Physical Examination

"Young people these days really aren't cutting it. Their constitutions are even weaker than the old ladies fighting over eggs at the morning market."

"Therefore, Yinshan College's annual physical examination has officially begun." Inside the classroom, the counselor, who was currently holding a regular meeting, pushed up the glasses on his nose and didn't forget to add, "Oh, by the way, every student's height and weight will be visible to everyone. They will be posted on the health bulletin board in the classroom."

As soon as he finished speaking, the entire class was in an uproar. What did that mean? Did it mean they could see everyone else's height and weight information?

"Counselor, isn't this a bit disrespectful to our privacy?" a girl immediately asked.

"Privacy?" Hearing this, the counselor just silently looked over. After seeing the flab on the girl's face, he slowly shifted his gaze away. "If you think your weight isn't suitable for public display, you can lose a little weight. If you gain it back after the physical exam, it won't be accurate anyway."

After saying that, the counselor left without looking back.

The class started chatting all at once. The boys didn't really care, as it was just a physical exam after all, but the girls started muttering about their weight. After all, the pursuit of beauty is a lifelong endeavor. Sometimes, between two people of the same height, whoever is heavier is the one who feels embarrassed.

"No way, we actually have to measure our weight." At this moment, Tang Keke touched her stomach and found it a bit fleshy.

After all, the food at her brother's house was too good. Moreover, she didn't know if it was because Bai Yuyou accompanied her during meals; whenever Keke saw her munching away happily, she always felt a surge of appetite. Over time, her appetite had grown significantly.

"Speaking of which... Yuyou, have you gained weight too?" Tang Keke looked at Bai Yuyou beside her and noticed that the other girl had indeed gotten a bit plumper.

Hearing this, Bai Yuyou subconsciously touched her own stomach. Her originally flat lower abdomen seemed slightly protruding in her sitting posture, and her curves had also gotten a bit larger.

"..."

"Ye Shuang said being too thin is unhealthy."

"What if you get as fat as a ball?" Tang Keke said.

Bai Yuyou thought about it upon hearing this. "Probably, Ye Shuang would say being a little chubby is also very cute."

Tang Keke: "..."

That was indeed something her brother would say.

...

[60.1kg]

In the Light Music Club that afternoon, Tang Keke stood on the scale and was instantly stunned.

She silently took off her jacket.

[60kg]

"120 jin? Waaaaah, I need to lose weight!" Tang Keke squatted down, holding her head and letting out a groundhog-like scream.

An Shiyi curled up lazily on the sofa, looking at the wailing Tang Keke not far away, and simply said, "I think your method is wrong."

"What?"

"Why don't you take off all your clothes?" An Shiyi showed dot-like eyes. "That way, you can be at least a little lighter."

Tang Keke suddenly realized. "Oh right, my bra even has metal clasps."

"Enough, stop deceiving yourself like this, it's too painful to watch." Linlin and Zhixia covered their faces on the side, as if feeling that Keke was a bit pathetic right now.

"Why don't we go running together?" Taozi asked from the side.

"Do I have to exercise?" Keke sprawled over the desk. "Is there any way to lose weight without exercising?"

"Well, you can replace high-calorie foods with low-calorie ones," Taozi said. "And you won't go hungry."

"That's easy!" Tang Keke's eyes lit up. "Taozi, tell me how to eat!"

Hearing this, Taozi searched her phone and finally showed a recipe to Tang Keke.

"Chicken breast... boiled vegetables... brown rice..." Tang Keke lifted her expressionless face from the recipe. "Why are all the delicious things so high in calories?"

"These terrible-tasting things have absolutely no reason to exist!"

(*・ω・) Bai Yuyou watched from the side and silently added, "I love eating all of them."

In the next second, Keke reached out and pushed her back.

"So many animals in nature crave calories, and humans have the lowest utilization rate of fat. You know, people used to starve to death in ancient times, let alone get fat," Taozi said. "We should be grateful for the dedication of every scientific researcher."

"I guess I'll just exercise then," Tang Keke whined. If she had to eat boiled vegetables, what was the point of living?

...

About ten minutes later, the door to the club room opened, and Ye Shuang walked in. "Good afternoon."

"Good afternoon, Mr. Ye."

Ye Shuang first patted the head of Bai Yuyou, who had leaned over, and then his gaze landed on the girl in the corner who was holding a guitar and lifting it up and down. "Keke, what are you doing?"

"Losing weight. Do not disturb." Tang Keke lifted the guitar up and then slowly lowered it. She had tied her hair up and even had a towel hanging around her neck.

"Using it as a barbell?" Ye Shuang teased. "Your face is completely red. Have you already done a few hundred reps?"

"Twenty," Bai Yuyou said from the side.

Ye Shuang: "..."

Isn't your stamina a bit too poor?

"Yo, what are you guys talking about?" At this moment, An Shiyu also popped out from behind Ye Shuang. Upon seeing Tang Keke's flushed face, she crossed her arms in confusion.

"Why are you taking a dump in public?"

An Shiyu's words instantly made Tang Keke lose her breath, and the lifted guitar smashed right into her own face: "Uwa?!"

"Keke?!" The people around immediately rushed over to check on her.

Fortunately, her skin wasn't broken. After all, the guitar was in its case, so it just bumped against her face slightly.

"So that's what happened. I know about the physical exam," Ye Shuang nodded slightly after understanding the situation. "After all, our school medical team will also be participating in the physical exam."

"However, I don't think girls need to fixate on the numbers on the scale. As long as you're healthy, that's enough," Ye Shuang said. "Recently, I've had a few malnourished girls in the school clinic. They were as skinny as skeletons, starving themselves purely for the sake of so-called beauty."

"Keke, you don't need to be so anxious. I think your current weight is perfectly fine."

After all, Tang Keke just looked a bit plump, not fat at all.

"But I want to lose just a tiny bit of weight," Tang Keke muttered.

In the next second, Tang Keke seemed to realize something. Her eyes lit up as she looked at Ye Shuang. "Brother, I just heard that you're in charge of the physical exam?"

"Yeah, our school medical team will be conducting the physical exams for you guys along with some outside medical staff," Ye Shuang said.

"Are you in charge of measuring height and weight, Brother?"

"I'm not sure about that." Ye Shuang had only just found out that the college was organizing physical exams. As for which grade, which class, or even what specific checkups he would be assigned to, he had absolutely no idea.

"Brother, help me fill in a lower number. At the very least, don't let it exceed 120," Tang Keke said.

"Uh..."