"It's me, did I scare you? An Shiyi, oh, this name is actually not bad." Chao Yiyu said, pulling up her long hair, trying to let the other person see her face more clearly.
Ye Shuang looked at the girl who suddenly greeted him, smiled and shook his head, "Are you a student of Yinshan Academy? I don't think I've seen you before."
"Tsk, you can't even recognize me?" An Shiyi crossed her arms, "We clearly have a butt-slapping relationship."
"What do you mean?"
"Uncle, you're really awful, spanking my butt and then pretending you don't remember." An Shiyi's expression seemed a bit disgusted.
"Kid, this isn't funny." Ye Shuang immediately shook his head and said seriously,
"I've never done such a thing."
Then he looked a bit puzzled, "Hmm? Speaking of which... why did I come so far to buy groceries?"
"So weird..."
"Where did I park my car..." Ye Shuang looked left and right, then turned and left.
An Shiyi stood blankly on the spot, feeling a bit dazed for a moment, because she found that Ye Shuang's tone didn't seem fake, as if he really didn't know her.
"Wait, wait..."
"It's me."
"Why..."
An Shiyi chased after him and grabbed Ye Shuang's arm, while at this moment, only a trace of confusion flashed in Ye Shuang's eyes.
"An Shiyu, An Shiyi, this name, you gave it to me, why would you forget?!" An Shiyi asked, her grip getting tighter.
"I already said, I really have no impression." Ye Shuang sighed, "Can you not prank me like this every time?"
But the next second, Ye Shuang froze for a moment. Why did he say 'every time'?
Looking at the long-haired girl's face in front of him, Ye Shuang only felt a sudden sharp pain in his brain, and then slowly fell to one knee.
"..."
"Uncle?"
His consciousness seemed to blur.
His body felt like it was sinking into a mire, continuously going down... until it was submerged.
...
Opening his eyes again.
Ye Shuang found himself lying on a hospital bed. He looked confusedly at the scene in front of him, but then noticed two girls sitting nearby. One had long hair and the other had short hair, with almost identical faces, making Ye Shuang exclaim in surprise,
"You guys..."
"Who are you?"
This sentence made An Shiyu and An Shiyi look at each other.
"See, he really doesn't remember us." An Shiyi said, showing an [I didn't lie to you at all] expression to the girl beside her, and then shrugged to indicate she lost.
"Could it be fake?" An Shiyu frowned. There were simply too many weird things happening today, she couldn't imagine.
Uncle just went down to buy some groceries, what exactly happened?
"Probably not." An Shiyi said. They could actually both tell if a person was lying.
"He probably hit his head. How about we beat him up and see if it helps?" An Shiyu touched her skirt, then pulled out a brick with sharp corners, lethality MAX.
"I agree too."
Seeing the two girls pulling out bricks, Ye Shuang subconsciously backed up a bit, "Wait, there might be some misunderstanding between us!"
"No misunderstanding."
"Try the forehead? Just don't kill him."
Hearing the two girls' almost terrifying remarks, Ye Shuang immediately raised his voice, "I, I know you!"
The two girls paused.
"Pretending, I was pretending, I know you." Ye Shuang forced a smile, then immediately called up the system.
[Character: An Shiyu
Congenital heart disease patient (cured), a ninja]
[Character: An Shiyi
Hyperthymesia patient, a ninja]
Ninja?
What era is this to still have ninjas... But speaking of which, the board director of Yinshan Academy seems to have the surname Anshi too.
Ye Shuang couldn't help but think to himself, and as he said those words, the two fishes also remained silent and cast their gazes over.
"Who am I." An Shiyu pointed at herself, because Ye Shuang would never make a mistake in distinguishing them.
"An Shiyu."
"Mhm." An Shiyu spoke again, "What am I?"
"A ninja...?" Ye Shuang voiced hesitantly. Although it was the correct answer, his hesitant appearance made An Shiyu and the other suspect even more what exactly happened to Ye Shuang.
"Too fake."
"Exactly."
At this time, An Shiyi also said, "We are actually both your girlfriends, why would you forget us?"
Not only was Ye Shuang stunned, even An Shiyu was stunned.
"Um..." Ye Shuang now looked at the two fishes, and then at the bricks in their hands.
Could these two kids have escaped from a mental hospital?
Having delusions or something.
Could it be that because I'm relatively handsome, they fantasized some story?
Where did twin girlfriends pop out from for him when he was perfectly fine.
Just as Ye Shuang was thinking this, An Shiyi took out her phone, pressed a few times, and showed photos to Ye Shuang.
In the photos, it was exactly from when Chen Qin took them on vacation earlier, taken under the beach fireworks.
The photos taken, including An Shiyi, were quite numerous.
Ye Shuang was instantly stunned.
Then the second, the third, the fourth.
There were photos of them eating together. Photos of Ye Shuang napping in the school infirmary during lunch break with the two girls putting up peace signs next to him. Photos of the two girls playing games with their legs pressed together, and photos with Bai Yuyou, Keke, and others.
When such photos were placed in front of his eyes one by one, Ye Shuang felt it was unbelievable.
These are photoshopped, right?
But... why do they look so real...
Could it be that he really had amnesia?
"My girlfriend is obviously Chen Qin." When Ye Shuang said this, he seemed to lack confidence.
"We are also your girlfriends." An Shiyi said.
An Shiyu turned her head: "Oi—"
"You really are a scumbag, you clearly said you would take responsibility for us." An Shiyi said, and tears immediately fell, "Our child has been born for two and a half years and can play basketball."
"Right?" Saying that, An Shiyi looked at An Shiyu beside her.
At this time, An Shiyu was silent for a few seconds, and then also looked at Ye Shuang very seriously,
"Yes, that's right."
Ye Shuang: "..."
I...
I'm a scumbag?
"I..." A trace of confusion flashed in Ye Shuang's eyes.
But judging from these photos, this seems to be true?
And having a child or something...
"I have a child too?" Ye Shuang had an [I just became a father?] expression, but An Shiyi said expressionlessly, "Oh, I was joking about that."
Ye Shuang: "..."
"Scared me to death, it was just a joke." Ye Shuang breathed a sigh of relief.
"I meant the part about the kid playing basketball was a joke."
"There really is a child?!" Ye Shuang was dumbfounded.
An Shiyi smiled, "No, the child is fake too."
Ye Shuang: "..."
Are you sick in the head?
transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”
ng to die together with you." Lin Xuan is dead, his body thrown into the river by his scumbag lover and her accomplice. She, the president of the Su Group, is decisive, ruthless, and ice-cold. For three days and three nights, she had his body fished out of the river, and without hesitation, she kissed the bloated corpse of Lin Xuan. She laid down beside him in a cold coffin, their fingers intertwined, a smile lingering on her lips as she closed her eyes. The noble and cold-hearted woman, only bending for one man—Lin Xuan. Lin Xuan, with his golden finger, is reborn and returns to the day of his wedding to the treacherous woman. Su Qiang comes to steal the bride. Lin Xuan's eyes light up, eager to pledge his loyalty on the spot, but instead, her kiss transfers a glass of drugged wine into his mouth, causing him to pass out... 【Male Protagonist with Single Female Lead】【Yandere Tycoon】【Action-Packed】【True vs. Fake Heir】
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
ut it can buy an entire year of absolutely perfect training results! Su Yu stared at his empty wallet and decisively opened up various online loan platforms. “Borrow a thousand bucks! Recharge my vitality!” Boom! His vitality broke a hundred points, shattering the limits of the human body! “Borrow ten thousand bucks! Recharge my combat skills!” Boom! A basic punching technique so common it was everywhere instantly maxed out, revealing the ultimate assassination technique of Five Elements Unity—Inner Force! When a rich kid hired assassins for a midnight ambush, aiming to break both of his legs, they instead ran headfirst into a monster—a human-shaped tyrannosaur, brimming with dragon-like vitality. With just two fingers, Su Yu snapped a steel staff reinforced with alloy. Staring at the killer’s stash of stolen cash—a staggering quarter-million dollars—he showed a corporate-sincere smile: “Thanks for the pre-exam gift pack, Mr. Zhao! I’m gonna go re-invest this!” Three days later, at the National Martial Arts College Entrance Exam, while everyone else struggled just to reach the passing line, Su Yu threw a single punch—and more than a thousand vitality points literally detonated the entire arena!
