"Number 3 kisses the King."
Hearing this, Ye Shuang opened his card to check his identity and found that he was indeed commoner Number 3, while Bai Yuyou was the King, so...
"If it's truth..." Ye Shuang was just about to say something when An Shiyu next to him said,
"There is only one chance to choose truth for every three commands."
Hearing this, Ye Shuang's mouth twitched. Since when was this rule added? But Bai Yuyou had already leaned in, her lips decisively and directly covering his. The refreshing fragrance of the young girl made Ye Shuang zone out for a few seconds before he reached out and gently pushed her away.
Bai Yuyou's eyes were a bit hazy, her jewel-like pupils covered with a faint mist.
Perhaps because of her initiative, Ye Shuang was a bit surprised by Bai Yuyou leaning in.
"I like this," Bai Yuyou said softly. It wasn't her first time kissing Ye Shuang, but for some reason, she felt her heart beating a bit fast, as if something inside was about to break out of its shell. This budding feeling made the young girl unable to resist touching her chest.
At this time, Tang Keke next to them had already clenched her fists.
"Next time, asking for the number directly won't be allowed. That's a rule violation," An Shiyi said.
"Oh."
Sitting for a few seconds, it soon came to a new round of the game. At this time, Ye Shuang spoke up, "Why don't you guys play first? I'd better go hang up the clothes."
Perhaps because of the interaction with Yuyou just now, Ye Shuang's mind was currently a bit messy.
"Sigh, so playing with us for a while is not as important as your clothes." Hearing this, An Shiyu sighed as if she were very sad.
And An Shiyi next to her also hugged her knees, drawing circles on the ground with one hand,
"So this is Uncle's way of treating guests. Just keeping the guests company for a while is so difficult for you."
Saying so, the two fishes looked at Ye Shuang and sighed at the same time, looking exactly like they wanted to say 'You've changed, dog'. Seeing this scene, Ye Shuang also twitched his mouth.
"Alright, let's continue." Then he'd play for a while longer, but Ye Shuang always felt that playing like this would be very wrong.
Who knew what weird actions were hidden in the cards brought by the two fishes.
"There shouldn't be any large-scale action cards in there, right?" Ye Shuang asked.
"For example?"
"What do you think?"
"So Uncle, you actually want to play like that. I guess only adult anime has that. The largest scale we have here is SEX," An Shiyi said.
"That's good... Wait?!" Ye Shuang realized something was wrong right after he spoke.
"Oh, I'm kidding."
"Please don't tell jokes with a serious face."
"Oh."
Seeing An Shiyi's perfunctory little appearance, Ye Shuang didn't know why he couldn't hate it. Instead, he felt a faint sense of warmth. Perhaps his past self, before losing his memory, also bickered with the two fishes like this.
A new round of drawing cards. This time, Ye Shuang finally drew the King identity, but he looked at the action cards to the side, wondering if he could draw a relatively normal one.
"Draw a card."
Ye Shuang picked it up and found that it was indeed quite normal: [As the King, you need to sympathize with the commoners, hug for thirty seconds].
Compared to the previous ones of kissing and calling oneself a sow, it seemed that just a hug was quite normal?
At this time, Tang Keke next to him pointed at Bai Yuyou, and then gestured a number with her fingers.
"Number 2 cannot be chosen," An Shiyu immediately said upon seeing Tang Keke secretly giving a signal.
"Eh?!"
"Then Number 3," Ye Shuang smiled. In fact, any number would do.
Then he looked around and found that Tang Keke turned her identity card over; she was Number 3.
"Wu wu wu, Yuyou, I'm sorry. It's all force majeure," Tang Keke immediately said to Bai Yuyou.
Bai Yuyou: "?"
"Isn't it just a hug? You're making it seem like you're confessing to NTR," An Shiyu's eyes were a bit disgusted. "You can also choose truth."
"Truth is fine too," Ye Shuang also smiled and said.
"Then let's just hug." Hearing those strange contents just now, Tang Keke felt a bit guilty. Besides, it was just a hug with Ye Shuang; it wasn't a problem. After all, it was much better than those 'first experiences' just now. Tang Keke couldn't publicly expose her fetish system.
Hearing that Keke still wanted a hug, Ye Shuang reached out and gently hugged the young girl, but his hands were just placed on her back.
Ye Shuang actually wanted to not stick so close, leaving some space between the two of them, but it was obviously impossible; he was directly pressed against.
"Brother, it's fine. Just hug," Tang Keke noticed Ye Shuang's behavior and comforted him.
He didn't expect to be comforted by Tang Keke. Perhaps because of living together during this time, Tang Keke genuinely treated Ye Shuang as a family member and elder.
Hearing this, Ye Shuang no longer deliberately pulled his body back, but just hugged Keke like that—Tang Keke had a bit of baby fat, making her feel like a weighty piece of cotton when hugged, and the oppressive feeling of her slimes was even stronger than Ye Shuang imagined.
The thirty seconds ended quickly. Ye Shuang let go. Besides feeling a wave of intensity, Ye Shuang actually didn't have any thoughts.
"Then let's continue."
At this time, the two fishes exchanged a glance, but this action was not noticed by anyone else.
Ye Shuang drew a card again and found that he was a commoner.
And this time, the King fell into An Shiyu's hands.
"I am the King." An Shiyu waved the card in her hand, and then her gaze swept over Tang Keke's side with a half-smile.
"What are you doing?" Tang Keke subconsciously hid towards Bai Yuyou.
"Action card." An Shiyu slowly drew a card.
[Commoner Number 2 sits in Commoner Number 1's lap.]
Number 1...
Ye Shuang was stunned for a moment, then opened his card again to check, and found that he was Number 1.
Is it a coincidence?
Who is Number 2?
At this time, Tang Keke immediately asked Bai Yuyou, "Yuyou, what number are you?!"
"I... I'm not." Bai Yuyou took out her card; it was Number 4, while Tang Keke was Number 3.
In other words...
"Come, come, Uncle's chair is online." An Shiyi waved the Number 2 card in her hand, and then unceremoniously sat on Ye Shuang's thighs. The action was so smooth and swift that it even made Ye Shuang find it unbelievable.
"I haven't said truth yet..." Ye Shuang looked at An Shiyi sitting on his lap. At this time, her long hair even draped on the floor.
"I've already sat down, what truth is there to say." An Shiyi wriggled her body, and then found a more comfortable angle.
"I'll let you touch my thighs, stop generating electricity."
Ye Shuang: "..."
Why does this sentence feel like I've heard it somewhere before?
ts me of treason?" "Correct. The host must return to the capital and gradually build up influence." "Wait—I have half a million soldiers, and you want me to go back to the capital to 'build influence'?" "Host, you are currently the Northern Garrison General, loyal to the Great Xia Dynasty." "Of course I am loyal to Great Xia! Absolutely loyal!" "But you keep referring to yourself as 'We'..." "Never mind the details! Summon all the regional commanders and military officers! We suspect treacherous officials are manipulating the court! They shall march with Us to the capital and purge the corrupt!" "......"
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.
