Tomorrow was the day of the school sports meet, and while Yinshan Academy was bustling with preparations—Ye Shuang received a call from Chen Hai in the evening.
The other end didn’t say much, just abruptly asked,
"Drink?"
"Sure, let’s drink."
Before the sun had fully set, Ye Shuang found Chen Hai squatting by the roadside, smoking and sighing. Though they hadn’t seen each other in a while, Ye Shuang noticed he seemed to have lost some weight.
Dressed in a simple polo shirt and without his usual gold-rimmed glasses, he looked a bit rough around the edges.
"Get in the car. Squatting there like some stray," Ye Shuang said, rolling down the window.
Chen Hai’s mood visibly lifted when he saw Ye Shuang. He stubbed out his cigarette and retorted,
"Screw you. Like you’ve never squatted like this before."
Once inside, Chen Hai took the passenger seat and suddenly asked, "This isn’t some girlfriend-only seat, is it?"
"Don’t be ridiculous," Ye Shuang replied before asking,
"Where to?"
"Anywhere’s fine. Just find a place to drink."
Ye Shuang thought for a moment. "Fugui’s place?"
"Works for me."
Ye Shuang drove into an urban village—a stark contrast to the towering, glitzy buildings outside. Here, the streets were alive with the hum of everyday life: roadside food stalls, vendors prepping skewers for the evening barbecue rush.
Occasionally, the laughter of a family heading home with their child could be heard.
"Ah…" Chen Hai sighed heavily at the sight.
"What’s with the sighing?"
"You wouldn’t get it. The life of a married man," Chen Hai muttered, gazing out the window with a melancholic air, clearly needing a drink to vent his frustrations.
Suddenly, as if remembering something, he turned to Ye Shuang. "Chen Qin told me you lost your memory?"
"Why would I fake that?"
Ye Shuang rolled his eyes. "Yeah, right."
"Cut the crap. This isn’t some TV drama or novel. Who just randomly loses their memory? Did someone whack you with a stick or something?" Chen Hai shot back.
"I don’t really know either," Ye Shuang mused.
To him, it didn’t feel like memory loss—just that his longtime girlfriend, Chen Qin, suddenly wasn’t his girlfriend anymore.
But thinking back, there were indeed many inconsistencies in the details.
It was like his mind had been stuffed with a jumble of mismatched memories.
"You… you really lost your memory?" Chen Hai stared at him, stunned by his serious expression.
"Do I look like the joking type?" Ye Shuang said dryly.
"Holy shit, I thought you were just making excuses to brush off Chen Qin. Though even a dog wouldn’t buy that."
"I’m not joking."
"Zhao Mengyao—the woman you were head over heels for, the ultimate simp, the queen of all queens—you seriously don’t remember her at all?!" Chen Hai pressed.
"Not a single trace. Well, except for one thing that stuck with me."
"What?"
"Her head’s gone."
Chen Hai: "…"
Ye Shuang shrugged it off. "Gone is gone. If she’s really like what you all say, then maybe it’s better forgotten."
"Man, back then, we all envied you for landing Zhao Mengyao. A girl who wore princess dresses but danced like… well, let’s just say she had that whole ‘innocent but wild’ vibe going on," Chen Hai said, though he still treaded carefully despite believing Ye Shuang’s amnesia.
Back in their school days, Zhao Mengyao had been the campus goddess.
"In my memories, Chen Qin’s always been my girlfriend…" Ye Shuang said quietly as he drove.
"Damn, then just go for it! If she’s your girl in your head, and she’s crazy about you, what’s stopping you?" Chen Hai urged.
Ye Shuang chuckled. "That’s what I thought at first, but…"
"Chen Qin’s personality is as strong-willed as ever."
Chen Hai clicked his tongue in understanding. "Tch, you two are such a mess. Not like me—one shot, one kill."
But as he spoke, his mood darkened again.
"Ah, but my life’s no picnic either. Sometimes I envy you being single."
Ye Shuang: "Come on, you’re a father of two now. Quit moping. Let’s go."
They had arrived. Since it was an urban village, there were no proper parking lines. Ye Shuang pulled over as close to the curb as possible to avoid scratches.
Outside, a flashy neon sign screamed "Sweetie Bar" in all its tacky, early-2000s glory.
"Let’s go."
"Fugui’s been here lately?"
"Probably. You know how he is—one day a hairstylist, the next a bar owner."
As they pushed open the door, a sickly sweet voice cooed through the rainbow-colored lights, "Ooooh, who’s this cutie walking in~?"
It wasn’t Fugui, but a strikingly cute girl with a mischievous glint in her eye.
Her green hair, tied into a messy ponytail, clashed gloriously with her otherwise doll-like face.
"Me," Ye Shuang greeted.
"Ohhh, if it isn’t Boss Ye and Chubby Chen! Sit, sit!" the girl—Little Lv—cheerfully waved them over.
"Hey, Little Lv, why’s he ‘Boss’ and I’m ‘Chubby’?" Chen Hai grumbled.
"Because you still owe me 1,290 from last time!" she snapped, hands on hips. "Pay up!"
Little Lv co-owned the bar with Fugui, though Fugui mostly left her to run things while he popped in whenever the mood struck. She was an old friend of the group.
"Where’s Fugui?" Ye Shuang asked.
"Sweetie’s upstairs entertaining guests," Little Lv said before suddenly yelling, "Sweetie—!"
"Coming, coming! Why so loud?" A flamboyant figure descended the stairs—Aunt Li, who gasped dramatically at the sight of them. "Oh my, if it isn’t my little Shuang-Shuang! What brings you here?"
Her purple lips curled as she studied them. "Hmm~ Let me guess…"
"Is it Chen Hai’s drama again?"
"Duh. He’s grinning like an idiot, and I look like I bit into a lemon," Chen Hai muttered, plopping onto a couch.
"Never mind that. Get Fugui down here. I need a drink."
"Sweetie, the fatty still hasn’t paid his tab," Little Lv reminded Aunt Li.
"Put it on my bill. And bring us some bottles," Aunt Li said.
"Fine."
Time for some juicy gossip.

transmigrates into the world as the sect master of the Heavenly Yan Sect, which is on the verge of being wiped out. He binds a system that grants him cultivation power based on the number of disciples he has: for each disciple, he automatically gains a year's worth of cultivation every single day! Take one disciple: every day he gains 1 year of cultivation power. While others struggle through a year of bitter training, he gets the same just by sleeping through a single night. Take ten disciples: every day he gains 10 years of cultivation power. Foundation Establishment, Core Formation, Nascent Soul—he breezes through all bottlenecks without lifting a finger. Take one hundred disciples: every day he gains 100 years of cultivation power. Even a Soul Transformation Venerable before him can’t survive a single blow. Take ten thousand disciples: every day he gains 10,000 years of cultivation power! With a wave of his hand, he topples empires. With a single step, he crushes the sacred grounds of the universe. ... While others fight tooth and nail for secret techniques, Lin Yan casually hands out Nascent Soul-level cultivation manuals as beginner textbooks. While others strain to find talented recruits, Lin Yan opens his doors to anyone—so long as they’re human. In just three short years, the Heavenly Yan Sect went from a backwater sect made up of three crumbling huts to a sacred land that every cultivator under heaven would kill to enter. ... One day, otherworldly demon gods invade, with a million demon soldiers pressing down upon the realm. Lin Yan, yawning, rises from his lounge chair and glances at the system panel: [Current Disciples: 1.28 million] [Daily Cultivation Increase: 1.28 million years] He waves his hand casually, and the countless demon soldiers are reduced to ashes in an instant. “So noisy… interrupting my fishing.”

and couldn't return to the real world. Finally, I gave up and decided to go with the flow, only to discover that writing a diary could make me stronger. Since no one could read it, Su Luo wrote freely, daring to pen anything and everything. Female Lead #1: "Not bad. This diary helped me steal all the protagonist's opportunities. I just want to get stronger." Female Lead #2: "I don’t care about reaching the peak of the cultivation world. Right now, I just want to enjoy the chaos." Female Lead #3: "What? Everyone around me is a spy? I’m the Joker Demon Lord?" ... It’s so strange. Why is the plot completely off track, yet the ending remains the same? Are you all just messing with me?!

pression Bureau] Transported to a fantasy world overrun by demons and monsters, Gu Qingfeng becomes a jailer in the Demon Suppression Prison of the Great Yan Dynasty's Demon Suppression Bureau. From this point on, bizarre cases frequently occur in the Demon Suppression Prison, once known as hell on earth and infamous for its gloomy, terrifying atmosphere! Why do the demons and monsters in the prison wail miserably every night? Why has the corpse demon, capable of transforming into various beauties, donned black stockings and switched careers to become a foot massage therapist? Why has the eye demon, expert in soul-snatching and illusions, turned into a VR headset? Why is the fox spirit performing otaku dances? Are all these occurrences a twisted expression of demonic nature, or a descent into moral depravity? After peeling away layer upon layer of mystery, all clues ultimately point to a jailer named Gu Qingfeng. Gu Qingfeng: "Hehehe... My dear demons and monsters, whose card shall we flip today?"

ive and Ruthless] Before his transmigration, Ye Xuan was playing a game called "Severing Emotions to Attain the Dao." The game's core wasn't about leveling up by fighting monsters, but about conquering various "bad women" with wicked personalities and cold, fickle natures. There was only one method to conquer them: stay unwaveringly by their side, then die at a critical moment, driving them to madness after losing the protagonist. The higher their level of regret, the higher the player's score. To dominate the server, Ye Xuan conquered all the bad women. In the early stages, he showered them with boundless tenderness, only to choose to sacrifice himself for them later, making them weep bitterly and drown in regret. Among them were: Xia Lengyue, the unfaithful immortal wife who chased after powerful men and discarded her husband like trash. Ye Qingcheng, the Demonic Venerable of the Joyous Union Sect, who appeared pure and innocent but was, in reality, promiscuous. Wu Lingxiao, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty, who lusted after men and loved maintaining a harem. Bai Qiangu of the Endless Demonic Sect: a bloodthirsty mass murderer. However, when the protagonist transmigrated into the game world, he made a horrifying discovery. Eight hundred years had already passed. The bad women he had conquered had now each become deities and revered ancestors. Faced with the endless stream of toxic women coming for him, Ye Xuan could only rely on his god-tier acting skills to carve a path of survival through this world of treacherous women.