"Number 3 kisses the King."
Hearing this, Ye Shuang opened his card to check his identity and found that he was indeed commoner Number 3, while Bai Yuyou was the King, so...
"If it's truth..." Ye Shuang was just about to say something when An Shiyu next to him said,
"There is only one chance to choose truth for every three commands."
Hearing this, Ye Shuang's mouth twitched. Since when was this rule added? But Bai Yuyou had already leaned in, her lips decisively and directly covering his. The refreshing fragrance of the young girl made Ye Shuang zone out for a few seconds before he reached out and gently pushed her away.
Bai Yuyou's eyes were a bit hazy, her jewel-like pupils covered with a faint mist.
Perhaps because of her initiative, Ye Shuang was a bit surprised by Bai Yuyou leaning in.
"I like this," Bai Yuyou said softly. It wasn't her first time kissing Ye Shuang, but for some reason, she felt her heart beating a bit fast, as if something inside was about to break out of its shell. This budding feeling made the young girl unable to resist touching her chest.
At this time, Tang Keke next to them had already clenched her fists.
"Next time, asking for the number directly won't be allowed. That's a rule violation," An Shiyi said.
"Oh."
Sitting for a few seconds, it soon came to a new round of the game. At this time, Ye Shuang spoke up, "Why don't you guys play first? I'd better go hang up the clothes."
Perhaps because of the interaction with Yuyou just now, Ye Shuang's mind was currently a bit messy.
"Sigh, so playing with us for a while is not as important as your clothes." Hearing this, An Shiyu sighed as if she were very sad.
And An Shiyi next to her also hugged her knees, drawing circles on the ground with one hand,
"So this is Uncle's way of treating guests. Just keeping the guests company for a while is so difficult for you."
Saying so, the two fishes looked at Ye Shuang and sighed at the same time, looking exactly like they wanted to say 'You've changed, dog'. Seeing this scene, Ye Shuang also twitched his mouth.
"Alright, let's continue." Then he'd play for a while longer, but Ye Shuang always felt that playing like this would be very wrong.
Who knew what weird actions were hidden in the cards brought by the two fishes.
"There shouldn't be any large-scale action cards in there, right?" Ye Shuang asked.
"For example?"
"What do you think?"
"So Uncle, you actually want to play like that. I guess only adult anime has that. The largest scale we have here is SEX," An Shiyi said.
"That's good... Wait?!" Ye Shuang realized something was wrong right after he spoke.
"Oh, I'm kidding."
"Please don't tell jokes with a serious face."
"Oh."
Seeing An Shiyi's perfunctory little appearance, Ye Shuang didn't know why he couldn't hate it. Instead, he felt a faint sense of warmth. Perhaps his past self, before losing his memory, also bickered with the two fishes like this.
A new round of drawing cards. This time, Ye Shuang finally drew the King identity, but he looked at the action cards to the side, wondering if he could draw a relatively normal one.
"Draw a card."
Ye Shuang picked it up and found that it was indeed quite normal: [As the King, you need to sympathize with the commoners, hug for thirty seconds].
Compared to the previous ones of kissing and calling oneself a sow, it seemed that just a hug was quite normal?
At this time, Tang Keke next to him pointed at Bai Yuyou, and then gestured a number with her fingers.
"Number 2 cannot be chosen," An Shiyu immediately said upon seeing Tang Keke secretly giving a signal.
"Eh?!"
"Then Number 3," Ye Shuang smiled. In fact, any number would do.
Then he looked around and found that Tang Keke turned her identity card over; she was Number 3.
"Wu wu wu, Yuyou, I'm sorry. It's all force majeure," Tang Keke immediately said to Bai Yuyou.
Bai Yuyou: "?"
"Isn't it just a hug? You're making it seem like you're confessing to NTR," An Shiyu's eyes were a bit disgusted. "You can also choose truth."
"Truth is fine too," Ye Shuang also smiled and said.
"Then let's just hug." Hearing those strange contents just now, Tang Keke felt a bit guilty. Besides, it was just a hug with Ye Shuang; it wasn't a problem. After all, it was much better than those 'first experiences' just now. Tang Keke couldn't publicly expose her fetish system.
Hearing that Keke still wanted a hug, Ye Shuang reached out and gently hugged the young girl, but his hands were just placed on her back.
Ye Shuang actually wanted to not stick so close, leaving some space between the two of them, but it was obviously impossible; he was directly pressed against.
"Brother, it's fine. Just hug," Tang Keke noticed Ye Shuang's behavior and comforted him.
He didn't expect to be comforted by Tang Keke. Perhaps because of living together during this time, Tang Keke genuinely treated Ye Shuang as a family member and elder.
Hearing this, Ye Shuang no longer deliberately pulled his body back, but just hugged Keke like that—Tang Keke had a bit of baby fat, making her feel like a weighty piece of cotton when hugged, and the oppressive feeling of her slimes was even stronger than Ye Shuang imagined.
The thirty seconds ended quickly. Ye Shuang let go. Besides feeling a wave of intensity, Ye Shuang actually didn't have any thoughts.
"Then let's continue."
At this time, the two fishes exchanged a glance, but this action was not noticed by anyone else.
Ye Shuang drew a card again and found that he was a commoner.
And this time, the King fell into An Shiyu's hands.
"I am the King." An Shiyu waved the card in her hand, and then her gaze swept over Tang Keke's side with a half-smile.
"What are you doing?" Tang Keke subconsciously hid towards Bai Yuyou.
"Action card." An Shiyu slowly drew a card.
[Commoner Number 2 sits in Commoner Number 1's lap.]
Number 1...
Ye Shuang was stunned for a moment, then opened his card again to check, and found that he was Number 1.
Is it a coincidence?
Who is Number 2?
At this time, Tang Keke immediately asked Bai Yuyou, "Yuyou, what number are you?!"
"I... I'm not." Bai Yuyou took out her card; it was Number 4, while Tang Keke was Number 3.
In other words...
"Come, come, Uncle's chair is online." An Shiyi waved the Number 2 card in her hand, and then unceremoniously sat on Ye Shuang's thighs. The action was so smooth and swift that it even made Ye Shuang find it unbelievable.
"I haven't said truth yet..." Ye Shuang looked at An Shiyi sitting on his lap. At this time, her long hair even draped on the floor.
"I've already sat down, what truth is there to say." An Shiyi wriggled her body, and then found a more comfortable angle.
"I'll let you touch my thighs, stop generating electricity."
Ye Shuang: "..."
Why does this sentence feel like I've heard it somewhere before?
his freshman year, Su Bai accidentally bound the "Indulgence Tycoon System." 【Sleeping in? Reward: +$1,000】 【Spent $288 at a street barbecue stall? Cashback: +$2,880】 【Dropped $14,396 on in-game skins? Special reward unlocked: A brand-new Porsche Panamera!】 Luxury cars, penthouses, corporate shares, financial empires… College life was all about living freely and doing whatever he pleased! … When the adorably naive academic genius faced family medical bills and financial struggles, Su Bai waved his hand dismissively: "Your future is on me." "Wuwu~ Big Brother is so good to me! I’ll become a scientist to repay you!" When the genius girl got bullied by a shady professor? Su Bai casually dropped a billion-dollar investment, forcing the university to grovel and beg for her return. A company’s funding chain collapsing? Su Bai smirked—cash was the one thing he’d never run out of. Years later, when people traced the rise of the AI prodigy beauty, who was the man behind her success? Not just that—Su Bai also became the tsundere campus belle’s unattainable dream, the contrast senior’s daily necessity, and the beautiful counselor’s emotional anchor…
uld barely embark on the path to immortality. Just as he was on the verge of death, his golden finger awakened. No matter whether it was poison, drained blood and vital energy, diminished lifespan, or any other physical debuff caused by paying a price—once midnight passed, everything would be refreshed. From then on, whenever someone asked what kind of person Chu Ran was, the answer was simple: Forbidden arts that other cultivators dared not learn? Chu Ran would learn them. Prices that even demonic cultivators dared not pay? Chu Ran would pay them. Lifespan that even righteous cultivators dared not burn? Chu Ran would burn it. All the blood essence in his body? Take it. Want both his hands and feet? He would cut them off and send them to you. You say he’s finished? He wasn’t built to sit idle. You think he’s gone mad? No—he was simply waiting for midnight. From that day onward, Chu Ran would respect neither Heaven nor Earth, bow to neither gods nor ghosts. He had only one wish: For midnight to arrive a little sooner.
to panic—he has a system. As long as an investment target dies, he can claim a reward. And since he is immortal, the one thing he has plenty of is time. ... Countless years later. “Immortal Emperor of Longevity? I invested in him.” “Supreme Celestial Venerable? I invested in him.” “Undying Empress? I invested in her.” “...” “Heh. Once they’ve all died, even the Heavenly Dao will have to kneel and call me Dad.”
ver to a world of cultivation and returned invincible. Modern medicine is child's play compared to elixirs; technological might crumbles before true cultivation. My name is Qin Ning, Earth's sole cultivator!
