The two masseuses were scared out of their wits.
Their delicate bodies trembled with fear.
"What do you think, sister?"
"If this isn't terrifying, what is?"
Finally, they decided to compete based on seniority.
The one with less experience would serve Zhou Qiaoqiao.
Xu Mo could see the pain and suffering written all over that girl's face.
["What's so scary about this female devil? How can she frighten you two this much?"]
["Setting aside her playful personality"]
["She actually looks quite cute at first glance, you should cherish the chance to serve her"]
["Huh? Why did her face turn red?"]
Zhou Qiaoqiao's face mysteriously turned red.
Ding-Duang... wolf?
Xu Mo looked away, he came here to relax.
Not to watch the female devil's expressions.
Suppressing his urge to go forward and pinch those slightly chubby cheeks of hers.
Xu Mo walked into the bathroom.
First, he'd take a cool shower.
Then change into a bathrobe and get a massage.
His movements were smooth and natural.
Refined and elegant.
The masseuse number 88, following Zhou Qiaoqiao, gave an awkward smile and said,
"Miss Zhou, there's another bathroom on this side of the room. You can take a bath first, and if you feel uncomfortable, we can put up the screen to separate you from Young Master Xu."
Zhou Qiaoqiao raised her eyebrows, o(￣ヘ￣o＃).
She looked around the room.
Her fair, pink-tinged finger pointed out.
Pointing at the several vintage Chinese folding screens in the room, she said,
"Take all these screens and throw them out!"
Masseuse number 88 exchanged a bewildered look with her colleague.
Both women looked utterly lost.
Number 88 reluctantly said in a weak voice,
"Miss Zhou, that wouldn't be following the rules..."
Their attitude was very clear.
Here, Xu Mo's word was law.
They'd wait until he came out.
Zhou Qiaoqiao showed an intriguing smile.
"Is it within the rules for you to seduce married men?"
The expressions on both women's faces were priceless!
If they denied it,
They'd be admitting it indirectly.
If they confirmed it,
Wouldn't that be even more suicidal?
"Before I came, he made the rules, but now that I'm here, I make them."
"Don't worry about him blaming you, I'll take responsibility for everything."
Zhou Qiaoqiao added.
The two girls had no choice but to comply.
After a while.
Xu Mo came out of the bathroom in a bathrobe, feeling incredibly refreshed.
Something important seemed missing from the room.
"Where are the screens?"
Both girls looked troubled.
At that moment, the door to the other bathroom opened.
"I had them removed."
Zhou Qiaoqiao wore a loose white bathrobe.
Her fair skin was enough to make anyone want to commit a crime.
["You're crazy, you're not taking advantage of this opportunity!"]
["Damn, my head's spinning"]
Xu Mo looked away, his heart racing wildly.
Trying to maintain his composure, he walked to the bed.
Zhou Qiaoqiao's lips curved into a smile as she floated over to Xu Mo's side.
"???"
"!!!"
Xu Mo looked confused, pointing to another bed across the room.
"There's another bed over there."
"I prefer this side."
Zhou Qiaoqiao shut down the conversation.
Her figure was too stunning.
Xu Mo didn't want to be a gentleman.
Nor did he want to be less than a beast.
"This spot is yours."
Taking a step back makes the sea vast and sky boundless.
Xu Mo's inner calculations.
Were all heard by Zhou Qiaoqiao.
"I chose this spot because I want to discuss work with you."
Seeing Xu Mo's disinterested face.
Zhou Qiaoqiao continued.
"Let's talk about your strategy for pursuing Shen Manni."
Xu Mo's footsteps halted.
["Female devil, are you playing with me?"]
["You want to play? I'll play along"]
He returned.
While removing his bathrobe, his face showed intense interest.
"I'm all ears."
The two masseuses were stunned.
A model couple?
A wife teaching her husband how to seduce another woman.
What kind of divine operation was this?
Their worldview shattered into pieces.
A woman's figure can attract men.
Likewise, a man's physique can attract women.
Eight clearly defined abs.
An explosive muscular build that could drive countless women crazy.
Xu Mo's muscles were perfectly proportioned.
Creating an extreme visual impact.
Zhou Qiaoqiao's breathing became slightly rapid.
Her beautiful phoenix eyes seemed ready to stick to Xu Mo's golden wheel abs.
The female devil's aggressive gaze made no attempt to hide anything.
Xu Mo was startled.
But this was a draw.
A mutual damage situation.
Zhou Qiaoqiao's devilish figure was equally like a deadly, delicious strong liquor.
In any case, this round was worth it!
After another while.
They lay on the bed, separated by about a meter.
The conversation drifted from Shen Manni to other topics.
As for the plot, ensuring the main storyline was secure was enough.
As for the minor plots, to hell with them.
After all, he couldn't remember any subplot involving bringing a fiancée for a massage experience.
It could only be called friendship born from filth.
Although the masseuses were quite afraid of Zhou Qiaoqiao.
They didn't slack off in their duties.
In fact, when serving Zhou Qiaoqiao.
They hit all the right spots.
So much so that in the private room.
The female devil's alluring sighs of satisfaction could be heard from time to time.
These days had indeed exhausted her.
"Xu Mo, do you prefer boys or girls?"
Zhou Qiaoqiao's lazy voice sounded.
Her eyes were drowsy.
Her voice seemed weak and tired.
Perhaps because they had been talking for too long.
Xu Mo had let his guard down.
"I like both, but personally, I prefer girls."
"Is that so?"
Zhou Qiaoqiao narrowed her eyes, her breathing gradually becoming steady.
The topic seemed to have strayed far off course.
Xu Mo realized something was wrong.
He wanted to change the subject.
"Let's talk about something else."
When he didn't hear the female devil's voice for a while.
Xu Mo was surprised.
The masseuse beside them whispered,
"Young Master Xu, Miss Zhou has fallen asleep."
"Fallen asleep?"
Xu Mo glanced at Zhou Qiaoqiao, who had dozed off at some point.
When the female devil wasn't speaking, she had a unique beauty in her quietness.
Gone was the domineering aura of someone in power.
Replaced by an outstanding grace.
Xu Mo sat up very gently, careful not to make any noise, "Go get a thin blanket to cover her."
Masseuse number 88 nodded and soon returned with a thin air-conditioning blanket, covering Zhou Qiaoqiao.
Xu Mo yawned and got off the bed.
He couldn't stay here anymore.
Time to go home for dinner.
"Xu Mo, don't go!"
The movement of covering her with the blanket had startled Zhou Qiaoqiao awake.
Like a frightened rabbit.
She struggled to open her bloodshot eyes.
Her voice was weak, with a hint of terror.
She grabbed Xu Mo's hand.
Holding it tight.
This completely confused Xu Mo.
For a moment, he couldn't tell if Zhou Qiaoqiao was pretending to sleep.
After a brief internal struggle.
Finally, Xu Mo chose to stay and asked the masseuses to leave first.
"Zhou Qiaoqiao, I'm warning you, don't cause trouble. I won't leave, but you need to let go."
Xu Mo said helplessly as she held his left hand tightly.
Zhou Qiaoqiao's eyes were already closed again, a smile on her lips.
No matter what Xu Mo said.
She simply didn't respond.
Xu Mo tried to remove her jade-like hand.
Unexpectedly, she gripped even tighter.
This was really going to be the death of him.
Xu Mo just stood there awkwardly.
He couldn't use his phone, nor could he leave.
Extremely uncomfortable.
Infected by Zhou Qiaoqiao's drowsiness.
Xu Mo yawned again.
He tried once more to retrieve his hand.
Zhou Qiaoqiao still held on tight.
Xu Mo couldn't take it anymore, so he sat down on the wooden floor, leaning against the bed, planning to take a nap.
Soon, he too fell into a drowsy sleep.
e bizarre and supernatural had descended. The previous emperor was a thoroughgoing tyrant; no longer satisfied with human women, he had set his sights on a stunningly beautiful supernatural entity. He met his end in his bedchamber, drained of all his vital essence. As the legitimate eldest son and crown prince, Wang Hao was thus hastily enthroned, becoming the young emperor of the Great Zhou Dynasty. No sooner had he awakened the "Imperial Sign-In Intelligence System" than he was assassinated by a Son of Destiny—a classic villain's opening. The Great Zhou, ravaged by the former emperor's excesses, was in national decline. The great families within its borders harbored their own treacherous schemes, martial sects began to defy the imperial court's decrees, and border armies, their pay and provisions in arrears, grumbled incessantly against the central government. Fortunately, the central capital was still held secure by the half-million Imperial Guards and fifty thousand Imperial Forest Army who obeyed the court's orders, along with the royal family's hidden reserves of power, barely managing to suppress the realm. As the Great Zhou's finances worsened and supernatural activities grew ever more frequent, the court sat atop a volcano. Ambitious plotters everywhere dreamed of overthrowing the dynasty, and even some reclusive ancient powers emerged, attempting to sway the tides of the world. At the first grand court assembly, the civil and military officials nearly came to blows, fighting tooth and nail over the allocation of fifty million taels of silver from the summer tax revenues. The spectacle opened Wang Hao's eyes—the Great Zhou's bureaucracy was not only corrupt but also martially proficient, a cabinet of all-rounders. Some officials even had the audacity to suggest the emperor release funds from the imperial privy purse to address the emergency. Wang Hao suddenly felt weary. Let it all burn.
to panic—he has a system. As long as an investment target dies, he can claim a reward. And since he is immortal, the one thing he has plenty of is time. ... Countless years later. “Immortal Emperor of Longevity? I invested in him.” “Supreme Celestial Venerable? I invested in him.” “Undying Empress? I invested in her.” “...” “Heh. Once they’ve all died, even the Heavenly Dao will have to kneel and call me Dad.”
his freshman year, Su Bai accidentally bound the "Indulgence Tycoon System." 【Sleeping in? Reward: +$1,000】 【Spent $288 at a street barbecue stall? Cashback: +$2,880】 【Dropped $14,396 on in-game skins? Special reward unlocked: A brand-new Porsche Panamera!】 Luxury cars, penthouses, corporate shares, financial empires… College life was all about living freely and doing whatever he pleased! … When the adorably naive academic genius faced family medical bills and financial struggles, Su Bai waved his hand dismissively: "Your future is on me." "Wuwu~ Big Brother is so good to me! I’ll become a scientist to repay you!" When the genius girl got bullied by a shady professor? Su Bai casually dropped a billion-dollar investment, forcing the university to grovel and beg for her return. A company’s funding chain collapsing? Su Bai smirked—cash was the one thing he’d never run out of. Years later, when people traced the rise of the AI prodigy beauty, who was the man behind her success? Not just that—Su Bai also became the tsundere campus belle’s unattainable dream, the contrast senior’s daily necessity, and the beautiful counselor’s emotional anchor…
【Prologue: The Beginning of It All – Use holy water to heal the saintess tainted by demonic energy, then converse with her.】 Shen Nian stared at his older sister sipping yogurt, lost in thought. So you’re telling me my sister is the saintess, and yogurt is the holy water? 【Main Quest 1: Brave Youth, Become an Adventurer! Reward: Rookie Adventurer Title.】 【Side Quest 1: Find the Adorable Kitty! Reward: 1000 Gold Coins.】 Shen Nian: "Wait, I’m a high school senior here—did some guy who got isekai’d accidentally bind his system to me?" Hold on, completing quests gives gold rewards? Titles even boost stats? Is this for real? (A lighthearted, absurd campus comedy—not a revenge power fantasy.)
