"Why did you do this?" Ye Shuang asked.
"I'm shorry..." An Shiyaya sat on the floor in a W-sit position, shrinking her head. "Y-you can do whatever you want to me, just don't tell anyone. I won't resist."
"Don't say such weird things." Ye Shuang was helpless. Did everyone in the Anshi family speak so weirdly?
An Shiyu was like this, and so was Anshi Yilang.
"Why did you sneak into the school infirmary like this?" Ye Shuang had to continue asking. He felt that apart from some special medicines, there shouldn't be anything worth stealing here, right?
But this infirmary did have special chemicals; just the right dose could poison an adult to death.
Even though he knew An Shiyaya, Ye Shuang felt it was better to ask clearly. If the other party didn't have a reasonable explanation, then Ye Shuang planned to hand her over to the higher-ups.
When it came to potential danger, many things couldn't be taken lightly.
"I, I..." An Shiyaya twiddled her fingers in circles, looking left and right.
"Bang!"
Right at this moment, the infirmary door was kicked open.
Ye Shuang turned his head to look, only to find the two fish standing outside, holding a box of sushi sashimi in their hands, which seemed to be today's lunch.
"Oh?"
At this time, An Shiyu and Anshi Yi, who had returned from the cafeteria, were a bit surprised that Ye Shuang was here. When she saw An Shiyaya kneeling on the floor, An Shiyu, who was carrying the sushi, seemed to understand something.
"Yo, training a girl in the infirmary? Uncle, you really are more of a pervert than I imagined."
"Count me in," Anshi Yi reached out her hand and said.
"Did you guys misunderstand something?" Ye Shuang said, then asked the two fish to close the door first. Otherwise, if other students saw this, who knew what rumors would spread about An Shiyaya.
"Oh." An Shiyu closed the door with the back of her foot, while Anshi Yi tugged at her skirt. "Come on, let's graduate today."
"What are you doing?!" Ye Shuang glared.
"S○X?"
"S my foot?!" Ye Shuang retorted. He pointed at An Shiyaya. "Now is not the time for jokes."
"Oh, you like big ones?" Anshi Yi asked. She looked at An Shiyaya; those things were probably padded.
Because they weren't that big when she was a kid.
"So that wasn't what I meant from the start." Ye Shuang was helpless. He finally realized that he couldn't communicate with the Anshi family at all. They were all cut from the same cloth, whether it was Old Master Anshi or these two fish.
"So what are you doing here?" An Shiyu also returned to her seat and sat down.
"T-that, I, I was..." An Shiyaya stammered.
"Slut," An Shiyu said with dot eyes.
"Eh?!"
"A bitch who likes to be trained," Anshi Yi added.
"I, I am not!" An Shiyaya was so anxious that she babbled a bunch of things in her hometown dialect, her two hands clenched into fists and shaking vigorously.
"Better explain the reason clearly first."
"Eh, Uncle is really protecting her, you perverted uncle who likes training."
"She knelt there herself." Ye Shuang reached out and chopped An Shiyu's head with his hand.
"Speak. You wouldn't want the fact that you were stealing things here to be spread out, right?" At this time, An Shiyu crossed her arms. "An Shiyaya."
"I'm sorry..."
"Remember to strip naked and kneel there when you apologize."
"I-I'm sorry!" An Shiyaya was almost brought to tears by the two fish.
"Alright, alright, stop messing around." Ye Shuang felt that things had become even more chaotic after the two fish arrived. At this time, he noticed the teary-eyed An Shiyaya taking off her outerwear.
"You calm down too!"
After finally getting everyone to calm down, Ye Shuang breathed a sigh of relief, then said seriously to An Shiyaya,
"Student Yaya, if you still don't tell the truth, I'll have no choice but to hand you over to the school... or rather, handing you over to the police might be more appropriate."
"N-no!"
"So what exactly were you trying to do?"
"Wu." An Shiyaya looked like she had given up, and finally whispered, "Shadow Clone... secret manual."
Finally, she shouted in despair, "I wanted to secretly learn the ninjutsu secret manual for Shadow Clones!"
Ye Shuang: "..."
Ye Shuang checked with his system and found that An Shiyaya actually wasn't lying.
"Pfft." An Shiyu held back a laugh with a meme face.
"Wuu wuu wuu, arrest me." An Shiyaya stretched out her hands, as if waiting for handcuffs.
"Secret manuals and whatnot, although it's a bit absurd, why did you think the infirmary would have one?" Ye Shuang asked.
"Because Little Yu often stays here, so... I thought maybe, there would be a secret manual." An Shiyaya said, looking a bit guilty.
She even went to look for Anshi Yilang, but for some reason, Grandpa Anshi insisted that there was no Shadow Clone Jutsu.
Even though she was also a member of the Anshi family.
"Why are you so obsessed with this?" Ye Shuang also asked curiously. Nowadays, ninjutsu wasn't really as effective as a shot of truth firepower, right?
"I..."
An Shiyaya didn't speak.
"Alright, you get up first, don't kneel there." Ye Shuang also told An Shiyaya to stand up.
"When will the police arrive?" An Shiyaya choked out.
"I didn't call the police," Ye Shuang said.
"Why?"
"Although it was a bit of nonsense, you didn't actually commit any crimes after all," Ye Shuang said, but this didn't mean An Shiyaya had no problems at all.
Education was still the main priority.
After An Shiyaya left, Ye Shuang had just sat down when two legs stretched over from his left and right. The movements were so smooth and flowing, as if they had been rehearsed countless times.
Ye Shuang: "..."
"What are you doing?" An Shiyu revealed her dot eyes.
Good heavens, I haven't even opened my mouth yet.
Seeing An Shiyu take the initiative to strike first, Ye Shuang's mouth twitched. However, he was still more concerned about what had just happened. "An Shiyaya, why is she so obsessed with ninja stuff? To me, she doesn't seem like a ninja at all, right?"
She was completely just pretending to be a ninja.
Cosplaying a ninja.
Just like a ninja enthusiast.
"Who knows?" An Shiyu said leisurely. "That girl always comes over wanting to challenge me to some ninja duel. She's too weak."
"Has she been like this since she was little?"
"Not really. When she was little, she was obviously a proper lady from a wealthy family," An Shiyu continued casually. "She became like that, it seems, ever since my parents passed away..."
Her voice came to an abrupt halt.
An Shiyu paused. She glanced at Anshi Yi, and at this moment, Anshi Yi also looked over.
"Could it be that An Shiyaya just wanted to have a common topic with you to build a good relationship?" Ye Shuang seemed to understand something.
An Shiyu: "..."
An Shiyu was unusually quiet for a few seconds. She reached out and touched her delicate ear but didn't say anything.
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
agon king storylines. At the start, I obtained the "Ultimate Lackey System" - the more I act as a lackey, the stronger I become. What else could I do? I chose to become the personal henchman of the ultimate villain, Su Muwan. I provoke all sorts of chosen ones, snatch away their opportunities, and commit every evil deed imaginable. You ask who's behind me? Hmph! You're not worthy of knowing my lady's name! ...... ....... I am Su Muwan, the eldest daughter of the Su family. Since childhood, I've possessed extraordinary talent in martial arts, which led to my arrogant and domineering personality in my past life. I was even foolish enough to repeatedly challenge those favored by heaven, ultimately resulting in a tragic death. In this life, I must behave and absolutely cannot walk the same path again!! However... SLAP!! "So you're the Dragon King, huh?!" When I saw my little lackey swagger over and viciously slap the Dragon King who was hiding his identity, I felt my heart sink. Su Muwan's suspended heart finally died as she watched Qin Luo, her utterly loyal lackey, standing before her. She fainted on the spot from shock. Heaven is determined to destroy me!! (Pure love 1v1, light-hearted, no angst, single female lead, villain, reincarnation, lackey)
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
