"Why did you do this?" Ye Shuang asked.
"I'm shorry..." An Shiyaya sat on the floor in a W-sit position, shrinking her head. "Y-you can do whatever you want to me, just don't tell anyone. I won't resist."
"Don't say such weird things." Ye Shuang was helpless. Did everyone in the Anshi family speak so weirdly?
An Shiyu was like this, and so was Anshi Yilang.
"Why did you sneak into the school infirmary like this?" Ye Shuang had to continue asking. He felt that apart from some special medicines, there shouldn't be anything worth stealing here, right?
But this infirmary did have special chemicals; just the right dose could poison an adult to death.
Even though he knew An Shiyaya, Ye Shuang felt it was better to ask clearly. If the other party didn't have a reasonable explanation, then Ye Shuang planned to hand her over to the higher-ups.
When it came to potential danger, many things couldn't be taken lightly.
"I, I..." An Shiyaya twiddled her fingers in circles, looking left and right.
"Bang!"
Right at this moment, the infirmary door was kicked open.
Ye Shuang turned his head to look, only to find the two fish standing outside, holding a box of sushi sashimi in their hands, which seemed to be today's lunch.
"Oh?"
At this time, An Shiyu and Anshi Yi, who had returned from the cafeteria, were a bit surprised that Ye Shuang was here. When she saw An Shiyaya kneeling on the floor, An Shiyu, who was carrying the sushi, seemed to understand something.
"Yo, training a girl in the infirmary? Uncle, you really are more of a pervert than I imagined."
"Count me in," Anshi Yi reached out her hand and said.
"Did you guys misunderstand something?" Ye Shuang said, then asked the two fish to close the door first. Otherwise, if other students saw this, who knew what rumors would spread about An Shiyaya.
"Oh." An Shiyu closed the door with the back of her foot, while Anshi Yi tugged at her skirt. "Come on, let's graduate today."
"What are you doing?!" Ye Shuang glared.
"S○X?"
"S my foot?!" Ye Shuang retorted. He pointed at An Shiyaya. "Now is not the time for jokes."
"Oh, you like big ones?" Anshi Yi asked. She looked at An Shiyaya; those things were probably padded.
Because they weren't that big when she was a kid.
"So that wasn't what I meant from the start." Ye Shuang was helpless. He finally realized that he couldn't communicate with the Anshi family at all. They were all cut from the same cloth, whether it was Old Master Anshi or these two fish.
"So what are you doing here?" An Shiyu also returned to her seat and sat down.
"T-that, I, I was..." An Shiyaya stammered.
"Slut," An Shiyu said with dot eyes.
"Eh?!"
"A bitch who likes to be trained," Anshi Yi added.
"I, I am not!" An Shiyaya was so anxious that she babbled a bunch of things in her hometown dialect, her two hands clenched into fists and shaking vigorously.
"Better explain the reason clearly first."
"Eh, Uncle is really protecting her, you perverted uncle who likes training."
"She knelt there herself." Ye Shuang reached out and chopped An Shiyu's head with his hand.
"Speak. You wouldn't want the fact that you were stealing things here to be spread out, right?" At this time, An Shiyu crossed her arms. "An Shiyaya."
"I'm sorry..."
"Remember to strip naked and kneel there when you apologize."
"I-I'm sorry!" An Shiyaya was almost brought to tears by the two fish.
"Alright, alright, stop messing around." Ye Shuang felt that things had become even more chaotic after the two fish arrived. At this time, he noticed the teary-eyed An Shiyaya taking off her outerwear.
"You calm down too!"
After finally getting everyone to calm down, Ye Shuang breathed a sigh of relief, then said seriously to An Shiyaya,
"Student Yaya, if you still don't tell the truth, I'll have no choice but to hand you over to the school... or rather, handing you over to the police might be more appropriate."
"N-no!"
"So what exactly were you trying to do?"
"Wu." An Shiyaya looked like she had given up, and finally whispered, "Shadow Clone... secret manual."
Finally, she shouted in despair, "I wanted to secretly learn the ninjutsu secret manual for Shadow Clones!"
Ye Shuang: "..."
Ye Shuang checked with his system and found that An Shiyaya actually wasn't lying.
"Pfft." An Shiyu held back a laugh with a meme face.
"Wuu wuu wuu, arrest me." An Shiyaya stretched out her hands, as if waiting for handcuffs.
"Secret manuals and whatnot, although it's a bit absurd, why did you think the infirmary would have one?" Ye Shuang asked.
"Because Little Yu often stays here, so... I thought maybe, there would be a secret manual." An Shiyaya said, looking a bit guilty.
She even went to look for Anshi Yilang, but for some reason, Grandpa Anshi insisted that there was no Shadow Clone Jutsu.
Even though she was also a member of the Anshi family.
"Why are you so obsessed with this?" Ye Shuang also asked curiously. Nowadays, ninjutsu wasn't really as effective as a shot of truth firepower, right?
"I..."
An Shiyaya didn't speak.
"Alright, you get up first, don't kneel there." Ye Shuang also told An Shiyaya to stand up.
"When will the police arrive?" An Shiyaya choked out.
"I didn't call the police," Ye Shuang said.
"Why?"
"Although it was a bit of nonsense, you didn't actually commit any crimes after all," Ye Shuang said, but this didn't mean An Shiyaya had no problems at all.
Education was still the main priority.
After An Shiyaya left, Ye Shuang had just sat down when two legs stretched over from his left and right. The movements were so smooth and flowing, as if they had been rehearsed countless times.
Ye Shuang: "..."
"What are you doing?" An Shiyu revealed her dot eyes.
Good heavens, I haven't even opened my mouth yet.
Seeing An Shiyu take the initiative to strike first, Ye Shuang's mouth twitched. However, he was still more concerned about what had just happened. "An Shiyaya, why is she so obsessed with ninja stuff? To me, she doesn't seem like a ninja at all, right?"
She was completely just pretending to be a ninja.
Cosplaying a ninja.
Just like a ninja enthusiast.
"Who knows?" An Shiyu said leisurely. "That girl always comes over wanting to challenge me to some ninja duel. She's too weak."
"Has she been like this since she was little?"
"Not really. When she was little, she was obviously a proper lady from a wealthy family," An Shiyu continued casually. "She became like that, it seems, ever since my parents passed away..."
Her voice came to an abrupt halt.
An Shiyu paused. She glanced at Anshi Yi, and at this moment, Anshi Yi also looked over.
"Could it be that An Shiyaya just wanted to have a common topic with you to build a good relationship?" Ye Shuang seemed to understand something.
An Shiyu: "..."
An Shiyu was unusually quiet for a few seconds. She reached out and touched her delicate ear but didn't say anything.
lities. One day, Qi Yuan was buying groceries when he unfortunately came face-to-face with a monster. Just when he thought he was going to die on the spot, he suddenly heard the monster's thoughts... "This aura, he's definitely not an ordinary master!" "So terrifying, so terrifying." "A fight with my back against the wall, I can't take it anymore." Qi Yuan: Ah, no one told me that my awakened ability isn't telepathy, but rather the stronger my enemies imagine me to be, the stronger I truly become. PS: Zhou Hai in the first chapter is not the protagonist.
his freshman year, Su Bai accidentally bound the "Indulgence Tycoon System." 【Sleeping in? Reward: +$1,000】 【Spent $288 at a street barbecue stall? Cashback: +$2,880】 【Dropped $14,396 on in-game skins? Special reward unlocked: A brand-new Porsche Panamera!】 Luxury cars, penthouses, corporate shares, financial empires… College life was all about living freely and doing whatever he pleased! … When the adorably naive academic genius faced family medical bills and financial struggles, Su Bai waved his hand dismissively: "Your future is on me." "Wuwu~ Big Brother is so good to me! I’ll become a scientist to repay you!" When the genius girl got bullied by a shady professor? Su Bai casually dropped a billion-dollar investment, forcing the university to grovel and beg for her return. A company’s funding chain collapsing? Su Bai smirked—cash was the one thing he’d never run out of. Years later, when people traced the rise of the AI prodigy beauty, who was the man behind her success? Not just that—Su Bai also became the tsundere campus belle’s unattainable dream, the contrast senior’s daily necessity, and the beautiful counselor’s emotional anchor…
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
to panic—he has a system. As long as an investment target dies, he can claim a reward. And since he is immortal, the one thing he has plenty of is time. ... Countless years later. “Immortal Emperor of Longevity? I invested in him.” “Supreme Celestial Venerable? I invested in him.” “Undying Empress? I invested in her.” “...” “Heh. Once they’ve all died, even the Heavenly Dao will have to kneel and call me Dad.”
