The thirty-fifth floor of the office tower offered a sweeping, unobstructed view of the cityscape. Chen Qin stood by the floor-to-ceiling window, gazing at the shimmering bay in the distance as she took a sip of coffee, lost in thought.
"Knock, knock."
"Come in."
The office door swung open, and her assistant stepped inside. "Director Chen, the planning department has finalized the meeting proposal. Please review it."
Chen Qin's expression remained calm as she returned to her seat. After carefully going through the document, she signed her name.
"Proceed with this plan. Also, notify Lisa to compile the financial report on last quarter’s investment losses—I need to see it."
"Understood, Director Chen." The assistant hesitated before adding, "Regarding the Longhu development project... we might need to allocate an additional 100 million yuan."
"Got it. You may leave."
"Yes."
As the assistant turned to go, Chen Qin suddenly called out, "Wait."
"Is there anything else, Director Chen?"
"What’s on my schedule for this afternoon?"
"Director Chen, you have no other commitments this afternoon, but Director Yang has requested to have dinner with you." The assistant smiled. "It might be nice to relax with Director Yang."
Chen Qin shot her a cool glance. "Since when do you schedule my personal time?"
Realizing her mistake, the assistant immediately lowered her head. "M-my apologies, Director Chen."
"Get out."
"Yes."
Once the door closed, Chen Qin leaned back in her chair, staring at the scenic wallpaper on her computer. With a quick keystroke, the image switched to a photo of a young man.
"I wonder what that guy is up to right now." A faint smile touched her lips as she cradled her coffee, gently swiveling her chair like a lovestruck girl.
After a moment’s hesitation, she glanced at her phone but wavered.
Would he think I’m clingy? Annoying?
Finally, she straightened up and tapped out a message:
Chen Qin: It’s past three—time for tea!
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She stared at the chat window, but there was no "typing" indicator. Sighing, she rested her delicate fingers against her chin and set the phone aside.
Ding.
A notification chimed, and Chen Qin immediately snatched up her phone.
[Battery low: 20% remaining]
Chen Qin: "..."
Expressionless, she tossed it onto the wireless charger. Just then, another notification sounded.
She grabbed it again.
Ye Shuang: Aren’t you working?
Chen Qin couldn’t help but grin: I’m off today. So bored at home—come take me out, will you?
She deliberately avoided mentioning she was still at the office, not wanting to pressure Ye Shuang with the implication that all her free time was reserved for him.
Because she feared he’d find her irritating.
Ye Shuang: I’m on the clock. Next time.
Chen Qin’s cheeks puffed out.
Chen Qin: Take the day off. I’ll cover your wages~
Ye Shuang: And you call yourself a boss? Zero professional ethics.
Chen Qin: Meanie. Fine, I’ll find another guy!
Ye Shuang: Okay.
Chen Qin: I’m serious!
Ye Shuang: Mhm.
Chen Qin: Don’t you dare whine later—get out here!
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Ye Shuang: ...
Ye Shuang: Come over for dinner tonight. Still dealing with a few girls here, and I just stuck it in.
Chen Qin: The hell??????
Ye Shuang: A thermometer. What did you think?
Chen Qin: Ugh, fine. Dinner at your place. Make my favorites—garlic scallops, a good soup, and sand ginger chicken.
Ye Shuang: You’re really not holding back, huh? Fine.
Chen Qin: Heh.
Setting down her phone, Chen Qin suddenly felt her nose tickle.
Achoo!
...
Hatchoo!
Meanwhile, in the school infirmary, Ye Shuang sneezed. Rubbing his nose, he figured the AC was set too low—despite the summer heat creeping in.
"Nurse~~ I’m so hot~"
"Nurse, do I have a fever~~?"
"Nurse, nurse~~ I don’t feel good~~~"
Three female students sat before him, their voices sickly sweet. Even without checking the thermometer, Ye Shuang could feel the heat radiating off them.
He sighed inwardly. The air in the infirmary was thick with hormones.
Soon, the results confirmed his suspicion—no actual fever.
After ushering the trio out, Ye Shuang returned to his seat. Being a school nurse was easier than expected; most "patients" these days were just lovesick girls.
"Out of gum."
Patting his pockets, he stood to visit the school store—though he knew chewing too much would square his jaw.
Quitting smoking was a marathon, battling not just physical cravings but psychological addiction.
After grabbing a pack of sour plum lozenges, he wandered onto the sports field for a stroll.
In the distance, a PE class was underway. Squinting under the tree shade, Ye Shuang couldn’t quite tell if it was Yu You’s class.
"Pervy old man, what are you doing out here?"
The sudden voice made him start. He glanced around but saw no one.
"Up here."
Looking up, he spotted a short-haired girl perched on a tree branch, legs dangling.
Ye Shuang: "..."
"Why are you up there?"
"Tired. Needed a seat." An Shiyu peered down, her bangs framing sharp eyes. Despite wearing a pleated skirt, she seemed unbothered by Ye Shuang’s upward gaze and lazily added,
"Don’t get any ideas, creeper. I’m wearing safety shorts."
Ye Shuang’s eye twitched. "I wasn’t looking! And since when did I go from ‘lecher’ to ‘pervy old man’?!"
"Also, who the hell sits on a tree branch to rest?!"
An Shiyu merely shrugged. "Says the gropey uncle. So nosy."
Then, to his shock, she leaned backward—hanging upside down from the branch until their faces were inches apart. "A ninja’s core skill is blending into any environment."
Ye Shuang gaped at her legs, still hooked securely on the branch, then at her inverted smirk. Damn impressive.
But as his gaze drifted lower, he remarked, "Your hairline’s receding?"
The words made An Shiyu jolt—and she plummeted.
Ye Shuang lunged forward, instinctively catching her.
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
ap a wealthy young lady? Or else I'll be eliminated by the system? Ye Feng, who awakened the Kidnapper System, originally wanted to live a peaceful life but never imagined he would become a kidnapper of young women. However, after some time, he discovered that all the girls the system ordered him to kidnap were far from ordinary. "Big brother Ye Feng~ You've kidnapped my heart, and now you're not allowed to leave me ever again~" "Ye Feng~ You kidnapped me back then, now it's my turn to capture you♡" "Little Feng, you're mine! You can only be mine!" "Ye Feng, none of them deserve you. Only I love you the most♡" ... This is madness, they've all gone mad! Wait, what? Why are all the girls I kidnapped yanderes?!
