who could move around freely.

Zhu Yan's ability, [Complain], was only effective against thriller creatures of level 4 and below.

If he rashly tested the landlord, and the landlord noticed his little trick—and happened to be level 5...

Zhu Yan didn't dare take that gamble.

He followed the landlord up the old stairs, carefully observing the house's reactions.

If the house was level 4, then after [Complain] was used, it shouldn't have the energy to make noise.

Clack!

The stair plank right in front of Zhu Yan suddenly jolted, like a loud protest!

Then, the wooden floorboards of the entire house began to rattle even more violently, like someone jumping up and down in fierce indignation after suffering a grave offense.

So, the [Man-Eating House]... was level 5?

"So noisy. I called you a toad, and you really act like one."

Zhu Yan casually muttered a low-voiced [Complain].

He had intended to firmly conclude his guess that the house was level 5, but as soon as those words left his mouth, the originally clamorous house gradually went silent.

The wooden planks of the stairs tried to jump up, but unfortunately, they only lifted slightly before dropping back down, as if all their strength had been drained!

Zhu Yan's heart skipped a beat.

He followed the landlord, slowly climbing up to the corner, and calmed his mind to observe.

The [Man-Eating House], which had constantly been making crackling sounds, no longer rattled violently like before.

The crackling had indeed weakened significantly, sounding feeble and exhausted.

Alright, the house was level 4.

It was just that the first [Complain] hadn't drained all its strength, and the final [Complain] was the straw that broke the camel's back!

Zhu Yan looked up. The landlord's old red bathrobe swayed back and forth in his line of sight, making him feel that things were getting a bit tricky.

The landlord was level 5.

Unlike the [Man-Eating House] which couldn't hunt on its own, the landlord could move freely, making it inherently harder to deal with.

And a level 5 entity was an existence that neither his dagger nor his offensive abilities could handle.

What should he do?

While he was thinking, the landlord suddenly clamped down on Zhu Yan's arm, dragging him upward.

"Hurry up, kid!" it said irritably.

It yanked on the second-floor lights. The rushing smell of dust and blood made Zhu Yan involuntarily wrinkle his nose.

The second floor was even more cramped than the first, with a long, narrow corridor connecting three or four doors and another staircase at the very end.

The landlord's strength was too great.

It dragged Zhu Yan to the door closest to the stairs on the second floor and fished a key out of its pocket.

"This is your room, kid."

The landlord's voice was quite chilling, echoing through the corridor where the lighting was so dim it looked gray.

Zhu Yan could even hear the sound of saliva swirling around the tips of the landlord's teeth, causing his heart to clench slightly.

This wasn't his room; this was probably—

The mouth.

The door lock clattered. Zhu Yan's free hand tightly gripped the dagger in his pants pocket.

Up until now, things had gone just as he had anticipated, with no secondary accidents occurring for the time being.

However, with one hand pinned, he had to be cautious to the extreme in order to turn the tables next!

Zhu Yan calculated rapidly.

The dilapidated wooden door let out a teeth-aching creak.

The landlord couldn't wait any longer.

It raised a foot to kick the door open and violently shoved Zhu Yan toward the center of the pitch-black room.

"You can only eat half!" it shrieked sharply at the house. "Leave half for me!"

Now was the time!

With a thought, Zhu Yan immediately activated his ability, [Impersonate]!

The next second.

He fell hard into a trap that felt disgustingly slippery and was filled with slime.

The landlord lunged forward at the same moment, and the trap also immediately realized something was wrong, forcefully pushing Zhu Yan back up.

In the darkness, the landlord's mouth opened wide.

Zhu Yan could see the cold-gleaming saliva wrapped around its rotting teeth, only a foot away from his face.

"Enough!" he shouted decisively.

His voice transformed into a slightly hoarse female voice—

Perhaps it was because of the [Impersonate] ability taking effect after leveling up, or perhaps [Impersonate] inherently had this function.

Zhu Yan didn't know.

He had never before dared to [Impersonate] a high-level thriller creature that he had only met once and hadn't even heard speak!

Under the dim light, obvious terror suddenly erupted in the landlord's murky eyes.

It abruptly twisted its body, forcing itself to miss its pounce.

Zhu Yan felt a wave of relief.

Using the upward thrust from behind, he landed steadily on the room's old, brittle carpet.

The slime inside the [Man-Eating House]'s mouth seemed corrosive; Zhu Yan felt a dense itch spreading across his back.

The itch was intense, showing signs of turning into pain.

—But he could endure it.

He had to endure it; he needed to keep this game going.

Zhu Yan turned around with an elegant posture, looking down condescendingly at the landlord groveling on the floor.

"You... You..."

The landlord trembled hoarsely. It seemed to have rolled on the ground, leaving ash stains on its red velvet pajamas.

In its eyes, the human before it had swept away all previous weakness and annoyance—no, no, this wasn't a human at all.

This was a woman wearing a gorgeous dark red dress, its Rococo-style hem occupying nearly half the room.

Her entire body was rotting and ulcerated, her skin a livid gray, and her hollow eye sockets stared at it like an abyss.

"You... Why are you...?"

The landlord looked up at Zhu Yan, its sagging facial skin wrinkling into an expression of fear mixed with a trace of confusion.

Zhu Yan didn't miss this faint trace of confusion.

This fully ulcerated woman was the noblewoman suspected of having syphilis that he had seen on the third floor of the [Hall of Mourning].

At that time, Miss Doppelganger had mocked him for staring recklessly at high-level thriller creatures and had casually mentioned the [Abyssal Eye Club].

Zhu Yan had truly run out of options.

Although they had only crossed paths once, using [Impersonate] on someone he had actually seen was much more convincing than trying to [Impersonate] an imagined high-level doppelganger.

He bit down hard on the tip of his tongue, forcing himself not to tremble from the increasingly severe pain and itching on his back.

"You really think highly of yourself! What right do you have to question the tastes of the [Abyssal Eye Club]?"

Zhu Yan looked at the landlord with a cold sneer, throwing the question back and letting out a meaningful sigh.

"Can't even afford the rent for the [Man-Eating House]..."

"I see this house of yours has been starving for quite a long time, hasn't it?"

He observed the landlord; clearly, the words [Abyssal Eye] had intimidated it.

The landlord didn't grow suspicious and trembled even more violently.

"I... I'm sorry, spare my life, Madam. I didn't mean to fall into arrears!"

Just as expected.

Zhu Yan calculated inwardly.

Being able to use the word arrears meant it had been at least a month since the rent was paid.

He maintained his silence. In this kind of situation, silence often tormented the other party's state of mind, forcing them to speak more.

A few seconds later, the landlord groveled even lower.

"Madam, I... I... I didn't mean to starve it either... No, I didn't mean to use you to feed it either, I..."

It gritted its teeth. Who could have known that high-level anomalies possessed such a twisted hobby of pretending to be human!

"I... there is an instance tonight. I will use two players to fill its stomach, I swear."

Two players. That was a new piece of information.

Zhu Yan raised his eyebrows.

Besides him, who else could it be?

Was it someone else from the police department?

Recommend Series

Every Sect Member Gives Me One Year of Cultivation Every Day

Every Sect Member Gives Me One Year of Cultivation Every Day

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

Vanished for a Millennium, How Did My Dilapidated Sect Become a Sacred Site?

Vanished for a Millennium, How Did My Dilapidated Sect Become a Sacred Site?

ing gift was a patch of barren land, and disciples were all picked up along the way. He spent fifty years diligently building three "ramshackle little sects," thinking he could finally live a carefree life relying on his disciples. But right at the fifty-year mark, he was suddenly swept away by a spatial rift and exiled to the Chaos Desolation, the Disorderly Ruins. There was no spiritual energy there, only slaughter. Relying on the cultivation feedback from his disciples, Gu Changyuan hacked his way through a sea of blood for eleven hundred years. When the system finally fished him back out, he discovered the ramshackle little sects he'd built back then had developed a rather... unusual style. Hold on... I vanished for a thousand years, so how did my ramshackle little sects become holy lands?!

My Daily Cultivation Life with a Clumsy Female Disciple

My Daily Cultivation Life with a Clumsy Female Disciple

world slacker. But a genius female disciple just had to get clingy, insisting that he take her as a disciple. Not only that, she was always making advances on him, thoroughly disrupting his peaceful slacker life...

Stop It! Your Archrival Can’t Become Your Wife

Stop It! Your Archrival Can’t Become Your Wife

【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)