On the day of the physical examination.
A large crowd of people stood in the gymnasium. Whether it was a coincidence or not, Ye Shuang happened to be in charge of checking the height and weight of the Business Administration students, which included the class of Bai Yuyou and the others. Since he was checking more than one class, it would eventually be Keke and her friends' turn anyway.
Sitting on a small chair, Ye Shuang looked at the height and weight scale next to him, silently waiting for the students to come in.
If there was anything out of place, it would be the short-haired girl in a white coat sitting next to him, currently chewing on a lollipop and playing with her phone.
"Aren't you a student? Why are you here?" Seeing An Shiyu sitting there as well, Ye Shuang asked, feeling a bit speechless.
"I'm also a school doctor at this college, why can't I be here?" An Shiyu didn't even turn her head.
"Since when were you a school doctor?" Ye Shuang was taken aback.
Hearing this, An Shiyu turned back to glance at Ye Shuang. Her teeth made a crunching sound against the candy. The girl gave him a deadpan look with dot-like eyes, then took out her phone and tapped on it.
At the same time, Ye Shuang's phone also rang.
He took a look and found it was a message in the group chat.
[Yinshan College School Doctors Group]
An Shiyu: Hello everyone, I am the new school doctor, An Shiyu.
Dr. Mou: Welcome, welcome! Welcome, Miss Anshi.
Dr. Xu: Welcome, welcome.
Dr. Luo: A warm welcome.
An Shiyu looked at Ye Shuang again. "Right?"
Ye Shuang: "..."
Isn't this an abuse of power?
At this moment, the students also walked in. Perhaps because Bai Yuyou and the others were in Class One, Ye Shuang immediately locked onto their figures.
Bai Yuyou, Tang Keke, and Taozi, the few girls, were gathered together, chatting about who knows what.
"Hmm..."
The physical examination soon began.
A few girls came over first holding their medical examination forms. Ye Shuang took a look and noticed two of them had pale faces, looking as if they hadn't eaten for days.
Ye Shuang: "..."
Weren't they trying a bit too hard just for a weight check?
However, Tang Keke and Bai Yuyou didn't do that. After all, they had finished a huge basin of crayfish just last night.
"Th-thank you, doctor." After the girl finished measuring her weight and left, her steps were so light and floaty that Ye Shuang worried if she might collapse.
"Next."
Ye Shuang glanced up and saw a tall girl step forward, handing over her medical examination form. "Here!"
"Ducky, step on." This girl was, of course, An Shiyaya. After taking her form, Ye Shuang was just about to start the machine when he noticed An Shiyaya slouching.
"Ducky, you're slouching, straighten up a bit."
"Oh..." An Shiyaya straightened her back, but her knees were slightly bent.
Ye Shuang: "..."
"Do you... perhaps dislike your height?" Ye Shuang asked.
"N-no, I don't," An Shiyaya said, not forgetting to emphasize, "I am definitely not over 1.8 meters!"
"Uh... just stand properly first, otherwise you'll waste the time of the students behind you." Ye Shuang said helplessly.
"Alright." Hearing Ye Shuang say that, An Shiyaya somewhat reluctantly stood up straight. As the measuring device descended, Ye Shuang glanced at the reading.
"An Shiyaya, 177cm, 71kg."
"Yay." An Shiyaya immediately raised her fist in triumph.
"Ducky, please don't bend your legs the moment the measuring device comes down." Ye Shuang said expressionlessly.
"Ugh..."
"An Shiyaya, 180cm, 71kg." In the end, An Shiyaya walked away seemingly enveloped in a gloomy aura. However, girls who were 1.8 meters tall were indeed rare, but there was no need to feel inferior about it. After all, a pair of long legs was something others couldn't get even if they envied it.
After measuring a few more students, Ye Shuang soon noticed Bai Yuyou and the others walking over.
The girls swapped positions back and forth a few times, finally putting Taozi at the very front.
"It seems like no one wants to go first," Taozi couldn't help but laugh as she handed her form to Ye Shuang.
"Tao Xiaotao, 156cm, 48kg."
Taozi didn't feel much after seeing her results. She simply thanked Ye Shuang and stood to the side, waiting for Bai Yuyou and the others to finish their measurements.
Next was Bai Yuyou.
"Bai Yuyou, 168cm, 56kg."
After Bai Yuyou finished, she obediently stood beside Taozi. It was obvious that she didn't care much about her weight either.
Finally, Tang Keke slowly walked up.
"Blinking at me is useless." Tang Keke was blinking vigorously at Ye Shuang, but was flatly rejected by his single sentence.
"Whimper."
After Tang Keke stood on the scale, her data quickly came out.
"Tang Keke, 159cm, 60kg." Before Ye Shuang could start filling in the numbers, Tang Keke suddenly spoke up, "Wait, Brother, there is an error in the data."
Ye Shuang: "...?"
Clap, clap. Tang Keke clapped her small hands. The next second, Bai Yuyou appeared behind her and lifted up her heavy "burdens".
The original data of 60kg instantly dropped to 58kg.
"Hehe, this is the correct one," Tang Keke said proudly.
Ye Shuang was silent for a few seconds, then continued filling in the data, "Tang Keke, 159cm, 60kg."
"That's unfair, Brother! My backpack is quite large, you have to deduct some!"
"How can you even relate this to being unfair?!" Ye Shuang's mouth twitched.
"Just cut them off," An Shiyu chimed in.
After they made a fuss for a while, Ye Shuang had no choice but to write down 59kg for Tang Keke. He couldn't help it; her pitiful look made him feel a bit soft-hearted.
The students of Class One were basically done with their measurements. It was at this moment that Ye Shuang suddenly remembered An Shiyu, who had been sitting beside him playing on her phone the whole time, as well as An Shiyi, whom he hadn't seen all day.
"What about you? Your data hasn't been measured yet," Ye Shuang asked.
"Me?" An Shiyu looked as if she found it bothersome. "Don't you know?"
"Why would I know?" Ye Shuang felt helpless. After all, he had lost his memories regarding An Shiyu, though his past self might have known this data.
"I'm 1.6 meters," An Shiyu said.
Ye Shuang nodded. "And your weight?"
"Asking a girl for her weight is a very impolite thing to do." An Shiyu gave him the dot-eyes look again.
"How would I know if I don't ask? You won't even step on the scale." Ye Shuang was left speechless.
Hearing this, An Shiyu stood up. Just as Ye Shuang was a bit surprised that she would be so obedient as to go measure her weight, An Shiyu suddenly turned around and plopped herself right onto Ye Shuang's lap.
She shifted backward, adjusting to a comfortable angle. "Alright, measure it."
Ye Shuang: "..."
Do you take me for a weight scale?
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