In the end, Tang Keke's face flushed red. Looking at the action card in her hand, her little expression twisted in conflict for a moment before she whispered, "Then I'll just choose Truth?"
At this moment, Tang Keke couldn't quite understand. She had clearly drawn the King card, so why did she still end up being reduced to choosing Truth?
Was being the King really this frustrating?
"Is this King really a King?" Tang Keke asked, starting to suspect whether An Shiyu had tampered with something somewhere.
"What's the big deal? There are Kings who get beheaded. Did you see them say anything? The person involved didn't say much afterward," An Shiyi said casually.
Hearing this, Tang Keke thought it actually made a tiny bit of sense.
"Truth?" An Shiyu heard this, a half-smile playing on her face.
"Choosing Truth might not be as good as just speaking according to your action card."
Noticing An Shiyu's expression, Tang Keke's heart immediately started pounding. Was this girl going to ask some extremely private question?
Thinking carefully about it, everyone present was an acquaintance. Even if she just spoke according to the action card, it shouldn't be a big deal.
"I am... um, I am a sow," Tang Keke squeaked in a voice as quiet as a mosquito.
"Not loud enough, speak up," An Shiyu immediately added. "Hurry up and say loudly that you are a brainless sow as big as a slime."
"Why did the prefix get longer?!" Tang Keke's eyes widened instantly. Where did brainless come from?!
"Alright, let's leave it at that. What's said is said." Ye Shuang watched Tang Keke being bullied by the fish as usual, feeling a wave of familiarity. However, An Shiyu was just teasing Tang Keke. Soon, a new round of drawing cards began.
The few of them picked up their identity cards in turn. Ye Shuang glanced at the card in his hand, still a Commoner. When he looked up, An Shiyi picked up her card.
"I'm the King this time."
"Draw a card, my turn." An Shiyi picked up an action card. "Summoning the fat slime monster Tang Keke in defense position."
"..." Tang Keke looked speechless. She had figured it out: this An Shiyi was just a carbon copy of An Shiyu. Other than having longer hair, her tongue was even more venomous.
But when she looked closely, she realized An Shiyi was holding a Free Command card.
"Rigged!" Tang Keke immediately shouted. Why did Chao Yiyu get a Free Command card when she drew, but she herself got such weird action cards!
"Oh?" Seeing Tang Keke's reaction, An Shiyu waved her hand.
"Stop messing around. We were the last to draw, and it's not like the action cards weren't shuffled. So tell me, where is it rigged?"
Tang Keke racked her brains but ultimately couldn't figure out what the problem was. It seemed the two fish really hadn't cheated, after all, they had drawn their identity cards first.
"Hmm..." An Shiyi stroked her chin, saying with a delighted expression,
"Commoner No. 2 slaps Commoner No. 4 on the butt."
No. 2?
Hearing this, Ye Shuang glanced at his hand, which clearly read Commoner No. 2.
As for No. 4...
He looked around and finally realized that An Shiyu was actually No. 4.
An Shiyu also looked a bit surprised. After all, before the action card was announced, aside from the King's identity, the Commoners didn't know what numbers the others had.
"What's wrong? Scared of a spanking?" An Shiyi looked at An Shiyu's expression, propping her cheek on one hand and holding the action card between two fingers of the other.
"No backing out, you know."
An Shiyu: "..."
She looked at Ye Shuang, her eyes shifting slightly beneath her bangs, and then said, "It's just a spanking. Who are you looking down on?"
"Bring it on."
Seeing An Shiyu's posture, Ye Shuang found it a bit amusing, but he still told An Shiyi, "I refuse this action. Let's just do Truth instead."
"Oh?" An Shiyi heard this and glanced at An Shiyu. "If you refuse, both Commoners have to tell a Truth."
An Shiyu didn't speak, but for some reason, she felt inexplicably disappointed. Still, she clicked her tongue.
"Tch, I don't care."
"These are the Truth cards, pick one." An Shiyi brought out a new stack of cards.
Seeing this, Ye Shuang reached out and picked one up,
[How did your first time feel?]
Ye Shuang: "..."
What kind of weird question was this?
However, considering this was a game An Shiyu had brought, he kinda regretted not just going to hang up the laundry earlier. These two fish probably didn't have anything decent to offer.
"Ahem, does this first time refer to the first time experiencing something like eating good food at an amusement park?" Ye Shuang asked.
"No," An Shiyi said. "Sex."
Ye Shuang: "..."
Aren't you a bit too blunt?
He glanced at Bai Yuyou and Tang Keke next to him, who were also casting curious glances his way.
Ye Shuang could only say,
"It felt... it felt alright. It was good at first, but after doing it multiple times later on, I lacked the energy."
"Oh." An Shiyi intoned with a rising and falling pitch. She then looked at An Shiyu, "Your turn."
An Shiyu stayed silent for a few seconds before also drawing a card from the deck.
She revealed it,
[Who do you most want to have sex with?]
An Shiyu: "..."
She said expressionlessly, "With Uncle."
Perhaps because An Shiyu often said off-the-wall things, her words didn't surprise Tang Keke and the others at all. However, An Shiyu slightly lowered her head, her ears turning red.
"Oho, are you blushing?" An Shiyi tilted her head and leaned down to look at An Shiyu's face, her expression full of amusement.
The next second, An Shiyu punched her.
"No, I was just charging up my Haymaker," An Shiyu said expressionlessly, looking at the fist print on the other fish's cheek.
"Well then, let the game continue."
An Shiyi said, bearing the red mark on her face.
Ye Shuang: "..."
You really are going all out.
The identity cards were dealt once again. This time, Bai Yuyou drew the King card and showed it.
"Me, King."
Then, her beautiful eyes looked toward the action cards. Beside her, Tang Keke looked excited, "You got this, Yuyou! Draw a Free Action card."
Hearing this, Bai Yuyou nodded.
She picked up a card.
[Any one person kisses another person]
"Oooohhhh!" Tang Keke immediately got excited. "Yuyou!"
Seeing it, Bai Yuyou realized a problem,
She didn't know what number Ye Shuang was.
But there were four people present, which meant the probability of picking Ye Shuang was one in four.
"That's a problem," Tang Keke pondered.
Who knew that at this moment, Bai Yuyou would just look directly at Ye Shuang. "Ye Shuang, what's your number?"
"Huh?" Ye Shuang replied subconsciously. "Commoner No. 3."
"Commoner No. 3 kisses the King," Bai Yuyou said immediately.
ose... to cooperate with the protagonist! Shen Yuan: I have a system! Protagonist: What? System: Holy crap, you're just spilling it out like that? Shen Yuan: Let's team up, we'll split the system rewards! Protagonist: Fifty-fifty split? Shen Yuan: No way! Protagonist: What!? I'm the one getting beaten up, and I don't get half? Shen Yuan: Forty-sixty split, I get forty, you get sixty! Protagonist: Deal! Big brother, come on, hit me! As long as it doesn't kill me, beat me like you mean it! Shen Yuan: Don't worry... I will definitely protect all of you! No one but me can lay a finger on you! Guard our Heaven's Chosen Ones! I'm the only one allowed to bully them!
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
close your eyes and open them again, only to find yourself transmigrated into the role of a villainous male supporting character. Readers familiar with urban wish-fulfillment novels know that it is only through the relentless antics of the villainous male supporting character that the plot between the male and female leads can progress. As the villainous male supporting character, Long Aotian not only has to bully the female lead, harass the second female lead, and flirt with the third female lead, but he also has to go all out to antagonize the male lead. In the end, when his body is discovered, he is still clutching half a moldy fried dough stick in his hand. Fully aware of the plot, Long Aotian is determined to change his fate, starting with the female lead! In the beginning, the female lead lacks confidence: "Big brother, I hope I didn't scare you?" In the middle, the female lead treads carefully: "Brother Long, please don't hit me, okay?" Later on, the female lead becomes coquettishly clingy: "Aotian, it's time to pay the 'public grain' tonight." Long Aotian's legs go weak, and he feels like crying: "I taught you to be thick-skinned, not shameless!"
