"It's me, did I scare you? An Shiyi, oh, this name is actually not bad." Chao Yiyu said, pulling up her long hair, trying to let the other person see her face more clearly.
Ye Shuang looked at the girl who suddenly greeted him, smiled and shook his head, "Are you a student of Yinshan Academy? I don't think I've seen you before."
"Tsk, you can't even recognize me?" An Shiyi crossed her arms, "We clearly have a butt-slapping relationship."
"What do you mean?"
"Uncle, you're really awful, spanking my butt and then pretending you don't remember." An Shiyi's expression seemed a bit disgusted.
"Kid, this isn't funny." Ye Shuang immediately shook his head and said seriously,
"I've never done such a thing."
Then he looked a bit puzzled, "Hmm? Speaking of which... why did I come so far to buy groceries?"
"So weird..."
"Where did I park my car..." Ye Shuang looked left and right, then turned and left.
An Shiyi stood blankly on the spot, feeling a bit dazed for a moment, because she found that Ye Shuang's tone didn't seem fake, as if he really didn't know her.
"Wait, wait..."
"It's me."
"Why..."
An Shiyi chased after him and grabbed Ye Shuang's arm, while at this moment, only a trace of confusion flashed in Ye Shuang's eyes.
"An Shiyu, An Shiyi, this name, you gave it to me, why would you forget?!" An Shiyi asked, her grip getting tighter.
"I already said, I really have no impression." Ye Shuang sighed, "Can you not prank me like this every time?"
But the next second, Ye Shuang froze for a moment. Why did he say 'every time'?
Looking at the long-haired girl's face in front of him, Ye Shuang only felt a sudden sharp pain in his brain, and then slowly fell to one knee.
"..."
"Uncle?"
His consciousness seemed to blur.
His body felt like it was sinking into a mire, continuously going down... until it was submerged.
...
Opening his eyes again.
Ye Shuang found himself lying on a hospital bed. He looked confusedly at the scene in front of him, but then noticed two girls sitting nearby. One had long hair and the other had short hair, with almost identical faces, making Ye Shuang exclaim in surprise,
"You guys..."
"Who are you?"
This sentence made An Shiyu and An Shiyi look at each other.
"See, he really doesn't remember us." An Shiyi said, showing an [I didn't lie to you at all] expression to the girl beside her, and then shrugged to indicate she lost.
"Could it be fake?" An Shiyu frowned. There were simply too many weird things happening today, she couldn't imagine.
Uncle just went down to buy some groceries, what exactly happened?
"Probably not." An Shiyi said. They could actually both tell if a person was lying.
"He probably hit his head. How about we beat him up and see if it helps?" An Shiyu touched her skirt, then pulled out a brick with sharp corners, lethality MAX.
"I agree too."
Seeing the two girls pulling out bricks, Ye Shuang subconsciously backed up a bit, "Wait, there might be some misunderstanding between us!"
"No misunderstanding."
"Try the forehead? Just don't kill him."
Hearing the two girls' almost terrifying remarks, Ye Shuang immediately raised his voice, "I, I know you!"
The two girls paused.
"Pretending, I was pretending, I know you." Ye Shuang forced a smile, then immediately called up the system.
[Character: An Shiyu
Congenital heart disease patient (cured), a ninja]
[Character: An Shiyi
Hyperthymesia patient, a ninja]
Ninja?
What era is this to still have ninjas... But speaking of which, the board director of Yinshan Academy seems to have the surname Anshi too.
Ye Shuang couldn't help but think to himself, and as he said those words, the two fishes also remained silent and cast their gazes over.
"Who am I." An Shiyu pointed at herself, because Ye Shuang would never make a mistake in distinguishing them.
"An Shiyu."
"Mhm." An Shiyu spoke again, "What am I?"
"A ninja...?" Ye Shuang voiced hesitantly. Although it was the correct answer, his hesitant appearance made An Shiyu and the other suspect even more what exactly happened to Ye Shuang.
"Too fake."
"Exactly."
At this time, An Shiyi also said, "We are actually both your girlfriends, why would you forget us?"
Not only was Ye Shuang stunned, even An Shiyu was stunned.
"Um..." Ye Shuang now looked at the two fishes, and then at the bricks in their hands.
Could these two kids have escaped from a mental hospital?
Having delusions or something.
Could it be that because I'm relatively handsome, they fantasized some story?
Where did twin girlfriends pop out from for him when he was perfectly fine.
Just as Ye Shuang was thinking this, An Shiyi took out her phone, pressed a few times, and showed photos to Ye Shuang.
In the photos, it was exactly from when Chen Qin took them on vacation earlier, taken under the beach fireworks.
The photos taken, including An Shiyi, were quite numerous.
Ye Shuang was instantly stunned.
Then the second, the third, the fourth.
There were photos of them eating together. Photos of Ye Shuang napping in the school infirmary during lunch break with the two girls putting up peace signs next to him. Photos of the two girls playing games with their legs pressed together, and photos with Bai Yuyou, Keke, and others.
When such photos were placed in front of his eyes one by one, Ye Shuang felt it was unbelievable.
These are photoshopped, right?
But... why do they look so real...
Could it be that he really had amnesia?
"My girlfriend is obviously Chen Qin." When Ye Shuang said this, he seemed to lack confidence.
"We are also your girlfriends." An Shiyi said.
An Shiyu turned her head: "Oi—"
"You really are a scumbag, you clearly said you would take responsibility for us." An Shiyi said, and tears immediately fell, "Our child has been born for two and a half years and can play basketball."
"Right?" Saying that, An Shiyi looked at An Shiyu beside her.
At this time, An Shiyu was silent for a few seconds, and then also looked at Ye Shuang very seriously,
"Yes, that's right."
Ye Shuang: "..."
I...
I'm a scumbag?
"I..." A trace of confusion flashed in Ye Shuang's eyes.
But judging from these photos, this seems to be true?
And having a child or something...
"I have a child too?" Ye Shuang had an [I just became a father?] expression, but An Shiyi said expressionlessly, "Oh, I was joking about that."
Ye Shuang: "..."
"Scared me to death, it was just a joke." Ye Shuang breathed a sigh of relief.
"I meant the part about the kid playing basketball was a joke."
"There really is a child?!" Ye Shuang was dumbfounded.
An Shiyi smiled, "No, the child is fake too."
Ye Shuang: "..."
Are you sick in the head?
rowess are unmatched, commanding a million-strong army! Yet, the Emperor wants to depose him for the sake of a false prince? Hold on, are you throwing me into some female-oriented romance plot? How can I tolerate this? With a grand wave of his hand—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! Slander the Emperor? Very well, all of you shall die! ... The False Prince: "Although I am not the biological son, Father and Mother love me more. The throne should be mine!" The Female Lead: "Qin Xiao, you are the Emperor, and I am a commoner. If you wish to marry me, you must abdicate. Otherwise, you will never have me!" The Empress: "After we divorce, you must give me half the empire!" The Transmigrator Consort: "You worthless Emperor, why should I kneel to you? All men are equal—I advise you to be kind!" The Great General: "The enemy general is my childhood sweetheart. For her sake, I willingly abandon the frontier defenses!" The Retired Emperor: "Although Yu'er was adopted, I prefer him. Qin Xiao, you should abdicate and let him become Emperor!" ... Very well! So this is how you want to play? Facing this twisted world of female-oriented tropes, Qin Xiao grins and raises his hand to unleash—the Nine Clan Extraction Technique! I am the Emperor. Why would I bother reasoning with you? Seal the gates! Leave none alive!
young master of the Shen family—a figure of immense power and wealth beyond measure—and awakened the "Destined Ultimate Villain System"! His starting scenario? Running into his icy fiancée who shows up with a mountain-descending divine doctor to break off their engagement. The divine doctor arrogantly taunts: "What does your Shen family have besides a bit of stinking money? You're not even worthy of tying Qingxue's shoelaces!" Shen Fei just smiled. He completely defied the usual script: "Fine, I agree to break off the engagement. Also, notify the finance department to withdraw all investments from the Su family." Minutes later, with its capital chain severed, the Su Group teetered on the brink of bankruptcy! The once aloof and proud ice queen CEO was thrown into utter panic. That very night, she went to Shen Fei's villa, casting aside all dignity to beg and plead desperately... From then on, in this world teeming with Sons of Destiny, Shen Fei embarked on a path of extreme dimensional suppression! A mountain-descending divine doctor? Peerless medical skills? Shen Fei: "Reporting you for practicing medicine without a license! I'll gladly take your ancient medicinal cauldron and twin sister assassins." The Crooked-Smiling Dragon King? Commanding a hundred thousand soldiers with a single order? Shen Fei: "Illegal assembly and suspected treason! Let a fleet of attack helicopters sanitize the area and teach you what the state apparatus really means!" A reborn tycoon? Knows all the golden opportunities of the next decade? Shen Fei: "A trillion in capital to reverse and pump the stock market, making you blow your margin and jump on the very first day of your rebirth!" What Chosen Ones? What bearers of Heavenly Fortune? In Shen Fei's eyes, they're all just chives (i.e., suckers/marks) waiting to be harvested! Shen Fei: "Sorry, but as the Destined Ultimate Villain, I don't play by the rules of honor. I only play the game of dimensional suppression."
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
u Chenyuan transmigrated into a female-oriented novel about a real and fake heiress, becoming the CEO elder brother of both. Unfortunately, the entire Lu family—including himself, the CEO—were mere cannon fodder in the story. Determined to save himself, Lu Chenyuan took action. The spoiled, attention-seeking fake heiress? Thrown into the harsh realities of the working class to learn humility. The love-struck real heiress? Pushed toward academic excellence, so lofty goals would blind her to trivial romances. As for the betrayed, vengeful arranged marriage wife… the plot hadn’t even begun yet. There was still time—if he couldn’t handle her, he could at least avoid her. "CEO Lu, are you avoiding me?" Mo Qingli fixed her gaze on Lu Chenyuan. For the first time, the shrewd and calculating Lu Chenyuan felt a flicker of unease.
