"Even couples sometimes sleep in separate rooms, you know."
"Isn't there a saying that middle-aged couples can kiss once and have good dreams for several nights?"
At night, Ye Shuang, who had just finished showering, sat cross-legged on the bed, explaining to the girl hugging a pillow in front of him. After all, they couldn't sleep together every day.
Who knows, they might end up having a child.
Bai Yuyou, who had also showered not long ago, sat on the bed in a duck-like position, her legs dazzlingly white.
"We... are young," Bai Yuyou said softly, resting her face on the pillow. "We... will have good dreams."
Ye Shuang, however, maintained his firm stance, "No way, starting today, we need to sleep separately one day a week."
After all, how else can one be independent?
Seeing Ye Shuang's stern face, Bai Yuyou slowly stood up. The two beds were separated by a five or six-meter passageway, and as she hugged her pillow and walked back, she glanced back every couple of steps.
As if asking—
[Will you call me back?]
But Ye Shuang remained resolute.
After turning off the lights, Ye Shuang looked at the neon lights outside the window and pulled the curtains closed—the apartment was on the 21st floor, so the view was decent, offering a glimpse of the city's night scenery.
However, Ye Shuang preferred the view from old neighborhoods, not particularly beautiful but rich in life's essence.
It was unclear how much time had passed when Ye Shuang, closing his eyes to sleep, suddenly heard faint footsteps.
Though the sound was soft, it was particularly jarring in the dim, quiet environment. The footsteps gradually approached and finally slipped into his bed.
The girl skillfully snuggled beside Ye Shuang, draping a slender leg over him.
"Yuyou, you're being naughty again," Ye Shuang said.
But Bai Yuyou buried her face in Ye Shuang's shoulder, motionless as if asleep. If Ye Shuang didn't know she had just laid down, he would have been fooled.
At that moment, Bai Yuyou suddenly handed over a small card, keeping her head down.
Ye Shuang squinted, reading the words under the faint nightlight—
【•ω•`) It's 12 o'clock, a new day has begun】
On the back of the card,
【(。•ω•) Yuyou is already asleep, you just need to hold her to sleep】
Ye Shuang: "..."
He silently checked the time on his phone.
0:00
Well, that's a clever trick.
"Smack!" Ye Shuang slapped the girl's backside, "You don't usually show such cleverness!"
The night passed without further words, and the next day arrived.
As dawn broke, Ye Shuang got up.
After wrapping the octopus-like Yuyou in the blanket like a sushi roll, he went downstairs to the kitchen on the first floor.
"Meow," Wan came over, rubbing against his ankle—usually, Wan wouldn't be up at this hour. Cats are creatures that recognize their surroundings, so it felt unfamiliar here and didn't sleep well.
Cats recognize objects, dogs recognize people.
Meaning cats are only familiar with scents they've encountered and are sensitive to changes in their environment, while dogs only recognize their owners and are indifferent to environmental changes.
Ye Shuang picked up Wan and placed it on his shoulder; this little guy was getting chubbier.
Then, Ye Shuang started preparing breakfast.
After quickly warming up some milk, Ye Shuang cracked an egg into a frying pan and started cooking. The sizzling sound of the oil startled Yiwan, making the little creature dart off Ye Shuang's shoulder and scurry under the sofa.
"This little guy needs a claw trim," Ye Shuang remarked, rubbing his shoulder where Yiwan's claws had dug in during its sudden leap.
Next, Ye Shuang opened the oven and took out some half-baked pineapple buns, ready to finish baking them. Once they were done, he skillfully sliced them open and inserted a pat of butter into each bun—completing the classic pineapple butter breakfast.
In the quiet morning, with only the sounds of the kitchen and the distant chime of a wind bell, Ye Shuang felt a sense of calm wash over him.
He made himself a cup of coffee and quietly savored the moment.
After a short while, there was a knock at the door. Ye Shuang got up from the sofa to answer it and found Tang Keke, her face lit with excitement.
"Morning, brother."
"Morning. Come join me for breakfast," Ye Shuang said with a smile.
Incidentally, this apartment was located right in the commercial plaza, closer to Tang Keke's home, which was part of the plaza's residential complex—in a way, they were neighbors, more or less.
"Wow, it's beautiful," Tang Keke exclaimed as she wandered around the apartment, clearly taken with the natural wood furniture.
Her eyes practically sparkled. "When I have money, I'm going to buy an apartment like this!"
"Apartments are better rented than bought," Ye Shuang replied, sipping his coffee with a grin.
"Why?"
"Let me think..." Ye Shuang pondered for a moment before explaining, "The property rights are usually for fewer years, and utilities are charged at commercial rates."
"Plus, most apartments don't have gas lines because the layouts are too small to meet the regulations."
Tang Keke noticed the gas stove nearby. "Brother, why do you have one then?"
"I said most apartments. Some do have gas, especially since our city has some specific regulations. But older apartments might not benefit from them."
Tang Keke nodded, half-understanding, and cheerfully said, "When I have money, I'll just buy a villa. I heard you can get one for just over a million in Zhongshan."
"That's not a bad idea," Ye Shuang chuckled.
Zhongshan City is adjacent to Haizhu City, and the area where Ye Shuang lives is close to Zhongshan. Compared to the high property prices in Haizhu City, many people in this district choose to buy homes in the neighboring city, as it's just across the street.
"Here, have some pineapple butter buns," Ye Shuang said, handing Tang Keke a pair of disposable gloves. "Eat while they're hot."
"Hehe," Tang Keke thanked him and didn't hesitate to dig in.
Considering letting Bai Yuyou sleep a bit longer, Ye Shuang didn't rush to wake her. Instead, he moved to the balcony.
The balcony was enclosed, as most apartment balconies are, typically featuring floor-to-ceiling windows rather than open spaces.
As for drying clothes, a washer and dryer took care of that task.
"Big brother, you're really skilled at doing housework. What did you do before?" Tang Keke asked, her cheeks puffed up as she munched on a pineapple bun, watching Ye Shuang's back as he took clothes out of the dryer. It was the first time she voiced her curiosity.
"I was a boss, making billions," Ye Shuang replied.
"You're lying. If you were a boss, you wouldn't be doing housework like this," Tang Keke said in a tone that suggested she found his teasing of little kids amusing.
"My dad used to run a company too, and he was hardly ever home," she added.
Hearing this, Ye Shuang couldn't help but chuckle. "Alright, you caught me. I can't make billions."
"Keke, could you help me wake up Yu You?" he asked.
"Sure thing, leave it to me," she replied cheerfully.

orn and Humiliation】【Forced Love】 In his past life, Lin Ran was betrayed and murdered by his girlfriend and family, while the yandere female aristocrat, who had treated him as a mere plaything, avenged him by doing in his enemies. Upon seeing the yandere female aristocrat lying in the same coffin, ready to die with him, Lin Ran realized how profoundly mistaken he had been. Reborn, he abandoned the fickle campus beauty and wholeheartedly embraced the yandere female aristocrat's arms. "Ran! If I dig out your eyes and turn them into a specimen, you'll only be able to look at me!" Lin Ran: "Darling, kiss me!" "Ran! If I break your legs, you won't run away anymore, right?" Lin Ran: "Love, hold me tight!" "Ran! If..." Lin Ran: "Hush now! Love me more!" Luo Yao: ... Seeing his scumbag dad: "Take him out!" Seeing his stepmother: "Get rid of her!" Seeing his brother: "Eliminate him!" Seeing his white moonlight: "Send that to Southeast Asia!"

young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."

rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!

ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.