“We’ve been looking for you and Sister An for so long!”
Xu Shi and An Youyi walked back in.
The two women had effectively blocked any path Xu Mo might have considered taking to escape.
Xu Mo felt a wave of scalp tingling (a tingling sensation on his scalp).
What’s going on?
Did I accidentally stumble into a den of heroines today?
One by one, they’re acting completely insane.
If it weren’t for the system’s earlier warning,
Xu Mo suspected he might have already lost his mind by now.
The plot has gone completely off the rails.
“Just went out for a casual stroll,”
Xu Mo rubbed his nose and replied.
This small, unintentional gesture didn’t escape Xu Shi’s notice.
Every time her older brother rubbed his nose while speaking,
there was an 80-90% chance he was lying through his teeth!
The big-eyed loli immortal followed Xu Mo’s gaze and noticed Zhou Qiaoqiao giving her a friendly smile.
Xu Shi’s brows furrowed slightly.
She pondered for a moment.
Soon, it hit her like a bolt of lightning.
(⇀‸↼‶)
Zhou Qiaoqiao had left earlier!!!
And she never came back.
Now she’s returned with Xu Mo.
There must be something fishy going on between them!
Xu Shi glanced at the two of them.
Then she tried to directly read Xu Mo’s thoughts.
She subtly guided the conversation, hoping to coax his thoughts into revealing the truth!
But no matter how she tried,
it was all in vain.
She couldn’t hear anything useful at all!
Instead, she heard a bunch of random stuff about the male lead Lin Fan, the script being completely messed up, and heroines going crazy—things that seemed related to the plot.
Han Zhiqi walked over to Xu Mo’s left side and casually wrapped her arm around his.
“I said he’s mine, and he’s mine!”
“You say so, huh?”
Yang Jingying found it oddly amusing.
She walked over to Xu Mo’s right side and also wrapped her arm around his.
The two leading ladies glared at each other.
Neither was willing to back down.
Xu Shi’s mind was in turmoil!
Damn it!!!
Jingying has already started the fight.
But she can’t show her feelings just yet.
First, she needs to deal with Lin Fan.
That’s the safest plan!
If she can’t win in the end,
then she’ll just ask Xu Mo what color he likes for a sack.
She’ll kidnap him and take him abroad.
The world is so big.
Xu Shi doesn’t believe they’ll be able to find him!
She might not have a big butt,
but she’s got a cute little perky butt!
“Enough! Don’t you think you should ask for my opinion?”
Xu Mo said, his face darkened with anger.
His expression and tone were perfectly controlled!
It made it seem like he was genuinely furious.
But in reality,
it was far from that.
【What the hell!】
【You’re all crazy】
【Tonight, you all need to calm down and reflect on why you’re acting so wild】
【I’m outta here】
【You’re terrifying】
Ding, congratulations to the host for gaining a 5% increase in Xiaoxu Mo (a certain part of the male anatomy).
Xu Mo, who had been looking furious just moments ago,
suddenly froze.
What the hell.
He was almost driven to madness!
The heroines haven’t completely lost their minds yet.
But the first one to go insane is definitely him.
Xu Mo felt that this damn system
must be playing tricks on him.
It’s probably trying to drive him to his death.
Damn it.
This is too absurd.
Absurd to the point of being ridiculous.
Of course, these thoughts
the other heroines couldn’t hear.
After all, they had nothing to do with the plot.
Han Zhiqi leaned closer,
her red lips brushing against Xu Mo’s ear as she whispered softly,
“Your opinion? It’s as good as none.”
“????”
Xu Mo: What the hell? You don’t even treat me like a human?
In the next moment, Han Zhiqi’s white, delicate hand formed a gun shape.
She placed it on Xu Mo’s waist.
She continued,
“Just lie back and relax. We’ll handle the rest. As for your ownership, it’ll be decided by the winner.”
“You can resist. You can run away.”
“But if I catch you, then… biu…”
“Ouch…”
Xu Mo sucked in a breath of cold air.
His eyes widened with a hint of fear as he looked at his ex-girlfriend.
What the hell!
Did she develop some kind of strange fetish or something?
Back in middle school,
Han Zhiqi was a cute, introverted little girl!
How did she turn into this… this yandere-like character?
Who would seriously date a yandere in real life?
One wrong move, and your life could be over.
But then again,
the place where Han Zhiqi’s finger was pressing…
It was quite intriguing.
Maybe she wasn’t talking about a literal gunshot?
But something else entirely…
Xu Mo felt the situation was getting way too intense.
His poor little heart couldn’t handle such a big thrill.
“You all can keep arguing if you want!”
“I’ve got something to do, so I’m leaving!”
Right now, the plot only requires him to show up briefly.
And since there’s no current plot to follow,
Xu Mo figured staying here would only bring him more trouble.
Han Zhiqi and Yang Jingying, one on his left and one on his right,
held onto him like bodyguards.
The two women had silently reached a consensus!
Tonight was the perfect opportunity!
Sometimes, it’s just that thin layer of window paper.
that needs to be broken
to take things to the next level with Xu Mo!
Starting over,
no problem.
Zhou Qiaoqiao and Xu Shi, the two little demons, stood to the side,
watching the scene unfold without any intention of helping.
Even the female dragon king An Youyi stood quietly, observing.
The atmosphere in the banquet hall was electric!
Surrounded by beauties on both sides,
this was every man’s dream scenario, wasn’t it?
The rich second-generation guys in the room were filled with envy.
They were so jealous, so jealous.
If they had the time,
they’d definitely want to ask Xu Mo for some tips on picking up girls.
These rich guys thought they were pretty good at flirting.
But then they met Xu Mo, who didn’t play by the rules.
He was on a whole different level.
They were just picking up decorative vases.
while Xu Mo was going for the essence.
The difference was like night and day.
Elsewhere in the room,
Lin An’an’s interest was piqued.
She had heard of Xu Mo before.
But the actions of the future heirs of the top-tier families, Han and Yang,
were beyond her comprehension.
Yang Jingying and Han Zhiqi were both extraordinary super goddesses,
with family wealth and stunning looks.
Not exaggerating to say that guys lining up to date them
could stretch from here all the way to Rome.
Yet now, these two women were fighting over a single man.
This move was so confusing!!!
Li Jiaxin licked her red lips, her curiosity aroused.
She could tell that Xu Mo was a kindred spirit.
His flirting skills were on par with hers.
And the most important point,
he was going after the ultimate goddesses—the universally recognized ravishing beauties.
Not just some “goddesses” that only a small group of people thought were attractive.
There was a fundamental difference.
“I guess I need to find a way to get some tips from my boss,”
Li Jiaxin glanced at Lin An’an.
She suddenly felt that Xu Mo might have a way to win her over.
If she tried, she might just find out.
Meanwhile…
Xu Mo was at his breaking point.
That old dog system kept giving him charm points.
and now the downside was clear.
Being handsome was a curse!!!
“Youyi, take me back!” Xu Mo looked at the Dragon Queen.
To be honest, he felt a bit embarrassed,
but there was no time to overthink it.
“Okay!” An Youyi nodded.
Han Zhiqi narrowed her eyes, “You planning to fight?”
An Youyi executed a smooth, powerful whip kick.
She wasn’t wearing a gown,
but rather long pants.
Han Zhiqi raised her elbow to block the attack.
The impact sent a surge of strength through her arm.
She realized An Youyi wasn’t to be underestimated.
Instinctively, she raised her leg to kick back.
But halfway through the motion,
she stopped.
Due to her attire,
she risked exposing herself.
And in that brief moment of hesitation,
An Youyi’s fist came crashing toward Han Zhiqi’s face.
“Don’t hurt her!”
Xu Mo’s voice rang out.
An Youyi turned her punch into a palm, pushing Han Zhiqi away.
The two women were now several meters apart.
Seeing this,
Xu Mo let out a sigh of relief.
Thankfully, the Dragon Queen listened.
Otherwise, it would’ve been bad.
Han Zhiqi examined her white arm, which was now slightly red.
Her expression grew more serious.
“Not bad strength.”
“But you’re not taking him away, not today!”
Xu Mo was on the verge of tears.
Zhiqi, please stop causing trouble.
The female dragon king might really kill someone.
Be good, calm down first.
Xu Mo opened his mouth to say something,
but the next moment, he felt someone pull him.
Without any warning, he crashed into a soft, comfortable embrace.
It was An Youyi, who had suddenly pulled him close.
To outsiders, it looked like Xu Mo was nestling in An Youyi’s arms.
With one at 1.8 meters and the other at 1.7 meters,
the scene was quite comical.
“I’m taking him with me today, and I’d like to see who dares to stop me.”
(The rest of the text seems to be incomplete or garbled, so it’s difficult to translate accurately.)

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shall grant"] ["Inscribing the glory of our race upon tombstones"] ["All that is threatened, I shall protect"] How his younger sister sees her brother: A brother who only makes eye contact once a day, mostly fading into the background as he tinkers with who-knows-what in his room all day. Their life paths should have remained largely separate. Until one day. Su Qi created an equipment card for his never-met "online girlfriend." His sister fell into silent contemplation upon receiving the "white stockings." [Card can be upgraded] [Upgrade by fulfilling any of the following conditions] [Condition ①: Consume one hundred higher-tier cards] [Condition ②: Complete one 'Heart-Pounding Adventure'] What constitutes a Heart-Pounding Adventure? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Beginner Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to admire it.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Easy Level): Equip the card, invite 'Su Qi' to touch it, and analyze the equipment's texture.] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Entry Level): Equip the card and invite 'Su Qi' to...] [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Challenge Level): Freely combine the words 'Brother' 'Out' 'Brother' 'Me' 'Please' into a complete sentence...] "Please help me analyze both teams' mistakes in this match, brother..." His sister exhaled in relief—surely... surely there couldn't be anything more difficult? [Heart-Pounding Adventure (Suicide Mission Level): Sneak a peek at the names of the galgames in 'Su Qi's' hidden E-drive folder]

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