On the day of the physical examination.
A large crowd of people stood in the gymnasium. Whether it was a coincidence or not, Ye Shuang happened to be in charge of checking the height and weight of the Business Administration students, which included the class of Bai Yuyou and the others. Since he was checking more than one class, it would eventually be Keke and her friends' turn anyway.
Sitting on a small chair, Ye Shuang looked at the height and weight scale next to him, silently waiting for the students to come in.
If there was anything out of place, it would be the short-haired girl in a white coat sitting next to him, currently chewing on a lollipop and playing with her phone.
"Aren't you a student? Why are you here?" Seeing An Shiyu sitting there as well, Ye Shuang asked, feeling a bit speechless.
"I'm also a school doctor at this college, why can't I be here?" An Shiyu didn't even turn her head.
"Since when were you a school doctor?" Ye Shuang was taken aback.
Hearing this, An Shiyu turned back to glance at Ye Shuang. Her teeth made a crunching sound against the candy. The girl gave him a deadpan look with dot-like eyes, then took out her phone and tapped on it.
At the same time, Ye Shuang's phone also rang.
He took a look and found it was a message in the group chat.
[Yinshan College School Doctors Group]
An Shiyu: Hello everyone, I am the new school doctor, An Shiyu.
Dr. Mou: Welcome, welcome! Welcome, Miss Anshi.
Dr. Xu: Welcome, welcome.
Dr. Luo: A warm welcome.
An Shiyu looked at Ye Shuang again. "Right?"
Ye Shuang: "..."
Isn't this an abuse of power?
At this moment, the students also walked in. Perhaps because Bai Yuyou and the others were in Class One, Ye Shuang immediately locked onto their figures.
Bai Yuyou, Tang Keke, and Taozi, the few girls, were gathered together, chatting about who knows what.
"Hmm..."
The physical examination soon began.
A few girls came over first holding their medical examination forms. Ye Shuang took a look and noticed two of them had pale faces, looking as if they hadn't eaten for days.
Ye Shuang: "..."
Weren't they trying a bit too hard just for a weight check?
However, Tang Keke and Bai Yuyou didn't do that. After all, they had finished a huge basin of crayfish just last night.
"Th-thank you, doctor." After the girl finished measuring her weight and left, her steps were so light and floaty that Ye Shuang worried if she might collapse.
"Next."
Ye Shuang glanced up and saw a tall girl step forward, handing over her medical examination form. "Here!"
"Ducky, step on." This girl was, of course, An Shiyaya. After taking her form, Ye Shuang was just about to start the machine when he noticed An Shiyaya slouching.
"Ducky, you're slouching, straighten up a bit."
"Oh..." An Shiyaya straightened her back, but her knees were slightly bent.
Ye Shuang: "..."
"Do you... perhaps dislike your height?" Ye Shuang asked.
"N-no, I don't," An Shiyaya said, not forgetting to emphasize, "I am definitely not over 1.8 meters!"
"Uh... just stand properly first, otherwise you'll waste the time of the students behind you." Ye Shuang said helplessly.
"Alright." Hearing Ye Shuang say that, An Shiyaya somewhat reluctantly stood up straight. As the measuring device descended, Ye Shuang glanced at the reading.
"An Shiyaya, 177cm, 71kg."
"Yay." An Shiyaya immediately raised her fist in triumph.
"Ducky, please don't bend your legs the moment the measuring device comes down." Ye Shuang said expressionlessly.
"Ugh..."
"An Shiyaya, 180cm, 71kg." In the end, An Shiyaya walked away seemingly enveloped in a gloomy aura. However, girls who were 1.8 meters tall were indeed rare, but there was no need to feel inferior about it. After all, a pair of long legs was something others couldn't get even if they envied it.
After measuring a few more students, Ye Shuang soon noticed Bai Yuyou and the others walking over.
The girls swapped positions back and forth a few times, finally putting Taozi at the very front.
"It seems like no one wants to go first," Taozi couldn't help but laugh as she handed her form to Ye Shuang.
"Tao Xiaotao, 156cm, 48kg."
Taozi didn't feel much after seeing her results. She simply thanked Ye Shuang and stood to the side, waiting for Bai Yuyou and the others to finish their measurements.
Next was Bai Yuyou.
"Bai Yuyou, 168cm, 56kg."
After Bai Yuyou finished, she obediently stood beside Taozi. It was obvious that she didn't care much about her weight either.
Finally, Tang Keke slowly walked up.
"Blinking at me is useless." Tang Keke was blinking vigorously at Ye Shuang, but was flatly rejected by his single sentence.
"Whimper."
After Tang Keke stood on the scale, her data quickly came out.
"Tang Keke, 159cm, 60kg." Before Ye Shuang could start filling in the numbers, Tang Keke suddenly spoke up, "Wait, Brother, there is an error in the data."
Ye Shuang: "...?"
Clap, clap. Tang Keke clapped her small hands. The next second, Bai Yuyou appeared behind her and lifted up her heavy "burdens".
The original data of 60kg instantly dropped to 58kg.
"Hehe, this is the correct one," Tang Keke said proudly.
Ye Shuang was silent for a few seconds, then continued filling in the data, "Tang Keke, 159cm, 60kg."
"That's unfair, Brother! My backpack is quite large, you have to deduct some!"
"How can you even relate this to being unfair?!" Ye Shuang's mouth twitched.
"Just cut them off," An Shiyu chimed in.
After they made a fuss for a while, Ye Shuang had no choice but to write down 59kg for Tang Keke. He couldn't help it; her pitiful look made him feel a bit soft-hearted.
The students of Class One were basically done with their measurements. It was at this moment that Ye Shuang suddenly remembered An Shiyu, who had been sitting beside him playing on her phone the whole time, as well as An Shiyi, whom he hadn't seen all day.
"What about you? Your data hasn't been measured yet," Ye Shuang asked.
"Me?" An Shiyu looked as if she found it bothersome. "Don't you know?"
"Why would I know?" Ye Shuang felt helpless. After all, he had lost his memories regarding An Shiyu, though his past self might have known this data.
"I'm 1.6 meters," An Shiyu said.
Ye Shuang nodded. "And your weight?"
"Asking a girl for her weight is a very impolite thing to do." An Shiyu gave him the dot-eyes look again.
"How would I know if I don't ask? You won't even step on the scale." Ye Shuang was left speechless.
Hearing this, An Shiyu stood up. Just as Ye Shuang was a bit surprised that she would be so obedient as to go measure her weight, An Shiyu suddenly turned around and plopped herself right onto Ye Shuang's lap.
She shifted backward, adjusting to a comfortable angle. "Alright, measure it."
Ye Shuang: "..."
Do you take me for a weight scale?
ine. During your journey, you save an abandoned baby girl and become her elder brother】 【You rely on each other, becoming each other's support】 【At the end of the simulation, you shield the now-grown girl with your life, sacrificing yourself to block numerous demonic cultivators. You die, and the light in the girl's eyes fades】 …… 【Second Simulation: You are transported to a world where steam and magic coexist】 【You immerse yourself in the study of magic, obsessed with its research. One day, while out, you encounter a half-blooded demon girl wandering the streets. You take her in as your student】 【You teach the demoness what it means to be human, show her the beauty of the world, and nurture her into a miracle that surpasses even the gods】 【At the end of the simulation, you die of old age in front of the nearly immortal demoness due to your mortal lifespan】 …… One simulation after another, one encounter after another. Xu Xi suddenly felt something was off: "Wait, you said you're coming to the real world to find me?"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
